NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[IMPORTchic]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

[Catnip]

me= bored

[Psycho]

Time for me to play some counter strike
Pew Pew!!

[Catnip]

it's not over tonight, just give me one more chance to make it right.

[GSRteg®]

What it be... :D

[GSRteg®]

it's not over tonight, just give me one more chance to make it right.

.....................GO!

[X-Runner]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

your face? :thinking: :yes:

[Catnip]

im bored.

[Zodiac]

the cake is a lie

[Buttons]

Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so? So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest **** she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each. And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite. Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.

[Psycho]

^I'm not gonna read all that

[slostang]

I think 81911SC hacked into autumn's profile.

[slostang]

I have a flash light with 9 led's.

[osnap]

im postwhoring to post #3,000 and then going to bed

[osnap]

...so yeah.

[DeeAOne]

i should go hit up some drifting in forza. yeah, that would be fun...

[osnap]

nah you should work on getting to 3,001 posts so you can be awesome like me. also worth noting: osnap has a big wang, according to mah rep barz. so true.

[DeeAOne]

eh, ill take forza. lol

[slostang]

OSNAP 3,709

[slostang]

goin to bed bump...

[k20siboii]

chyeahs i got sloppy 23273

[FasTech]

OSNAP 3,709

I sware everyday I look at your post count, you have another 500! But I haven't been in here in like two days, WTF is going on!

[Sol-Badguy]

bleh.

[FasTech]

cgEvan you gonna go to the track this weekend?

[Sol-Badguy]

slovic-fcc

Total Posts: 3,709 (32.66 posts per day)
The hell??

[Catnip]

cgEvan you gonna go to the track this weekend?


I'm broke as hell... and when i pay my insurance (soooooon), I'm gonna be even worse. lol

[Catnip]

that's a no, fyi.

[Catnip]

im rockin 2g wheels on the back at the moment. w0000t

[FasTech]

I'm broke as hell... and when i pay my insurance (soooooon), I'm gonna be even worse. lol


Yea I might not be able to make it this weekend!

[blaknoize]

blah blah blah....and then I went to bed.

Bout time ur azz did. All that garbage just to tell us that. :gay:

[EmminoDaGreat]

lots of pages to go...

[blaknoize]

^naw, justa few more.

[SOHC MONSTER]

Almost there... Not so much

[Catnip]

Girls ftmfl. =(

[Catnip]

broken up, deep inside, but you won't get to see the tears i cried, behind these hazel eyes!

[Catnip]

I'm prairie dogging, it's FTL.

[Catnip]

I kissed a girl, and I like it.

[Catnip]

i dont even know her name.

[Catnip]

http://www.nudestarz.net/raven-riley/hot-ass/01.jpg

[Catnip]

I'm all alone!

[Catnip]

I'm hitting it tonight...

[slostang]

*yawn*

[Catnip]

5k that is

[slostang]

I'll go to 3,750

[Catnip]

damnnnnn my brother.

[Catnip]

13 more

[Catnip]

twelveeeeee

[slostang]

I got my hair cut today.

[Catnip]

elEVAN.

[Catnip]

I got my hair cut today.

good thing, you were beginning to look like a bish.







:D kidddding.

[slostang]

I look like a mid 20's lesbian.

[Catnip]

lol.

[Catnip]

8 more

[Catnip]

sEVAN

[slostang]

when you gettin teh tune?

[Catnip]

sex. i mean six.

[Catnip]

when you gettin teh tune?


when i sell teh camaroooo

[Catnip]

fo mo.

[Catnip]

thrEEEEEE

[Catnip]

three now? someone deleted one of my posts!

[slostang]

3,750 :bump:

[Catnip]

160 on the dash, but ima do TWO

[Catnip]

ONE is the loneliest number...

[slostang]

goin to bed.

I bumped the comaro thread evan.

[Catnip]

So you might know my camaro?

[Zeeb]

buddudnt

[Catnip]

la la

[slostang]

I might know it.

