NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[oneSLOWex]

THIS PAGE IS MINE MUFUCKA!

[NVEOUS]

he said UFC i didn't know what he was talkin bout. lol but UTI man

[jhadleyh]

Probably in July man. What about you. I got a beach trip planned with this girl that got a Bf, But her BF isn't comming. thats how nukka's get killed you better be careful...hey wait a second...my gf is going on a beach trip with her friends not to long from now..and i wasnt gonna go......maybe i will now:ninja:

[NVEOUS]

damnit you got this page and you need to keep up lol hit that refresh button son

[jhadleyh]

THIS PAGE IS MINE MUFUCKA!


damn you

[NVEOUS]

thats how nukka's get killed you better be careful...hey wait a second...my gf is going on a beach trip with her friends not to long from now..and i wasnt gonna go......maybe i will now:ninja:

Oh snap!!!!!!!!

[gtrmonkey]

thats how nukka's get killed you better be careful...hey wait a second...my gf is going on a beach trip with her friends not to long from now..and i wasnt gonna go......maybe i will now:ninja:

Her bf is scared of me

[NVEOUS]

Her bf is scared of me

Why????

[jhadleyh]

Her bf is scared of me

oh lol well it that case it aint me....have fun banging someone else's girlfriend you homewrecker...for some reason i gotta give ya reps

[NVEOUS]

hey hey hey now im a homewrecker as well!!!! apartently her bf isn't giving her what she wants! lol

[NVEOUS]

why did we slow down on the posts????

[NVEOUS]

come on you guys no need to be all :ninja: like

[jhadleyh]

hey hey hey now im a homewrecker as well!!!! apartently her bf isn't giving her what she wants! lol


well well well looks like we all have something in commin cause i was fucking the girl i am with now for 6 months b4 she broke it off with her ex....we all even went bowling togethor one night

[oneSLOWex]

Her bf is scared of me

that shit comes back on you foo....i banged some dudes GF for like a year till he found out....he was mad as fuck


i didnt care at the time...but i swear it has come back to haunt me

[NVEOUS]

me and my girl were messin around before we got together. lol

[jhadleyh]

that shit comes back on you foo....i banged some dudes GF for like a year till he found out....he was mad as fuck


i didnt care at the time...but i swear it has come back to haunt me

well im not worried about it me and my bitch are engaged now and he has already confronted me about fucking her....i told him yeah, he hit me in the face with a broomstick...i let it slide till the next time i saw him at a party and i preceded to beet the shit out of him till i got pulled off....true story

[oneSLOWex]

me and my girl were messin around before we got together. lol

LOL i tried that once too....got a girl away from her dude...tried to be with her for a while but that shit just wasn't exciting anymore so i sent her on her way

[gtrmonkey]

Well We were walkin to class and my Bro E36 M3 comes flying down this corner and almost sildes rigth into. Literaly like a foot away from hiting. I just walk over the car, tap on the window was like man I don't feel like going to class. He was you want to hang then I like sure. That her Bf was still in shock by not getting hit with a car. I hopin was like later.

[jhadleyh]

post

[oneSLOWex]

whore

[jhadleyh]

whore haha ye i ownz another page

[gtrmonkey]

So yeah that why I guess he scared of me. I was always nice to him. lol

[NVEOUS]

lol damn gtr thats fucked up bro.

[oneSLOWex]

poop

[jhadleyh]

soupy poop

[oneSLOWex]

ewwww LOL

[NVEOUS]

fart

[oneSLOWex]

shart

[gtrmonkey]

I didn't do shit, I guess I hung out with to many crazy people

[NVEOUS]

thats disgusting man

[NVEOUS]

I didn't do shit, I guess I hung out with to many crazy people

LOL i do the same thing man. But they all got my back if something goes down.

[gtrmonkey]

Explovise POOP

[oneSLOWex]

vagina

[jhadleyh]

vagina diarrhea

[oneSLOWex]

SICK lol

[jhadleyh]

SICK lol
.

no its the tastiest thing youve never tried lol















































































































i need help don't i?

[oneSLOWex]

/\/\ yes you do! LOL

[jhadleyh]

nom nom nom

[oneSLOWex]

LAWL

[jhadleyh]

LAWL
do you have a b or d series motor in your car

[NVEOUS]

yall are some really random people lol




THIS PAGE IS MINE!!!!!

