NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[bdydrpdmazda]

i used to be able to go on 4 hours a day of sleep but their is no point in that while im here. The more i sleep, the faster time goes by

[Humphrizzle]

i've become much more disciplined since the last time i had to search for a job.

6 months back at dominos... 3 years altogether..

i'm supposed to be training mid January for a store manager position where i'll run my own store.. but it's just not something i want to do.

my manager right now is friggin miserable, so have all of my previous managers over the years


i'd rather not follow their lead.

i'll just make this a "it'll get me by" job until something good comes through.

[bdydrpdmazda]

a good job makes life soooo much better

[bdydrpdmazda]

I tried to rep you but ive given too much out in 24 hours FML

[Humphrizzle]

ya its cool.

[bdydrpdmazda]

alright dude, im gonna pass out for a few hours

[Humphrizzle]

Tell me if you think this is right.

I am told I am the best at my job. I manage the store the best, customer service is best, pizza quality is best in the region (15 stores), my marketing and sales are the only only ones coming from the store, and I'm told I'm the reason the store has become positive in sales for the first time in 3 years.

But I'm the least paid manager in the store?

I think it's bull shit.

[Humphrizzle]

Okay, peace.

[Catnip]

Tell me if you think this is right.

I am told I am the best at my job. I manage the store the best, customer service is best, pizza quality is best in the region (15 stores), my marketing and sales are the only only ones coming from the store, and I'm told I'm the reason the store has become positive in sales for the first time in 3 years.

But I'm the least paid manager in the store?

I think it's bull shit.


Sounds like you're their bitch. Tell 'em you fucked their mothers and you deserve a man's pay.

[mmmmpsi]

It's Saturday Bitches! :)

[Double_0_Rusty]

bicthes aint nothing but ho's and tricks

[AdriSciontC]

I'm having a shitty day... ugh stupid work drama makes me want to :cry:

[bdydrpdmazda]

bump

[bdydrpdmazda]

im out you fucking sluts......................... bump!b

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

werd to your mother

[AdriSciontC]

w00t! Only 3 hours and 15 mins left at work!!!! Then nappy time!

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

w00t! Only 3 hours and 15 mins left at work!!!! Then nappy time!

:bump:for being off all weekend :)

[AdriSciontC]

:bump:for being off all weekend :)

Shut your mouth... I'm off 4 days next week tho, so its ok...

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

troof, i work all next week

[AdriSciontC]

UGH I hate rude ass johns creek bitches... esp when they don't do my job and tell me what I need, or don't need to do a port... I'm like BITCH STFU!

[Humphrizzle]

Sounds like you're their bitch. Tell 'em you fucked their mothers and you deserve a man's pay.


LOFUCKINGL

[AdriSciontC]

Bored at work. There are supposed to be two of us at open... I'm the only one here... THEN there isn't a "keyholder" here until 11am... we open at 10am (or are supposed to) cannot do much until the keyholder shows up... Sounds like management is sailing a HUGE FAILBOAT on Sundays.... this happened last Sunday...

[Elbow]

Working with nothing to do ftw.

[Humphrizzle]

i either work at 10am or 3pm..

i think i'll just choose 3pm and go to bed.

[AdriSciontC]

Working with nothing to do ftw.

And getting paid hourly to be on IA... priceless

[mmmmpsi]

Sunday.. kinda bored.. should go "do" something.. Ugh. ;)

[Elbow]

And getting paid hourly to be on IA... priceless

Doesn't get much better then that. :goodjob:

[AdriSciontC]

I would much rather just go home... I could be doing something better with my time... like going back to sleep...

[Elbow]

I would much rather just go home... I could be doing something better with my time... like going back to sleep...

Lets trade spots. :yes:

[AdriSciontC]

Lets trade spots. :yes:

UGH management called... I guess I'm a "keyholder" now, they gave me the code to inventory... not responsibility!!!! OH NOES!

[Elbow]

Post the code.

[Double_0_Rusty]

hai haters

[AdriSciontC]

All I know is I get off work in T minus 5.75 hours....

[lanning]

fuck work

[AdriSciontC]

fuck work

Well when someone engineers a "money tree" I will quit... but until then gotta pay the bills somehow...

[lanning]

same here but im free until tomorrow afternoon

[AdriSciontC]

Going to lunch in about 23 minutes... om nom nom nom nom

[AdriSciontC]

didn't know there was white trash in Johns Creek... a woman just came in and her husband is in a bar getting drunk all day because its his birthday.... I can understand at night going out and partying... but all day on a sunday :dunno:

[jhadleyh]

when in rome

[AdriSciontC]

when in rome

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but cannot take the trailer park out of the girl...