[Echonova]

One day I'm gonna be a mod, and my first act will be to erase this thread.

[Zeeb]

Hahahaha Good luck. You'll never be a mod now.

[Echonova]

Dammit!!! Ima go cut myself.:(

[Zodiac]

Yay.

[Zeeb]

wait for me.

[Zodiac]

therapist.

[Zeeb]

Healing.




:ninja:word association time :ninja:

[Zodiac]

Touch.

[Zeeb]

finger

[Zodiac]

Ring

[IMPORTchic]

wedding? lol

[Zeeb]

party

[Zodiac]

celebration.

[IMPORTchic]

graduation

[Zeeb]

high school

[IMPORTchic]

youngins

[Zeeb]

pedophyle

[eViLMunkey]

Chris Hansen

[Zodiac]

television

[IMPORTchic]

discovery health

[DaMaGe ZWK]

wtf?

[Zeeb]

OMG

[IMPORTchic]

zach

[eViLMunkey]

FTW

[IMPORTchic]

real boy! lol

[DaMaGe ZWK]

so this is where people get their post count up

[IMPORTchic]

haha nahhhh

[Zeeb]

hahaha yeaaaa

[IMPORTchic]

Okay =(

[DaMaGe ZWK]

you going to the car show sat sic?

[IMPORTchic]

you going to the car show sat sic?

What car show?!

[Catnip]

Im going...





















to the bathroom!

[Zodiac]

discovery health

lmao.

[blaknoize]

ludo? wtf

[blaknoize]

SHUT UP importchic, for I rub my balls on ya forehead...



























TWICE

[Zodiac]

you wont do it

[IMPORTchic]

BRING IT!!!!

[X-Runner]

You would like it to much... lol

[FasTech]

hahahahahahaha, shut up!...lol I just kid

[slostang]

I got an interview Friday morning :D :bump: :D

[FasTech]

I got an interview Friday morning :D :bump: :D

Hope it goes good!

[FasTech]

Why is it so dead tonight in here? RLD most be packed tonight...lol

[slostang]

Hope it goes good!


thanks man. its at advance auto.

[GSRteg®]

... :ninja:

[FasTech]

thanks man. its at advance auto.

You know you gonna hit me up with discounts......lol

[X-Runner]

You know you gonna hit me up with discounts......lol

lol I get discounts at every dealership and parts store

[FlipKing]

Good, Go to nissan and get me the massive bolt that holds on my lower control arm to my chassis. for teh discount. k.thx. :)

[slostang]

You know you gonna hit me up with discounts......lol


IF I get the job.

[FasTech]

lol I get discounts at every dealership and parts store


Well aren't you just a lucky one!...lol

[FlipKing]

So with any luck, my baby will be back on the road by this weekend :) I cant wait. :bannana: :bannana: :bannana:

[FasTech]

So with any luck, my baby will be back on the road by this weekend :) I cant wait. :bannana: :bannana: :bannana:




Cool, take it back to the track and break it again......lol I was there that night though, I didn't know what the heck was going on with your car.

[FasTech]

IF I get the job.



I went to a interview one time drunk, but still got the Job.....lol

[FlipKing]

My tranny and motor were torquing in my enginebay,lol, so I just took that time to fix all teh problems. Yeah, I'm faster than that, I promise,hahah

[slostang]

I went to a interview one time drunk, but still got the Job.....lol


nice! I gots connections so if everything goes right I should get this. I've been trying to get on with advance forever and now is my shot. :goodjob:

[FasTech]

Well I hope you get it bro! My buddy Travis needs to get me on at Bumper-to-Bumper! Said he would try when they start hiring..... It would be nice to get discounts though

[FasTech]

@ slovic-fcc, bro you need to redo your sig with the new rims!

[RandomGuy]

l,ol

[FasTech]

Sh!t, why is it so dead tonight?

[WhiteAccord]

Finally get to post something on this thread... Kinda dead for tonight.