[oneSLOWex]

d atm..... I have a b16 bottom end and head just need to get all my internals. mounts, tranny and 5 speed stuff and get some machine work done :D

[oneSLOWex]

yall are some really random people lol


LOL nahhhh not at all

[NVEOUS]

lol its ok though i like it. Im random most of the time. today just isn't one of those days lol

[jhadleyh]

d atm..... I have a b16 bottom end and head just need to get all my internals. mounts, tranny and 5 speed stuff and get some machine work done :D

i really wanna talk to someone who has done the h2b swap cause i got my old ef hatch back the other day and i wanna try that shit out

[jhadleyh]

yuck i just ate a burrito that tasted like spicy cat food

[gtrmonkey]

I like Turtles

[jhadleyh]

oh yea well i like raping turtles

[gtrmonkey]

Turtle Porn

[jhadleyh]

im goin to the zoo to jack off....peace out

[gtrmonkey]

UMMM.

What/

[NVEOUS]

why dont you just go get your dog and have sex with her?? cheaper than goin to the zoo.

[jhadleyh]

i accidentally killed my dog....see what had happened wuz i nutted in her and she gotz prego with my babys and during birth she died and so did my puppies:cry:

[NVEOUS]

dude I've always wondered what a half breed looked like. LOL

[jhadleyh]

i couldnt bare to watch so i never found out wut my babies/puppies looked like

[NVEOUS]

sad story man im sorry to hear that :(

[jhadleyh]

its all good you win some you lose some......just think if someone that never posts in hear drops in and looks at what we talk about they would really think we were fucked up in the head

[gtrmonkey]

LOl at the Convo

[jhadleyh]

LOl at the Convo

yeah....i bet my mom would be so proud of me if she knew the things i talked about on the internetz

[gtrmonkey]

My mom would kill me. LOl and I am 20

[jhadleyh]

yeah i was thinking the same thing....she would prolly say "JUSTIN you are 22 yrs old get off the fukin computer and find a fuckin job"

[DriVaH]

its all good you win some you lose some......just think if someone that never posts in hear drops in and looks at what we talk about they would really think we were fucked up in the head
everyone is fucked in da head at some point , some more than others . i know i am .

[jhadleyh]

everyone is fucked in da head at some point , some more than others . i know i am .

haha :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::bump:

[gtrmonkey]

Your whoring skillz are noobish you need to post more or be forrgottten

[jhadleyh]

Your whoring skillz are noobish you need to post more or be forrgottten

who you talkin bout

[DriVaH]

:D only a select few are brave enough to admit it .

[gtrmonkey]

DRIVAH

[DriVaH]

thanx . i will keep dat in mind

[jhadleyh]

DRIVAH

gotcha....he will either come along and join the group of tards or foreva be forgotten

[jhadleyh]

thanx . i will keep dat in mind

just post your mafukin balls off

[DriVaH]

gotcha....he will either come along and join the group of tards or foreva be forgotten
all in . sign me up

[gtrmonkey]

lol Look at jhadleyh, follow his example.

[DriVaH]

i will try my best to keep up

[jhadleyh]

i will try my best to keep up

just post yo balls off son...that is all

[gtrmonkey]

That all you got too do.

[DriVaH]

is it scratch a ich or ich a scratch ?

[jhadleyh]

ummm not sure if this is a trick q but im sure it scratch an itch

[DriVaH]

lol

[DriVaH]

what ever . they both feel good

[gtrmonkey]

WTF??

Brain Buster in THE WL

[DriVaH]

it was mos def a wtf moment . but i had 2 ask

[jhadleyh]

i let that bitch suck my dick now her throat famous

[DriVaH]

now i know and knowing is half da battle . gi joe .....

[gtrmonkey]

lolpololololol

[jhadleyh]

nom nom nom

[gtrmonkey]

nom nom nonom and I want tosome chicke

[DriVaH]

did she spit or swallow ?

[oneSLOWex]

omg so full

[gtrmonkey]

OMG 2hour lunch break.

[jhadleyh]

well considering the fact that if a bitch eva....EVA spits out my holy nut i will beat they ass. SHE SWALLOWED

[gtrmonkey]

So I was hittin on that one chick on the phone is she hot.

[DriVaH]

well considering the fact that if a bitch eva....EVA spits out my holy nut i will beat they ass. SHE SWALLOWED
dats wat i am talking about . lol

[DriVaH]

choke bitch !

