NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[nismo_92]

MEXICANS DONT COME FROM COLUMBIA LOL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
GET ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT AND BRING THAT SOMBISH FROM COLUMBIA OR WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU MEXICANS COME FROM TONIGHT.

(and bring your sister)

[EL-CANGRI]

up

[nismo_92]

LOL:lmfao:
http://www.geekback.com/gallery2/d/69-1/mexican_sharpies-e71.jpg

[slostang]

MEXICANS DONT COME FROM COLUMBIA LOL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

IF ITS BELOW AMERICA ITS FUCKING MEXICO. FUCK.

[EL-CANGRI]

uppppp

[EL-CANGRI]

bump this shhiiiiiit

[nismo_92]

YALE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE DUMB LOL

[slostang]

YALE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE DUMB LOL

AND YOU'RE A THEIF! ID RATHER BE DUMB THAN THE LOWEST SCUM IN SOCIETY.

[03RCode]

YALE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE DUMB LOL



Yale?

http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/yale.jpg


Yale mother fuckers are smart, and shit.

[junior_tm]

uppppppppppppppppp

[junior_tm]

uppppppppppppppp

[EL-CANGRI]

uppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[nismo_92]

I DINT STEAL YOUR CAR DUMBASS I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU OR WERE YOU LIVE AT .

[EL-CANGRI]

bumpage

[03RCode]

I DINT STEAL YOUR CAR DUMBASS I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU OR WERE YOU LIVE AT .




Until you can type for a full day, with only minor grammatical errors, you are not allowed to call anyone a dumbass.

[nismo_92]

LOL

[slostang]

Until you can type for a full day, with only minor grammatical errors, you are not allowed to call anyone a dumbass.

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr144/FruitsPunchSamurai/supportpost.jpg

[EL-CANGRI]

so much drama

[junior_tm]

againnnnnnnnnnn

[03RCode]

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr144/FruitsPunchSamurai/supportpost.jpg



I always enjoy this picture.



Almost as much as I enjoy punching mexican babies.

[slostang]

so much drama

YOU WANT IN EL-FAGANEGRO

[EL-CANGRI]

upppppppppppppp

[junior_tm]

2300 here we go

[03RCode]

I hope they delete this thread, so all these n00bs go back to >500 posts.

[nismo_92]

UP UP UP

[nismo_92]

POST UP WHORES

[EL-CANGRI]

uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[Turbd4DE]

mississippi

















































123,990,129....................................... ........................

[nismo_92]

WASSUP FOOLS?

[03RCode]

I enjoyed this thread alot more back when it wasn't just a bunch of n00bs trying to get their post counts up. This shits weak now.

[EL-CANGRI]

uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppppppppppppp

[EL-CANGRI]

bump this thread

[nismo_92]

OK STFU DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:2up:
I enjoyed this thread alot more back when it wasn't just a bunch of n00bs trying to get their post counts up. This shits weak now.

[slostang]

I enjoyed this thread alot more back when it wasn't just a bunch of n00bs trying to get their post counts up. This shits weak now.

IM WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT.

[nismo_92]

FUCK WHITE PPL:2up:

[03RCode]

OK STFU DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:2up:



When you can actually contribute some tech to these boards, instead of just trying to raise your post count then you can speak to me. All I've seen out of you is pictures of ugly whores, ridiculous amounts of bumping/counting in this thread leaving no room for conversation, and just being an idiot in general.

[nismo_92]

JUST SAYING:ninja:
FUCK WHITE PPL:2up:

[nismo_92]

:ninja:
When you can actually contribute some tech to these boards, instead of just trying to raise your post count then you can speak to me. All I've seen out of you is pictures of ugly whores, ridiculous amounts of bumping/counting in this thread leaving no room for conversation, and just being an idiot in general.

[nismo_92]

WERE DID EVERY ONE GO?:ninja:

[lanning]

FUCK WHITE PPL:2up:
why is everybody hatin on whitey today :no:

[slostang]

WERE DID EVERY ONE GO?:ninja:

TO YOUR SISTER'S HOUSE. GODDAMN I LOVE SOME CUBAN SLUTS.

