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Slow Motion
05-07-2008, 05:53 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
..Just watch :lmfao:
"I told the high school girl, I love you inside me"
LMAOIRL :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
"I like to swim in it, I like to swim in it, I like to swim in his, beeeeejaaaaayyy"
LOL....
bandydesign
05-07-2008, 05:54 PM
lol, its good right? I can't get enough of that song:lmfao:
Buttons
05-07-2008, 05:55 PM
I wish I had something to do, Im just chillin. How much school do you have left?
3 1/2 credits.
but i'm getting 1/2 tomorrow. .. so only three more :cheers: YAY!
Slow Motion
05-07-2008, 05:58 PM
lol, its good right? I can't get enough of that song:lmfao:
Kustom I'm gonna borrow the sig for a while.....LMAO.
Buttons
05-07-2008, 06:00 PM
I dont get you guys or any of you banwagoners. Ok, i understand you dont like Autum for whatever reasons. A lot of people dont like her b/c of the "attention" factor. But if she IS telling the truth and had sex with 4 guys...how is she a ****? I mean, if you are going to put her down...do it in the right areas and make it make sense.
-Ant.
Why haven't you been on aim lately?
Brett
05-07-2008, 07:55 PM
damn it was a nce day out today
Buttons
05-07-2008, 08:04 PM
finally the OP returns.
bandydesign
05-07-2008, 08:04 PM
Kustom I'm gonna borrow the sig for a while.....LMAO.
LOLOL ok.
DunDunSkeert
05-07-2008, 08:40 PM
http://str8hoops.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/adriana-lima.jpg
ya I'm sure she is hot in other pictures but in this one she kind of looks like she has down syndrome.:thinking:
TS240
05-07-2008, 08:45 PM
^LAWL!!!
bandydesign
05-07-2008, 08:49 PM
HAHAHAHA
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 09:00 PM
whad up b.itchessss
TS240
05-07-2008, 09:02 PM
whad up b.itchessss
just moved my roomates **** out. You?
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 09:05 PM
hell yeah kick that niggar to the street
me and jdm_only just got back from the gym
TS240
05-07-2008, 09:14 PM
hell yeah kick that niggar to the street
me and jdm_only just got back from the gym
LOL Im moving out tommorrow too... dorms close tommorrow.
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 09:16 PM
damn that sucks put a sign outside of your door saying "this is my fuching room, it shall be mine forever & ever until my death" i think they might let you stay hahaha
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 09:18 PM
hey you know in kustom sig thats actually him :D
TS240
05-07-2008, 09:23 PM
damn that sucks put a sign outside of your door saying "this is my fuching room, it shall be mine forever & ever until my death" i think they might let you stay hahaha
LOL they can have it Im ready for an apartment next fall.
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 09:31 PM
sh!t im not goin to pay for house payment for atleast 5 more years. i moved in my grandparents house they told me i can have the house when it's payed off that there going to move out in the middle of nowhere with there RV
:bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump: :bump:
DeeAOne
05-07-2008, 09:33 PM
^^ gonna be a bum for the rest of his life.
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 09:33 PM
hell yeah mofo
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 09:47 PM
anyone in here
TS240
05-07-2008, 09:48 PM
Im in and out, to many threads to keep up with.
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 09:49 PM
yep i just stick in here and i want to beat evan's post count in here i doult it happens thou
TS240
05-07-2008, 09:52 PM
yep i just stick in here and i want to beat evan's post count in here i doult it happens thou
I doubt I even have that many posts in here I posted a tone in the beggining but got bored with it....
DeeAOne
05-07-2008, 09:54 PM
x2..
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 09:57 PM
louis how those arms starting to feel
DeeAOne
05-07-2008, 09:58 PM
they hurt. i cant type. lol
TS240
05-07-2008, 09:59 PM
louis how those arms starting to feel
Did you just add me on myspace?
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:00 PM
i got off 40 minutes late AND the a/c was broke. fck them.
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:01 PM
they hurt. i cant type. lol
its getting there for me
and TS240 yes that was me
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:01 PM
so I kinda thought about what anferny said, and I might just lay off on talking sht to autumn. lol
TS240
05-07-2008, 10:03 PM
its getting there for me
and TS240 yes that was me
ok cool, thought that was you.
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:05 PM
you saw that tight ass sunfire and was like oh sh!t thats what bouncy! ride looks like :eek: omg i have to see if he will trade my his car :D
TS240
05-07-2008, 10:07 PM
^LOL something like that.
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:10 PM
i know it
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:11 PM
i wanted to go to the gym with yall.
work ftl. what gym did yall go to anyways?
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:12 PM
the old gold's gym we worked the sh!t out of louis
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:24 PM
me (10:12:00 PM): mk, brb, walking shelby
her (10:12:07 PM): k
me (10:12:28 PM): (if you leave before I get back, you have to come over tomorrow night)
her signed off at 10:13:18 PM.
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:25 PM
hahahaha
denied
Double_0_Rusty
05-07-2008, 10:26 PM
MY EPIC 5500th post in this bish
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:27 PM
hahahaha
denied
what?
that means she has to come over tomorrow night...
sounds like win to me.
Double_0_Rusty
05-07-2008, 10:28 PM
what?
that means she has to come over tomorrow night...
sounds like win to me.
