NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[Catnip]

+12
qft.


dude, you right.

:cheers:

[Catnip]

i own 326.
btw ftw lol brb

[Catnip]

k, Im back

+14

[Catnip]

k, Im back

+14


WB bro.

+15 on that one. she fine.

[Catnip]

WB bro.

+15 on that one. she fine.

+16

[Catnip]

+17
she got it.

[Catnip]

+18 she move her body like a cyclone.

[Catnip]

+19 she make me wanna do it all night long.

[Catnip]

+20 she turn't around and gave that big booty a slap.

[Catnip]

+21 she hit tha flo.

[Catnip]

+22 shawty got lo.

low

low
low



low

[Catnip]

+23
i said lets get it poppin.

[Catnip]

+24
i wanna make love in this club.

[Catnip]

+25
lil momma worth every dolla.

[Catnip]

+26
get it shawty.

[Catnip]

got milk is here? omg


+27 on that homie.

[Catnip]

+28 i agree.


got milk still here?

[Catnip]

and still here for


+29 ?

[Catnip]

+30 hotty.

[Catnip]

+31
omg.

[Catnip]

+32

[Catnip]

got milk? yo. post.

[Catnip]

+34 because I skipped one.

[Catnip]

+35 haters.

[Catnip]

+36
i kill you.

[Catnip]

+37

dayummmn son.

[Catnip]

+38

[Catnip]

+39

no posts

[Catnip]

+40
baby got back

[Catnip]

+41

ugh.

[Catnip]

+42.

my page again.

[Catnip]

+43
like the petty guy.

[Catnip]

+44

like two consecutive 4's...

[Catnip]

+45

in ascending order.
counting.
starting at 4
ending at 5.

[Catnip]

wtf. he must be looking at teh pRon.

+46

[Catnip]

last post at 1:23
niiiiiice.

+47

[Catnip]

LOL @ my friend running a 18.0 in a 99 GST.

+48

[Catnip]

+49

[Catnip]

someone steal me a 16g turbo?

kthnx.
+50

[Catnip]

+51

not so funny stuff at 1:30 am is actually funny.

[Catnip]

+52

like my bro's football number in middle school.
lol

[Catnip]

2 pages. slackers.

+53

[Catnip]

+54
font change? wow.

[Catnip]

+55

i want a really fast car.

[Catnip]

800 posts.

+56

[Catnip]

mk. 801

+57

[Catnip]

mine again
+58

[Catnip]

+59

pretty sure 60 makes me obsessive.

[Catnip]

well I guess that settles it....



+60
lol

[Catnip]

i gotta leave, chasin my cheese.

+61

[Catnip]

i gotta take a dizzy.
+62

[Catnip]

this is failure.


all over.

+63

[Catnip]

+64

[Catnip]

+65

[Catnip]

+66.
bwahaha.

[Catnip]

+67 im pwning this.

[Catnip]

+68
lol, fights on ventrillo

[Catnip]

i has laughter.

+69 i'd hit it.

[Catnip]

+70

my pays way higher.
(than nothing at all)

[Catnip]

ayyy you know what it is.

+71

[Catnip]

if you werent on a waiting list you aint ridin in sht.

+72

[Catnip]

+73

[Catnip]

+74

it's official. got milk is still here.

[Catnip]

im in my cool whip, inside jello.

+75

[Catnip]

+76
sleeping dogs... have dreams. it's entertaining.

[Catnip]

+77
definitely catching up to some folks tonight.

[Catnip]

old player new game, Im focused Im thinking like i got 2 brains.

+78

[Catnip]

now what I look like?
if it aint money, then I dont look right.

[Catnip]

skipping one entertains me, cuz I get to skip to +80. we all know I plus oned myself in my head for +79

true story.

[Catnip]

everyone getting drunk or something?

+81

[Catnip]

so there's a C230 kompressor, C5 vette, C4 vette, and 8 second camaro in my driveway... the question is, which one do I want to steal more...?

+82

[Catnip]

touch my body.


the C5 vette. Chicks dig it for some reason.

+83

[Catnip]

touch my body.


the C5 vette. Chicks dig it for some reason.

+83

I'll +84 that.

but take the camaro, it shakes the ground... gotta impress someone.

[Catnip]

I'll +84 that.

but take the camaro, it shakes the ground... gotta impress someone.

