NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[oneSLOWex]

good cause i am sure the coupe can't take that kind of abuse..

LOL nope....thats why ima bring a normal sized woman and maybe a bicycle ahha

[dabuilding]

wat hotel is gonna have the most paople partying cause thats where i wanna be
btw justin bj said his hotel is closer to the speedway and urs is like 10 miles away

[oneSLOWex]

shit just roll by all of them and check them out.....ours SHOULD be pretty rowdy....it was last year and there not not as many people there as are gonna be this year

[You_Wish]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7678/17161804029.jpg

she said this is her..

[dabuilding]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7678/17161804029.jpg

she said this is her..
shes tall :D

[WTF?]

lol

[DriVaH]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7678/17161804029.jpg

she said this is her..the one on the left, or the one on the right???LOL:lmfao:

[dabuilding]

the one on the left, or the one on the right???LOL:lmfao:
exactly wat im sayin
does she not have a myspace or facebook?

[WTF?]

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You: fuck your honda
Stranger: fuck yo momma
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: oh yeah
You: i fucked your mom
Stranger: i said it ho
Stranger: oh yeah is that why my cocks in ur mums mouth?
You: really my moms dead fool
Stranger: so
You: but your vtec aint shot
Stranger: just like ur sister
You: really you mean my brother you raging homo
Stranger: who said i was a guy
You: i know you are and you love it in the butt
You: just like your ricer ass honda
You: bitch
Stranger: im a girl fuck face#
Stranger: go suck ur dads dick
You: no your not shut your fucking whore trap
Stranger: rape him up the ass
You: i have a dad but not dads
Stranger: shut your punk ass mouth up bitch
You: your the punk u fucking honda driving homo
You: or do you drive a miata like a little sissy bitch
Stranger: i dont drive a honda dipshity
Stranger: i drive in audia tt and a vw
You: dipshitty???????????? um no
Stranger: what do u drive ?
You: so you take it in the ass then huh
Stranger: some tatty ford mondeo from the nintyies
Stranger: no
Stranger: you
You: i drive a fucking NEON
Stranger: do
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats a chemical
Stranger: DUMBASS

You: nope its a dodge
Stranger: THAT IS SOO OLD
Stranger: like early 2000's
You: nope its an 2004
Stranger: 5 years ago
You: no
Stranger: these are BRAND NEW
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 2009 - 4
You: then you def. are teh gay
Stranger: 2009 - 5
Stranger: = 2004
Stranger: what
Stranger: speak ebglish
Stranger: what country you in
You: i am homo
Stranger: fucxk you
You: fucking china im JDM as shit
You: what nothing to say fag
Stranger: chink
Stranger: got nothing to say?
You: i wasnt born in china dumbass
Stranger: u live there shit ehad
Stranger: *head
You: yup eating fucking whit rice
Stranger: like a motherfucking chink
You: thats not what your mom was saying
You: fucking miata driving bitch
Stranger: what was that?
You: re read it fa
Stranger: all i could here was ur mum groaning
You: no
You: but you dad takes it pretty well
You: in all holes
Stranger: so YOUR GAY THEN
Stranger: ha
Stranger: u just made urslef look like a fucking gay whore
You: i swing both ways you want some
You: thats what i was telling your dad too
Stranger: alright gay, juist make sure ur mum doesnt get aids as i have it and when you fuck her - again - you will get it
Stranger: HA
Stranger: chink
You: i want your penis in my mouth
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: im a girl
You: no please
You: no your not
Stranger: im a FUCKING GIRLK YOU PRICK
You: its ok to have a small dick
Stranger: what part of that dont u understand
You: tucking your dick between your legs and dancing around singing im a pretty girl does not make you a girl
You: it makes you a homo
Stranger: im a girl you fucker
You: no your not quit lieing to your self
Stranger: no
You: its ok to be a guy and like the penis in your mouth
Stranger: u are so stupid im a fucking girl you motherfucking cock sucking piece of shit
You: no your not
Stranger: yes i am
You: face realitly
Stranger: u mean YOU FACE REALITy
You: i love you
Stranger: i lost my virginity when i was in high school
Stranger: what are you
You: me too
You: i love you
Stranger: some 4 year old virging who wanks over little kids?
You: mabe
Stranger: *40
You: i want to be your babys daddy
Stranger: i dont have kids with stupid chinks
You: please
You: i havent had sex in 10yrs
Stranger: u mean u never had sex!
Stranger: get some gay whore off the streets and screw his ass
Stranger: with ur 1 inch wonder
You: i want nudez of you please
Stranger: u know what fuck off u are a stupid gay freak
Stranger: how old are u
You: 30
You: and i want to see you naked
Stranger: pedophile
Stranger: im 14
You: fawking awsome
Stranger: cock sucking dick face
You: yes i am and so are you
Stranger: im not
You: and you want my penis just admit it
You: nudez please
Stranger: no im a girl
Stranger: fuck off im reporting you to the police if you dont stop
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[oneSLOWex]

who is that?

[WTF?]

i dont know but it was fun

[DriVaH]

i drive a honda...:( WTF hurt my feelings (turns and leaves the room slowly)

[WTF?]

lol

[dabuilding]

i know man hoda ftw! ok im hungry im going to make food ill be back

[DriVaH]

LOL @ neon...thats a chemical dumbass

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Stranger: i love u
You: fucking awesome
You: i love lamp
Stranger: .
Stranger: erm
Stranger: lamp?
You: yes, lamp
Stranger: what about me?
Stranger: whay not me?
You: i only love to plunge your hole with my staff of opportunity
Stranger: erm
Stranger: ima guy
You: other than that you're just another road whore
You: i'm a tranny
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ima lamp
You: i'd hit it
Stranger: ouch
You: with a truck
You: like a peterbilt
Stranger: ??
You: do you liek mudkip?
Stranger: mudkip?
You: cuz i herd you liek him
You: yes mudkip
Stranger: mudkip?
Stranger: what
Stranger: the
Stranger: FUCK
You: look it up, it's all the rage in the shitty third world countries
Stranger: is a mudkip
You: read above
Stranger: ....
Stranger: random
You: true
Stranger: erm
Stranger: so ima guy
Stranger: and im not gay
Stranger: so
You: im a tranny, and i <3 vagina
Stranger: i gess
Stranger: ima gona leave now
You: so why the fuck are you still talking to me
Stranger: this is getting creepy
You: for sure
Stranger: bye
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[You_Wish]

lol yall are dum

[WTF?]

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You: your car is slow
Stranger: i mknow
You: good
Stranger: but ur is too so...
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: i run 14's all day long
Stranger: ok, well i am 14 so get lost!
You: i want nudez please
Stranger: nudez?
You: its ok if you have a 16 sec. car
You: some people just arent ballin
Stranger: well, 14 yr olds usually dont have cars...
You: i did
You: its ok to be jealous
Stranger: well i am...
You: so where is the nudez
Stranger: nudez!!!!????
You: ya nudez
Stranger: it means???
You: nudez what do you think it means
You: do you like butt sex
Stranger: yes
Stranger: U?
You: o ya
Stranger: gay?
You: do you like animal sex
You: no im a 16yr girl
Stranger: actually never tried...
Stranger: fat r u?
You: no i work out all the time thank you very much
You: i wear a size zero
You: nudez please
Stranger: u r welcome u hate full beatch
Stranger: u may find dis hrd to belive, but i'm ... gay
You: really i swing both ways
Stranger: ok... but u r a girl...
Stranger: beach*
You: yup
You: im a muff diving, cock sucking girl
Stranger: wow... too much information there, thank u
Stranger: did u like mj?
Stranger: do'
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[oneSLOWex]

LOL

[03RCode]

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Stranger: Hello there
You: people on here fucking suck
Stranger: yea
Stranger: so many chinamen
You: the last 175 people have disconnected immediently
You: fucking chink jewbastards
Stranger: koreans
Stranger: lol
You: north korea can lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts
Stranger: eww
You: yeah, i dont like showers
Stranger: You sound american
You: i'm actually french
You: but half mexican
You: it's an interesting mix
You: like a dobermann and yorkie
You: just not a dog, and much more ugly
Stranger: Well then
Stranger: it's a shame
Stranger: I'm so racist
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[WTF?]