[FasTech]

Finally get to post something on this thread... Kinda dead for tonight.


You ain't kidin'

[k20siboii]

i am 23379

[FasTech]

hahahahahahahah, shut up! I jus kid.

[Catnip]

stfu btchezzzzz

[slostang]

@ slovic-fcc, bro you need to redo your sig with the new rims!


eh, its goin in to the paint booth next Friday. so I waitin for the paint.

[03RCode]

Hai Guyz.

[Catnip]

nah

[blaknoize]

BRING IT!!!!

ITS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTED

[Zeeb]

shytay

[FasTech]

eh, its goin in to the paint booth next Friday. so I waitin for the paint.


Cool, hope they don't fuk it up!.....lol

[slostang]

^^ nah a friend is doing it

(not in his driveway)

[Cyclonehatch]

how did i miss this thread?

[Zeeb]

I have no idea...

[Cyclonehatch]

is this thread the reason why some people have thousands of posts?

[Zeeb]

No... lol

[Zeeb]

But it definately doesnt help...

[blaknoize]

^lyin azz

[Zeeb]

Damn you caught me...

[Zodiac]

The cake is a lie.

[X-Runner]

Really?

[jew_boy]

whats going on guys and girls

[slostang]

getting ready for the am.

[jew_boy]

you still got 2 hours

[FasTech]

^^ nah a friend is doing it

(not in his driveway)



lol, Alright just saying, since their has been like two threads about people messed up paintjobs.....lol

[Catnip]

your mom's messed up.

yea.

[slostang]

lol, Alright just saying, since their has been like two threads about people messed up paintjobs.....lol


yeah I've been steadily watchin this guys work for about a year now and have never seen him fùck anything up yet. so I trust him.

[FlipKing]

Evan. 1st, havent you had enough posts in the Record thread? and Get a sig for God's sake,lol. :D

[FasTech]

yeah I've been steadily watchin this guys work for about a year now and have never seen him fùck anything up yet. so I trust him.


So you nervous about the interview tommorrow?

[slostang]

So you nervous about the interview tommorrow?


a lil bit yeah.

[FasTech]

a lil bit yeah.


Well I hope it goes good for you, but take 2 shots of Jim Bean and you'll be fine! Unless you can't hold liquor.....lol But it really will calm you down, but you won't be buzzin' or anything.

[slostang]

Well I hope it goes good for you, but take 2 shots of Jim Bean and you'll be fine! Unless you can't hold liquor.....lol But it really will calm you down, but you won't be buzzin' or anything.


I'm not that nervous. plus they usually send people for drug/alcohol testing immedatley after interviews so I dont want any traces of anything in my system tommrow.

[FasTech]

I'm not that nervous. plus they usually send people for drug/alcohol testing immedatley after interviews so I dont want any traces of anything in my system tommrow.


Dang, I've never had a Alcohol test! If it picks Alcohol up in a drug test too, then I guess my last job looked over it.....lol

[Zodiac]

good luck with that test..i mean the interview.

[X-Runner]

I has a sig now! :D

[slostang]

Dang, I've never had a Alcohol test! If it picks Alcohol up in a drug test too, then I guess my last job looked over it.....lol


yes a standard drug test picks up alcohol. a standard drug test screens for 5-8 substances.

[FasTech]

good luck with that test..i mean the interview.



:thinking: ... You make no sense!

[Zodiac]

I has a sig now! :D

nice toyota.

[X-Runner]

nice toyota.

Thank you sir

[X-Runner]

It looks a little different than the pic now but its not getting modded any more until its payed off. As much as Id rather just make my payment and then mod it some Im going to put all the money Id spend on mods towards paying it off.

[FasTech]

I see this is gonna be another slow night!

[X-Runner]

Apparently so

[slostang]

yep.

[FasTech]

Alright guys and Importchic....lol, I'm off to bed! Big day tommorrow.