[jhadleyh]

So I was hittin on that one chick on the phone is she hot.

tha fuck are you talkin bout haha

[DriVaH]

choke bitch

[oneSLOWex]

So I was hittin on that one chick on the phone is she hot.

LOL at my work?

[gtrmonkey]

Yep,























Just play before you go askin

[jhadleyh]

look slow we have a new guy

[DriVaH]

the day is going so slow .

[DriVaH]

wish i had something to get into

[NVEOUS]

I SEE HIM!!!






MY PAGE AGAIN!!!

[jhadleyh]

the day is going so slow .

you have no idea do you know what i do all day.....i fuggin post on IA and masterbate.



yeah the days go by slowly:rolleyes:

[DriVaH]

bout to go play in traffic . lol.

[DriVaH]

sticky keys ?

[NVEOUS]

well it looks like we just lost our forth person

[oneSLOWex]

NEW PEOPLES!?!?!?!?!? OHH NOES

[jhadleyh]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!!!!! get back here ASSHOLE

[NVEOUS]

we must teach him the ways

[DriVaH]

you have no idea do you know what i do all day.....i fuggin post on IA and masterbate.



yeah the days go by slowly:rolleyes:
props for being able to chew bubble gum and walk at the same time :goodjob:

[jhadleyh]

props for being able to chew bubble gum and walk at the same time :goodjob:


HEy :D do you know about REPS yet?:ninja:

[NVEOUS]

LOL

[DriVaH]

naw ...school me !

[DriVaH]

done ... reps to u my friend

[oneSLOWex]

done ... reps to u my friend

I reps you for the hell of it...welcome to the WL

[DriVaH]

wtf ! reps to u too ...

[jhadleyh]

done ... reps to u my friend

thanks i repped you also. just remember to post smart when you go outside of the whoreslounge or you can also get bad REPS

[oneSLOWex]

hahaah yeah

[DriVaH]

thanx for the welcome

[NVEOUS]

reps for you welcome

[DriVaH]

thanks i repped you also. just remember to post smart when you go outside of the whoreslounge or you can also get bad REPS
thanx

[DriVaH]

reps for u welcoming me

[jhadleyh]

oh and i forgot to add that they will come to your house and rape your hamster if you get bad REPS

[NVEOUS]

my page again bish

[jhadleyh]

uh oh noob ownz a page look at the lil fucker go

[NVEOUS]

damn he beat me to it :(:(

[DriVaH]

oh and i forgot to add that they will come to your house and rape your hamster if you get bad REPS
nooooooo , not hammy?!?!?

[NVEOUS]

lol for realz damn :(

[oneSLOWex]

3037

[jhadleyh]

my page again bish

no you bastard its his page and you know it dont beez a goddamn thief:lmfao::lmfao:

[IndianStig]

nice sig ^

[DriVaH]

yep my page bitches .

[NVEOUS]

1729 son!!

[NVEOUS]

nice sig ^

who??

[jhadleyh]

almost 500...not bad for only being on this forum for a month

[DriVaH]

up up an away !

[jhadleyh]

who??

you nukka

[DriVaH]

not bad at all

[oneSLOWex]

man i love sweet tea

[oneSLOWex]

the loli at the counter in mcallisters said they had no lids for teh large cups though

[NVEOUS]

lol I love my sig and i love sweet tea

[DriVaH]

i would rather a heineken

[jhadleyh]

yeah sweet tea is the shit...i cant stand when i go to ohio to visit my old lady's family they dont make sweet tea....it make me want to kill them all

[DriVaH]

done it again, 2 in a row ...

[jhadleyh]

i would rather a heineken

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIT HE OWNZ ANOTHER PAGE

[DriVaH]

yeah sweet tea is the shit...i cant stand when i go to ohio to visit my old lady's family they dont make sweet tea....it make me want to kill them all
i can relate .

[oneSLOWex]

LOL go to Cali and ask someone in a restaurant if they have grits.....LAWL

[NVEOUS]

fuck the large cups did you get teh lolis numba??

[DriVaH]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIT HE OWNZ ANOTHER PAGE
like i said 2 in a row .... lol

[DriVaH]

up up ...