That's soooo high school musical sh!t. :taun:
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:30 PM
lol
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:31 PM
i want a vetttttttte.
TS240
05-07-2008, 10:33 PM
i want a vetttttttte.
x2 lol
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:34 PM
i want a vette motor fvck the body
Echonova
05-07-2008, 10:35 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Obama_hope-nosis.gif
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:36 PM
i hope Hillary win cause if she does democratic will never be elected in the the office again
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:37 PM
I gotta sell my car, $4300
then spend $800
so I'd have $3500 and the 78 camaro and 79 D100
sell the D100, $900
so im up to 4400 and the camaro
sell the camaro $3000
now im up to $7400
minus 5k for a C4
leaves me 2k to play with :ninja:
Echonova
05-07-2008, 10:39 PM
I gotta sell my car, $4300
then spend $800
so I'd have $3500 and the 78 camaro and 79 D100
sell the D100, $900
so im up to 4400 and the camaro
sell the camaro $3000
now im up to $7400
minus 5k for a C4
leaves me 2k to play with :ninja:5K Corvette = http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh61/hotrodhank71/CorvetteSummerVette1.jpg
bandydesign
05-07-2008, 10:41 PM
hey you know in kustom sig thats actually him :D
Yo! Keep it on the DL:ninja:
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:42 PM
never goin to happen
Buttons
05-07-2008, 10:42 PM
aw, cgevan, you're gonna lay off...
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:43 PM
5K Corvette = http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh61/hotrodhank71/CorvetteSummerVette1.jpg
you are so wrong with all that hood space its got it probably pushing close to 2000 hp so it woll cost a extra 20G's since it's a 3 sec car:D
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:44 PM
5K Corvette = http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh61/hotrodhank71/CorvetteSummerVette1.jpg
that's a C3 holmes. besides, i have the hookup on used cars, a C4 for under 6k won't be a problem.
bandydesign
05-07-2008, 10:44 PM
you are so wrong with all that hood space its got it probably pushing close to 2000 hp so it woll cost a extra 20G's since it's a 3 sec car:D
Yo, that reminds me of an Accord I once photographed:rolleyes:
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:48 PM
aw, cgevan, you're gonna lay off...
don't push it bitch
Echonova
05-07-2008, 10:48 PM
that's a C3 holmes. besides, i have the hookup on used cars, a C4 for under 6k won't be a problem.~sigh~ Never seen the movie Corvette Summer starring Luke Skywalker I see.
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:49 PM
lololol
MistaCee
05-07-2008, 10:49 PM
Whats going on in here
Echonova
05-07-2008, 10:50 PM
Yo, that reminds me of an Accord I once photographed:rolleyes:Lulz... Epic
bandydesign
05-07-2008, 10:51 PM
Lulz... Epic
^truf
Echonova
05-07-2008, 10:52 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/EpicTits.jpg
Catnip
05-07-2008, 10:53 PM
those tittays aren't epic...
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:54 PM
:eek: this dude has gone crazy
http://www.mike.vcn.com/tmp/ricer_civic_2.jpg
MistaCee
05-07-2008, 10:54 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/EpicTits.jpg
Her nose looks weird I'd still hit it though
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:55 PM
Her nose looks weird I'd still hit it though
who cares about her nose id hit it in a heart beat :D
jew_boy
05-07-2008, 10:59 PM
im goin to put one of these in the sunfire whos up to helping :D
http://www.urbanracer.com/shostop/gallery/ShowStoppers/Justin_Wessling_CivicEX/0010.jpg
Echonova
05-07-2008, 11:04 PM
Her nose looks weird I'd still hit it thoughLOL, lucky her...
MistaCee
05-07-2008, 11:05 PM
LOL, lucky her...
Damn rite.:bump:
Catnip
05-07-2008, 11:15 PM
lucky that it wouldnt hurt.
bandydesign
05-07-2008, 11:26 PM
im goin to put one of these in the sunfire whos up to helping :D
http://www.urbanracer.com/shostop/gallery/ShowStoppers/Justin_Wessling_CivicEX/0010.jpg
:eek:
I help= I drive it
Oh, I'll help!!
I'll help install too:rolleyes:
Catnip
05-07-2008, 11:41 PM
don't worry, mike couldn't spell K20a to order it...
oh burn. lol
i keed.
Catnip
05-07-2008, 11:53 PM
We can make love on the bedroom floor
Then on top of my waterbed
I'm kissing you
Running my fingers through your hair
In the hallway
Making love away beside the stairs
We can do it anywhere
TS240
05-08-2008, 12:16 AM
This will probably be one of the last times I post in this thread til next semester so good luck!:goodjob:
Any of you guys that are on my myspace let me know when you get close to the record!:cheers:
Catnip
05-08-2008, 12:18 AM
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4286/whenyouseeitmm9.jpg
i dont see it?
TS240
05-08-2008, 12:20 AM
^The guy leaning against the light poll on the left?
Echonova
05-08-2008, 12:27 AM
Only 250 more pages to go....
AnthonyF
05-08-2008, 07:13 AM
Why haven't you been on aim lately?I am at work. When I get home i forget to sign on.
-Ant.
Brett
05-08-2008, 09:40 AM
Only 250 more pages to go....
WE CAN DO IT!! LOL
AnthonyF
05-08-2008, 10:10 AM
I dont get that pic either.
-Ant.