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Stranger: Hello there
You: people on here fucking suck
Stranger: yea
Stranger: so many chinamen
You: the last 175 people have disconnected immediently
You: fucking chink jewbastards
Stranger: koreans
Stranger: lol
You: north korea can lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts
Stranger: eww
You: yeah, i dont like showers
Stranger: You sound american
You: i'm actually french
You: but half mexican
You: it's an interesting mix
You: like a dobermann and yorkie
You: just not a dog, and much more ugly
Stranger: Well then
Stranger: it's a shame
Stranger: I'm so racist
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[You_Wish]

ppl dont talk on there alot lmao

[WTF?]

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Stranger: Hiii
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: hahaha!
Stranger: so how are you doing today?
You: im doing great
Stranger: good to hear!
You: it is isnt it
You: so what do you think about butt sex
Stranger: i think you have to talk so someone else
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[03RCode]

These guys are weaksos...



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You: FUCK YOU YOU CHINK BASTARD
Stranger: = =
You: i knew it
You: you foreign fuck
You: if i didnt love egg rolls so much i'd wish the whole continent was blown to shit
Stranger: = =
Stranger: 46
You: wtf is 46
Stranger: ˋˊ
You: is that chineese for i know im a lesser being than you so ill hang myself now?
You: because thats really what im hoping
Stranger: 你會中文嗎?
You: awesome, now go shove a tube sock down your throat and a remote control up your ass you fairy fuck
Stranger: 可不可以不要一直說髒話
You: it all looks so homo
You: i think you're all terrorists
You: and one day... you're going to fuck us up
Stranger: 靠
Stranger: 碼的 不要一直在那亂罵
Stranger: 白目嗎?
Stranger: fuck
You: fuck isnt very chineese
You: I WANT EGG ROLL
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[WTF?]

lol

[DriVaH]

lol@ =========

[03RCode]

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You: if i could find someone that would actually talk on here, i'd probably kill less infants
You: i have much anger
You: and the only cure is...
You: MORE COWBELL
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[WTF?]

lol more cowbell ftw

[DriVaH]

that is a first....the stranger did not even respond...LOL

[roxie911]

I love more cowbell

[WTF?]

cowbell is great

[lanning]

I love more cawk
fixed lulz

[03RCode]

I love more cowbell



I thought you were cooking me dinner you whore.

[WTF?]

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Stranger: hey
You: hey there homo
Stranger: dad?
You: how you doin
Stranger: still gay'in it up
You: what do you think about 2 black guys doin it in the butt
Stranger: i think about that a lot actaully
You: i like it in the belly button
You: so...............
Stranger: so
Stranger: here we are
You: i slap babies
You: and kick infants
Stranger: s'cool
You: i know thats what people tell me all the time
You: to bad your not as cool as me
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[Jason..]

I thought you were cooking me dinner you whore.Are u fuzzy?

[roxie911]

I thought you were cooking me dinner you whore.

lol....Shower before cooking. IA is a distraction.

[DriVaH]

lol....Shower before cooking. IA is a distraction.nice and clean...:yes:

[03RCode]

lol....Shower before cooking. IA is a distraction.




You still owe me some pics young'n... get on it!

[WTF?]

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You: i slap babies
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[You_Wish]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: im looking for chinese ppl to chat
You: cream of sum young guy
Stranger: good
You: so you like it

[roxie911]

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You: i slap babies
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LOL omg :lmfao:

[DriVaH]

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You: i slap babies
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[You_Wish]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: h
Stranger: ihi
You: i slap babies
Stranger: ok
Stranger: from?
You: your bedroom
Stranger: ok
Stranger: from?
You: your bedroom
Stranger: my bed for u
You: i see you playing wiith your moms balls
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: from
You: the tree
Stranger: u camel?

[03RCode]

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You: Ho.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i wanna be horny,can u?
You: I'm fucking hornier than michael jackson on viagra on a youth trip to six flags
Stranger: what would u like to do with me?
You: take a massive diarrhea shit all over your stomach, stick my hoover vacuum cleaner up your ass, a tube sock down your throat... and piss in your eye sockets
You: mmmmmmm
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: im not horny yet
You: yummy right? i want to take your toes and rip your nails off with a rusty pair of vice grips, chew them up, and spit the pieces out into your hair, then bite your nipples so hard they bleed, then... then... then... ahhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: aaaaaaah
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: i liked
You: i want to cut your eye lids off, feed them to my dog, while you lick my balls and then i stab you in the taint
You: yesssssssss
Stranger: yeeeeah
Stranger: i liked
You: i came
Stranger: what more?
You: twice
You: only if you're mom can join
Stranger: hum
You: and you're dead great grand mother
You: i love cold pussy
Stranger: huuum
Stranger: i too
Stranger: im horny
You: i love to eat it with a spoon, shove peanut butter up her cold asshole, and eat it like an ethiopian on a dounut
Stranger: i would u like to do with me and a spoon?
Stranger: say mooore
You: i would like to tie you to a bed, and beat you across the face with a fresh piece of road kill
You: then take a belt sander and run it up both legs, stopping just before the groin
You: then take a 16 penny nail and drive it in each knee cap, put the blood in a cup and pour it in your sisters mouth
You: while ramming her in the ass with a 3/4" pull handle
Stranger: huuuum
Stranger: delicious
Stranger: (())
Stranger: ( . ) ( . )
You: can i eat your ear like mike tyson
Stranger: huuum
You: i want to ram you so hard your grandchildren will have dented foreheads
Stranger: what moore?
Stranger: huum,violence...im horny
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: i liked
You: i hope we meet in hell so i can bend you over in a lake of fire and brimstone
You: while you lick satans balls and stroke hitlers forehead
Stranger: huuum
Stranger: oral sex is good
Stranger: do u like?
You: it's not bloody enough
You: take a razor blade to my cock then suck it dry
You: you fucking dirty slut
Stranger: if i cut your penis and eat after
You: suck the blood form my rod, then let me cum in the bloody mess in your mouth
Stranger: what would u like to do with my tits?
Stranger: huuun
Stranger: aaaaah
You: hook them an idustrial fan with chains, and watch them get ripped off, then lick the remaining bloody muscle tissue
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: delicious
You: i want to spank you with a bat covered in razor wire, and stab you in the jugular with a rusty butter knife, then lick the wound as you go limp in my arms
Stranger: huum,bat in my ass is good
You: i want to rip open you're skull, and cum on your brain, so i'm always on your mind
Stranger: yeaaah
You: i want to rip out your spine and use to fuck myself anally, then feed it to your younger brother
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[WTF?]

lol

[WTF?]

alright im going to grab some luch, peace

[You_Wish]

hhmmmm

[DriVaH]