[nismo_92]

THEY HATING ON ME LOL

[03RCode]

Fucking jealous ass minorities. There just pissed off we can legally carry a gun without looking suspicious.

[slostang]

how do i get the first post on a new page everytime i post. could i be god?

[03RCode]

TO YOUR SISTER'S HOUSE. GODDAMN I LOVE SOME CUBAN SLUTS.



Nudes of nismo_92's sister found here... (http://www.8thstreetlatinas.com)

[slostang]

Fucking jealous ass minorities. There just pissed off we can legally carry a gun without looking suspicious.

fuckin right. and we can eat all the fried chicken Aunt Jemima can cook without being stereotyped.

[lanning]

how do i get the first post on a new page everytime i post. could i be god?
hmmmmmmm maybe lulz

[slostang]

Nudes of nismo_92's sister found here... (http://www.8thstreetlatinas.com)

MY COMPUTER HAS TEH AIDS NOW.

[03RCode]

how do i get the first post on a new page everytime i post. could i be god?



I was on top of page 2,000.... If you're God would that make me Satan? I'm not really sure I'm cool with being the king of darkness and all, kind of a shitty job description.

[haybuddyy]

Hello.

[lanning]

hi

[03RCode]

Hello.



Fast-Tech has a girlfriend? This has to be an AE, I know that ****** gay, he sold a foxbody for a Hondon't.

[lanning]

please tell me haybuddyy is to make fun of minorities

[nismo_92]

LOL

[nismo_92]

UP UP

[haybuddyy]

Fast-Tech has a girlfriend? This has to be an AE, I know that ****** gay, he sold a foxbody for a Hondon't.

How rude. hehe.



This is not AE. I'm his GF and his Honda is way better than that Mustang was.

[slostang]

please tell me haybuddyy is to make fun of minorities

thats just morally wrong you sick, sick person.

[slostang]

How rude. hehe.



This is not AE. I'm his GF and his Honda is way better than that Mustang was.

and my honda is better than his honda, mustang, and penis combined...

[03RCode]

How rude. hehe.



This is not AE. I'm his GF and his Honda is way better than that Mustang was.


That's because he wouldn't get off his lazy ass and put it together. Foxbody > All. I will let it slide this time, and just assume you did not get the memo.

[03RCode]

and my honda is better than his honda, mustang, and penis combined...



Half of your Honda is in my garage, the other half is stashed on the side of MLK Blvd... And your chair? I'm sitting in that bitch.

[lanning]

thats just morally wrong you sick, sick person.
sorry... thats all i hear when i walk in a gas station

[slostang]

Half of your Honda is in my garage, the other half is stashed on the side of MLK Blvd... And your chair? I'm sitting in that bitch.

i had forgotten about that fucking chair you ass fuck.

[haybuddyy]

That's because he wouldn't get off his lazy ass and put it together. Foxbody > All. I will let it slide this time, and just assume you did not get the memo.


He would have got it running but one of his stupid as friends fucking him over in a deal. So he got tired of fooling with it and just sold it.

[lanning]

i had forgotten about that fucking chair you ass fuck.
any leads on teh car

[03RCode]

please tell me haybuddyy is to make fun of minorities


As much as I dread it I will likely be in you're area in the next few days to take some clothes to Erlanger for my uncle. My cousin was in a bad accident today and had to be flown up there.

[nismo_92]

YEA I GOT IT :yes:
any leads on teh car

[slostang]

any leads on teh car

the detectives are watchin a guy.

[03RCode]

He would have got it running but one of his stupid as friends fucking him over in a deal. So he got tired of fooling with it and just sold it.


He needs new friends. I told him I had a tranny for it, and was willing to help him put it all together.

[lanning]

As much as I dread it I will likely be in you're area in the next few days to take some clothes to Erlanger for my uncle. My cousin was in a bad accident today and had to be flown up there.
sorry to hear that man, i hope everything is goin well

[03RCode]

the detectives are watchin a guy.



That explains the two fatasses in the Crown Vic eating some Krispy Kremes in my front yard then.

[haybuddyy]

and my honda is better than his honda, mustang, and penis combined...