[jhadleyh]

I love me some trailer park ho's....they are willing to do anything.

[roxie911]

I hate seeing people I know and I know they know me so we just keep making awkward glances at each other and don't say anything.

ANNOYING!!

[Psw Jdm]

dasndkljnwlkdlkne

[jhadleyh]

I hate seeing people I know and I know they know me so we just keep making awkward glances at each other and don't say anything.

ANNOYING!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO are you saying you want to be fucked in the butt?

[roxie911]

Yes, jihad, that's EXACTLY what I'm saying :rolleyes:

[jhadleyh]

Good girl.



*RUNS TO GET THE LUBE FOR ROXIE'S BOOOTAY*

[roxie911]

My puppy can't climb the stairs :(

[AdriSciontC]

w00t name change no more confusion about the civic that is non existant

[You_Wish]

you ppl can lick my balls.

[You_Wish]

My puppy can't climb the stairs :(


ill come teach it if i get a prize at the end... :idb:

[jdm>usdm]

I would like to say hello to the guest who is currently viewing this thread.

Hello.

[lanning]

im naked guest

[jdm>usdm]

im naked guest


Dont scare the guest away.


What if he/she never comes back? :(

[lanning]

Dont scare the guest away.


What if he/she never comes back? :(

they always come back

[jdm>usdm]

they always come back


Youre right.



The guest is still lingering.


I guess everything is still ok.

[lanning]

my car is stock height right now and looks like ass

[jdm>usdm]

my car is stock height right now and looks like ass

:(


Those were some dope ass coilovers you were riding on.


But Im glad to hear that you did finally get rid of them, since you wanted to.lol

[lanning]

yeah and it doesn't help i pretty much gave them away either lol well $550 was a good price for them

[Njobe]

damn i miss school. you know the part where you get 3 weeks off, for christmas break. now i wouldn't have to be at work, i would still be sleeping lol

[03RCode]

WHO WANTS MY SC400????

[lanning]

i miss high school

[03RCode]

i miss high school



I MISS YOUR PRETTY FACE <3 <3 <3

[lanning]

awww thats so sweet, you're ready to get rid of the car already

[03RCode]

awww thats so sweet, you're ready to get rid of the car already



Have no choice. Quads broke, GNCC season is right around the corner, and I don't need the car... Trade me your car!

[mmmmpsi]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored.

[bdydrpdmazda]

sup my ninjas

[lanning]

Have no choice. Quads broke, GNCC season is right around the corner, and I don't need the car... Trade me your car!

would love to have it, isnt the interior stripped?

[bdydrpdmazda]

Post...

[lanning]

sup

[bdydrpdmazda]

not shit, got a headache from drinking some cheap vodka...

[jdm>usdm]

Why hello everyone.

[lanning]

hey everybody and guest

[jdm>usdm]

The guest just left.


And good thing too.


Im tired of that guest.

He/she can go fuck themselves.

[bdydrpdmazda]

work again for the 5th straight night

[bdydrpdmazda]

FUCK YOU GUEST!

[lanning]

where did zach go? prolly chattin on teh book of face

[AdriSciontC]

Herro!

[jdm>usdm]

work again for the 5th straight night



Shit blows son.

[lanning]

not feeling the new name

[bdydrpdmazda]

whats up with the name change?

[bdydrpdmazda]

Shit blows son.
12 hour shifts FML

[jdm>usdm]

12 hour shifts FML


One of my buddies works 12 hour night shifts.


That man is straight up nocturnal these days.lol

[AdriSciontC]

No longer have the civic... been gone over a year... and My nickname is Adri... it will grow on you, plus I know I'm a cutie =P no need to boast about it... What should I have changed it to?

[lanning]

its too complicated

[bdydrpdmazda]

No longer have the civic... been gone over a year... and My nickname is Adri... it will grow on you, plus I know I'm a cutie =P no need to boast about it... What should I have changed it to?
umm, civicgurlie

[AdriSciontC]

its too complicated

lol maybe it would have been easier if I put teh before my nickname... and nothing to do with cars...

[mmmmpsi]

FUCK!

RF, ABK, BBI all kicking my ass today..

[AdriSciontC]

umm, civicgurlie

sciongurlie? since I not longer have the civic?