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You: Ho.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i wanna be horny,can u?
You: I'm fucking hornier than michael jackson on viagra on a youth trip to six flags
Stranger: what would u like to do with me?
You: take a massive diarrhea shit all over your stomach, stick my hoover vacuum cleaner up your ass, a tube sock down your throat... and piss in your eye sockets
You: mmmmmmm
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: im not horny yet
You: yummy right? i want to take your toes and rip your nails off with a rusty pair of vice grips, chew them up, and spit the pieces out into your hair, then bite your nipples so hard they bleed, then... then... then... ahhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: aaaaaaah
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: i liked
You: i want to cut your eye lids off, feed them to my dog, while you lick my balls and then i stab you in the taint
You: yesssssssss
Stranger: yeeeeah
Stranger: i liked
You: i came
Stranger: what more?
You: twice
You: only if you're mom can join
Stranger: hum
You: and you're dead great grand mother
You: i love cold pussy
Stranger: huuum
Stranger: i too
Stranger: im horny
You: i love to eat it with a spoon, shove peanut butter up her cold asshole, and eat it like an ethiopian on a dounut
Stranger: i would u like to do with me and a spoon?
Stranger: say mooore
You: i would like to tie you to a bed, and beat you across the face with a fresh piece of road kill
You: then take a belt sander and run it up both legs, stopping just before the groin
You: then take a 16 penny nail and drive it in each knee cap, put the blood in a cup and pour it in your sisters mouth
You: while ramming her in the ass with a 3/4" pull handle
Stranger: huuuum
Stranger: delicious
Stranger: (())
Stranger: ( . ) ( . )
You: can i eat your ear like mike tyson
Stranger: huuum
You: i want to ram you so hard your grandchildren will have dented foreheads
Stranger: what moore?
Stranger: huum,violence...im horny
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: i liked
You: i hope we meet in hell so i can bend you over in a lake of fire and brimstone
You: while you lick satans balls and stroke hitlers forehead
Stranger: huuum
Stranger: oral sex is good
Stranger: do u like?
You: it's not bloody enough
You: take a razor blade to my cock then suck it dry
You: you fucking dirty slut
Stranger: if i cut your penis and eat after
You: suck the blood form my rod, then let me cum in the bloody mess in your mouth
Stranger: what would u like to do with my tits?
Stranger: huuun
Stranger: aaaaah
You: hook them an idustrial fan with chains, and watch them get ripped off, then lick the remaining bloody muscle tissue
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: delicious
You: i want to spank you with a bat covered in razor wire, and stab you in the jugular with a rusty butter knife, then lick the wound as you go limp in my arms
Stranger: huum,bat in my ass is good
You: i want to rip open you're skull, and cum on your brain, so i'm always on your mind
Stranger: yeaaah
You: i want to rip out your spine and use to fuck myself anally, then feed it to your younger brother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.score..... total madness....:goodjob:

[roxie911]

I thought using the "and then" from Dude, Where's My Car? would be entertaining. Not so much....

I guess creativity lacks there haha

[You_Wish]

bitchies are dumb

[DriVaH]

I thought using the "and then" from Dude, Where's My Car? would be entertaining. Not so much....

I guess creativity lacks there hahaLOL

[03RCode]

I'm having a serious conversation... z0mg.

[You_Wish]

lol im trying to have one..

[DriVaH]

gotta go take a monday....BRB.

[DriVaH]

code, did you fall in love or what?

[03RCode]

Dude, this is epic.

[You_Wish]

up

[WTF?]

im back bitches

[TheProfiteer]

another one for the thread.

[WTF?]

another one for the count


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You: i slap babies
Stranger: ok
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You: i kick infants
Stranger: ?
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[DriVaH]

Dude, this is epic.must be...LOL

[03RCode]

I've been talking to the same dude for like an hour now. It's hilarious.

[WTF?]

we should rename this thread to 3,000 pages of epicness

[WTF?]

I've been talking to the same dude for like an hour now. It's hilarious. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

[03RCode]

must be...LOL



I've never LOL'd so hard in my life.

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You: i drop kick little girls
Stranger: lol
Stranger: congradulations ur in my youtube video
You: i know right
Stranger: i'm trying to find the funniest person on here and so far your the one
Stranger: say hi to youtube
You: whats up youtube
You: oh and in my free time i slap babies
Stranger: hey it's morgan freeman,have any bones you need collected??
Stranger: ........ ur boring
Stranger: boreing
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[DriVaH]

LOL

[03RCode]

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Stranger: oh hai
You: z0mg
You: hai2ewe2
Stranger: oh that's a mind fuck of an abbrevation
You: agreed
Stranger: but approved
Stranger: what's up?
You: fucking babies, shaking titties, and licking strawberry icing off taints
You: yourself?
Stranger: decicively less exciting
You: thats totally weaksos my friend
Stranger: i know
You: want a random email full of nudes?
Stranger: no i'm good thanks
You: lamesauce
Stranger: i got a lot of internets to get porn from
You: everyone loves random tits and vagine
Stranger: but email porn is so needless
Stranger: and dangerous
Stranger: and i'm not about to give my email to random people on omegle
You: how is it dangerous? i took the pics
You: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/EX075/1243898022397.jpg?t=1247595728
You: theres a preview
You: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/EX075/photo-1.jpg?t=1247595744 and another
Stranger: i don't know if i want to go
Stranger: this seems like a trap to me
You: its on photobucket?
You: lol
You: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/EX075/goodcollage.jpg?t=1247595793 have another
Stranger: not bad, but like i said i have little need for your motionless porn
You: i just love ruining girls lives by putting pictures they entrusted me with all over the internet
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: it's really dumb for them to do that
You: its so much ufn
You: fun*
You: esspecially to email them to their parents
You: thats the best
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: that's so heartless
You: who needs a heart when you have a penis and silver toungue?
You: i can talk bitches into nudes in 2.3 seconds
You: within 5 seconds their on the way to their parents inbox, or even their front doorstep in a large manilla envelope
Stranger: word
You: you should try it sometime, it's good for the lulz
Stranger: i would but i have no internet at home and now i'm at work
You: do it from work
You: where do you think i am?
You: lol
Stranger: nice
Stranger: small office + boss' office behind me = no
You: im sure you're boss loves tits as much as the next man
Stranger: true
Stranger: his wife works down the hall and she is hot
You: if you're boss gets mad about it, just announce to the whole office that hes a raging homosexual
You: pork his wife, then send pics in an envelope to his house... it doesn't get any more epic
Stranger: foolproof
Stranger: then i don't have a job
You: unemployeement FTW
You: or just start prostituting
You: it pays well
Stranger: i'd imagine but then i have to get lube and a sexy new dress
Stranger: it just seems so involved
You: lube is for babies, midgets, and old people
You: the dress, no one buys a hooker for its clothes, you'll be just as well off in your undies
Stranger: but in winter it will not be very efficient to be out in undies
You: wear a large coat with nothing under it
You: a little air on the downstairs will be a bit of a skip in everyones step
Stranger: god this is just getting better and better
You: iknorite
Stranger: i see know downside beside eternal hellfire
Stranger: but after those winters on the street i guess it's a nice change of pace
You: god has no problem with hookers, if he did why would a cock fit in a vagina so nicely?
You: i mean, for reallys
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: interesting
You: for reals broski
Stranger: it's like legos or something
You: exactly
You: it fits together like an erecter set
You: just more like an erection set
Stranger: zing
You: it's a completely epic idea
You: then on the side you can strip from time to time
You: you'll be bringing in that coin in no time
Stranger: my assistant principal in hs was a stripper
Stranger: his name was coffee cake
You: thats the gayest thing i've ever heard
You: if i was going to dance around with my staff of opportunity out for everyone to see, my name totally wouldn't be coffee cake
Stranger: right
You: i mean, it just doesn't sound "I'm going to rip your asshole like the grand canyon" enough
Stranger: it really doesn't, although it might have played well to the seniors in the audience
You: he needs to be something more like Nurse, or Depends Dude for that crowd
You: i'd say something more along the lines of King Cobra Cock, or Major Massive Manmeat
Stranger: this is interesting and all, but it's going into rediculous territory
Stranger: making me mouth dry for purified water
You: it's been there for a while
Stranger: i know
You: so how about those red sox?
Stranger: don't give a shit about them
You: what the hail bro
You: not a sox fan?
You: if your a yankees fan ill disconnect this ish right now
Stranger: no
Stranger: i mean if i was to pick between the two i'd go boston
Stranger: but i really don't care
You: well you're not such a bad guy then... i like boston, and anyone playing the yanks
Stranger: word
You: college football... whos your team?
Stranger: art school, don't have any preferance
You: damnit.
You: you're starting to fail at lkife
You: life*
You: much like my typing
Stranger: but a good friend goes to purdue and i've been to their games the most
Stranger: so i guess boiler up
You: eh, not too bad of a choice
You: have watched much since drew brees left
Stranger: well, my friend recently graduated so no
You: so art school? are you a fairy, or just doing it for the hoes... cause i totally couldn't blame you for the latter
Stranger: no, i go to art school but for something that isn't a complete fuck-up of a life choice, audio
Stranger: not like those retard fine-arts majors
You: ah, thats almost understandble
You: you'd rank higher in my book if you said you did it for the whores
Stranger: and it was cheap and in my home city
Stranger: well there's about 3 chicks in my department
Stranger: so i fucked up hard
You: you failed like terrible
You: like michael jackson failed at living to see his 60th birthday
Stranger: ouch
You: too soon?
Stranger: nah it's alright
Stranger: there's already a book coming out about how fucked up he was
You: i mean i could have been like you fail like the pilots on 9/11
You: thats not as recent
Stranger: guess what
You: jacko was one sick sumvabish
Stranger: that's my birthday
You: thats pretty damn awesome
You: it's no where near my birthday
Stranger: it was fucked up man, it was supposed to be awesome
Stranger: i was getting stitches out even
You: it's still pretty damn awesome, you can celebrate on a day that roughly .325% of the gene pool was wiped out
Stranger: it's like my mom telling me i'm special and unique every year
You: moms are awesome
You: im totally a milf hunter
Stranger: i went the opposite route and went for a high schooler once
You: i love young vag
Stranger: it was awesome
You: just dont let chris hanson find you
Stranger: AND she was a dealer
You: i love taking chicks v cards, then never speaking to them again
Stranger: unfortunately she was already a bit of a whore before i got to her
You: weaksos
Stranger: but that had plenty of advantages
You: eh its still vag
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: and a mouth that swallowed
You: even better
You: ill never complain about a warm wet spot to deposit my seed of life
Stranger: my girl now won't swallow unless i do some shit first
You: do like i do, right before you blow shove her head down on your cock and slap her in the back of the head
Stranger: then i'd be out of a vag on the reg though
You: says who? bitches don't know they like it rough till they get it rough
Stranger: true
Stranger: i got some experiments to do then
You: for sure
You: if she doesn't like it be like "IF you'd fucking swallow, you wouldn't get the fist"
You: works every time
You: actually next time just right before you blow jerk her head to the side and spray it in her ear
Stranger: well i g2g right now
You: ah weaksos
You: it's been fun
Stranger: it has
Stranger: gl hf on the nudes
You: time to intimidate the other fuckers on here
You have disconnected.