I doubt it. I think you were the guy that him and Joe were talking about yesterday. Your Honda got stolen, didn't it?

[03RCode]

sorry to hear that man, i hope everything is goin well


Eh, he's going to be fine... considering what happened he's alright. Ended up with a broken back and broken femur.

[lanning]

the detectives are watchin a guy.
man i would be ready to kill somebody if i walked out and my shit wasnt there

[slostang]

I doubt it. I think you were the guy that him and Joe were talking about yesterday. Your Honda got stolen, didn't it?

yeah... :( and it truly was.

[lanning]

Eh, he's going to be fine... considering what happened he's alright. Ended up with a broken back and broken femur.
damn man, hell me and bill are goin to atlanta this weekend

[haybuddyy]

He needs new friends. I told him I had a tranny for it, and was willing to help him put it all together.


He isn't friends with the guy now. His sn name on here is J-rock or something. But he has been looking at another one that runs and drives. Plus, at the time he was broke spending money on me. :D

[nismo_92]

UP UP

[haybuddyy]

yeah... :( and it truly was.


Well sorry about your civic.

[03RCode]

He isn't friends with the guy now. His sn name on here is J-rock or something. But he has been looking at another one that runs and drives. Plus, at the time he was broke spending money on me. :D



So in other words he just makes terrible decisions? Money over bitches all day.





























Actually, Foxbody > Bitches... unless its Misa Campo... she's yummy.

[03RCode]

damn man, hell me and bill are goin to atlanta this weekend



Yeah he got in with the wrong crowd, ended up getting thrown (Literally, two guys threw him out) of a moving car at 65 mph.

[lanning]

Yeah he got in with the wrong crowd, ended up getting thrown (Literally, two guys threw him out) of a moving car at 65 mph.
he sounds lucky to only be that hurt, glad he is ok tho

[03RCode]

he sounds lucky to only be that hurt, glad he is ok tho


Yeah he is lucky.

[lanning]

hell im goin to bed... gotta get up and tires in the morning

[haybuddyy]

So in other words he just makes terrible decisions? Money over bitches all day.





























Actually, Foxbody > Bitches... unless its Misa Campo... she's yummy.



Excuse me, I am not a bitch. He wasn't lying when he said people are mean on here. lol. :tongue1: :D

[haybuddyy]

They need to hurry up and change my sn name on here.

[03RCode]

This thread died. Lame.

[nismo_92]

YUP

[slostang]

Excuse me, I am not a bitch. He wasn't lying when he said people are mean on here. lol. :tongue1: :D

yeah everyone is a dickhead on here.

[nismo_92]

IM OUT IMA GO 2 RLD

[FasTech]

Bitches

[03RCode]

Bitches



And hoes.

[FasTech]

This thread died. Lame.


Your lame. :taun:

[slostang]

Bitches

yes. she is here.

[03RCode]

Your lame. :taun:



Says the kid who sold a car with balls for a Honda... yes, even without an engine it had more balls than a Honda.

[FasTech]

Says the kid who sold a car with balls for a Honda... yes, even without an engine it had more balls than a Honda.



You know what..... Suck on these balls, Zach. LOLOL.


I will have another Foxbody soon.

[FasTech]

yes. she is here.



Where is yours? :taun:

[03RCode]

You know what..... Suck on these balls, Zach. LOLOL.


I will have another Foxbody soon.



I thought that was for your minority hating girl to do? Haayyyybuddyy






Anyways, get a Fox, then you will be allowed to call me by my first name again.

[haybuddyy]

I will have another Foxbody soon.

riiiiiiight.

[Turbd4DE]

IM OUT IMA GO 2 RLD


Now listen dont be beaten the meat there buddie.:nautjerk:


IA says ...............................
http://i43.tinypic.com/a23ak2.jpg

[FasTech]

I thought that was for your minority hating girl to do? Haayyyybuddyy






Anyways, get a Fox, then you will be allowed to call me by my first name again.


Weren't you also trying to sell yours? lolol.

[haybuddyy]

I thought that was for your minority hating girl to do? Haayyyybuddyy

Yep, but you're just mad cause no one will suck yours. LOLOL.

[slostang]

Where is yours? :taun:

attached to my right arm.