Slow Motion
05-08-2008, 11:42 AM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/EpicTits.jpg
:ninja:
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 11:56 AM
lol
Nomad!
05-08-2008, 01:01 PM
5K Corvette = http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh61/hotrodhank71/CorvetteSummerVette1.jpg
:upchuck:
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 01:18 PM
Ask my niggah lebron,
So big we aint gotta respond.
When ur talking to a don
Please show respect like ur talking to ur mom
We let tha money do tha talking
Getting money so we talking quit often.
Buttons
05-08-2008, 01:50 PM
I am at work. When I get home i forget to sign on.
-Ant.
sign on then !!!!
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:27 PM
OK, time for me to help out again
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:28 PM
ya kno, get my post count up in this thread
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:28 PM
Im going to do some work for a guy at like 4, where should I eat. I havent eaten anything today
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:29 PM
My pockets aint empty cuz... and we aint hungry no mor either!
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:30 PM
cops come in my house and direspec my hole famiry and you know what? It was you!!!!
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:30 PM
this aint no 10 second race.... I got nothing but time
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:31 PM
bullsheit! Nobody likes the Tuna!!!!!
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 02:32 PM
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn61/Rubins4/FF.jpg
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:32 PM
where'd you find those cars? The bottom of a cereal box?
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:33 PM
Have you been high today?
Buttons
05-08-2008, 02:34 PM
right.
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:34 PM
Anybody want this sign Benny Lava?
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:34 PM
I put papaya there...
Hey Autumn:)
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:35 PM
You caught me whoring
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:35 PM
hey you, my pockets aren't empty I'll take my cutta back
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:37 PM
He's tappin her. Tappin her? Tappin her how?
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:38 PM
My grandma's buick would smoke that piece of **** trailor trash! How 'bout your daddy's viper?
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:39 PM
They're hot!... Yah they hot, they're wired so hot who ever is trackin them will know every time you don't wear your seatbelt.
bandydesign
05-08-2008, 02:40 PM
Well your the master mechanic, why don't you just yank dat sh!t up outa there?
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 02:54 PM
This fools running a honda s2000
Buttons
05-08-2008, 03:52 PM
hey boys :)
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 03:53 PM
Hey
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 04:26 PM
let the party begin
Buttons
05-08-2008, 04:35 PM
i got to be at work in 25 minutes. sucks.
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 04:36 PM
poonani
Catnip
05-08-2008, 04:41 PM
4dr EF on new drag rims and tires, exhaust, and intake. Decently clean but primer, new timing belt, water pump, and rear main seal.
plus $3k
for my car.
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 04:42 PM
4dr EF on new drag rims and tires, exhaust, and intake. Decently clean but primer, new timing belt, water pump, and rear main seal.
plus $3k
for my car.
Use that money and get a swap. I am looking at a si crx myself.:goodjob:
Buttons
05-08-2008, 04:45 PM
im off to work bitches :)
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 04:46 PM
im fixing to get tein on the sunfire :bump:once i sell my camaro
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 04:47 PM
Lol wtf? Why u gonna spend money on that thing lol
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 04:50 PM
hell yeah just getting it looking nice and slammed with some nice wheels
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 04:51 PM
**** that bit actually looked good lower but to fuc.kin bouncy and it ended up messing up my wheel bearing so i just recently put stock suspension on and new wheel bearings
Catnip
05-08-2008, 04:53 PM
Use that money and get a swap. I am looking at a si crx myself.:goodjob:
Well, I gotta use most of it on my camaro, but then I should be able to sell the camaro for $3k and still have like $1500 left over from the trade. It would be quite fast with a type R motor :eek:
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 04:54 PM
evan what year is your camaro and how is the body and motor looking
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 04:54 PM
Well, I gotta use most of it on my camaro, but then I should be able to sell the camaro for $3k and still have like $1500 left over from the trade. It would be quite fast with a type R motor :eek:
Oh yea it would be very quick with a type r motor:goodjob:. I want to buy this rex so bad and just put in a b16. Wish me luck though.. Oh yea only prob is it idles high on the zc swapped motor he has. Any ideas on what that it?
Catnip
05-08-2008, 04:59 PM
evan what year is your camaro and how is the body and motor looking
78 Z28
Motor needs a crank kit, but thats only like $110. Body has one dent, paints weak.
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 05:00 PM
it could be vacuum leeks or needs a new IAVC valve (or whatever it is)
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 05:02 PM
Oh ok nothing serious then. might be picking it up!
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 05:04 PM
i want to see that camaro im wondering if ill beable to get 2,700 for mine it white with a red fiberglass hood off a 83 Z28 and the door and quarter panels are blue but it's not been a wreck. it got a 305 bored .40 over with less that thoudand on the motor and with a 350 turbo tranny
so what you think i can get 27
Catnip
05-08-2008, 05:30 PM
i dunno, i have to see stuff in person most the time, and who does a 305?
lol
Echonova
05-08-2008, 05:50 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/HAHA.jpg
Catnip
05-08-2008, 07:54 PM
huh?
Double_0_Rusty
05-08-2008, 08:02 PM
hay bitches!
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 09:12 PM
man i got a good a## deal on that 305 and it was brand new so yeah
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 09:36 PM
hello
Echonova
05-08-2008, 09:43 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/blowjob.jpg
Echonova
05-08-2008, 09:44 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/ricer-motor-rebuildsml.jpg
Catnip
05-08-2008, 09:46 PM
gay.
