NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[oneSLOWex]

ah shut up slow
your just a whore!!!!!


LOL yeah....and? hahaha i get bored

[NVEOUS]

I hear ya man well ill be back in about 30 minutes lol so i don get in trouble again.

[oneSLOWex]

LOL

[NVEOUS]

bwahahaha i told you id be back!!

[oneSLOWex]

LOl not busy today?

[NVEOUS]

not really just doing this in spurts lol i cant let gtr catch me

[oneSLOWex]

LULz


HES BEHIND YOU!

[gtrmonkey]

I will catch you it my misson today. ANd nuttin will stop my mission.

Unless my boss aka (My mom, comes and starts being nosy again, I wish I never made a 0.0 gpa in college)

[gtrmonkey]

But I will catch you

[oneSLOWex]

dookiez.com

[gtrmonkey]

See what I am doin here. HAHAHAHHA

Catching you

[gtrmonkey]

HAHAHAHA I OWNS ANOTHER PAGE IN THIS THREAD.


SLOWLy CATCHING YOU

[gtrmonkey]

Mother fuckers I am on a roll

[oneSLOWex]

catching me? LOL you needs to try harder foo

[gtrmonkey]

Wait gotz to keep this on topic. LOL

[gtrmonkey]

No Nevous. lol I am going to catch you on the weekends though. Since that when you don't post

[oneSLOWex]

this has no topic....OMG what do we do

[gtrmonkey]

:tongue1:

[gtrmonkey]

this has no topic....OMG what do we do

Where all going to get banned

[oneSLOWex]

OH FUX....ima run and hide LOL

[oneSLOWex]

RAWR

[gtrmonkey]

LOL The Sherk is coming after us.

[NVEOUS]

Oh but now i have nothing to do on the weekends and I WILL post. Even if you do pass me. It wont be for long. Bwahahahahahah.

[gtrmonkey]

Oh but I will, Pass you.

[NVEOUS]

Yea but thats because i havent been posting the past month!!! hahaha

[gtrmonkey]

HOw do expect to keep ahead when I can post 2x in a row

[gtrmonkey]

Yea but thats because i havent been posting the past month!!! hahaha
Fuck your ninja. lol

and Fuck your whoring tatics. I was banned for a day.

[gtrmonkey]

lol

[NVEOUS]

well technically i've been banned for the whole month. hahaha
I am the master. If i had been posting this whole time I would be 500 posts under slow

[gtrmonkey]

YEa I know. lol

I wish I could post more

[oneSLOWex]

hahahahaahah

[gtrmonkey]

You be stealing my pages son.

[NVEOUS]

I hit 1600 finally hahahaha

[gtrmonkey]

BABBABABBABABB

[oneSLOWex]

2961

[gtrmonkey]

Only a couple of more

[gtrmonkey]

Um bop dink a dank I do bop

[NVEOUS]

your just posting random stuff lol that doesn't count!! (Fmylife)

[gtrmonkey]

1600

[NVEOUS]

Im still in front but not for long :(

[gtrmonkey]

If that number goes up it counts,

[NVEOUS]

haha yea i know

[gtrmonkey]

LOL, well your have like an hour to whore when I have to go get lunch for the office

[gtrmonkey]

I am alsmost there

[NVEOUS]

yea but i will be gone to luch as well!

[oneSLOWex]

what u having for lunch?

[oneSLOWex]

free reps to you guys...


*sigh* You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to NVEOUS again.

[gtrmonkey]

neuvous your going to be a ahead for a while now I go a compute wi the BOD that I got to fix

[oneSLOWex]

huh

[oneSLOWex]

useless posting again lol

[osnap]

vagina.

[oneSLOWex]

pussy

[jhadleyh]

sup fellas

[oneSLOWex]

sup fellas

nada....