[mmmmpsi]

RISE CHICKEN! Chicken ARISE!!

[lanning]

teh adri i like that lol

[mmmmpsi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ9dtZ8lYww

[bdydrpdmazda]

sciongurlie? since I not longer have the civic?
No, Im saying you should have left it what it was, name changes make things complicated and I think that is where lanning is going with this also

[AdriSciontC]

teh adri i like that lol

LOLLOLOL she tried to befriend me on FB... I was like WTF?!?!?!?!?! Seriously?

[AdriSciontC]

No, Im saying you should have left it what it was, name changes make things complicated and I think that is where lanning is going with this also

Well sorry for making you guys have to think while you're on IA.... :D

[lanning]

lol it will take time but we will get used to it

[AdriSciontC]

mmmmm meclizine is making me loopy and sleepy.... ugh inner ear disorder FTL!

[AdriSciontC]

lol it will take time but we will get used to it

By the time you get used to it I may end up changing it again :ninja:

[lanning]

i just got done watching he is just not that into you on hbo it made me lirl

[AdriSciontC]

i just got done watching he is just not that into you on hbo it made me lirl

It is a very funny movie... I laugh at the woman psyche when I saw it the first time....

[lanning]

it was my first time watching it, i didnt realize how much some girls think about bullshit

[AdriSciontC]

We over analyze EVERYTHING!

[lanning]

lol thats why i dont worry about that stuff anymore, but im off to work

[mmmmpsi]

Role.Models.2008.Bluray.VC1.1080P.5.1.WMV-NOVO

[jhadleyh]

dicks everywhere

[bdydrpdmazda]

im repping everybody

[mmmmpsi]

im repping everybody

Thanks for adding reputation to this user. May you be lucky enough to receive the same Reputation back in turn.

[mmmmpsi]

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/29742/7a068fbad28959d00c027ac05857eeec.jpg

[mmmmpsi]

FAIL.

http://www.lolfbmoments.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cheatin.jpg

[jhadleyh]

lulz

[mmmmpsi]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j45/fxx123/Tiger-1.jpg

[Elbow]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j45/fxx123/Tiger-1.jpg

It was inevitable.

[mmmmpsi]

GOOOOOOOOOOO ABK.. mama needs a vacation! :)

[mmmmpsi]

http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr349/uzzmaan/DSC00264.jpg

[mmmmpsi]

OM God...

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/hilarious_1312.jpg

[Ol' Gregg]

Import Atlanta's thread jacking thread sucks. Im out!!! F U GUYS

[mmmmpsi]

Import Atlanta's thread jacking thread sucks. Im out!!! F U GUYS


Hopefully to get that mullet cut.. damn boy..

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/blwestfl/Forum%20Pics/sun.gif

[mmmmpsi]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7816/angrywoman.gif

[mmmmpsi]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-graphs-downloading-illegally.jpg

[03RCode]

would love to have it, isnt the interior stripped?



No rear seat, still have the door panels. Carpet is still in and everything.

[lanning]

No rear seat, still have the door panels. Carpet is still in and everything.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm clean title? pass emissions?

[03RCode]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm clean title? pass emissions?


Yes and yes... May be working something out for a trade right now, if it falls through I'll hit you up.

[lanning]

Yes and yes... May be working something out for a trade right now, if it falls through I'll hit you up.
mine doesnt have the coilovers on it now, its on stock suspension

[lanning]

bored bump

[Double_0_Rusty]

im tired as hell bump

[lanning]

rusty is gay bump

[Double_0_Rusty]

Lanning, don't test me, son.

[lanning]

do you need a hug bump

[Double_0_Rusty]

perhaps.....my girl lead me on all fucking day, sending me nekkid texts, sayin it was all mine when I got home and shit.......welll now teh bitch is passed the fuck out on the couch from Tylenol PM.....FUCK IT ALL FUCK IT ALL FUCK IT ALL

[lanning]

passed out still means fair game

[AdriSciontC]

Is back from my medicinally induced coma bump....

[lanning]

hai civicgurlie

[AdriSciontC]

hai lanning, friend of the banana man

[lanning]

were not friends, look at his signature *ruuuuuuuuuuns*

[AdriSciontC]

Awe he won't give you the cawk anymore?!

[lanning]

lol naw he just wanted my newds and put me on blast on here

[AdriSciontC]

Give him the n00ds then! You know you miss him! =P

[lanning]

he has them currently lawl

[AdriSciontC]

And he still won't be your friend?!