+85

yeah, like inbred mullet girls?
:lmfao:

[Catnip]

+85

yeah, like inbred mullet girls?
:lmfao:

+86

stfu. it's a ***** magnet.:boobies:

[Catnip]

+87... means another page... right? :cheers:

[Catnip]

+87... means another page... right? :cheers:

soon enough young one.


+88

[Catnip]

+89. I think I can hit 100 consecutive posts.

[Catnip]

damn 30 second rule.

+90

[Catnip]

+91


ksjdnfkjsnfd tiredness.

[Catnip]

+92

[Catnip]

+93 bishes

[Catnip]

+94
epic whoring.

[Catnip]

+95 big ups to all my haters.

[Catnip]

+96

yall just dont know.

[Revmaynard]

So, do you come in here and talk to yourself?

[Catnip]

+97

like the year of teh GST.

[Catnip]

+98

[Catnip]

+99

[Catnip]

+100

=(

[NAIZBST]

weak

[NAIZBST]

:bump:

[NAIZBST]

:la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la:
:la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la:
:la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la:
:la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la:
:la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la::la:

[Slow Motion]

cgEVAN i see you.....

[Slow Motion]

And you slacked off....you almost had five pages wth. You can't be slackin off like that. In order to be placed in the epic whore section you must complete the full five page minimum. Yeah its gonna take all night and hell yeah it hard. But i did over ten in one night so whats up. Step up....

[hondachik]

good morning my post whores =)

[Slow Motion]

good morning my post whores =)

Mornin I got your money from last night....i think i did good. I had cgEVAN do all the whoring for me though.:ninja:

[hondachik]

Mornin I got your money from last night....i think i did good. I had cgEVAN do all the whoring for me though.:ninja:

thats what I like about him, he does a good job without you having to ask over and over again. I say we keep him for the long run, what about you?

[Slow Motion]

thats what I like about him, he does a good job without you having to ask over and over again. I say we keep him for the long run, what about you?

Thats coo wit me....keeps me from having to whore it out every night.

[hondachik]

me too. I wouldn't be surprised if I did get online one night and see you guys post whoring it up together. yanno, like the good old days. you need to recruit a female for him so they can post whore all night with sexual tension.

[Slow Motion]

me too. I wouldn't be surprised if I did get online one night and see you guys post whoring it up together. yanno, like the good old days. you need to recruit a female for him so they can post whore all night with sexual tension.

Last time I posted all night was when this thing hit 300 I have a lil over ten pages from that night under me right now. And to find a female to post with him, that would make for a good post session....but I wouldn't want to discourage him from posting ever again. He is on the sensitive side.

[hondachik]

Last time I posted all night was when this thing hit 300 I have a lil over ten pages from that night under me right now. And to find a female to post with him, that would make for a good post session....but I wouldn't want to discourage him from posting ever again. He is on the sensitive side.

slow motion for me?

[Slow Motion]

slow motion for me?

:ninja: ...






















:love:

[matthewAPM]

woohoo

[Catnip]

oh congrats to you guys for getting like .00000000000000001 pages.
lol

[bandydesign]

...

[Catnip]

u lame

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Owned/bs.jpg

[NAIZBST]

:boobies:

[Echonova]

Tonight...
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Owned/huhlolchassidysface.jpg

[.:Stirfry:.]

wut it do folks:..

[Echonova]

wut it is brah...

[.:Stirfry:.]

bout to head out to get me sum liquor...for the ladies tonight :idb:

[Echonova]

^^^ See post #6610

[.:Stirfry:.]

oh haha didnt see that.. nice one man

[MistaCee]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Owned/bs.jpg




Yo cant handle both of em










































Lemme help :idb:

[Catnip]

this is gay.

[.:Stirfry:.]

not for me

[Echonova]

this is gay.http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z268/CabooseJHS/ghey.jpg

[Catnip]

here's what I want:

'00 integra GSR
black
maybe a JDM front end
at or under 80k
polished blades
black leather
type R spoiler
5 speed
name brand one piece coilover/shocks
intake manifold
whale penis
wire tuck
name brand header (lol)
buddy club spec 2 cat back
SAFC to tune AF and vtec.
no a/c or ps
six puck stage 2 clutch
short shifter with S2 weighted knob
mugen steering wheel
in-dash DVD player/radio
2 memphis 12"
amp to power them

[hondachik]

get in the bed guys.