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 10:15 PM
hey evan you play football at all
Catnip
05-08-2008, 10:17 PM
nope. no sports really, cars and girls.
ill be back in about 45mins... test time.
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 10:22 PM
wtf
jew_boy
05-08-2008, 10:24 PM
but yeah im heading out early tonight
but evan, louis, me, and a few friend are goin to go to hoco and play. you should bring out some of your friends hopefully we will get a great turn out
Catnip
05-08-2008, 10:35 PM
Do it....
Question 1 0 / 1 point
Jonson's probable purpose in writing "Song: To Celia" was to 1) describe Celia's physical beauty.
2) lament his lost love.
3) depict an amorous courtship.
4) reveal the silliness of lovers.
3: A Turbulent Time
Question 2 0 / 1 point
Hidden quatrains, such as those in "To His Coy Mistress," are 1) four lines with an abab rhyme scheme.
2) any four lines that depart from the poem's rhyme scheme.
3) four-line stanzas that stand apart from the rest of the poem.
4) two couplets joined by one idea, word picture, or comparison.
Question 3 0 / 1 point
What is the theme of Sir John Suckling's "Song"? 1) Women are fickle in matters of the heart.
2) Don't waste your time on an unrequited love.
3) Loving takes place in the imagination only.
4) The moodiness of a lover can cause suffering.
Question 4 0 / 1 point
In "To His Coy Mistress," the lines "The grave's a fine and private place, / But none I
think do there embrace" are an expression of which attitude toward death? 1) acceptance of death's inevitability but disbelief in any comfort of eternal life
2) denial that life and love end with death
3) desire for death and rejection of earthly passions and pains
4) belief in the enjoyment of earthly pleasures combined with anticipation of life
after death
Question 5 0 / 1 point
The speaker of "On My First Son" compares the years of his son's short life to a) The length of a loan
b) His own bad deeds
c) The world's harshness
d) The right hand
Question 6 0 / 1 point
At times, the speaker in "To His Coy Mistress" displays tongue-in-cheek humor.
Which of these lines best shows that humor? 1) "And tear our pleasures with rough strife / Thorough the iron gates of life . . ."
2) "But at my back I always hear / Time's winged chariot hurrying near . . . "
3) "The grave's a fine and private place, / But none I think do there embrace."
4) "And yonder all before us lie / Deserts of vast eternity."
Question 7 0 / 1 point
The rosebuds in the first line of "To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time" are a symbol of 1) the beauty of nature.
2) early childhood.
3) the joys of youth.
4) love and marriage.
Question 8 0 / 1 point
An epigram is characterized by 1) parallelism, clarity, brevity, and rhyme.
2) parallelism, wit, brevity, and humor.
3) truthfulness, permanence, and serious subject matter.
4) permanence, brevity, clarity, and wit.
Question 9 0 / 1 point
What is the speaker expressing in these lines from "On My First Son"?
. . . For why / Will man lament the state he should envy? / To have so soon scaped
world's, and flesh's rage, / And, if no other misery, yet age? 1) a conviction that early death is preferable to life
2) confusion and anger about the value of life
3) concern about loving life too much
4) fury that life leads only to misery and old age
Question 10 0 / 1 point
A characteristic of an epigram is a) The theme of love
b) Metaphysical complexity
c) A brief, polished point
d) Romanticism
Question 11 0 / 1 point
What can you hypothesize about the speaker in "Song: To Celia"? 1) He wishes to please his lady.
2) He unrealistically idealizes his lady.
3) He loves flowers.
4) He is fearful his lady will return the wreath.
Question 12 0 / 1 point
In "To His Coy Mistress," the speaker says that he would wait patiently for the woman he addresses if
1) She would assure him of her eventual consent
2) She were not so reluctant
3) There were no limit to our time on earth
4) He could offer her more luxuries
Question 13 0 / 1 point
Which word from "To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time" symbolizes passion and
energy? 1) lamp c. race
2) blood
3) race
4) smiles
Question 14 0 / 1 point
Which of the following lines from "To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time" best expresses
the carpe diem theme? 1) "For, having lost but once your prime, / You may forever tarry."
2) "That age is best which is the first . . ."
3) "Then be not coy, but use your time . . ."
4) "The glorious lamp of heaven, the sun, / The higher he's a-getting . . ."
Question 15 0 / 1 point
In both poems ("On My First Son" and "Song: To Celia"), the speaker is responding to a) The creation of a bond of love
b) Rejection by someone he loves
c) The death of a loved one
d) The breaking of a bond of love
Question 16 0 / 1 point
What is the speaker saying in the following excerpt?
I sent thee late a rosy wreath, / Not so much honoring thee, / As giving it a hope, that
there / It could not withered be. / But thou thereon did'st only breathe, / And sent'st it
back to me; / Since when it grows and smells, I swear, / Not of itself, but thee. 1) He was late in sending his lady flowers.
2) He sent his lady a wreath to honor her.
3) He hoped she would accept his gift.
4) He thinks the wreath has acquired some of his lady's characteristics.
Question 17 0 / 1 point
The last four lines of the poem "On My First Son" suggests that Johnson
1) Valued his poetry more than his son
2) Would soon proceed with life as he had before
3) Felt that poetry was a frivolous pursuit
4) Valued his son more than his poetry
Question 18 0 / 1 point
The thirst that the speaker refers to in the passage "The thirst that from the soul
doth rise," is 1) his desire for wine.