[Catnip]

lol. i 2 stepped and launched in front of my friend.

[GSRteg®]

What up

[X-Runner]

Gas prices... :dunno:

[slostang]

LOL

[Revmaynard]

Yo.

[DeeAOne]

so i finally got the H4 conversion coming in. im not gonna keep the blue H4 bulbs though, i got some plans....*cough* 3k HID's *cough* :ninja:

[GSRteg®]

Gas prices... :dunno:

Actually there going down. :headslap:

[Catnip]

pwned via GSRTEG!

[X-Runner]

Actually there going down. :headslap:

I posted that, then started thinking... I filled up at $3.75 today :doh:

[DeeAOne]

my car is supposed to be a gas saver, and is only getting about 30 mpg's. :( on a first gen forum people are claiming 40 or more.

[slostang]

I got it for $3.71 today.

premium is still $4.25 though. :eek:

[X-Runner]

I know it and if things with work go right Ill have my Chevy back out this winter. With a 34 gallon tank and needing premium its gonna hurt to fill it up. Plus the 8 MPG... and it wont run right on the ethonal blended gas that has up to 10% in it. So Im very limited as to where I can get gas for it.

[Catnip]

14mpg DSM ftl.

[Revmaynard]

I'm getting 29 city. (All my driving is city)

[X-Runner]

I get 20 city in my Toyota if I drive it right, but thats kinda hard for me. My Civic was getting 38-39 when I had it.

[Revmaynard]

Traffic downtown ftl!

[Zodiac]

i just ride my Tricycle .

[Catnip]

i just ride my Tricycle .

http://www.s4rum4n.info/photos/Cats/bring-me-a-tricycle-i-must-get-to-the-circus.jpg

[Zodiac]

lol

[FasTech]

Dammit, I can't sleep! I'm kind excited about tommorrow......lol

[Zodiac]

whats happening tomorrow?!?!

[slostang]

Dammit, I can't sleep! I'm kind excited about tommorrow......lol


x2

[FasTech]

x2


I got a surpise coming my way!...lol

[Zodiac]

who or what does this surprise involve?

[FasTech]

who or what does this surprise involve?



Lets just keep it to this:ninja: !!!!!

[Thighs]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

[BrandonR18]

happy aug 1st! haha

[slostang]

Lets just keep it to this:ninja: !!!!!


getting some poon?

[FasTech]

I really think this is gonna be a all nite tonight! I got up at 7:00 this morning and I'm wide a$$ awake....

[Zodiac]

Lets just keep it to this:ninja: !!!!!

Are you going to tell us this surprise after it happens?

:idb:


:D

[FasTech]

getting some poon?


Nope! Pm'd

[Catnip]

shawty wanna hump ya.

[FasTech]

shawty wanna hump ya.

Naw, this is just as good though....lol Will soon be reveiled to the public.:D

[slostang]

I already know.

:ninja: secrets FTW

[Catnip]

bishes

[FasTech]

bishes



Yall will soon know,*Hint-Hint* Coming to a track near you:ninja: .....lol

[Catnip]

*hint *hint* im broke. won't be at a track .lol

[Revmaynard]

What's going on guys?

[X-Runner]

Im going to bed... later kids lol

[FasTech]

*hint *hint* im broke. won't be at a track .lol




Dammit, I'll come pick ur broke a$$ up and get you in on the house..........lol

[FasTech]

Im going to bed... later kids lol



Kids, hah... Your the one who has to get off because mommy said bedtime:D

[slostang]

aight imma try to go to sleep so I can be fresh for teh interview. so if yall have my # just call and bug the shìt out of me around 8:30ish am so I will wake up.

[Revmaynard]

Im going to bed... later kids lol

Aren't you like 18?

[FasTech]

aight imma try to go to sleep so I can be fresh for teh interview. so if yall have my # just call and bug the shìt out of me around 8:30ish am so I will wake up.