[GSRteg®]

What up... :ninja:

[Catnip]

get in the bed guys.

only if it's your bed or you're in my bed.;)

[hondachik]

can I come get in yours?

[Catnip]

can I come get in yours?

maybe...


let me think about it.

[AlliRae]

i want in on this

[Catnip]

most girls do when I'm involved.

[GSRteg®]

most girls do when I'm involved.

... :lmfao:



























:no:

[Catnip]

... :goodjob:



























:yes: :yes:

:doh:

[ahmonrah]

go here and smile!
http://www.break.com/index/death-metal-puppy.html

[Catnip]

go here and smile!
http://www.break.com/index/death-metal-puppy.html

lol, wtf?

[Catnip]

I should try for 1000 tonight!

[Catnip]

maybe ill get it

[hondachik]

dont do it, just get in the bed.

[Catnip]

hot chocolate, I made my mind up, you can join me.

[hondachik]

nope. if it took u 10 minutes to decide, I dont want it. sh!t.:2up:

[Catnip]

nope. if it took u 10 minutes to decide, I dont want it. sh!t.:2up:

except I offered at 12:19

go look. :yes:

[NAIZBST]

:gay:

[hondachik]

I still dun want it. Remedial thang u!!!

[Catnip]

I still dun want it. Remedial thang u!!!

you don't want to watch me crank my peter pan?

:lmfao:

[Catnip]

ok, well... 9 away from 900

[Catnip]

so 7 now? lol.


Im in the club like, heyyy heyyy heyyyy heyyyy heyyy

[Catnip]

5 now

[Catnip]

+100

=(
+101:boobies:

[Catnip]

+101:boobies:


+102:idb:

[Catnip]

+103

[Catnip]

post #901

[Catnip]

post #902

[Catnip]

#903!

[Catnip]

#904 rep me!

[DeeAOne]

i wanna be on page 333! lol

[DeeAOne]

i was the first post on page 100 too!

[Catnip]

#905 Im a {post} whoar

[Catnip]

where you stay JDM?

[Catnip]

fine *****!

[Catnip]

I will own 334, mark my words

[Catnip]

almost to post #6666 in this thread.

[Catnip]

we talkin race cars nikka, this aint no joke.

[Catnip]

jsndkgjnasde

[Catnip]

I <3 myself.

[DeeAOne]

where you stay JDM?lol didnt see this post.

Kathleen.

[Catnip]

I <3 DC tegs

[Catnip]

lol didnt see this post.

Kathleen.

no wonder i never see you. lol


YOU STOLE MY PAGE!!!

[DeeAOne]

what are you driving now? your sig?

[DeeAOne]

no wonder i never see you. lol


YOU STOLE MY PAGE!!! im always in WR though. nothing out in Kathleen. trees and pharmacies. thats it.

[Catnip]

what are you driving now? your sig?

yeah. 97 GST.

[DeeAOne]

dont think ive seen it. i always see the red one lowered on black wheels like yours.

ill just drive by wendy's one day. lmao

[Catnip]

dont think ive seen it. i always see the red one lowered on black wheels like yours.

ill just drive by wendy's one day. lmao


That's my buddy's GST. My GST is the green one always at wendys. lol

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/IMG_2128.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/l_c2fe44fc79bf4ab663be52544ff11225.jpg

[Catnip]

wow, 4 people on here.

[DeeAOne]

lol wow i didnt know you knew him. haha he tried to race one of my friends one day. i dont remember which one though.

[Catnip]

3 people.

[Catnip]

lol wow i didnt know you knew him. haha he tried to race one of my friends one day. i dont remember which one though.

LMAO. he's always trying to race.

I raped a 05ish civic today:D

[DeeAOne]

what did it look like?

[Catnip]

I had two other people besides me in the car too.

bwahaha

[Catnip]

white with black rims and exhaust.

[DeeAOne]

hmm dont think ive seen it. have you ever seen the red sunfire with 10K HID's? thats who i ride with a lot. gas is too high. haha

[Catnip]

i dunno, he started revving and stuff, so I just stayed in 2nd and left him hard after he already took off.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e264/AlwayzSpoolin/GSR-5.jpg

[Catnip]

I want that.

[Catnip]

except with a type R spoiler...

[DeeAOne]

i dunno, he started revving and stuff, so I just stayed in 2nd and left him hard after he already took off.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e264/AlwayzSpoolin/GSR-5.jpglol you raced this? how long ago?