[NVEOUS]

not this next page though
its mine

[NVEOUS]

everyone stopped posting

[oneSLOWex]

LOL says im a leader among members

[DriVaH]

got my lil boy at home wiht me and he got a hold of the remote and turned the tv off. .. scared the shit outa me . lol

[NVEOUS]

im up for president!!! fuck obama

[jhadleyh]

man i love takin dumps im back now though

[DriVaH]

lol

[NVEOUS]

got my lil boy at home wiht me and he got a hold of the remote and turned the tv off. .. scared the shit outa me . lol

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[NVEOUS]

its my PAGE BISH!!!!!!!

[NVEOUS]

oh yea

[DriVaH]

sneaky lil bugger

[jhadleyh]

shoulda kicked him in da head and said you betta watch it boi...ill beat yo ass with a hose


oh by the way i ownz this page nukka's

[NVEOUS]

so close

[DriVaH]

mine

[NVEOUS]

you lil fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!! Imma kill j00

[jhadleyh]

mine

nope its mines

[DriVaH]

i got this one

[DriVaH]

naw mine

[jhadleyh]

i got this one

noooooo its mines bish

[DriVaH]

damn

[DriVaH]

up

[jhadleyh]

break yoself foo

[DriVaH]

shit mann!!!

[DriVaH]

damn driver busy msg ....

[jhadleyh]

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahah

[jhadleyh]

post

[DriVaH]

enyone else get kicked out ?

[jhadleyh]

nah there just beein lazy

[DriVaH]

lol

[DriVaH]

i c

[jhadleyh]

actually envious is prolly waiting on the next page to start so he can ownz it but it aint gonna happen

[DriVaH]

and then there was silence !!!!

[jhadleyh]

DAMNIT

[DriVaH]

3 time in a row bitches !!!!

[DriVaH]

ima slow down an let yall catch up.....

[DriVaH]

bout 2 feed my son

[NVEOUS]

not 3 times in a row
you missed a page member?

[oneSLOWex]

im ready for a nap lol

[DriVaH]

oh shit u right ...:crazy:

[NVEOUS]

lol yea thats right.

[oneSLOWex]

NO thats left LOL

[NVEOUS]

im just gonna go for 1750 today. :):)

[oneSLOWex]

lol wonder if i can get 3100

[jhadleyh]

well until tomorrow peace fellas got go out to eat with da female

[jhadleyh]

post 514

[jhadleyh]

post 515...k now i can leave lol my post count had to be on a good round number

[oneSLOWex]

well until tomorrow peace fellas got go out to eat with da female

HOLLA

[NVEOUS]

no right!!!

[oneSLOWex]

1 hour 30 min till GO HOME TIME wooooooooooot


new mythbusters tonight

[NVEOUS]

i've got 30 minutes

[NVEOUS]

well 26

[NVEOUS]

my page son

[oneSLOWex]

i've got 30 minutes

i hate you

[oneSLOWex]

Any of you going to be at IA?

[oneSLOWex]

poopy pants

[DriVaH]

have not been able to make it out ... when i get da whip on da road i'll check it out

[DriVaH]

dubble poopy pants

[NVEOUS]

Any of you going to be at IA?

Explain!!

[NVEOUS]

i hate you

don't hate me. :no: :cry:

[gtrmonkey]

Explain

[oneSLOWex]

explain wut? lol

[gtrmonkey]

Just start explaing Now

[DriVaH]

u see , this one time , at band camp ......

[DriVaH]

cool i made it to a junior member . do i get a party ? j/k LOL

[gtrmonkey]

No 1000 post is where you party man. LOL

Oh you can change that under your name in the opition

[DriVaH]

i know i can change it i just wanted to see how long it would take to change . thanx

[DriVaH]

was that from reps or posts ?

[gtrmonkey]

post

[DriVaH]

got it . thanx again .

[DriVaH]

more reps to u my friend

[gtrmonkey]

No problem lol

[MINI]

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Lol found out that when you search "mini cooper underglow" 2 of my pictures come up of the first page. WOO!

Yes

[oneSLOWex]

wtf lol

[MINI]

IM SURPRISED NO ONE ON IA REALLY TYPES LIKE THIS...

[oneSLOWex]

its fun but too much of a pain in the ass to do it

[gtrmonkey]

He a School teacher with a mini cooper with Purple neons. LOLOLOLOLOL

What do your school kids say about your car. Oh and do the Milf like it?