[lanning]

he quit being my friend after newds were sent :ninja:

[AdriSciontC]

Post newds on here! Everyone else is doing it!

[lanning]

nobody wants to see my double b man bewbies

[AdriSciontC]

Man Bewbies.... where's your BRO at?

[lanning]

just kiddin they are nice tho

[jhadleyh]

mmmm pussy

[Double_0_Rusty]

i loves me some pussy

[Double_0_Rusty]

Is back from my medicinally induced coma bump....

orly?

[AdriSciontC]

I love mah pussy... :ninja: Its dead up in the WL tonight.... ugh I want to do something I've been sleeping the day away due to stupid inner ear problems and now I want to DOOOO something!

[lanning]

did somebody say pewsy

[AdriSciontC]

orly?

Yes I have Meniere's Disease (a vestibular inner ear disorder) that causes vertigo, so when I have a vertigo attack I have to take Meclizine to correct it, and it knocks me the FUCK out!

[lanning]

im ready for a nap

[jhadleyh]

I love mah pussy... :ninja: Its dead up in the WL tonight.... ugh I want to do something I've been sleeping the day away due to stupid inner ear problems and now I want to DOOOO something!


hmmmm

[Double_0_Rusty]

I love mah pussy... :ninja: Its dead up in the WL tonight.... ugh I want to do something I've been sleeping the day away due to stupid inner ear problems and now I want to DOOOO something!

I love it too:ninja: I know what you wanna do.....


Calls Brandon
.....

[AdriSciontC]

I love it too:ninja: I know what you wanna do.....


Calls Brandon
.....

Please call him and ask his ass why he hasn't responded to mah text about tomorrow!

[jhadleyh]

Please call him and ask his ass why he hasn't responded to mah text about tomorrow!


I already talked to him and he said he would gladly hump you in the butt with no lube. :goodjob:

[AdriSciontC]

I already talked to him and he said he would gladly hump you in the butt with no lube. :goodjob:

Um yeah thats an exit only hehe but I was referring to hiking! :tongue1:

[jhadleyh]

Um yeah thats an exit only hehe but I was referring to hiking! :tongue1:



oh....yeah he didn't say anything about hiking

[Double_0_Rusty]

Please call him and ask his ass why he hasn't responded to mah text about tomorrow!


K, just spoke with him. He said the hiking thing wasn't going to happen. And also gave me permisson to make love to you, true story.



:idb: :lmfao:

[AdriSciontC]

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/147/7/a/Butters_What_What_by_Khymera.png

What what in the butt....

[AdriSciontC]

The never-ending laundry ensues!

[turbolaser6]

im making history!!!

[lanning]

lies

[turbolaser6]

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/147/7/a/Butters_What_What_by_Khymera.png

What what in the butt....

YALL CRAZY

[AdriSciontC]

Why thank you!

[lanning]

im bored as shit and my hand is bleeding from punching shit at work lol

[AdriSciontC]

Why are you being violent?!

[lanning]

lol it was an "accident"

[AdriSciontC]

uh huh....

[lanning]

lol i smashed my thumb and aparently whatever i hit was like razor sharp

[jhadleyh]

tard

[lanning]

shut it before i shut it for you justin

[jhadleyh]

bring it bitch

[AdriSciontC]

You have fun hurting yourself.... and I'm gonna go play WoW...

[lanning]

ohhhhh its already been broughten

[jhadleyh]

ohhhhh its already been broughten



No it hasn't!!!! I felt nothing come my way biotch

[lanning]

I felt nothing
thats what she said

[lanning]

ttt

[jhadleyh]

I put insurance on the Expedition and am now driving it. lulz

[lanning]

thats cool sir still no tahoe?

[jhadleyh]

thats cool sir still no tahoe?


Na no tahoe yet. Im waiting on my grandfather to buy my piece of shit mom a vehicle then I get mine back

I finally cleaned the damn thing and it came out pretty good looking for not being washed for a year.

[lanning]

it looks straight i would rock it

[jhadleyh]

I hate it

[lanning]

why

[jhadleyh]

because im used to my tahoe and it's 1000x nicer than this thing

[lanning]

lol i miss my jeep right now bc my integra is lifted back up, i wouldnt mind getting something bigger right now

[AdriSciontC]

thats what she said

That's def not something you would want her to say...

[jhadleyh]

buy my my truck fool

[jhadleyh]

That's def not something you would want her to say...


Tell your sig to stop staring at me.