[You_Wish]

i fell in love

[03RCode]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I regret to inform you.
Stranger: You have AIDS.
You: dude, i totally knew that
Stranger: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
You: fucking chimpanzees
You: its terrible for you
Stranger: HE IS PSYCHIC.

[03RCode]

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Stranger: male?
You: male?
You: mail?
You: pail?
You: fail?
Stranger: failll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mmmmpsi]

ugh.. so I guess I have a sinus infection.. I just got back from the doctor and she prescribed a boat load of medication.. if anyone needs some drugs I'm sure I'll have a lot left over. hahaha

[WTF?]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi :)
You: i love michael jackson
Stranger: I don't :)
You: im jealous that he got to sleep with all those little boys and got away with it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[WTF?]

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Stranger: Sup noon
You: i miss michael jackson
Stranger: Noobb
Stranger: Mj was a perv
You: i do, alot
Stranger: Glad he's gon
You: well im jealous of him
Stranger: Cuz he fucks little boys?
Stranger: Lmfao
You: i know thats why im jealous plus he got away with it
You: lucky bastard
Stranger: U wana di 2?
You: no
Stranger: Perv
Stranger: Faggot
Stranger: Muthafucka
Stranger: Asshole
You: dont be jealous you know deep down inside you are too
Stranger: Shitface
You: i love you
Stranger: Asswipe
Stranger: Jizzass
Stranger: Cocksucker
You: i love everybody i just want the world to be happy place
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[WTF?]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i drop kick little girls
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DriVaH]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: oh hai
You: z0mg
You: hai2ewe2
Stranger: oh that's a mind fuck of an abbrevation
You: agreed
Stranger: but approved
Stranger: what's up?
You: fucking babies, shaking titties, and licking strawberry icing off taints
You: yourself?
Stranger: decicively less exciting
You: thats totally weaksos my friend
Stranger: i know
You: want a random email full of nudes?
Stranger: no i'm good thanks
You: lamesauce
Stranger: i got a lot of internets to get porn from
You: everyone loves random tits and vagine
Stranger: but email porn is so needless
Stranger: and dangerous
Stranger: and i'm not about to give my email to random people on omegle
You: how is it dangerous? i took the pics
You: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/EX075/1243898022397.jpg?t=1247595728
You: theres a preview
You: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/EX075/photo-1.jpg?t=1247595744 and another
Stranger: i don't know if i want to go
Stranger: this seems like a trap to me
You: its on photobucket?
You: lol
You: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/EX075/goodcollage.jpg?t=1247595793 have another
Stranger: not bad, but like i said i have little need for your motionless porn
You: i just love ruining girls lives by putting pictures they entrusted me with all over the internet
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: it's really dumb for them to do that
You: its so much ufn
You: fun*
You: esspecially to email them to their parents
You: thats the best
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: that's so heartless
You: who needs a heart when you have a penis and silver toungue?
You: i can talk bitches into nudes in 2.3 seconds
You: within 5 seconds their on the way to their parents inbox, or even their front doorstep in a large manilla envelope
Stranger: word
You: you should try it sometime, it's good for the lulz
Stranger: i would but i have no internet at home and now i'm at work
You: do it from work
You: where do you think i am?
You: lol
Stranger: nice
Stranger: small office + boss' office behind me = no
You: im sure you're boss loves tits as much as the next man
Stranger: true
Stranger: his wife works down the hall and she is hot
You: if you're boss gets mad about it, just announce to the whole office that hes a raging homosexual
You: pork his wife, then send pics in an envelope to his house... it doesn't get any more epic
Stranger: foolproof
Stranger: then i don't have a job
You: unemployeement FTW
You: or just start prostituting
You: it pays well
Stranger: i'd imagine but then i have to get lube and a sexy new dress
Stranger: it just seems so involved
You: lube is for babies, midgets, and old people
You: the dress, no one buys a hooker for its clothes, you'll be just as well off in your undies
Stranger: but in winter it will not be very efficient to be out in undies
You: wear a large coat with nothing under it
You: a little air on the downstairs will be a bit of a skip in everyones step
Stranger: god this is just getting better and better
You: iknorite
Stranger: i see know downside beside eternal hellfire
Stranger: but after those winters on the street i guess it's a nice change of pace
You: god has no problem with hookers, if he did why would a cock fit in a vagina so nicely?
You: i mean, for reallys
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: interesting
You: for reals broski
Stranger: it's like legos or something
You: exactly
You: it fits together like an erecter set
You: just more like an erection set
Stranger: zing
You: it's a completely epic idea
You: then on the side you can strip from time to time
You: you'll be bringing in that coin in no time
Stranger: my assistant principal in hs was a stripper
Stranger: his name was coffee cake
You: thats the gayest thing i've ever heard
You: if i was going to dance around with my staff of opportunity out for everyone to see, my name totally wouldn't be coffee cake
Stranger: right
You: i mean, it just doesn't sound "I'm going to rip your asshole like the grand canyon" enough
Stranger: it really doesn't, although it might have played well to the seniors in the audience
You: he needs to be something more like Nurse, or Depends Dude for that crowd
You: i'd say something more along the lines of King Cobra Cock, or Major Massive Manmeat
Stranger: this is interesting and all, but it's going into rediculous territory
Stranger: making me mouth dry for purified water
You: it's been there for a while
Stranger: i know
You: so how about those red sox?
Stranger: don't give a shit about them
You: what the hail bro
You: not a sox fan?
You: if your a yankees fan ill disconnect this ish right now
Stranger: no
Stranger: i mean if i was to pick between the two i'd go boston
Stranger: but i really don't care
You: well you're not such a bad guy then... i like boston, and anyone playing the yanks
Stranger: word
You: college football... whos your team?
Stranger: art school, don't have any preferance
You: damnit.
You: you're starting to fail at lkife
You: life*
You: much like my typing
Stranger: but a good friend goes to purdue and i've been to their games the most
Stranger: so i guess boiler up
You: eh, not too bad of a choice
You: have watched much since drew brees left
Stranger: well, my friend recently graduated so no
You: so art school? are you a fairy, or just doing it for the hoes... cause i totally couldn't blame you for the latter
Stranger: no, i go to art school but for something that isn't a complete fuck-up of a life choice, audio
Stranger: not like those retard fine-arts majors
You: ah, thats almost understandble
You: you'd rank higher in my book if you said you did it for the whores
Stranger: and it was cheap and in my home city
Stranger: well there's about 3 chicks in my department
Stranger: so i fucked up hard
You: you failed like terrible
You: like michael jackson failed at living to see his 60th birthday
Stranger: ouch
You: too soon?
Stranger: nah it's alright
Stranger: there's already a book coming out about how fucked up he was
You: i mean i could have been like you fail like the pilots on 9/11
You: thats not as recent
Stranger: guess what
You: jacko was one sick sumvabish
Stranger: that's my birthday
You: thats pretty damn awesome
You: it's no where near my birthday
Stranger: it was fucked up man, it was supposed to be awesome
Stranger: i was getting stitches out even
You: it's still pretty damn awesome, you can celebrate on a day that roughly .325% of the gene pool was wiped out
Stranger: it's like my mom telling me i'm special and unique every year
You: moms are awesome
You: im totally a milf hunter
Stranger: i went the opposite route and went for a high schooler once
You: i love young vag
Stranger: it was awesome
You: just dont let chris hanson find you
Stranger: AND she was a dealer
You: i love taking chicks v cards, then never speaking to them again
Stranger: unfortunately she was already a bit of a whore before i got to her
You: weaksos
Stranger: but that had plenty of advantages
You: eh its still vag
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: and a mouth that swallowed
You: even better
You: ill never complain about a warm wet spot to deposit my seed of life
Stranger: my girl now won't swallow unless i do some shit first
You: do like i do, right before you blow shove her head down on your cock and slap her in the back of the head
Stranger: then i'd be out of a vag on the reg though
You: says who? bitches don't know they like it rough till they get it rough
Stranger: true
Stranger: i got some experiments to do then
You: for sure
You: if she doesn't like it be like "IF you'd fucking swallow, you wouldn't get the fist"
You: works every time
You: actually next time just right before you blow jerk her head to the side and spray it in her ear
Stranger: well i g2g right now
You: ah weaksos
You: it's been fun
Stranger: it has
Stranger: gl hf on the nudes
You: time to intimidate the other fuckers on here
You have disconnected.funny shit...LOL