[DriVaH]

holy yell out loud ! LOL

[gtrmonkey]

TYPING LIKE THAT IS OLD NEWS. RIGHT

[MINI]

I hate it when...















































you're out in public.....


























and someone types something inappropriate....




















































MOTHER FUCKER








Like that...

[DriVaH]

the blue hurt my eyes

[MINI]

He a School teacher with a mini cooper with Purple neons. LOLOLOLOLOL

What do your school kids say about your car. Oh and do the Milf like it?



IM NOT A TEACHER. BUT THERE ARE LOTS OF HOT LADIES THOUGH.

[gtrmonkey]

In other post you sayed you where

[oneSLOWex]

HOW BOUT THIS?

[MINI]

In other post you sayed you where



NO, I SAID I WORK AT ONE, NOT THAT I AM A TEACHER. ITS JUST PART TIME. ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF EDUCATION. I SIT ON MY ASS AND YELL AT KIDS.

[gtrmonkey]

NVM You work at one.

Still what the fuck do the kids say about it.

[Brett]

:boobies:

[DriVaH]

HOWBOUTTHIS?
much betta

[gtrmonkey]

WTF BRETTt

[MINI]

NVM You work at one.

Still what the fuck do the kids say about it.



"HEY IS THAT YOUR LITTLE CAR? IT HAS LIGHTS UNDER IT RIGHT? I WANT A CORVETTE." "STFU AND SIT DOWN."

[gtrmonkey]

EPIC

[DriVaH]

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!

[DriVaH]

i am under the computer desk right now .... lmmfao

[oneSLOWex]

:boobies:

WHERE? lol

[MINI]

ok im out of breath from typing lol. It sucks though. Ill see the little bastards while im out with a new lady....


"OMG MR. FRASIER!!! MOM THATS MR. FRASIER!"

[oneSLOWex]

ok im out of breath from typing lol. It sucks though. Ill see the little bastards while im out with a new lady....


"OMG MR. FRASIER!!! MOM THATS MR. FRASIER!"

LOLz

[gtrmonkey]

Dude your story reminds me of the the time. My friend and I had to go pick up his little brother from school. My Drives and M3 E46 with HPF 2.5, with full coilovers and Dynamags. Anyways where going to pick the kid up. So we get out to sign him out. All of the little kids where like wow that car is loud. And everything. This little punk shout that think is slow and My dads vette is way faster. My Friend laughs and was like sure. And so we get in the car. And We start to leave and sure enough a vette pulls up. My friend was like I just going to igrone him and go home. Well were traveling at in same direction. The First red light, the vette with the kid start reving the motor and tells us to get a real car. this Push my friend over the edge. So he doesn't rev or anything, Just lets the vette pull ahead, then my Friend guns, Fuckin balls to the wall. We shoot pass him. He try to pull on us so bad. lol then we wait at the next light, My Friend says I dunno what happen, I gave 2 car length and for some old reason my car be you. He was in fuck shock. The next day that kid was tell everyone he want an M3

[oneSLOWex]

TIME TO GO HOME! HOLLA BITCHES!

[gtrmonkey]

GO HOME BITCH WHAT TIME DO YOU WORK TOMMORWW I am going to call your work.

[DriVaH]

TIME TO GO HOME! HOLLA BITCHES!
later

[DriVaH]

Dude your story reminds me of the the time. My friend and I had to go pick up his little brother from school. My Drives and M3 E46 with HPF 2.5, with full coilovers and Dynamags. Anyways where going to pick the kid up. So we get out to sign him out. All of the little kids where like wow that car is loud. And everything. This little punk shout that think is slow and My dads vette is way faster. My Friend laughs and was like sure. And so we get in the car. And We start to leave and sure enough a vette pulls up. My friend was like I just going to igrone him and go home. Well were traveling at in same direction. The First red light, the vette with the kid start reving the motor and tells us to get a real car. this Push my friend over the edge. So he doesn't rev or anything, Just lets the vette pull ahead, then my Friend guns, Fuckin balls to the wall. We shoot pass him. He try to pull on us so bad. lol then we wait at the next light, My Friend says I dunno what happen, I gave 2 car length and for some old reason my car be you. He was in fuck shock. The next day that kid was tell everyone he want an M3
i had a toyota starlet a vett guy called a match box . when we got to the light i told him he should have bought a mach box . ha haaaaa

[gtrmonkey]

EPIC