NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[EL-CANGRI]

1 yes!!!!

[EL-CANGRI]

yessss!! im out goodnite ia

[bdydrpdmazda]

IA is boring as fuck right now

[bdydrpdmazda]

as fuck

[bdydrpdmazda]

seriously

[bdydrpdmazda]

im watching the wrestling PPV right now

[bdydrpdmazda]

hell in a cell

[bdydrpdmazda]

we get them for free over here

[bdydrpdmazda]

along with the UFC ppvs

[bdydrpdmazda]

and boxing but I dont watch boxing

[bdydrpdmazda]

shits weak as fuck

[bdydrpdmazda]

seriously weak as fuck

[bdydrpdmazda]

lol @ the tags in this thread

[bdydrpdmazda]

the undertaker is the new world champion

[bdydrpdmazda]

just so ya know

[bdydrpdmazda]

the 30 seconds between posts rule is weak as fuck

[bdydrpdmazda]

seriously

[bdydrpdmazda]

weak as fuck

[bdydrpdmazda]

its almost new page time

[bdydrpdmazda]

like seriously

[bdydrpdmazda]

1...

[bdydrpdmazda]

damn

[bdydrpdmazda]

i got drunk as fuck yesterday

[bdydrpdmazda]

crazy fucked up

[bdydrpdmazda]

then i went to sleep

[bdydrpdmazda]

gonna do it again today

[bdydrpdmazda]

but today i will stay awake

[bdydrpdmazda]

holy fucking shit how many posts per page are there here?

[bdydrpdmazda]

i thought it was only 20 but we appear to be approaching 40 posts on this page

[bdydrpdmazda]

and most of them are mine

[bdydrpdmazda]

1...

[bdydrpdmazda]

what the fuck, still the same page?

[bdydrpdmazda]

das some more of that bullshit

[bdydrpdmazda]

women suck cack at driving

[bdydrpdmazda]

big ol cack

[bdydrpdmazda]

huge fucking cack

[bdydrpdmazda]

lol @ women drivers, no survivors

[bdydrpdmazda]

lol

[bdydrpdmazda]

lol...

[bdydrpdmazda]

19

[bdydrpdmazda]

18

[bdydrpdmazda]

17

[bdydrpdmazda]

what number was I on?

[bdydrpdmazda]

15

[bdydrpdmazda]

14

[bdydrpdmazda]

13

[bdydrpdmazda]

12

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11

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10

[bdydrpdmazda]

9.

[bdydrpdmazda]

08

[bdydrpdmazda]

07

[bdydrpdmazda]

06

[bdydrpdmazda]

05

[bdydrpdmazda]

04

[bdydrpdmazda]

03

[bdydrpdmazda]

02

[bdydrpdmazda]

3,500

[Njobe]

yea ok good going :goodjob:

[jhadleyh]

poop...change ur fucking sig ^^^^^...its old bitch

[Njobe]

everytime i change the damn thing it gets deleted and i can't right now i'm at work... when i get home i already forget by then lol

[jhadleyh]

ill remind you bish

[Njobe]

sounds like a motherclucking plan then doesn't it

[jhadleyh]

sure does

[Njobe]

ok then it is a plan ok

[jhadleyh]

yes.......it is lol

[Njobe]

that is what i said that it is a plan

[Brady]

you know, i've never really participated in these threads. oh wells.

[bdydrpdmazda]

you have now

[neon_ert3]

double penetration ftw??? i think i missed something

[bdydrpdmazda]

boo

[bdydrpdmazda]

fuckin

[bdydrpdmazda]

hoo

[bdydrpdmazda]

1...

[bdydrpdmazda]

2...

[bdydrpdmazda]

3...