+reps to you since that one square is lookin lonely

[jhadleyh]

haha thanks i had 2 yesterday and then all of the sudden QD decides to give me bad reps....:thinking:

[oneSLOWex]

haha thanks i had 2 yesterday and then all of the sudden QD decides to give me bad reps....:thinking:

uh oh

[jhadleyh]

yeah wtf is up with that

[oneSLOWex]

dunno lol what did you do?

[jhadleyh]

i dunno he gave me the bad reps in the (bang my wife thread) but he didnt even post in it

[NVEOUS]

LOL hmmm sounds like you did something to piss him off.

[jdm>usdm]

i dunno he gave me the bad reps in the (bang my wife thread) but he didnt even post in it

lol

[oneSLOWex]

LULz didnt you start that thread?

[NVEOUS]

where did gtr go??

[NVEOUS]

yes yes he did

[oneSLOWex]

where did gtr go??

think he said he had to do work for a bit or something

[NVEOUS]

uh oh i think i may just pull away from him again lol what do you guys think??

[NVEOUS]

ah ok gives me time to get my post count up lol

[jdm>usdm]

UNDERGLOW FTW


really?:headslap:

[gtrmonkey]

I am fixing Computers now. I blows big balls one go a Blue screen of Death. AGGHHH

Can't whore as much

[jhadleyh]

LULz didnt you start that thread?

haha yeah i did...maybe he just thought it was a waste of a thread

[oneSLOWex]

uh oh i think i may just pull away from him again lol what do you guys think??

you can doooooooooo eeeeeetttt!!

[gtrmonkey]

Motherfuck You won't I will be up all nite agian post whoring the shit out of this thread.

[NVEOUS]

Im gonnna try to lol

[NVEOUS]

damn it he's back :( I need mod powas

[jdm>usdm]

Post count is overrated

[gtrmonkey]

whoring while waiting for this shit to burn. God I love this Forumn

[NVEOUS]

lol well I was whorin it up about a month ago and then got in trouble at work so i had to lay off of it for a little while. now im doing it in spurts

[gtrmonkey]

Fuck your post count bitch

[jhadleyh]

whoring while waiting for this shit to burn. God I love this Forumn

dont we all

[oneSLOWex]

fuck your face lol

[oneSLOWex]

closer to 3k lol

[jhadleyh]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....th at is all

[gtrmonkey]

lol

[gtrmonkey]

oh snap

[jhadleyh]

ive been trying to post as much as possible...just because i have nothing else to do id like to have 1000 posts b4 i go to basic training in may

[NVEOUS]

damnit

[NVEOUS]

must post fastar!!!!!!:cry:

[jhadleyh]

post

[NVEOUS]

yup yup

[jhadleyh]

post post

[NVEOUS]

post some moar!!!! lol

[oneSLOWex]

LOL

[jhadleyh]

post post post

[NVEOUS]

my page bitch!!!!

[jhadleyh]

postpost post post post post post post post post post post post post post

[gtrmonkey]

you fuckin whore

[oneSLOWex]

JUDY CHOPPIN FOOLS

[NVEOUS]

the things that i would do to the girls in my sig!!!

[jhadleyh]

i have diarrhea on your page bish

[NVEOUS]

random posting FTMFW son!!

[oneSLOWex]

the things that i would do to the girls in my sig!!!

wow....no shit dude

[NVEOUS]

ahahahahahah @jhad

[NVEOUS]

wow....no shit dude

The one on the left>than Von D :yes: :yes:

[jhadleyh]

if only we could get them together so they could have sweet tatted up lesbian sex

[NVEOUS]

I would love to just watch!!! lol

[NVEOUS]

Im hungry

[jhadleyh]

yeah that would be awesome im sure at some point though my horny ass would end up running behind one of them and bury my cock in da booty

[NVEOUS]

and i have no ride to get something to eat.

[NVEOUS]

lol I would only do that if they wanted me to join!!

[jhadleyh]

eat a steak i just did

[NVEOUS]

and i have no monies:cry: I fail

[jhadleyh]

and i have no ride to get something to eat.

why no car

[gtrmonkey]

I want to see the thrid star

[NVEOUS]

another page thats mine f00!!