[FasTech]

attached to my right arm.


I hear ya, man. When you coming down to chill? Beer pong or something.

[slostang]

I hear ya, man. When you coming down to chill? Beer pong or something.

whenever i get a car. haha

[03RCode]

Yep, but you're just mad cause no one will suck yours. LOLOL.


I can get mine sucked on command, I got willing whores on speed dial.

[FasTech]

whenever i get a car. haha


You still in LoveJoy? But seriously, when you do get another car... Let me know.

[03RCode]

Weren't you also trying to sell yours? lolol.



I'm really out of the car game right now, only reason I stick around here is to troll around and make fun of n00bs.

[slostang]

You still in LoveJoy? But seriously, when you do get another car... Let me know.

yeah i should have a fox soon.

[FasTech]

I'm really out of the car game right now, only reason I stick around here is to troll around and make fun of n00bs.


No you're not. You'll get back in it after riding season is over. And I haven't seen you giving noobs hell lately, lolol. Hell I haven't seen your ass on here in awhile.

[haybuddyy]

I can get mine sucked on command, I got willing whores on speed dial.


Tyler doesn't have to call me.

[03RCode]

yeah i should have a fox soon.



WinnnaaaaarrrrrrRRRRr

[FasTech]

yeah i should have a fox soon.


Nice choice. I'm gonna get another one soon to have as a project.

[03RCode]

Tyler doesn't have to call me.


I don't keep bitches around. I like all my money/possessions... not half of all of them.

[FasTech]

I don't keep bitches around. I like all my money/possessions... not half of all of them.



I still have all my money/possessions. LOLOL. :cheers:

[slostang]

I don't keep bitches around. I like all my money/possessions... not half of all of them.

QFT

[03RCode]

I still have all my money/possessions. LOLOL. :cheers:



Or so you think.

[FasTech]

Free rep to everyone.

[03RCode]

I got you back

[FasTech]

Or so you think.


Oh I know. For now atleast.


















LOLOL.

[slostang]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e59/Ruin677/Motivation%20Posters/1213743996046.jpg

[FasTech]

I got you back


Thank you kind sir.

[03RCode]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mly0582l.jpg

[slostang]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e59/Ruin677/Motivation%20Posters/1213743996046.jpg

QFW

[03RCode]

Theres a chick around here that delivers pizza in a red HHR.

[slostang]

Theres a chick around here that delivers pizza in a red HHR.

my mom has a red 08 HHR LT

[nismo_92]

UP UP UP UP

[03RCode]

my mom has a red 08 HHR LT



Why do you think I brought that up?





I'm outtttttttttttttttttttt.

[Turbd4DE]

Reps given to u all nighters.. Its bedtime for me. Night yall :cheers:

[Turbd4DE]

Well sorry guys I quess I have been a noob at handing out reps today... Cant hand out anymore. lol :(

[haybuddyy]

IA is boring late at night.

[nismo_92]

up

[haybuddyy]

I'm Fast-Techs freak dancer.

[haybuddyy]

I need more post so I can change my avatar and sig.

[X-Runner]

Send me pics... hehe

[haybuddyy]

another post.

[haybuddyy]

Send me pics... hehe


They're are some pic's of me in the "significant others" thread.

[X-Runner]

Oh I know who you are now lol.

[haybuddyy]

I think on the last page.

[Turbd4DE]

Send me pics... hehe



Im watching u slick rick.:ninja: lol

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[haybuddyy]

Oh I know who you are now lol.


You say that like its a bad thing. hehe.

[X-Runner]

Im watching u slick rick.:ninja: lol

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
Welcome to ASAP BTW! :cheers:

[nismo_92]

up

[X-Runner]

You say that like its a bad thing. hehe.

Not at all hun.

[nismo_92]

good nite I.A:goodjob::idb::yes:

[Turbd4DE]

Welcome to ASAP BTW! :cheers:


Thanks bro. Im excited to be a part of asap. Im hoping to get them rocking in North Ga. Im just going to be busy recruiting people.:cheers:

[X-Runner]

Thanks bro. Im excited to be a part of asap. Im hoping to get them rocking in North Ga. Im just going to be busy recruiting people.:cheers:

The club has grown so much I don't even know half the members now since I never make it to meets as of now. :no:

[Turbd4DE]

The club has grown so much I don't even know half the members now since I never make it to meets as of now. :no:


Well I hope to meet u and most of asap. Ahhhhhhh.... I quess Im gonna hit the sack.. Night Yall

[FasTech]

Not at all hun.