[Njobe]

damn you take this whole post whoring to a whole new level

[lanning]

off work in another 6 hours and 15 minutes bump

[jhadleyh]

and we don't want no problems, OK your a goon what's a goon to a goblin
yeah and came on the beat, I fuck around and leave a *****'s brains on the street(ooohhh)
now pop that pussy I bring her to my bedroom and pop that pussy
uh huh and we be steady mobbin' oh Kimosabe big ballin' is my hobby

[Njobe]

and we dont want no problems ok your a goon but what's a goon to a goblin
you never reminded me bish... had to do it on my own

[jhadleyh]

my bad homie i got called into work early and had to haul ass

[roxie911]

my bad homie i got called into work early and had to haul ass


Someone discover your terrorist plan so you had to act quickly before they could retaliate??

[jhadleyh]

Someone discover your terrorist plan so you had to act quickly before they could retaliate??


roxie! Do you want me to slap you in the mouth with my cock until you pass out?

[roxie911]

roxie! Do you want me to slap you in the mouth with my cock until you pass out?

As long as there's not a bomb strapped to it :lmfao:

LOL I'm sorry...you're too fucking easy to tease. You know I love you :yes:

[jhadleyh]

yeah yeah yeah

[Njobe]

roxie loves the cawk... without a bomb strapped to it of course

[MskunkM]

bump

[jhadleyh]

roxie clear your fucking pm's goddamn

[Njobe]

roxie clear your pm's

[jhadleyh]

roxie clear your pm's

[Njobe]

roxie clear your fucking pm's goddamn

[roxie911]

CLEARED THEM!!! GEEZ!!

[Njobe]

CLEARED THEM!!! GEEZ!!
see what we did there :ninja:

[dariolombia]

joke of the day: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common ?

[jhadleyh]

joke of the day: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common ?


do tell

[jhadleyh]

see what we did there :ninja:


yes i do:ninja:

[dariolombia]

They both make you wait an hour for a five minute ride.

[Njobe]

They both make you wait an hour for a five minute ride.
not gonna lie i lol'd
reps

[jhadleyh]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[lanning]

lol, what it dew everybody

[Njobe]

not shit, about to get off(IA) and drink some beers,you?

[lanning]

shit just working, IA is moar fun wit burrs

[Njobe]

haven't tried that yet lol

[lanning]

lol its fun, like walmart late as fuck drunk as hell

[jhadleyh]

damn son

[lanning]

where is roxie

[jhadleyh]

her forehead is on my abs lol

[lanning]

her forehead is on my ASS lol
ewwwwwwwww

[jhadleyh]

wtf lanning lol i oughta neg rep yo ass lol

[lanning]

wtf lanning lol i oughta neg rep yo ass lol
hahhahaa shit was funny, kinda

[jhadleyh]

Man fuck these ******
Imma spare everything but these ******
I flip the gun and gun Buck these ******
take the knife off the AK and cut these ******
yeah and fuck these bitches
I swear I care bout everything but these bitches
I don't care I “so what” these bitches
and I put young mula baby way above these bitches
if it ain't broke don't break it
and if he ain't shook I'm gon' shake him
hope I dont look weak cuz when a wolf cry wolf you still see that wolfs teeth muthafuckaaaa
futuristic handgun if you act foul you get two shots and one
I'm at your face like mancum
you ****** softer then roseanne's son
you cannot reach me on my Samsung
I'm busy fuckin' the world and givin' the universe my damn tongue
crazy muthafucka I am one but the crazy thing is I began one
all white bricks I'm straight like its jumpin' back to 36 *****
big house long hall ways got 10 bathrooms I can shit all day *****

(Chorus)
and we don't want no problems, OK your a goon what's a goon to a goblin
yeah and came on the beat, I fuck around and leave a ***** brains on the street(ooohhh)
now pop that pussy I bring her to my bedroom and pop that pussy
uh huh and we be steady mobbin' oh Kimosabe big ballin' is my hobby

(Gucci)
What the fuck is up
Its Gucci Mane the G
its Titty boy no pity boy
Big scarcity the city boy
So Icy so no Nike boy
Just Gucci Louis Prada ‘scuse me
Gucci Mane keep shittin' on me
Why that boy keep buyin' jewelry
East Atlanta cockin' hammers
bandanas on car antennas
No, we do not talk to strangers
Just cut off these ****** fingaz
Gucci's armed and dangerous
Cocaine, Codeine, and Angel Dust
This AK 47 will hitchu everywhere from ankle up
Clip the size of Nia Long
Clips long as a Pringles can
.45 desert eagle on me you'll think I'm an eagles fan
Tony Braxton sniper rifle
make you neva breathe again
fuck that *****
kill that *****
bring him back
kill him again
gucciii