I don't have ur #.....lol

[X-Runner]

Kids, hah... Your the one who has to get off because mommy said bedtime:D

Your no older than me lol. Ive got to go talk to someone at 5:40 in the morning.

[Revmaynard]

aight imma try to go to sleep so I can be fresh for teh interview. so if yall have my # just call and bug the shìt out of me around 8:30ish am so I will wake up.

Where do you have an interview at?

[FasTech]

Aren't you like 18?




Yeah in two yrs!...lol:D

[X-Runner]

Aren't you like 18?

Yes, it was a joke :cheers:

[Catnip]

Just let me follow you, I can afford gas... lol

[GSRteg®]

I posted that, then started thinking... I filled up at $3.75 today :doh:

You are forgiven my child

[FasTech]

Your no older than me lol. Ive got to go talk to someone at 5:40 in the morning.


I was jus kiddin with ya, but why not stay up then! Oh and ps: I bet I'm older than you!

[X-Runner]

I was jus kiddin with ya, but why not stay up then! Oh and ps: I bet I'm older than you!

Not by much :ninja:

[Revmaynard]

I bet I'm older than both of ya. :ninja:

[X-Runner]

Damn it man, all these kids running around on IA is getting kinda annoying :ninja:

[GSRteg®]

Yeah in two yrs!...lol:D

So, your 16 hmmmm

[slostang]

Where do you have an interview at?

advance auto parts.

[X-Runner]

So, your 16 hmmmm

Ban hammer? :yes:

[FasTech]

Just let me follow you, I can afford gas... lol


Well you make it sound like al you can afford is Ramen noodles and toliet paper....lol I'll let you know something soon for real though.

[Revmaynard]

advance auto parts.

Badass. They need someone that at least know's something about cars in there. They sold me an axle for a 4 speed car instead of a 5 speed and then didn't want to return it.

[FasTech]

Things are starting to pick up alittle around here! I was starting to wonder were all the local thread boys were!.......lol

[slostang]

Badass. They need someone that at least know's something about cars in there. They sold me an axle for a 4 speed car instead of a 5 speed and then didn't want to return it.


lol yep. when we gonna run?

[Revmaynard]

Lol. When I have the time to drive out there. I have two jobs and it's hard to find free time that is convenient. You see my peak hours of activity.:) lol

[GSRteg®]

Ban hammer? :yes:

Muhahahaha :ninja:

[GSRteg®]

You see my peak hours of activity.:) lol

... :goodjob:

[slostang]

Lol. When I have the time to drive out there. I have two jobs and it's hard to find free time that is convenient. You see my peak hours of activity.:) lol


I feel ya on that. I'm prolly gonna be at the V in an 07 wrx wagon with a rather large front mount. so hopefully I'll see you guys there.

[Revmaynard]

Yea, I'm gonna try to bring both my wagons out. Especially since I just traded my second one for my third one lol.

[GSRteg®]

... :D

[Revmaynard]

... :D

??

[GSRteg®]

Man tonight is dead up in here.

[slostang]

I think I'm just gonna stay up.

[GSRteg®]

??

... :thinking: LOL

[Revmaynard]

I got my rare oem speaker pods in. :)

[GSRteg®]

I think I'm just gonna stay up.

I'm thinking should I sell the hatch :(

[Revmaynard]

... :thinking: LOL

Someone is bored! lol

[Revmaynard]

I'm thinking should I sell the hatch :(

I thought you were selling it.

[slostang]

I got my rare oem speaker pods in. :)


I have my rare penis installed. its the only one like it in existence.

[FasTech]

I'm thinking should I sell the hatch :(


Don't do it! You will miss it.......lol

[Revmaynard]

I have my rare penis installed. its the only one like it in existence.

It's ok, get some sleep. We all say dumb stuff for no reason. lol :goodjob:

[GSRteg®]

I thought you were selling it.

I am

[GSRteg®]

Don't do it! You will miss it.......lol

Buy it and you can see it every day.