Saying my baby is cute?! lolol:ninja:

[X-Runner]

Well I hope to meet u and most of asap. Ahhhhhhh.... I quess Im gonna hit the sack.. Night Yall

Ill be in Kennessaw Friday morning! lol

[X-Runner]

Saying my baby is cute?! lolol:ninja:

Very.

[Turbd4DE]

Well.... Pm me and maybe we can meet up.:goodjob: ttyl bro

[FasTech]

Very.



Well thank you, kind sir. :goodjob:

[haybuddyy]

Very.

Awee. How nice.

[FasTech]

Kicking babies in the throat daily

[haybuddyy]

That's not nice.

[X-Runner]

Awee. How nice.

I am a total sweetheart. ;)

[FasTech]

Asians are HOTT!!!!! Especially mine. HAR DE HAR.

[haybuddyy]

Obviously I kick babies in the throat daily.

[FasTech]

I am a total sweetheart. ;)


Ok now. Getting alittle to nice now. HAHAHA.

[X-Runner]

Ok now. Getting alittle to nice now. HAHAHA.

After my last relationship I'd rather be single, so we're all good. :goodjob:

[haybuddyy]

I am a total sweetheart. ;)

haha, and so is Tyler.

[FasTech]

After my last relationship I'd rather be single, so we're all good. :goodjob:


I know, dude. I was just fucking with ya. ;) (No Homo) lolol.

[X-Runner]

I know, dude. I was just fucking with ya. ;) (No Homo) lolol.

I detect 24% homo in that post...

[X-Runner]

haha, and so is Tyler.
I bet :lmfao:

[haybuddyy]

getting sarcastic, huh? LOL.

[X-Runner]

getting sarcastic, huh? LOL.

Me? Never hun...........

[FasTech]

I detect 24% homo in that post...


Maybe 13% if you're lucky. LOLOL. Slightly Homo.

[haybuddyy]

Me? Never hun...........

riiight.

I sense sarcasm all over this place. haha.

[X-Runner]

riiight.

I sense sarcasm all over this place. haha.

My your a smart cookie. ;)

[haybuddyy]

Smarter than most.

[X-Runner]

LOL

[X-Runner]

I need sleep.

[FasTech]

I need sleep.


x12376513275612365.

[haybuddyy]

My your a smart cookie. ;)

I'm also a girl that can drive good.

[FasTech]

I'm also a girl that can drive good.


I will vouch for that. If a girl can powershift then thats pure sexyness.

[X-Runner]

I'm also a girl that can drive good.

Your also a lier!

[FasTech]

Your also a lier!



Believe it or not, she can drive. :goodjob:

[X-Runner]

x12376513275612365.
I work the night shift but bailed early and can't sleep until my normal time when I do that. Sucks.

[X-Runner]

Believe it or not, she can drive. :goodjob:
Thats always a plus. My ex couldn't drive a manual and didn't want to learn. I was kinda happy cause that meant she couldn't drive my truck.

[FasTech]

I work the night shift but bailed early and can't sleep until my normal time when I do that. Sucks.

I hear ya. I'm trying to find a damn job. No luck anywhere.



Thats always a plus. My ex couldn't drive a manual and didn't want to learn. I was kinda happy cause that meant she couldn't drive my truck.


Hell yeah it is. I haven't let her drive my car yet. She use to have a H22 lude.

[FasTech]

La Te Da.

[FasTech]

Har de Har de Har. I'm a pirate, bitches.

[haybuddyy]

I need. 100 posts. haha.

[haybuddyy]

I need a car so I won't be carless.

[FasTech]

Well keep posting, baby.

[FasTech]

I need to go get my car.

[haybuddyy]

yes you do. so you can come see me.

[FasTech]

Some people call me a space cowboy, some people call me a gangsta of love - Steve Miller.