(Wayne)
Yeah the money is the motive
fuck with the money it get ugly as coyote
OK, I'm reloadin' better pull it if you tote it
I buy a pound break it down and put it in a stogie
swagga so bright I don't even need light
I'm wit a model broad she don't even eat rice
but would you believe that she dykes
and she asked for a pitcher so I gave her three strikes yea
I'm the man around this muthafucka
I'm so hot you probably catch a tan around this muthafucka
this rap game, I got my hand around this muthafucka
yeah I said game but I ain't playin' around this muthafucka
yeah I'm the best to ever do it bitch
and you the best at never doin' shit
if you the shit then I'm sewerage
try me and I'll have your people readin' eulogies
I swear you can't fuck wit me
but I can fuck yo girl and make her nut for me
then slut for me then kill for me then steal for me and of course it'll be yo cash
then I'll murder that bitch and send her body back to yo ass

(Chorus)
and we don't want no problems, OK your a goon what's a goon to a goblin
yeah, and came on the beat, I fuck around and leave a ***** brains on the street(ooohhh)
now pop that pussy I bring her to my bedroom and pop that pussy
uh huh and we be steady mobbin' oh Kimosabe big ballin' is my hobby

(Wayne)
uh, man suck my clip
swallow my bullets
and dontchu spit (ugggghhhhh)
I am the hip hop socialist
life is a gamble and I'm all about my poker chips
do you want a dose of this I will make the most of this
F is for ferocious murder your associates
the top is so appropriate
this is just where i belong
keep a hard dick for ya girlfriend to wobble on
Weezy


(Chorus)x2
and we don't want no problems, OK your a goon what's a goon to a goblin
yeah and came on the beat, I fuck around and leave a ***** brains on the street(ooohhh)
Now pop that pussy I bring her to my bedroom and pop that pussy
uh huh and we be steady mobbin' oh Kimosabe big ballin' is my hobby

[bdydrpdmazda]

wow^^^

[jhadleyh]

^^^good ass song son

[bdydrpdmazda]

i believe it

[jhadleyh]

you should youtube it...dont take my word for it, we might have different taste in music


the song is called we be steady mobbin

[mchschase27]

you should youtube it...dont take my word for it, we might have different taste in music


the song is called we be steady mobbin


Im goin in is better.

[03RCode]

Whatsup fellas?

[jhadleyh]

sup boss

[jhadleyh]

Im goin in is better.


you are crazy

[mchschase27]

you are crazy

maybe.



but im forreal on that last post.

[jhadleyh]

we be steady mobbin is way better....i do like "im goin in" though

[lanning]

song is good, whats up homos

[jhadleyh]

not much.....which song are you talking about? We be steady mobbin or im goin in

[lanning]

not much.....which song are you talking about? We be steady mobbin or im goin in
steady mobbin, not sure if i have heard the other yet

[jhadleyh]

reps for joo

[lanning]

reps to who i could

[jhadleyh]

^^^dats what im talking bout homie

[oneSLOWex]

ALALALALALA

[jhadleyh]

so yeah my thread got deleted lol

[oneSLOWex]

REPS like a mudafucka up in hurr

[S197_GTvert]

Do you by twista ft do or die :bump:

[nismo_92]

up

[jhadleyh]

yo

[.:Stirfry:.]

hoe/

[lanning]

bishes

[.:Stirfry:.]

tramps

[lanning]

to many reps given out in the past 24 hours ftl

[jhadleyh]

paint yo car vagina pink

[.:Stirfry:.]

and with some vagina air fresheners..