[lanning]

That's def not something you would want her to say...
i dont care what she says, just sayin

buy my my truck fool
not something that big, NO HOMO

[AdriSciontC]

Tell your sig to stop staring at me.

It can see into your soul...

[jhadleyh]

It can see into your soul...


Does it see when I have a boner?

[lanning]

*tea bags her pictar*

[AdriSciontC]

Does it see when I have a boner?

It's not freakin Santa Claus....

[jhadleyh]

It's not freakin Santa Claus....


Can I haz vagina

[lanning]

It's not freakin Santa Claus....
reps cause i lol'd

[AdriSciontC]

Mmmm caramel macchiato.... Soy makes it even better!

[jhadleyh]

hush up yo mouf

[95alty]

lol J

[jhadleyh]

what?

[jhadleyh]

BAM BITCHES 7000 POSTS. WHERE MUH REPS AT?

[AdriSciontC]

mmmm that caramel macchiato was delicious!

[AdriSciontC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8

[Elbow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Took me a few to even realize what that was from and it says it. :doh:

[AdriSciontC]

I'm going out for a run, in 33 degree weather, while it feels like 25 degrees... ugh thats devotion...

[jhadleyh]

poop

[lanning]

ttt

[jhadleyh]

suuuuuuuuuuuuup

[lanning]

still at work txtn whores

[jhadleyh]

hells yeah

[lanning]

get drunk, do a line, pop a bean and bite down

[jhadleyh]

I repped joo

[lanning]

thank you sir +11 for you all homo

[DB4LYFE ™]

I repped jooo

~DB4LYFE

[lanning]

damn im getting reppd like i posted newds and ish

[AdriSciontC]

Nice... maybe you should...

[mchschase27]

anybody know anybody looking to sell a 4 door da? if so, PM IMMEDIATELY

[blaknoize]

I gotz a big cock

[blaknoize]

I gotz a big cock


I have to agree with this post :yes:

[blaknoize]

I gotz a big cock

u8myore0 may also agree, but she may agree to disagree

[03RCode]

anybody know anybody looking to sell a 4 door da? if so, PM IMMEDIATELY


You need my SC.

[blaknoize]

hey 03RCode, I've always wondered where exactly 2 Buslengths in front of me was....

Where is it?

[03RCode]

hey 03RCode, I've always wondered where exactly 2 Buslengths in front of me was....

Where is it?


~70' directly in front of you.

[blaknoize]

~70' directly in front of you.

before 1970? ( + ~ , or ~ - ) ?

Answer it!!

[mchschase27]

You need my SC.

no i need teh 4 door da.

[Humphrizzle]

i like turtles

[bdydrpdmazda]

herro....

[Humphrizzle]

hai!

[bdydrpdmazda]

bump!

[punkr6]

In....

[bdydrpdmazda]

Avenged sevenfolds drummer died

[punkr6]

Avenged sevenfolds drummer died

hummm...

[neon_ert3]

that sux

[03RCode]

before 1970? ( + ~ , or ~ - ) ?

Answer it!!



If I was doing approx. 1970 I would have done ~'70, however ~70' is approx 70 feet.

[jhadleyh]

Avenged sevenfolds drummer died




ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

[bdydrpdmazda]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
yeah, i made a thread about it but it got deleted :dunno:

[lanning]

its bc IA MGT says your threads suck ass

[bdydrpdmazda]

its bc IA MGT says your threads suck ass
you suck ass, that is some bullshit though

[lanning]

IA isn't a place for mid twenties white males :(

[blaknoize]

If I was doing approx. 1970 I would have done ~'70, however ~70' is approx 70 feet.

In theory, however, your approx. is incorrect. It should be no more or less than 71 feet

[blaknoize]

IA isn't a place for mid twenties white males :(


This....

[jhadleyh]

black

[lanning]

This....


black
eye iz blak

[jhadleyh]

your car is black and that's about it.

[lanning]

how dare you call my car the fuckin n word jihad

[jhadleyh]

shut up whitey

[lanning]

i will rip that towel off your head and shove it down your brown throat camel jockey... no racise

[jhadleyh]

i will rip that towel off your head and shove it down your brown throat camel jockey... no racise


you sure about that?

[lanning]

yeah i didnt mean it

[oneSLOWex]

http://1990toys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/racist-toy.jpg

these are racise! LOL

[lanning]

it looks like kelseys pussy in the form of glasses

[jhadleyh]

it looks like kelseys pussy in the form of glasses


who is this KELSEY you speak of?