[Catnip]

no, that's the car I want.

[DeeAOne]

oh. well i know where you can get one exactly like it. its probably in a cube right now though seeing as to how it was totaled in november. haha on lake joy rd too.

[Catnip]

oh. well i know where you can get one exactly like it. its probably in a cube right now though seeing as to how it was totaled in november. haha on lake joy rd. too.

yeah, i want a nice one, low mileage, no wrecks, stock, black leather.

[DeeAOne]

have fun looking for one under at least 6K.

[Catnip]

ill have about $3k in addition to the money from the eclipse.:goodjob:

[bandydesign]

another random post...

[VQ35 Star]

more productive
comfortable
not drinking too much
regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
at ease
eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
a patient better driver
a safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
sleeping well (no bad dreams)
no paranoia
careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
favours for favours
fond but not in love
charity standing orders
on sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
car wash (also on sundays)
no longer afraid of the dark
or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
nothing so childish
at a better pace
slower and more calculated
no chance of escape
now self-employed
concerned (but powerless)
an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
will not cry in public
less chance of illness
tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
a good memory
still cries at a good film
still kisses with saliva
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick
that's driven into
frozen winter **** (the ability to laugh at weakness)
calm
fitter, healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics

[Revmaynard]

Way to listen to Ok Computer.

[VQ35 Star]

:D

[Revmaynard]

I bet you weren't expecting that. lol

[Revmaynard]

It started when we were
Little kids free spirits but
Already tormented by our own hands
Given to us by our parents we got together
And wrote on desks and slept in laundry
Rooms near snowy mountains & slipped through
Whatever cracks we can find minds altered
We didn't falter in portraying hysterical
And tragic characters in a smog filled
Universe we loved the dirty city and the
Journeys away from it we had not yet been
Or seen our friends selves chase tails round
And round in downward spiral leaving trail
Of irretrievable vital life juice behind still
The brothersbloodcomradespartnerfamilycuzz
Was impenetrable
And we lived inside it laughing with no clothes
And everything experimental 'till death was
Upon us in our face mortality and
Lots of things seemed futile then but
Love and music can save us and did while
The giant grey monster grew more poisoned
And volatile around us jaws clamping down
And spewing ugly **** around nothing
Is the same so we keep moving.

[VQ35 Star]

red hot chili peppers?

[hondachik]

*sighs* good morning guys:(

[Echonova]

I raped a 05ish civic today:D
NO F*CKING WAY!!!!!!! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! Everyone knows the 05 Civic is nothing more than a street legal racecar. I'd be surprised if the DOT tires could harness a fraction of the Civics’ power. If you really did beat him it's only because he was spinning.

[hondachik]

NO F*CKING WAY!!!!!!! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! Everyone knows the 05 Civic is nothing more than a street legal racecar. I'd be surprised if the DOT tires could harness a fraction of the Civics’ power. If you really did beat him it's only because he was spinning.


.....




sdfu smartass before I punch you in the throat.






but whenever I can, reps

[Echonova]

.....sdfu smartass before I punch you in the throat.
I will choke you while I'm ITB... And you'll like it.



Edit:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to hondachik again.

[hondachik]

I will choke you while I'm ITB... And you'll like it.



Edit:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to hondachik again.


same here...dammit repping system bastards hating on us yo!!!

and I dont like it ITB. But I did see that video for the first time last week. Lmao, I didn't know it was a real song/video. I'm getting me some of those pants that say "what what" on the butt yo.

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/inthebuttgk6.gif

[MistaCee]

^^ My day is ruined

[NAIZBST]

^^ My day is ruined

yep same here

[hondachik]

I like it, lol

[NAIZBST]

you like it idb?

[hondachik]

ooo noo. me like it itp. iptftmfw!!

[jew_boy]

hey cgEvan ive never seen you around warner robins

[NAIZBST]

ooo noo. me like it itp. iptftmfw!!


you never have tried it idb ?

[hondachik]

i have tried, but me no like:(

[Catnip]

hey cgEvan ive never seen you around warner robins


you never go to wendys on moody and russel do you?

lol

[VQ35 Star]

fukin skanks.

[hondachik]

go fall in a well.

[VQ35 Star]

^follow me.

[Catnip]

Like rikkitikkitimbonoseremboonerontombonoserendo.
bam. something like that.