[FasTech]

yes you do. so you can come see me.


I'm going to get it tommorrow.

[FasTech]

***** ***** ***** Bitch Bitch Bitch

[haybuddyy]

bitch? LOL.

[haybuddyy]

We only sleep during the day, right? haha, high five.

[FasTech]

I'm tired. IM me.

[FasTech]

We only sleep during the day, right? haha, high five.


You know I never sleep.

[FasTech]

Michael Jackson is GAY!!! HAHAHAHA



I hope I offened someone. If I did, go cry about it.

[haybuddyy]

I never sleep also.

[FasTech]

Liar. You sleep more than I do.

[haybuddyy]

True. Can't skip on my beauty sleep.

[You_Wish]

^^ nudes or GTFO

[DB4LYFE ™]

^^ nudes or GTFO

go back to sleep!

~DB4LYFE

[haybuddyy]

^^ nudes or GTFO


Thats for me and Tyler only. Sorry. ;)

[haybuddyy]

Only 20 more to go and maybe I'll be able to do a sig and avatar.

[haybuddyy]

Gahhh I'm bored.

[haybuddyy]

Another post.

[haybuddyy]

Yet another post.

[haybuddyy]

And another.

[haybuddyy]

And 1 more.

[haybuddyy]

Almost their.

[haybuddyy]

Hehe.

[haybuddyy]

Hello.

[speedminded]

Holy post whore!


oh yeah, it's almost there not "almost their" :tongue:

[haybuddyy]

I know right. I was told once I reach 100 post I could have an avatar. Then I'm going to sleep.

[speedminded]

I know right. I was told once I reach 100 post I could have an avatar. Then I'm going to sleep.Well you're at 100! Make an avatar.

[haybuddyy]

Is still won't let me. I guess I've got to have more rep. I'm at like 40 now.

[speedminded]

Is still won't let me. I guess I've got to have more rep. I'm at like 40 now.Double check and post what it is...

[haybuddyy]

It's 42.

[speedminded]

It's 42.Now what is it?! I'm curious to see what I'm worth lol!

[haybuddyy]

Its 71 now. Oh and nice rep picture. hehe.

[speedminded]

Its 71 now. Oh and nice rep picture. hehe.woohoo +29. You like that? Shaved FTW lol!

[WTF?]

up

[NVEOUS]

Good morning everyone!!! Speedminded how are you good sir!

[WTF?]

morning to you too

[NVEOUS]

AHAHAHA i got moar posts than you do lol I really am a post whore.

[WTF?]

shit im lacking bad im trying to catch up to You_Wish but i dont think thats ever going to happen

[WTF?]

up

[WTF?]

wheres every one at

[NVEOUS]

shit im lacking bad im trying to catch up to You_Wish but i dont think thats ever going to happen

I've been trying to catch up to oneSLOWex but i doubt that will happen.:(

[WTF?]

whats his number at

[WTF?]

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

[WTF?]

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

[NVEOUS]

whats his number at

I think like 7K or something im not sure.

[NVEOUS]

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

Thats just fucked up!!! lol

[WTF?]

it made me lirl

[WTF?]

In the Garden of Eden,
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.

In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.

As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
started to rise.

They found a spot,
that suited them best,
a nice big tree,
where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
and filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,
People did screw,
and now it is time,
for me and you.

So pull down your pants,
and lay in the grass,
because I'm in the mood,
for a piece of that ASS!

[haybuddyy]

woohoo +29. You like that? Shaved FTW lol!


I agree. lol.

[WTF?]

up

[WTF?]

im bored

[haybuddyy]

I'm bored also.

[oneSLOWex]

OMG a girl! lol

[DriVaH]

wadup fam?

[haybuddyy]

OMG a girl! lol


What, you've never seen one?! lol.

[oneSLOWex]

LOL no, I have.....Im just being we todd it....im BOREDD

[DriVaH]

What, you've never seen one?! lol.welcome..

[DriVaH]

slow, whats going on man?

[haybuddyy]

welcome..


Why thank you.

[DriVaH]

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[DriVaH]

Why thank you.all good.:goodjob:

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