[You_Wish]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: im bored
Stranger: are'nt we all
Stranger: why else would i be here
Stranger: talking to YOU
You: true dat
Stranger: yea
You: whats your name stranger
Stranger: its stranger
You: mine too
Stranger: wow
Stranger: we have so much in common
You: marrie me
Stranger: i will
Stranger: stranger and stranger
You: together forever
Stranger: till dead do us part
You: kis kiss
Stranger: *MUAH*
You: *sucky*
Stranger: i dont like the ring
Stranger: it looks cheap
Stranger: you cheapass
You: fuck you i went to jared
Stranger: i want diamonts i tell you DIAMONTS
You: suck it im not going to walmart
Stranger: why else should i marry you if you cant even afford a diamont ring
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i wanna divorse
You: noooooooo
You: not yet
Stranger: then get me a diamont ring
Stranger: NOW
You: we didnt have a good honymoon
Stranger: well were are we going again?
You: LA
Stranger: BORING
You: true
You: spian
Stranger: now i really wanna divorse
Stranger: ok spain is good
You: lots and lots of butt sex
Stranger: after the honeymoon we'll divorse
You: i get the ring back hoe
Stranger: and you can keep your cheapass ring

[oneSLOWex]

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: 20 male u
You: 38/f.... i like to sex animals
You: do you?
Stranger: i dont lik
You: i like horse cock
Stranger: do you wanna see my dick
You: wanna see my butthole?
You: its hairy and has chunks of unwipped shit around it
Stranger: do you wanna cybersex
You: do you wanna sex my dog? hes cute
Stranger: yes i wanna fuck it
You: i liek turtles
You: i like to cut myself
Stranger: have you got msn
You: no...do you?
Stranger: have u got skype
You: i cut myself both ways....i do it for jesus. wanna see?
Stranger: i wanna see
Stranger: please
You: want me to show you a pic of my cock? i have both
Stranger: really
Stranger: i wanna see
You: yeah...wanna suck it?
Stranger: yeah
You: my butthole is bleeding
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DriVaH]

i fell in lovewhat is his name? LOL

[Buttons]

omg... ia girl nudes... LOL

[WTF?]

lol

[mmmmpsi]

China Seeks Lower Iron-Ore Price
from WSJ.com: What's News US
China's espionage allegations against employees of Rio Tinto come amid an effort by Beijing to strengthen the bargaining power of its steel industry against the biggest iron-ore suppliers.

[DriVaH]

ugh.. so I guess I have a sinus infection.. I just got back from the doctor and she prescribed a boat load of medication.. if anyone needs some drugs I'm sure I'll have a lot left over. hahahadose up....LOL

[WTF?]

drugs FTW :ninja:

[03RCode]

omg... ia girl nudes... LOL




iknorite

[oneSLOWex]

nudes.....WAIT A MINUTE......where :ninja:

[WTF?]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i was told to say hi
Stranger: By who?
You: they person abouve me
You: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: Well,hi back. (:
You: i know i hate being told what to do
Stranger: Same.My mom does it all the time.
You: i drop kick my mom if shes tells me what to do
Stranger: Yeah,I pop mine in tha face.I mean,how dare her.
You: thats what im saying bitch dont know who shes messing with
You: i made her eat dog food once
Stranger: Awesome!
Stranger: I kicked my mom so hard in the stomach she accidently aborted my brother.
You: fawking epic right there
Stranger: I know!
You: i droped kicked my sister so hard in the head once we had to take her to the vet.
Stranger: ROFLMAO.
Stranger: That's great.Did they give her any treatment or whatnot?
You: no they just told the bitch to stop crying
Stranger: Good for them.
Stranger: Not like those regular doctors that actually help you.Like,what the fuck is that?
You: i know right then i made her walk home
Stranger: With a leash?! :D
Stranger: This story gets better by the second.
You: no i told her to find her own way home and i drove my happy ass home
Connection asploded.

[DriVaH]

nudes.....WAIT A MINUTE......where :ninja:LOL.. keep up...

[roxie911]

nudes.....WAIT A MINUTE......where :ninja:

Wow....your username does not lie haha

[DriVaH]

omg... ia girl nudes... LOLi would not have known if you did not say so...:goodjob:

[WTF?]

lol

[03RCode]

i would not have known if you did not say so...:goodjob:




Glad to see you take time to read the most epic post on IA history.

[WTF?]