2) his desire for his lady's love.
3) his desire for the nectar of Jove.
4) his desire for a spiritual awakening.
Question 19 0 / 1 point
In "To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time," the line "That age is best which is the first" means
1) This the best country to live in
2) Youth is the best time of life
3) The older you are, the wiser you become
4) Life is what you make it
Question 20 0 / 1 point
The speaker in "To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time" uses the setting of the sun to emphasis a) Respect for the elderly
b) His religious faith
c) His love
d) The brevity of life
Question 21 0 / 1 point
Which of the following epitaphs can be considered epigrammatic? 1) Rest in peace
2) First in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of his countrymen
3) How great thou art
4) Here doth lie Ben Jonson his best piece of poetry
Question 22 0 / 1 point
The line "My sin was too much hope of thee, loved boy" suggests that the speaker in "On My First Son"
1) Thinks he sinned too much to deserve to keep his son
2) Thinks the boy's death is a punishment for loving him too much
3) Expected his son to be similar to him
4) Thinks he can still make up for the boy's sins
Question 23 0 / 1 point
In "Song: To Celia," Jonson compares the smallest of Celia's attentions to a) A drink worth of the gods
b) A wreath of flowers
c) An ocean
d) The beginning of a romance
Question 24 0 / 1 point
In "To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time," the line "That age is best which is the first" means a) The older you are, the wiser you become
b) This the best country to live in
c) Life is what you make it
d) Youth is the best time of life
Question 25 0 / 1 point
In "On My First Son," what is the "best piece of poetry" referred to in the lines
". . . say here doth lie / Ben Jonson his best piece of poetry"? 1) the poem "On My First Son" itself
2) Jonson's son
3) Jonson's early writings
4) the epitaph on Jonson's grave
Question 26 0 / 1 point
What is the speaker saying in the following passage?
Or leave a kiss but in the cup, / And I'll not look for wine. / The thirst that from the
soul doth rise, / Doth ask a drink divine: / But might I of Jove's nectar sup, / I would
not change for thine. 1) His lady's kiss is the nectar of Jove.
2) Only the nectar of Jove will satisfy his thirst.
3) He would not trade the kiss his lady left in the cup for the nectar of Jove.
4) The wine in his lady's cup is like the nectar of Jove.
Question 27 0 / 1 point
In "Song: To Celia," "drink divine" in the lines "The thirst that from the soul doth rise / Doth ask a drink divine" represents a) religious faith
b) children
c) immortality
d) love
Question 28 0 / 1 point
What is the theme of "On My First Son"? 1) the death of a child
2) the responsibilities of fatherhood
3) the birth of a child
4) the purpose of suffering
Question 29 0 / 1 point
Which of the following images from "To His Coy Mistress" best emphasizes the speaker's sense of urgency? 1) "Amorous birds of prey"
2) "The Indian Ganges' side"
3) "Long love's day"
4) "Time's winged chariot"
Question 30 0 / 1 point
Which of the following lines from "To His Coy Mistress" best expresses the carpe
diem theme? 1) "Had we but world enough, and time, / This coyness lady were no crime."
2) "Thus, though we cannot make our sun / Stand still, yet we will make him run."
3) ". . . I would / Love you ten years before the Flood . . . "
4) "And the last age should show your heart. / For, lady, you deserve this state, /
Nor would I love at lower rate."
Question 31 0 / 1 point
In both poems ("On My First Son" and "Song: To Celia"), the speaker is responding to
1) The creation of a bond of love
2) Rejection by someone he loves
3) The breaking of a bond of love
4) The death of a loved one
Question 32 0 / 1 point
In "Song: To Celia," "drink divine" in the lines "The thirst that from the soul doth rise / Doth ask a drink divine" represents 1) immortality
2) religious faith
3) children
4) love
Question 33 0 / 1 point
The speaker of "On My First Son" compares the years of his son's short life to
1) The world's harshness
2) His own bad deeds
3) The length of a loan
4) The right hand
Question 34 0 / 1 point
The line "My sin was too much hope of thee, loved boy" suggests that the speaker in "On My First Son" a) Expected his son to be similar to him
b) Thinks he sinned too much to deserve to keep his son
c) Thinks the boy's death is a punishment for loving him too much
d) Thinks he can still make up for the boy's sins
Question 35 0 / 1 point
In "To His Coy Mistress," to what does Marvell allude in the line "Time's winged chariot
hurrying near"? 1) a gathering of angels
2) his love's acceptance of him
3) the approach of death
4) unwanted attentions from his rival
Question 36 0 / 1 point
The speaker in "To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time" uses the setting of the sun to emphasis
1) The brevity of life
2) Respect for the elderly
3) His love
4) His religious faith
Question 37 0 / 1 point
Which of the following best describes the speaker's view of Celia in "Song: To Celia"? 1) realistic
2) critical
3) humorous
4) idealistic
Question 38 0 / 1 point
In "To His Coy Mistress," the speaker says that he would wait patiently for the woman he addresses if a) He could offer her more luxuries
b) She were not so reluctant
c) There were no limit to our time on earth
d) She would assure him of her eventual consent
Question 39 0 / 1 point
Both Herrick and Marvell urge young women to
1) Love passionately without waiting any longer
2) Wait for the right man before marrying
3) Value their old age as much as their youth
4) Travel to distant parts of the world
Question 40 0 / 1 point
Which of the following images from "To His Coy Mistress" best emphasizes the speaker's sense of urgency? a) "The Indian Ganges' side"
b) "Amorous birds of prey"
c) "Long love's day"
d) "Time's winged chariot"
Question 41 0 / 1 point
In "Song: To Celia," Jonson compares the smallest of Celia's attentions to
1) The beginning of a romance
2) A wreath of flowers
3) An ocean
4) A drink worth of the gods
Question 42 0 / 1 point
Which of the following is true of all epigrams? 1) They contain a hidden truth.