[Catnip]

Like rikkitikkitimbonoseremboonerontombonoserendo.
bam. something like that.

Don't you mean his little brother that fell in the well?

[VQ35 Star]

...huh?

[Catnip]

Don't you mean his little brother that fell in the well?

yep. my bad.

[VQ35 Star]

what in the hell, you would sit here and talk to yourself.

you fukin would.

go make me a baconator!

[hondachik]

Evan...you could find the pics faster if you weren't so busy post whoring to yourself.




and VQ..you fall down and tell me what the water (if any) is like, then I will decide if I want to follow or not.

[VQ35 Star]

water is luke warm.

[hondachik]

water is luke warm.

okay, I'll pass.




*walks off*

[VQ35 Star]

David"s father has three sons : Snap Crackle and _____ ?"

[Catnip]

I don't have any from the last year and a half. Only when I had long hair. I can go fix that though.

[hondachik]

David"s father has three sons : Snap Crackle and _____ ?"

Rick Ross?

[hondachik]

I don't have any from the last year and a half. Only when I had long hair. I can go fix that though.

sdfu & post or PM. hurry up because I'm about to leave soon.

[bandydesign]

wassup everybody?

[Revmaynard]

You in Fayco or ATL?

[Catnip]

sdfu & post or PM. hurry up because I'm about to leave soon.

Maybe you should just expect it later...:D


Answer is David.
lol

[bandydesign]

You in Fayco or ATL?

Fayco still for a bit today

[hondachik]

oo great...my fave post whores are here all here at the same time =)


Evan...pics or GTFO!!!:2up:

[Revmaynard]

I don't have any from the last year and a half. Only when I had long hair. I can go fix that though.

What do you consider long?

[Revmaynard]

Fayco still for a bit today

I think there is a GM/Slowbalt meet at the V at 7:30 tonight.

[bandydesign]

I think there is a GM/Slowbalt meet at the V at 7:30 tonight.

Really? Is there a thread?

[Revmaynard]

Yes, in the events section. I was thinking of going out but I don't even want to drive my GM. Maybe my dad will loan me his 55, he said he might come down here in it tonight.

[jew_boy]

you never go to wendys on moody and russel do you?

lol

nah if i go to wendys it on houston lake it closer to me

[Catnip]

What do you consider long?

I could pull it into my mouth(not that I did)

I guess in the broad scheme of things, it wasn't that long.

[Catnip]

nah if i go to wendys it on houston lake it closer to me

Yeah, I rarely go out there.

[jew_boy]

i might stop by one day

[Catnip]

i might stop by one day

do it. some guy from here in a DA integra came through and we talked for a minute, but I havent seen him again. I see southernGAda pretty often around town though.

[jew_boy]

yeah southernGAda, jdm only and me hang out often we all live near each other

[bandydesign]

ok, Im going to the GM meet today

[Catnip]

I always see him near moody. lol. where y'all at?

Im on 41 between russel and 96 sometimes at my friends house.
otherwise at my house on hatcher.

[jew_boy]

i stay off moody jdm only stays in a neighborhood around the corner from and southernGAda lives of feagin mill

[Catnip]

oh that's cool. we should all meet up at sonic or something one friday or saturday

[jew_boy]

that might be possible in the future

me and jdm only are trying to get his car lowered in the back now, his stock strut ****ed up so we when to a friends and got some civic strut and placed them on accord it some getto sh!t but get the job done for now

[Catnip]

what was he talking about the accord will be able to rape my old mustang soon? he going turbo?

[jew_boy]

in like 10 years

that motor wont hold 2 psi for a minute, were goin to rebuild it in the next month or so

[hondachik]

*ahem*...Evan?

[Catnip]

*ahem*...Evan?

*cough*... hot chocolate.

[jew_boy]

hey Evan i was just talkin to jdm, i asked him about how he said he would rape ur mustang, he tried telling me about ur mustang it i dont seen to remember seeing it you got any pics of it

[hondachik]

hey Evan i was just talkin to jdm, i asked him about how he said he would rape ur mustang, he tried telling me about ur mustang it i dont seen to remember seeing it you got any pics of it


that was a complete run-on sentence.

[Catnip]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/DSC00013-8.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/DSC00014-8.jpg

[jew_boy]

that was a complete run-on sentence.

i could care less if it was a fragment. :D