[lanning]

paint yo car vagina pink
who

[jhadleyh]

you fool

[lanning]

you fool
the car is setup the way i like my women, black on the outside and pink on the inside fool

[oneSLOWex]

poop

[03RCode]

I fail at daily trivia lately.

[.:Stirfry:.]

poop

you need some toilet tissue..

[jhadleyh]

the car is setup the way i like my women, black on the outside and pink on the inside fool



so wut your saying is your interior is pink on the inside of your integra lol

[mchschase27]

the car is setup the way i like my women, black on the outside and pink on the inside fool


... laughing histarically.

[jhadleyh]

i asked if her if she'd ever busted 10 nuts ina 2 seata she said i cant fell ma legs im like bitch me neitha

[lanning]

so wut your saying is your interior is pink on the inside of your integra lol
yes i has pink interior

[jhadleyh]

thats cool....i guess lol

[lanning]

thats cool....i guess lol
just kidding
http://www.flogged.net/integra/interior.jpg

[jhadleyh]

yeah i knew you were......i put a beer bottle in a bitches ass once

[lanning]

yeah i knew you were......i put a beer bottle in a bitches ass once
cool bottle opener bro

[jhadleyh]

yeah i figured this bitch is a slut....ima do some weird shit to her....and strangely enough she was down for it

[lanning]

yeah i figured this bitch is a slut..
they all are

[jhadleyh]

lol you are right about that....its amazing what a bitch will let you get away with when she thinks she will never see you again

[lanning]

lol you are right about that....its amazing what a bitch will let you get away with when she thinks she will never see you again
or if she thinks you love her

[jhadleyh]

yeah i guess that one to lol

[lanning]

yeah i guess that one to lol
lol i used to get pictures and dome from this one girl that thought i liked her but i would always talk shit to her and never fuck her

[RedEj8]

Wish i was in ATL right now.. At the dance gavin dance concert

[91boostdgsr]

just another day in the life of IA lol

[03RCode]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK223qIlyDI

[Njobe]

almost midnight and i'm about to go to sleep bump

[roxie911]

My car choices: G35 or a teggg :D

[DriVaH]

late night bump

[EL-CANGRI]

bumps

[Njobe]

My car choices: G35 or a teggg :D
stfu

[lanning]

My car choices: G35 or a teggg :D
i know this dude with a clean ass integra for sale

[Njobe]

i know this dude with a clean ass integra for sale
yea me too... he goes by lanning on here :ninja:

[lanning]

yea me too... he goes by lanning on here :ninja:

lol nukka goes by lanning irl too

[Njobe]

lol nukka goes by lanning irl too
shit what a convinkydink

[oneSLOWex]

herro everyone

[lanning]

fuck you bill

[Njobe]

fuck you bill
x2 kill bill

[lanning]

x2 kill bill
bill is a cheap bastard, he took me out the other night and wouldnt even let me get cheese on my krystals

[Njobe]

bill is a cheap bastard, he took me out the other night and wouldnt even let me get cheese on my krystals
waht!! how dare he not let you enjoy the goodness of cheese on krstals... something needs to be done about him and quick.

[oneSLOWex]

you can all DIAF

[lanning]

you can all DIAF
thanks for the chinese lastnight baby:gay:

[Njobe]

you can all DIAF
:taun: so is it an ek

http://www.jamglue.com/tracks/11773627-Bach-Mozart-Violin

[oneSLOWex]

:taun: so is it an ek

http://www.jamglue.com/tracks/11773627-Bach-Mozart-Violin

NO nukka lol

[Njobe]

NO nukka lol
ok what was i going to say but then i forgot what i was going to say then i remembered and now i know what i was going to say and the thing that i was going to say is..... how about now?

[lanning]

:taun: so is it an E GAY

http://www.jamglue.com/tracks/11773627-Bach-Mozart-Violin
FIXED

[Njobe]

FIXED
lol it must be if it's bill

[lanning]

lol it must be if it's bill

lol bills not a homo he is homo phobic

[Njobe]

lol bills not a homo he is homo phobic
they are the ones who usually go :gay:

[roxie911]

you can all DIAF


:cry:

[oneSLOWex]

:cry:

except you :idb: :D

[Njobe]

:cry:
stfu and gtfo already

[oneSLOWex]

stfu and gtfo already

Be nice or I keel joo!