2) They always violate common sense.
3) They confuse the reader.
4) They are love poems.
Question 43 0 / 1 point
What might you hypothesize about the speaker in this excerpt?
Still to be powdered, still perfumed; / Lady, it is to be presumed, / Though art's hid
causes are not found / All is not sweet, all is not sound. 1) He probably prefers a more natural appearance.
2) He is in love with the lady whom he addresses.
3) He is in love with another woman.
4) He considers women's attitudes toward grooming as mysterious.
Question 44 0 / 1 point
The last four lines of the poem "On My First Son" suggests that Johnson a) Would soon proceed with life as he had before
b) Valued his poetry more than his son
c) Felt that poetry was a frivolous pursuit
d) Valued his son more than his poetry
Question 45 0 / 1 point
What does the flower symbolize in these lines from "To the Virgins, to Make Much
of Time"?
And this same flower that smiles today
Tomorrow will be dying. 1) the length of human life
2) a prosperous garden
3) the innocence of life
4) disappointment in love
Catnip
05-08-2008, 10:43 PM
please. i have to pass it. lol
Catnip
05-08-2008, 10:44 PM
fine, reps to anyone who contributes.
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 11:12 PM
Fock your homework niggah
MistaCee
05-08-2008, 11:13 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/blowjob.jpg
LIRL!
Revmaynard
05-08-2008, 11:55 PM
please. i have to pass it. lol
Lol at you failing and being a SUPER SENIOR!
bandydesign
05-09-2008, 01:15 AM
Oh, is that talking about Toyotas?
btw, its Celica, not Celia
GSRtegŪ
05-09-2008, 01:21 AM
What it be IA? :thinking:
LongLiveH2b
05-09-2008, 01:26 AM
arrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!
Echonova
05-09-2008, 08:14 AM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/616439216_l.gif
bandydesign
05-09-2008, 08:53 AM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/616439216_l.gif
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
MistaCee
05-09-2008, 02:36 PM
.....
bandydesign
05-09-2008, 05:12 PM
...1
jew_boy
05-09-2008, 05:32 PM
...7
bandydesign
05-11-2008, 01:32 PM
OMG, IA is back thank god, I almost had to get a life!
Echonova
05-11-2008, 02:51 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/eltrut1.jpg
jew_boy
05-11-2008, 05:51 PM
what happened to it
james
05-11-2008, 06:01 PM
Do it....
Question 1 0 / 1 point .................................
Question 18 0 / 1 point
Question 29 0 / 1 point
Question 30 0 / 1 point
Question 36 0 / 1 point
just right click during th etest and look at the page source. that got me through art history!
1SICKLEX
05-11-2008, 10:15 PM
http://i30.tinypic.com/2wbyttx.jpg
Catnip
05-11-2008, 10:45 PM
page source?
bandydesign
05-11-2008, 11:02 PM
___
Catnip
05-11-2008, 11:43 PM
and what do I do with the page full of text?
3.5altman
05-12-2008, 12:10 AM
aight, time to eat
DaRussian
05-12-2008, 12:10 AM
thats a pretty badass thread
Catnip
05-12-2008, 12:42 AM
and what do I do with the page full of text?
??
seniosoul
05-12-2008, 02:44 AM
help me put a engine on this. .. then let the franchising begin
http://www.bigwheelrally.com/store/images/abw-sb-hv-400.jpg
3.5altman
05-12-2008, 03:54 AM
^^^hell yeah! you'll be rich in no time
bandydesign
05-12-2008, 12:56 PM
??
:ninja:
Buttons
05-12-2008, 12:57 PM
i'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
MistaCee
05-12-2008, 12:58 PM
pick up the pace in here
bandydesign
05-12-2008, 12:58 PM
i'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
hey girl!:bump:
Buttons
05-12-2008, 01:57 PM
what it do baby boo?
bandydesign
05-12-2008, 01:59 PM
I'm about to go see my car :) The one in my sig. How's life?
Buttons
05-12-2008, 02:01 PM
good good. i just got a credit.. so i'm very happy :) how are you today?
bandydesign
05-12-2008, 02:08 PM
I'm feeling pretty good concidering Im not completely broke, and I wont have to go into debt next semester. I'll be back in a bit, did you add me on facebook or something? I'll catch you later ;)
Buttons
05-12-2008, 02:10 PM
I don't know... Did I? I'm hardly ever on facebook. I think last time was two or more weeks ago. I'm a myspace freak.
bandydesign
05-12-2008, 03:11 PM
I'm back and no one was there :( so I didnt get to see the ghia.