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You: i kick infants
Stranger: good job
You: i know right
Stranger: i figured with you spending all your time on the internet you wouldnt be able to do that
Stranger: but i was wrong
You: i do what i can
You: its not easy being me
Stranger: could you sit on a microwave for like 20-30 min a day to make sure you dont reproduce?
Stranger: that would be good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DriVaH]

Wow....your username does not lie haha:eek: damn...LOL

[oneSLOWex]

pfffft! ive seen all of those before

[oneSLOWex]

Wow....your username does not lie haha

its for my car.....ass.....LOL

[03RCode]

He wouldn't let me send the good ones... the ones photofuckit won't let me keep in my album.

[DriVaH]

Glad to see you take time to read the most epic post on IA history.true that... i want to rep you again but i have to spread some first.....:cheers:

[roxie911]

its for my car.....ass.....LOL

LOL <333

[DriVaH]

He wouldn't let me send the good ones... the ones photofuckit won't let me keep in my album.share....

[03RCode]

Wow....your username does not lie haha




That was cold, and fiesty... I like it. Marry me? Or atleast spend one very exciting night in one very cheap hotel with me plunging your hole of glory with my staff of opportunity.

[oneSLOWex]

LOL <333

:D

[mmmmpsi]

ugh.... so whatever drugs I got given, I no longer can feel the top of my mouth.. ahahaha it's numb.

[03RCode]

share....


Email address?

[DriVaH]

Email address?pm sent...:goodjob:

[oneSLOWex]

ugh.... so whatever drugs I got given, I no longer can feel the top of my mouth.. ahahaha it's numb.

thats gotta feel weird as shit

[DriVaH]

ugh.... so whatever drugs I got given, I no longer can feel the top of my mouth.. ahahaha it's numb.don't bite your toung...

[oneSLOWex]

im almost at 9k LOL where the eff is purp today?

[03RCode]

pm sent...:goodjob:



You've got mail, cracker.

[DriVaH]

You've got mail, cracker.you are the muther fucking man...:goodjob:

[oneSLOWex]

wait...are you sending out nudes? hmmm

[03RCode]

wait...are you sending out nudes? hmmm




No nudes for you.

[You_Wish]

i wont.....

[Buttons]

i would not have known if you did not say so...:goodjob:

my pic is somewhere in there. lol

[oneSLOWex]

No nudes for you.

:2up:


lol

[DriVaH]

my pic is somewhere in there. lolreally...:ninja:

[03RCode]

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Stranger: gore movies, yes?
You: grudge fucks, yes?
Stranger: grudge fuck?
You: you know, you find a whore you hate, that hates you
You: the rough "I'm going to break your fucking neck" sex
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: if i were a guy im sure ig got for it
Stranger: altho it does sound muchly like rape
You: nah
You: think of the person you hate the most
You: and think of how incredible the sex would be if you both were trying to kill the other during it
Stranger: hmmm
You: it's awesome
Stranger: done it?
You: i mean, rough sex is win, grudge fuck is epic win
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i like your deductuive logic
You: iknorite
You: i'm going to have to try to grudge fuck to a gore movie sometime
You: that sounds like an amazing time
Stranger: bloody hate sex
Stranger: hmmmm
You: want to pretend you hate me and bump nasties while watching texas chainsaw massacre?
Stranger: sorry mate, already promised my bf the same thing
Stranger: not with texas chainsaw tho
Stranger: we're still voting on the movie choce.
You: but see, i'm so much cooler than your bf... and i gave you the idea
You: and you don't hate him
You: see... theres several problems in your strategy
Stranger: nah, you actually didnt. i just was unaware it had a term
Stranger: there ARE problems. i cant have hate sex while laughing my ass off.
You: right, so after i explained it and you still didn't quite understand
You: see, all we have to do is piss each other off, bump nasties to some bloody ass movie, and never speak/see each other again
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: youre in terrible luck, my friend. im the most passive person i know.
You: seems like a straight forward idea to me
You: wow, such lameness... well what if i just beat your hole of glory with my staff of opportunity to a gore movie and never speak to/see you again
You: that still sounds like a decent time
Stranger: for sure. but you see, again, its already planned.
You: if its already planned when do i need to be there?
You: i must have missed the memo
Stranger: i guess so.
You: want my nudes?
You: or do you want it to be like a surprise fuck
You: because that sounds fun too
Stranger: you see, we had planned this last week already, dont you remember? today at 3:15. and if you werent here by then, then we'd never do it. and since it's in 5minutes.....
You: well you see, i could totally be in the house beside you, on the eastern wall, looking out at your house as of right now
Stranger: and sweetheart, no matter how well-endowed you may be, im willing to bet money my bf is bigger.
Stranger: sucks to be you, i wont be home for another 2 hours
You: i'm willing to bet you're BF has nothing on my neighbor... like for reals
You: ever seen a mandingo porn
You: 100% for serious, he's my neighbor
You: it's intimidating as fuck
You: i cut myself daily
Stranger: LOL
You: i really wish i was kiding
You: kidding*
Stranger: "and IIIIIIII dont need to wear pants today! -strust about-"
Stranger: **struts
You: i really wish i could type today as well
You: i swear to god his cock is the size of a redwood
Stranger: LOL
You: when he jumps in the pool his cock makes a bigger explosion than my whole body
Stranger: that cant feel good
Stranger: =\
You: i'd say not
You: but if i was a 6' 4" black man with a 4' 3" cock i probably wouldn't care
Stranger: oh jesus fucking christ. hoobastank isplaying on the radio. fml
You: z0mg makes me want to cut myself
You: Haste The Day FTMFW
Stranger: i think my ear is going to bleed.
Stranger: xD
You: i'd gladly suck the blood out... you got to admit that'd be sexy
Stranger: i wish i could listen to my music at work. but nooooooo. metal, rock, punk, industrialOR dark cabaret arent 'conform'. fml.
Stranger: you know what? i do admit that.
You: see, grudge fuck to as i lay dying while watching a gore movie and sucking blood out of each other
You: thats the sexiest idea ive ever heard
Stranger: you know what?
Stranger: you seem like a nice guy. i wish upon a star that you find a girl as twisted as yuo are :)
You: i'm totally the best
You: but my neighbor scares/steals all the little anal whores i bring home from the club :(
Stranger: what can i say? a man with a johnson the size of a tall midget has a handle over many, many men.
You: see the thing is most of the time they just see it and kill over... and cold vag is almost always an epic failure
Stranger: xD
Stranger: loool
Stranger: you sound like my buddy issak :)
You: except cooler, more handsome, and more charismatic
Stranger: ...you sound exactly like him
Stranger: xD
You: maybe i am him?
You: you're fairly entertaining
Stranger: why thank you, i do try.
You: see, i don't have to try
You: i'm just naturally awesome
You: and inspiring
You: people want to be like me
You: admit it, in the last 20 minutes you have grown fond of me
Stranger: iunno man im trying pretty damn hard here
Stranger: lol
You: yeahhhh so gore movies + loud music + blood + I = you turned on... anything else im missing?
Stranger: + my bf
Stranger: durr
Stranger: he's the main factor
Stranger: :P
You: so you like DP?
You: thats what i'm gathering from that equation
Stranger: oh im sorry, you werent in the equation.
You: gore movies + loud music + bloow + myself + your bf = you turned on
You: no need to backtrack now, you already admitted it
Stranger: aw now you have it all wrong
You: see i'm 100% certain i have it completely correct
Stranger: adding yourselfin the equation takes it off-balance. that just wont do.
Stranger: you werentgood in math in highschool, were you
Stranger: :P
You: it's natural to be attracted to me, you don't have to be scared to admit it
You: if i was a girl, i'd totally fuck me
You: i'm a math major... going to be a math teacher one day with any luck actually
Stranger: oh sweet irony.
You: epic, amirite
Stranger: not bad, not bad.
You: so anyways sweetie, you're starting to bore me
You: i'm beginning to think you are unworthy of my time here
Stranger: more like vice-versa.
Stranger: you should be honored i gave you any attention at all.
You: If you didn't sound like such a good fuck I would have disconnected immediently
Stranger: do i now?
Stranger: well.
Stranger: i might just feel flattered if i didnt care so much :)
You: that made no sense, you'd be flattered if you DID NOT care so much?
You: see, you're more attractive when you talk dirty
Stranger: yes i MIGHT be flattered if i didn't care so much, meaning i'd be flattered if icared.
Stranger: that god your in math and not languages
Stranger: :)
You: you would be flattered if you did not care so much... meaning if you didnt care you would be flattered
You: but saying that if you did not care means that you do indeed care
Stranger: *might* being the opperative word.
Stranger: alright. i made a mistake. can you blame me? english isnt my first language.
You: so you're foreign i assume?
You: that moves you slightly up the list
You: foreign chicks seem more adventerous... keeps me on my toes
Stranger: gtg
Stranger: <<insert her email address here... yes I removed it you horny fucks lololololol>>
Stranger: see you around.
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[You_Wish]

up yours

[03RCode]

my pic is somewhere in there. lol



:ninja:

[WTF?]

i want girls nudes

[03RCode]

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Stranger: OF COURSE
You: i demand to know who that slut is
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You: i love rabbits
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[mmmmpsi]

Chrysler Financial pays back TARP with TALF
from MarketWatch.com - Top Stories
Chrysler Financial says it has fully repaid its $1.5 billion debt to the U.S. Treasury, using another government program to raise cash by bundling up and selling auto loans.

[WTF?]

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You: i love rabbits
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[mmmmpsi]

Johnson & Johnson earnings: More of the same from this blue chip
from BloggingStocks by James Cullen

Filed under: Earnings reports, Johnson and Johnson (JNJ)
Johnson & Johnson (NYSE: JNJ), the huge producer of pharmaceutical and over-the-counter drugs and consumer healthcare products, reported earnings before the market opened today. Earnings per share for the second quarter of 2009 were $1.15 on $15.2 billion in revenue, compared to the $1.11 average and $1.14 high expected from analysts. The consensus revenue target was $15 billion, so the firm also beat on the top line despite seeing a single-digit percentage drop in revenues from last year.

Similar to consulting firm Accenture (NYSE: ACN), international results were hurt by foreign exchange effects, which offset nearly 4% operational growth overseas. Half of Johnson & Johnson's total revenues for the quarter came from outside the United States. Shares, which are down year-to-date and are underperforming the S&P 500, were up fractionally today in mid-day trading.

[03RCode]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: south FL
You: yourself?
Stranger: 17 m turkey u
You: 29 f FL
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: you very hot girl baby:)
You: how would you know you little pervert, have you seen me? are you stalking me? are you my step son?
Stranger: noo you and me hot tolk webcam ?
Stranger: :)
You: no no no, how about this... you learn to speak english, grow a pair of balls and some hair on your chest and get laid on something other than the internet you pathetic little fuck
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[oneSLOWex]

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: do you like cats>?
Stranger: no, i'm allergic to them
You: i eat their poop from the litter box....it tastes like chocolate
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[WTF?]

lol

[WTF?]

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You: i love bunny rabbits
Stranger: They're awesome.
You: i know they taste so good
Stranger: But I prefer skunks. lol
Stranger: Bunny burgers.
You: skunks do not taste good
Stranger: I know. I prefer them as pets.
You: bunny burgers FTW
You: me too
You: i kick little dogs
Stranger: That's always fun.
Stranger: Mind if I take my shoes off?
You: i know its kinda my hobby
You: go for it salior
Stranger: *Removes shoes. Her feet smell really bad.*
Stranger: It's a fun hobby.
You: yep
You: so what do you think about butt sex
Stranger: I think that when a man and a woman are in love, and they want to do it... in the butt, then.... yeah.
You: im talking about anytime wthere its man on man, girl on girl, man and girl etc.
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: Well then, as long as no one gets injured, then it's cool.
Stranger: *Sniffs the air.* Man, my feet reeeeeeeeek! xD
You: a little bruising on the butt cheeks but its all good
You: i kick infants
Stranger: Those little bastards deserve it
You: i know right
You: slaping babies is my thing too
Stranger: I make them smell my feet. :D
You: you know what else is good?
Stranger: Bacon and beer?
Stranger: Rolled into one?
You: dog food
Stranger: Like Play-Doh, it's as fun to play with as it is to eat.
You: i prefer crickets
Stranger: As pets or as ammunition for a paintball gun?
You: as pets and food
Stranger: Cool.
You: i know
Stranger: brb
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[WTF?]

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You: butt sex
Stranger: hi
Stranger: it's my first time at here
You: cool
You: i slap babies
Stranger: nice
Stranger: congratulations for you
You: thanks
You: so what do you think about butt sex
Stranger: i hate
You: y?
Stranger: really
Stranger: and u?
You: i love it i think its comforting and relaxing
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: cool
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[WTF?]

wow 8 members and im the only one posting

[DriVaH]

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You: i love bunny rabbits
Stranger: They're awesome.
You: i know they taste so good
Stranger: But I prefer skunks. lol
Stranger: Bunny burgers.
You: skunks do not taste good
Stranger: I know. I prefer them as pets.
You: bunny burgers FTW
You: me too
You: i kick little dogs
Stranger: That's always fun.
Stranger: Mind if I take my shoes off?
You: i know its kinda my hobby
You: go for it salior
Stranger: *Removes shoes. Her feet smell really bad.*
Stranger: It's a fun hobby.
You: yep
You: so what do you think about butt sex
Stranger: I think that when a man and a woman are in love, and they want to do it... in the butt, then.... yeah.
You: im talking about anytime wthere its man on man, girl on girl, man and girl etc.
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: Well then, as long as no one gets injured, then it's cool.
Stranger: *Sniffs the air.* Man, my feet reeeeeeeeek! xD
You: a little bruising on the butt cheeks but its all good
You: i kick infants
Stranger: Those little bastards deserve it
You: i know right
You: slaping babies is my thing too
Stranger: I make them smell my feet. :D
You: you know what else is good?
Stranger: Bacon and beer?
Stranger: Rolled into one?
You: dog food
Stranger: Like Play-Doh, it's as fun to play with as it is to eat.
You: i prefer crickets
Stranger: As pets or as ammunition for a paintball gun?
You: as pets and food
Stranger: Cool.
You: i know
Stranger: brb
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[oneSLOWex]

i has a headache

[WTF?]

im slowly getting one

[DriVaH]

sorry to hear that man, i hope you feel better.

[NVEOUS]

almost time to go home!

[DriVaH]

almost time to go home!did you get the car fixed yet man?

[lanning]

what up

[NVEOUS]

You mean the damage??

[DriVaH]

yeah..

[DriVaH]

what upall good man, you?

[lanning]

me and bill got the dent i punched in my car out

[lanning]

all good man, you?
chillin at work

[DriVaH]

me and bill got the dent i punched in my car outwhy would you punch your car pimp?

[NVEOUS]

Na i haven't fixed it yet. I think im going to just wait and buy a CF hood and do a 99-00 front end conversion. Since thats what i want to do anyways

[lanning]

had a long talk with my mom and was pretty pissed walked outside and my doors wouldnt unlock and before i knew it i had punched the car

[oneSLOWex]

it looked BAAAAAD when i first got there....i almost was like FUCK i cant fix this. but i tried anyway and that shit was like POP and straightened almost perfectly minus a couple little pings

[DriVaH]

Na i haven't fixed it yet. I think im going to just wait and buy a CF hood and do a 99-00 front end conversion. Since thats what i want to do anywaysgot you..

[NVEOUS]

had a long talk with my mom and was pretty pissed walked outside and my doors wouldnt unlock and before i knew it i had punched the car

Shit man. Don't do that. :no: :no: I have gone through both my hands being broken because i punched stuff when i got mad. I stopped after the second one.