[jhadleyh]

you could always whore yourself out to fat bitches

[oneSLOWex]

hahahahaha

[jhadleyh]

another page thats mine f00!!


JOO BASTARD

[NVEOUS]

It blew the tranny so i gave it back to them. LOL

[NVEOUS]

you could always whore yourself out to fat bitches

Fat girls need love too. THey love teh cock!!

[jhadleyh]

oh....well that sucks....get a huffy nukka

[NVEOUS]

Posting here

[NVEOUS]

again

[jhadleyh]

Fat girls need love too. THey love teh cock!!

yep you could charge em for da luv though...its a win win. You bust a nut, make a fat chick happy, and get paid:lmfao:

[NVEOUS]

oh....well that sucks....get a huffy nukka

Too much work. I think im gonna get a chevy extreme and a bike!!:idb: :idb:

[jhadleyh]

nom nom nom

[NVEOUS]

yep you could charge em for da luv though...its a win win. You bust a nut, make a fat chick happy, and get paid:lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: reps

[oneSLOWex]

joo fools post too much lol

[jhadleyh]

by bike do you mean motorcycle...i just sold my zx10 about a month ago

[NVEOUS]

and again

[NVEOUS]

yes by bike i mean motorcycle. I wanna go fast!

[NVEOUS]

joo fools post too much lol

And j00 post too little. hahhaha im gonna post this afternoon too!! you wait and see.

[NVEOUS]

yet another page ......................MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[jhadleyh]

yes by bike i mean motorcycle. I wanna go fast!


shti will kill you son...although goin fast is fun. I topped mine out 2 or 3 times on the way to florida..but after a while 186mph gets old and joo just wanna go faster

[NVEOUS]

shti will kill you son...although goin fast is fun. I topped mine out 2 or 3 times on the way to florida..but after a while 186mph gets old and joo just wanna go faster

I hear that man. But that shit would scare the hell outta me. lol

[NVEOUS]

half way to 1700 hahahaha

[jhadleyh]

yeah its def scary but shit its a rush like no other...now im ready to build a car that will run with a liter bike....now thats badass

[NVEOUS]

all these people in here and no posting tisk tisk

[NVEOUS]

yea i've seen a few that could run with a r1 that is badass

[jhadleyh]

they cant hang they just wanna watch us post it up

[jhadleyh]

yea i've seen a few that could run with a r1 that is badass

yeah im on a forum called clubna-t.com and one of the mods has a sc300 that beat a r1...i think the vid is on youtube.

[NVEOUS]

im tellin ya man. Its sad

[NVEOUS]

sc300 are sleepers man. put a 2jz in that thing and watch it go bye bye.

[jhadleyh]

all you bitches post or GTFO

[NVEOUS]

i see gtr down there being all :ninja: trying to learn teh ways of a true whore!!

[oneSLOWex]

LOL

[jhadleyh]

sc300 are sleepers man. put a 2jz in that thing and watch it go bye bye.

yes sir im gettin one in january and will be doing a gte swap wit da 6speed :boobies:

[NVEOUS]

slow is gone too. HMMMMMMMMM i wonder what is going on here.

[gtrmonkey]

Mother lol, I beening Lurking form the best

[NVEOUS]

yes sir im gettin one in january and will be doing a gte swap wit da 6speed :boobies:

Nice man. And slow decides to show back up and make me look like a jack ass lol

[jhadleyh]

what you laughing at oneslowex you betta start postin or im gonna KILL YOU

[gtrmonkey]

I am tryin to whore and repair computer it not working

[NVEOUS]

Mother lol, I beening Lurking form the best

LOL :gay:

[gtrmonkey]

I ownz this page

[NVEOUS]

awe you poor thing. YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oneSLOWex]

useless posting FTMFW

[NVEOUS]

but i got the two before this one f00!!!!!!!

[NVEOUS]

useless posting FTMFW
you keep going and ocmming whats the dealio??