You should add me on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/kevinbandy1
Buttons
05-12-2008, 03:29 PM
added... sorry it took me so long... i got caught in traffic. there is a huge wreck.. ughhhhhhh. lol but i'm glad there was. i was going to this one gas station but i couldn't get over. and gas was 3.83 there. and i went to the northside of town (about a few miles out of my way) and i saw gas for 3.69... GO ME!
Catnip
05-12-2008, 03:38 PM
:ninja:
pwease?
bandydesign
05-12-2008, 03:46 PM
added... sorry it took me so long... i got caught in traffic. there is a huge wreck.. ughhhhhhh. lol but i'm glad there was. i was going to this one gas station but i couldn't get over. and gas was 3.83 there. and i went to the northside of town (about a few miles out of my way) and i saw gas for 3.69... GO ME!
Go you! It hurts so badly, I paid $50 to fill up my ranger the other day :(
@Evan: you want me to teach you HTML? Thats a tall order my man! If you can find that test or a similar one, I might be able to help otherwise, thats asking alot!
Brett
05-12-2008, 03:48 PM
still goin
Catnip
05-12-2008, 03:51 PM
@Evan: you want me to teach you HTML? Thats a tall order my man! If you can find that test or a similar one, I might be able to help otherwise, thats asking alot!
the problem there, is that I can only be signed on in one location or they call cheating. could you show me if I took a print screen of the html of a quiz?:D
bandydesign
05-12-2008, 04:01 PM
yes.. get to it!
Catnip
05-12-2008, 04:05 PM
yes.. get to it!
will you be in here later tonight? Im leaving for work...:(
Buttons
05-12-2008, 04:09 PM
i don't really cry... parents are still putting gas in my tank. when i start paying, i will start crying. i think next week they are gonna stop, since i have a job. and on top of that i have to start paying for my schooling (well half of it). school costs $75 a week.... it's murder.
MistaCee
05-12-2008, 04:16 PM
Nice Ghia custom!
bandydesign
05-12-2008, 04:19 PM
will you be in here later tonight? Im leaving for work...:(
Yes I will, Im headed off to work too.
i don't really cry... parents are still putting gas in my tank. when i start paying, i will start crying. i think next week they are gonna stop, since i have a job. and on top of that i have to start paying for my schooling (well half of it). school costs $75 a week.... it's murder.
Yah, it kinda sucks when you start making money, but its worth it in the long run. Time to learn to budget! Well, at least for me:crazy:
Nice Ghia custom!
Thanks man! She's looking beautiful!!!1!
DeeAOne
05-12-2008, 04:19 PM
car has been running for over 48 hours now! :) lol
MistaCee
05-12-2008, 04:21 PM
Thanks man! She's looking beautiful!!!1!
Most definitely! I gotta get some pics of the pops slug bug:goodjob:
MistaCee
05-12-2008, 04:21 PM
car has been running for over 48 hours now! :) lol
Oh snizzap! What was wrong with it?
DeeAOne
05-12-2008, 04:23 PM
a ground wire. LMAO i feel like a noob because of it.
anyway, now im on the fence of whether or not i want to sell it. its starting to grow on me again.
Buttons
05-13-2008, 01:30 PM
hey guys :) it's a lovely tuesday.
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 06:12 PM
ok JDM_ONLY car is back to the driveway with a broking rear motor mount
advice to anyone that wants a accord DONT GET IT
Catnip
05-13-2008, 06:19 PM
i thought he broke an axle...?
Catnip
05-13-2008, 06:20 PM
oh yeah, HTML help...
kthnx
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 06:22 PM
he needs a rear motor mount fist and then a new axle and needs to raise it up alittle
Catnip
05-13-2008, 07:50 PM
lololololol
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 10:23 PM
hello
Catnip
05-13-2008, 10:26 PM
u must like dudes.
heh
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 10:28 PM
that was random... NO
Catnip
05-13-2008, 10:29 PM
trade me the gsr, but give me 850 on top.
Catnip
05-13-2008, 10:30 PM
lol
Catnip
05-13-2008, 10:32 PM
winnnnnnner!
I found the song I want for my myspace page.
Buttons
05-13-2008, 10:35 PM
he's a myspace freak.
a myspace freak.
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 10:36 PM
trade me the gsr, but give me 850 on top.
no... but you can have the everything but the motor goin to part the car out but keeping the swap
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 10:37 PM
:.:eek:
http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/09/elmo_behind_the_couch_2.jpg
Buttons
05-13-2008, 10:38 PM
tickle me elmo maybe?
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 10:39 PM
elmo said fuch you :D
Catnip
05-13-2008, 10:41 PM
no... but you can have the everything but the motor goin to part the car out but keeping the swap
my buddy might be interested in the turbo kit. how much? he has the b16 civic and wants to turbo it...
Buttons
05-13-2008, 10:42 PM
elmo is gay evidently
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 10:43 PM
my buddy might be interested in the turbo kit. how much? he has the b16 civic and wants to turbo it...
:D he just had someone put a down payment on the turbo kit he gave him 350 today and said he give him 450 this weekend
Catnip
05-13-2008, 10:44 PM
oh, nevermind. what's left?
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 10:46 PM
idk yet there will be a thread letter tonight for it
81911SC
05-13-2008, 10:51 PM
Should I buy another AK or a AR-15?