[oneSLOWex]

Shit man. Don't do that. :no: :no: I have gone through both my hands being broken because i punched stuff when i got mad. I stopped after the second one.

i get mad and do shit like that every now and then....i punched through my wooden closet door one time....that shit fuckin hurt after i calmed down

[DriVaH]

had a long talk with my mom and was pretty pissed walked outside and my doors wouldnt unlock and before i knew it i had punched the cardamn..

[lanning]

lol i have a bad habit of hitting stuff i hope i learned a lesson on the car tho

[NVEOUS]

i get mad and do shit like that every now and then....i punched through my wooden closet door one time....that shit fuckin hurt after i calmed down

Yeah after my adrenaline stopped pumping and all My hands killed me. When i broke the first one i walked around pissed off for about an hour and was clenching my fists..... I didn't feel a thing........Then after i calmed down The pain kicked in.

[DriVaH]

it looked BAAAAAD when i first got there....i almost was like FUCK i cant fix this. but i tried anyway and that shit was like POP and straightened almost perfectly minus a couple little pingsglad you could fix it..

[You_Wish]

leaving to go do work son..

[DriVaH]

i get mad and do shit like that every now and then....i punched through my wooden closet door one time....that shit fuckin hurt after i calmed downme too, i won't hit my car though...just saying.

[DriVaH]

leaving to go do work son..ha haaaa do work.... later

[lanning]

lol if my door locks were working right i would have hit it lol just an excuse tho

[03RCode]

had a long talk with my mom and was pretty pissed walked outside and my doors wouldnt unlock and before i knew it i had punched the car



See, you bumbling idiot, don't punch your car. Find the first person you see on the street and bust their face. Much more stress relief, and doesn't ugly up your civic.

[NVEOUS]

alright guys im out later.

[DriVaH]

See, you bumbling idiot, don't punch your car. Find the first person you see on the street and bust their face. Much more stress relief, and doesn't ugly up your civic.thats what i am talking about....:cheers:

[lanning]

lol my neighbor was outside talking to me when it happened, i like zoned out i dont even remember what he said

[lanning]

alright guys im out later.
hell i will be on here till about 1

[DriVaH]

lol my neighbor was outside talking to me when it happened, i like zoned out i dont even remember what he saidi know that feeling.

[DriVaH]

alright guys im out later.one

[DriVaH]

as soon as i get a garage i am putting up a bag.

[lanning]

man i need to or start goin to the gym

[C-loS109]

chicken and ranch is soooo goood!!!

nuff said.

[oneSLOWex]

i have to poop

[DriVaH]

you have to go monday???? LOL

[lanning]

lol i need to check on prices for teh gym, bill you wanna go with me

[oneSLOWex]

hahahahaha fuck yeah i do.....i think....might just be gas

[oneSLOWex]

lol i need to check on prices for teh gym, bill you wanna go with me

i would like to but the rush has a fucking contract and the Y is expensive for you. Although, I do already have a free city membership to the Y if you wanted to get your own and we could go

[DriVaH]

hahahahaha fuck yeah i do.....i think....might just be gas:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[DriVaH]

i would like to but the rush has a fucking contract and the Y is expensive for you. Although, I do already have a free city membership to the Y if you wanted to get your own and we could gonothing wrong with the y...:goodjob:

[lanning]

i would like to but the rush has a fucking contract and the Y is expensive for you. Although, I do already have a free city membership to the Y if you wanted to get your own and we could go
i dunno i wanna check around, the y is a bunch of old folks lol

[oneSLOWex]

nothing wrong with the y...:goodjob:

im not talking about the Y with the "box" lunch LOL

[DriVaH]

im not talking about the Y with the "box" lunch LOLLOL...

[oneSLOWex]

i dunno i wanna check around, the y is a bunch of old folks lol

meh fuck it....the place is always nice and alot less dueschers(sp?)

[oneSLOWex]

LOL...

allthough i could go for some of that right now :lmfao:

[lanning]

true i will have to check on prices, they should give me a good price with work

[oneSLOWex]

TROOF. hell check it out mane

[lanning]

i got a coffee table and end tables for the apt today

[DriVaH]

get pumped... lol

[DriVaH]

i am hungry...

[DriVaH]

i got a coffee table and end tables for the apt todaywhen is the house party?

[lanning]

you gunna go eat at the y

[oneSLOWex]

i got a coffee table and end tables for the apt today

nice. from where?

[lanning]

nice. from where?
craigslist son
http://images.craigslist.org/3ka3mc3o9ZZZZZZZZZ97ed4bec078bd461c2b.jpg

[DriVaH]

you gunna go eat at the yLOL.... naw son..

[lanning]

yeah man i dont do dat shit

[DriVaH]

i hear you

[lanning]

im bored as hell

[oneSLOWex]

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[oneSLOWex]

yeah man i dont do dat shit

shit....why not?

[DriVaH]

LOL

[lanning]

shit....why not?
dunno man not fo me

[DriVaH]

shit....why not?probably cause some ppl don't know how to respect your shit..

[oneSLOWex]

ELOHEL i love it

[DriVaH]

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[DriVaH]

i am hungry as fuck..

[lanning]

i need a vacation

[DriVaH]

i need a vacationi wanted to go home in october but my girl's uncle is getting married.

[lanning]

we need to go to panama with them
http://www.studentcity.com/newsletter/september1/panama-city-beach-spring-break-girls.JPG

[DriVaH]

ooooohhh hell yeah...:cheers:

[lanning]

ooooohhh hell yeah...:cheers:
you cool with teh white girls or you wanna mix it up a little

[DriVaH]

pussy is pussy...

[lanning]

pussy is pussy...
lol troof

[oneSLOWex]

ELOHEL!!

[lanning]

you can bring yours if you want bill

[DriVaH]

you can bring yours if you want billnoooooooo!!!!!!! don't bring sand to the beach!!

[Motivation]

Good morning

[lanning]

lol he would have too

[DriVaH]

hey

[DriVaH]

the only place my girl won't let me go by myself is Trinidad for carnival...

[lanning]

haha i wonder why

[DriVaH]

well, she is from Trinidad so she is always gonna wanna go.

[DriVaH]

i want to go home soon though..i am getting home sick..

[oneSLOWex]

shit i can do w/e i want...we are not together like that lol

[DriVaH]

up

[DriVaH]

shit i can do w/e i want...we are not together like that lolits cool man.... calm down.... step away from the knife.....LOL J/K

[oneSLOWex]

ELOHEL

[DriVaH]

aight fam, i am out.... be back later..

[oneSLOWex]

HOLLA

[oneSLOWex]

hahaha http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t311/jee35dreamn/th_video3gpp_2.jpg (http://s163.photobucket.com/albums/t311/jee35dreamn/?action=view&current=video3gpp_2.flv)

[lanning]

bill when you off work

[oneSLOWex]

7...headed to hixson to meet tarvis and prime all my parts
then hangin with whit

[lanning]

hell yeah i will be here till one again

[oneSLOWex]

ghey

[03RCode]

I love breasts.

[lanning]

I love breasts.
x2

[oneSLOWex]

x3

[lanning]

bill if you get bored hollar at me, i mean you wont but you can

[03RCode]

bill if you get bored hollar at me, i mean you wont but you can



http://www.merriam-webster.com/spanish/hollar



I'm not sure I would want him to hollar me.

[Buttons]

hai

[03RCode]

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5412_106061011879_502151879_2032451_5451319_n.jpg

[03RCode]

hai




Oh hai you hooker.

[Buttons]

Oh hai you hooker.

IM me.... i have something you might want to see... ;)

[lanning]

anybody on here tonight

[Buttons]

i'm somewhat on.

[lanning]

lol im kind of on too

[all_american_gurl09]

hey guys

[lanning]

HI

[IMPORTchic]

Sleepy time is coming early tonight! In.....

[IMPORTchic]

5....

[all_american_gurl09]

could not agree more

[IMPORTchic]

4...

[IMPORTchic]

3..

[IMPORTchic]

2.