[jhadleyh]

aaaa shit i gotta take a dump....be right back






















*runs to da bathroom holding ass*

[oneSLOWex]

you keep going and ocmming whats the dealio??

lol they keep giving me stuff to do...such BS hahah

[gtrmonkey]

Dude I own like 7 pages 2 in a row mothre fucker

[NVEOUS]

post post post post!!!!

[NVEOUS]

i own page 1500 bish!!! hahahaha and two in a row since i been postin!!!

[NVEOUS]

yadda yadda yadda and that sucks slow. Im "working" through my lunch

[jhadleyh]

i feel betta now

[oneSLOWex]

i hate mother fuckin idiots calling in who can use the GD internet! FUCK!!

[NVEOUS]

blah

[jhadleyh]

well tell em how you feel but whisper so you dont get fired

[oneSLOWex]

srsly.... go here www.airlineconsolidator.com is it that fuckin hard?

[NVEOUS]

i hate mother fuckin idiots calling in who can use the GD internet! FUCK!!

Some people just don't know the way my friend.

[NVEOUS]

lol i can just imagine that.
(hello, whispers use the gah damn interwebz!!)

[jhadleyh]

hey wheres your number to call is it on the website



edit: i finally ownz a page bow down mafuckas

[oneSLOWex]

lol i can just imagine that.
(hello, whispers use the gah damn interwebz!!)


MUFUCKA! its 2009....use teh webz!

[gtrmonkey]

Dude it too complex I am calling your work

[oneSLOWex]

hey wheres your number to call is it on the website

Yes lol but im not telling you my name! hahaha

[NVEOUS]

lol you just messed up lol

[oneSLOWex]

lol wait like 10 min and call in and ask for Chris

[NVEOUS]

Yes lol but im not telling you my name! hahaha

But i know your name!!!!!! ahahahahah

[gtrmonkey]

I will just ask for oneSLOWex.

[NVEOUS]

almost to 1700 f00

[jhadleyh]

ah cmon tell me your name and we will see if you can figure out if its me or a real customer....i might not call today...might be tommorow ....or might be a week from now

[oneSLOWex]

Harry Beavers

[jhadleyh]

k so ill ask for harry beavers

[TheGodfather]

I have some growth in between my legs.

It's about 4 inches long and 10 inches wide, with 2 cream filled cadburry eggs attached.

What is this?

[jhadleyh]

m on hod you guys have teh gayest hold music eva

[gtrmonkey]

Wait is Chris your name. lol

[gtrmonkey]

I am going to call later on and say my current post count then hang up

[jhadleyh]

yea he said his name is chris

[oneSLOWex]

LOL! who called?

[jhadleyh]

so aaaa im thinking bout goin to Australia

[gtrmonkey]

The other guy not me. Because I don't have access to a phone right now

[oneSLOWex]

LOL!! he goes.. hey whats that forum you are on all the time? he said someone was like ima go post on import atlanta more hahaha

[NVEOUS]

lol ;yall are gay.

[NVEOUS]

posting some more :)

[gtrmonkey]

Was he mad.

[NVEOUS]

isn't it close to lunch for you slow??????

[oneSLOWex]

Was he mad.

lol he was laughing

[NVEOUS]

im board!!! trak kittah is watching j00!!

[jhadleyh]

actually that was a good price on the trip yu quoted me...me and my bitch were planning on goin to australia next year....so ill just use u for the setting up of that shit

[oneSLOWex]

isn't it close to lunch for you slow??????


go to lunch at 2 me so hungry

[NVEOUS]

hahahah

[oneSLOWex]

actually that was a good price on the trip yu quoted me...me and my bitch were planning on goin to australia next year....so ill just use u for the setting up of that shit

lol who you talk to?