3.5altman
05-13-2008, 10:53 PM
^^^Ak
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 10:53 PM
buy a desert eagle
Catnip
05-13-2008, 10:55 PM
maybe a ST and FU-2
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 10:57 PM
this is what you really need to buy.....
http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/futureweapons/photo/gallery/metalstorm.jpg
PERFECT :D
81911SC
05-13-2008, 10:59 PM
maybe a ST and FU-2
Did I say you could post?
Catnip
05-13-2008, 11:10 PM
Did I say you could post?
wtf, don't talk to your father like that.
MistaCee
05-13-2008, 11:12 PM
WTF this thread got gay.
MistaCee
05-13-2008, 11:12 PM
Should I buy another AK or a AR-15?
AR-15
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:13 PM
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i hate people.
lol well you came to the wrong place
Catnip
05-13-2008, 11:16 PM
700 soon?
Catnip
05-13-2008, 11:17 PM
sooner...
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:17 PM
alwaysup2sumtyn (9:00:12 PM): hey
him(11:03:16 PM): Yo
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:03:32 PM): i heard you had sex with ****
him (11:03:47 PM): says who?
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:03:56 PM): lol
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:03:59 PM): does it matter
him (11:04:12 PM): its really none of no ones busniess. but hey she put out.
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:04:41 PM): ... she put out with 5 guys in less than 3 weeks here in columbus
him (11:05:01 PM): I wore a condom. unlike that last 2? from what i heard.
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:05:07 PM): ...
him (11:05:34 PM): look, i have slepft with more than 5 girls in the past 2 weeks.
him (11:05:39 PM): slept*
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:05:46 PM): . ew
him (11:05:49 PM): so she really dont have anything on me.
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:05:58 PM): that doesnt make yourself sound so good
him (11:06:00 PM): I'm clean. and so was they
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:06:02 PM): and
him (11:06:15 PM): and?
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:06:26 PM): that just doesnt sound good
him (11:07:03 PM): well, im sorry? and im willing to bet. most of them were using me.
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:07:10 PM): and
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:07:18 PM): it doesnt make it any better
him (11:07:59 PM): well, i dont gudge you on what kind of/how many drugs you do.
him (11:08:03 PM): judge*
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:08:16 PM): ... you're acting like i shoot drugs up
him (11:08:24 PM): no im not.
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:08:35 PM): you're acting like i'm ****ing my life up
him (11:08:43 PM): but openly talking about, and drinkin in public dont make your self look to good either
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:08:45 PM): cuz you know having sex with that many girls can **** your life up
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:09:03 PM): drinking in public... who gives a ****
him (11:09:07 PM): i get tested. i ware condoms. i make sure i stay clean, and that they are clean to
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:09:12 PM): sure
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:09:15 PM): you dont know
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:09:23 PM): for a fact if they are or arent
him (11:09:32 PM): in order to be on birth controll that person has to be clean. state law
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:09:38 PM): ....
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:09:48 PM): um they could have had sex since then and get an stf
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:09:50 PM): std
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:09:51 PM): dumbass
him (11:10:11 PM): im 22, been doing it a long time. i get tested every 3 months. still clean.
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:10:18 PM): it doesnt matter
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:10:31 PM): what if you do get something
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:10:34 PM): ever thought about that
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:10:42 PM): have you ever thought that maybe the girls are lying?
him (11:10:47 PM): why are you so worried about me?
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:11:01 PM): because i have a friend with clamydia because the guy lied to her
him (11:11:17 PM): well, i dont lie. and i ALWAYS ware a condom.
him (11:11:26 PM): ALWAYS!!!
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:11:41 PM): well the girl can and there is still a possibility you can get something even with a condom on
him (11:11:41 PM): getting an STD is the least on my mind. i cant afford a kid.
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:11:58 PM): well you should also think what if the condom breaks
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:12:06 PM): you will care if you get aids
him (11:12:56 PM): listen. i have my bases covered. i switch out condom when ever i switch postions
alwaysup2sumtyn (11:13:15 PM): .
Catnip
05-13-2008, 11:18 PM
sooooooner
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 11:19 PM
it's all mine
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:20 PM
13982
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 11:20 PM
you all fail at life hahahaha
Catnip
05-13-2008, 11:20 PM
lol at that
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:20 PM
UGH
reason why i hate people, because they are dumbasses.
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:21 PM
i didn't put his name, because he is a member on the site.
Catnip
05-13-2008, 11:21 PM
nope
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:22 PM
nope?
Catnip
05-13-2008, 11:23 PM
i dunno
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 11:24 PM
evan you seen louis thread about his car
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:26 PM
OMG! the ***** had sex with my ex.
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 11:29 PM
OMG! the ***** had sex with my ex.
no way really, thats such a sad story :D
Catnip
05-13-2008, 11:29 PM
lol
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:30 PM
i didn't know my ex had sex...
i thought he was a virgin.
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 11:31 PM
sad story but actually evan took his virginity
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:32 PM
evan took his own virginity?
nice one.
Catnip
05-13-2008, 11:33 PM
i took autumns virginity.
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 11:34 PM
wow whats goin on in here im losted :???:
Buttons
05-13-2008, 11:34 PM
unless you have red hair and go to Auburn University and I dated your younger brother and cousin, i highly doubt you did.
jew_boy
05-13-2008, 11:35 PM
hey i got red hair
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