[Njobe]

Be nice or I keel joo!
woops that was ment for both of you :taun:

[oneSLOWex]

woops that was ment for both of you :taun:

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0802/T-Shirt-Next-on-the-Banned-List-789925_ex1e5D3qOuXk.jpg

[Njobe]

lol next thread i go into is mod/admin... make sure you dont get mod powaz

[oneSLOWex]

LULz

[roxie911]

except you :idb: :D

WINNARRRR!!!! :D:D:D


STFU NJOBE!!! And you wonder why I don't text you....

[03RCode]

Roxie never texts me no mos :(

[Njobe]

WINNARRRR!!!! :D:D:D


STFU NJOBE!!! And you wonder why I don't text you....
it's Njobe not NJOBE... don't want you to text me anymore :tongue1:

[Njobe]

Roxie never texts me no mos :(
she is too cool

[roxie911]

I haven't been texting anyone...

too busy with work :)

[oneSLOWex]

She texts me goodnight noods every night :ninja:

[Njobe]

I haven't been texting anyone...

too busy with work :)


She texts me goodnight noods every night :ninja:
waht

[03RCode]

She texts me goodnight noods every night :ninja:



I only gets teh messages when I'm dranked :thinking:

[jhadleyh]

tha fuck is going on in here?

[Njobe]

a lot till you came here and dropped the bomb.... see what i did dur

[jhadleyh]

yeah i see what you did there fool

[roxie911]

tha fuck is going on in here?

:fire:

that's all I think when I see your name.

[Njobe]

glad you do... you just scared all the pople away that where here

[03RCode]

Whatsup to the friendly neighborhood Jihad?

[roxie911]

She texts me goodnight noods every night :ninja:


:kiss:

[03RCode]

:kiss:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk_wCvtfBpk&feature=related


Fast forward to 0:09

[jhadleyh]

:fire:

that's all I think when I see your name.

roxie why you gotta bust balls?

[oneSLOWex]

:kiss:
:D :yes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk_wCvtfBpk&feature=related


Fast forward to 0:09

LIRL :lmfao:

[oneSLOWex]

roxie why you gotta bust balls?

cause joo drops teh bombs :lmfao:

[jhadleyh]

goddammit every damn thread i walk into mufuka's are all like JIHAD alalalalalalalalalalalaa and shit Njobe bitch you come in every thread im in and sucker punch me in the nuts every time i post a comment....i really am gonna strap a bomb to myself and kill you fuckers....that is all

[03RCode]

goddammit every damn thread i walk into mufuka's are all like JIHAD alalalalalalalalalalalaa and shit Njobe bitch you come in every thread im in and sucker punch me in the nuts every time i post a comment....i really am gonna strap a bomb to myself and kill you fuckers....that is all



That's the spirit! Allah would be proud!

















:ninja:


http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/big/_7642_suicide-bomber-3-11-2003.jpg

[Njobe]

goddammit every damn thread i walk into mufuka's are all like JIHAD alalalalalalalalalalalaa and shit Njobe bitch i come in every thread you are in and i sucker punched in the nuts every time i post a comment....i really am gonna strap a bomb to myself and kill you fuckers....that is all
fixed

[Njobe]

almost forgot alallalalalalla lol





but on a serious side... you wantz da stiker

[jhadleyh]

ima kill you for real fool lol allalallallallallallallallallallallallallall

[jhadleyh]

almost forgot alallalalalalla lol





but on a serious side... you wantz da stiker


yeah sure i wantz teh sticker

[03RCode]

ima kill you for real fool lol allalallallallallallallallallallallallallall


Jihad

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http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dynamite-sam.jpg


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http://www.b-29s-over-korea.com/Hydrogen_Bomb/images/H-bomb_1.gif

[oneSLOWex]

Jihad

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http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dynamite-sam.jpg