[NVEOUS]

we all get the hook up hahaha

[jhadleyh]

you are always hungry....bring a sack lunch nukka

[jhadleyh]

lol who you talk to?

i talked to you:thinking:

[gtrmonkey]

LOL, I might call to get a plane ticket to Vancouver

[NVEOUS]

thats what i gotta start doin. Watchin the calories. Gotta get in shape before i move tto ORLANDO bishes

[oneSLOWex]

i talked to you:thinking:

lies! LOL

[NVEOUS]

girls girls girls girls and more girls!!

[gtrmonkey]

lol

[oneSLOWex]

you are always hungry....bring a sack lunch nukka

lol i talk about being hungry all the time but i try not to eat constantly

[NVEOUS]

I think im talkin to myself here.

[gtrmonkey]

thats what i gotta start doin. Watchin the calories. Gotta get in shape before i move tto ORLANDO bishes
Need a roomate

[jhadleyh]

no....really i did. unless there is 2 chris's that work at your job

[NVEOUS]

i pwns this page nukka

[TheGodfather]

I have some growth in between my legs.

It's about 4 inches long and 10 inches wide, with 2 cream filled cadburry eggs attached.

What is this?

:dunno:

[NVEOUS]

Need a roomate
Not sure why you ask??

[oneSLOWex]

:dunno:

LOL wtf

[NVEOUS]

:dunno:
Your moms vaj hair????





oh oh oh the zohans bush???

[jhadleyh]

the only thing you own is........well i cant think of anything right now but i will get back to you on that....and what i say will make you cry

[gtrmonkey]

I might move there or North Carliona, For going to techincal school

[NVEOUS]

with dingleberrys from her periods??

[NVEOUS]

I might move there or North Carliona, For going to techincal school

UTI????

[gtrmonkey]

LOL wtf


512 buck to Vancouver is not that bad. Man

[jhadleyh]

with dingleberrys from her periods??


you are fuckin sick in the head

[gtrmonkey]

UTI????
YEa

[NVEOUS]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[NVEOUS]

That is what im going to ORLANDO for man.

[gtrmonkey]

LOL... you and me are the same boat lol

[jhadleyh]

I want to own the next page goddamnit

[NVEOUS]

you me and my buddy should just room together. They have 3 bedroom apartments cheap man.

[jhadleyh]

post

[TheGodfather]

My bowels haven't moved in 2 weeks.

[jhadleyh]

haha YES I OWNZ THIS BISH what now

[NVEOUS]

I want to own the next page goddamnit
Thats not gonna happen f00. Its mine

[gtrmonkey]

Sound good I will yet you know if I go down the orlando campus, I am not sure which one.

[jhadleyh]

My bowels haven't moved in 2 weeks.


thats not good you need to go get some shit vacuumed out of your ass

[NVEOUS]

damnit!!



And when are you wanting to go gtr?

[oneSLOWex]

fuckie fuckie

[jhadleyh]

Thats not gonna happen f00. Its mine

to late bish

[TheGodfather]

Orlando?!

UCF or Valencia?

[NVEOUS]

thats not good you need to go get some shit vacuumed out of your ass

x2 on that one or get some fiber in you son!!!! that will make you go!!

[NVEOUS]

Orlando?!

UCF or Valencia?

What you talkin bout??

[gtrmonkey]

Probably in July man. What about you. I got a beach trip planned with this girl that got a Bf, But her BF isn't comming.

[NVEOUS]

only 4 more posts

[TheGodfather]

What you talkin bout??

some ho said orlando campus.

[jhadleyh]

yeah if your not pooping something is wrong...when i started military school there were no bathroom stalls so i didnt shit for like a week and it ended up making me pretty sick

[TheGodfather]

x2 on that one or get some fiber in you son!!!! that will make you go!!

yo real talk, metamucil is the best invention eva.

[gtrmonkey]

UTI that the campus where talking about

[NVEOUS]

Probably in July man. What about you. I got a beach trip planned with this girl that got a Bf, But her BF isn't comming.

thats when i plan on going down there man. Right before the semester starts. I need to apply and all and get my shit ready to go.

[TheGodfather]

UTI that the campus where talking about

oh ok, that was my next guess.

my buddy went ther.