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=


http://www.b-29s-over-korea.com/Hydrogen_Bomb/images/H-bomb_1.gif

LMAO @ my pic

[Njobe]

yeah sure i wantz teh sticker
when you want to meet

Jihad

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http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dynamite-sam.jpg


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=


http://www.b-29s-over-korea.com/Hydrogen_Bomb/images/H-bomb_1.gif
bahahhahaha reps when i get home

[jhadleyh]

i dont know yet im watcing my bitch get undressed for some reason right now so i might be about to fuck lol

[Njobe]

i dont know yet im watcing my bitch get undressed for some reason right now so i might be about to fuck lol
how gay are you... watching... why don't you get up and help her undress :idb:

[jhadleyh]

uhhhhh..... i gotta go time to have some fun

[lanning]

Jihad

+

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dynamite-sam.jpg


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http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/78/l_64710ce20b6e41a3b4a622bcb274979a.jpg


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http://www.b-29s-over-korea.com/Hydrogen_Bomb/images/H-bomb_1.gif
lol at bill with teh mullet

[03RCode]

What it is my lil ***** lanning?

[jhadleyh]

he laying in a ditch dead as hell

[oneSLOWex]

lol at bill with teh mullet

thats teh brodi mullet

[03RCode]

Word on the skreet says Roxie likes my downstairs mullet.

[lanning]

What it is my lil ***** lanning?
shit just chillin at work

he laying in a ditch dead as hell
so much hate

[jhadleyh]

im gonna shit on yo break rotors

[03RCode]

im gonna shit on yo break rotors




Good thing you're not shitting on his brake rotors, that might hinder stopping.

[lanning]

Good thing you're not shitting on his brake rotors, that might hinder stopping.
lol where you racing this weekend son

[jhadleyh]

goddammit my iphone corrects word for me when it thinks im wrong wtf. I know what the fuck i wanted to spell and it changed it anyway

[lanning]

goddammit my iphone corrects word for me when it thinks im wrong wtf. I know what the fuck i wanted to spell and it changed it anyway
its ok man, calm down

[Njobe]

goddammit my iphone corrects word for me when it thinks im wrong wtf. I know what the fuck i wanted to spell and it changed it anyway
i don't like iphones

[jhadleyh]

i did it for teh lulz

[bdydrpdmazda]

checking in, whats up in here?

[jhadleyh]

i don't like iphones


Iphone's dont like you either fool

[jhadleyh]

checking in, whats up in here?


not shit homie

[lanning]

checking in, whats up in here?
chillin at work, i want an iphone when my contract is up with verizon

[03RCode]

lol where you racing this weekend son




Buena Vista, GA. Mike Melton Farms.... supposed to have a nice tight track laid out, I've heard Taylor Kiser has even practiced here before. Plus it's my kinda terrain, loose sandy stuff, and really tight woods.

[Njobe]

Iphone's dont like you either fool
i think it's getting old but.... IA stiker don't like you foo

[jhadleyh]

chillin at work, i want an iphone when my contract is up with verizon


i love mine its so much fun and.....yeah thats about it lol

[jhadleyh]

i think it's getting old but.... IA stiker don't like you foo


damn.....once again my bad homie




I wub you......




















































































runs and hides

[jhadleyh]

Buena Vista, GA. Mike Melton Farms.... supposed to have a nice tight track laid out, I've heard Taylor Kiser has even practiced here before. Plus it's my kinda terrain, loose sandy stuff, and really tight woods.


hows your wrist

[Njobe]

12 moar minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[03RCode]

chillin at work, i want an iphone when my contract is up with verizon




Verizon > AT&T

[03RCode]

hows your wrist




I took the wrapping off it a few days ago... it's still swollen up pretty bad. I'll be taking it fairly easy this weekend.

[lanning]

Buena Vista, GA. Mike Melton Farms.... supposed to have a nice tight track laid out, I've heard Taylor Kiser has even practiced here before. Plus it's my kinda terrain, loose sandy stuff, and really tight woods.
hell yeah, i was going to the tn ga game but i dont feel real good today