NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[punkr6]

jihad skipped over me when he was giving out his reps


he doesn't like you, go diaf.

you just got fucked by Jhad.....:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[jhadleyh]

jihad skipped over me when he was giving out his reps

It said I couldn't give you any reps dick lover

[bdydrpdmazda]

he doesn't like you, go diaf.
my neg reps are worth more than your pos reps, you DIAF

[Njobe]

he doesn't like you killing his muslim brothers over there. so you get no reps, ever!

[punkr6]

my neg reps are worth more than your pos reps, you DIAF

feelings, oh oh oh FEELINGS......

[Njobe]

my neg reps are worth more than your pos reps, you DIAF
do i have to bring bobbyfresco out.

[bdydrpdmazda]

It said I couldn't give you any reps dick lover
i can give you some though, the red onez

[punkr6]

i can give you some though, the red onez

you don't have the balls....

[bdydrpdmazda]

do i have to bring bobbyfresco out.
that dude hasnt posted since he lost his mod powers just like it was predicted

[Njobe]

that dude hasnt posted since he lost his mod powers just like it was predicted
yea he has lol. i still see him posting around, just not as much.

[bdydrpdmazda]

you don't have the balls....
done...

[punkr6]

yea he has lol. i still see him posting around, just not as much.

No ONE CARES......

[punkr6]

i'm gonna take a nap, it's what old fucks do....

[bdydrpdmazda]

i'm gonna take a nap, it's what old fucks do....
how old are you?

[Njobe]

how old are you?
54

[bdydrpdmazda]

No ONE CARES......
X2

[Njobe]

No ONE CARES......
you care, bish

[bdydrpdmazda]

54
hes old as fuck, thats for sure

[jhadleyh]

43

[mmmmpsi]

http://www.yarock.com/images/jihad_rock.gif

[punkr6]

43

This....

[bdydrpdmazda]

im gonna guess hes 39

[mmmmpsi]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8755/lfcfan.jpg

[punkr6]

http://www.yarock.com/images/jihad_rock.gif

who the fuck are you ?

[Njobe]

im gonna guess 43

[bdydrpdmazda]

This....
DAMN! for real? whats that like?

[punkr6]

DAMN! for real? whats that like?

its great actually, no kids, no child support, no drama, money in the bank, and lots of wisdom....

[bdydrpdmazda]

who the fuck are you ?
X2:thinking:

[AdriSciontC]

I don't know what's going on in here.... I am going back to the kitchen....

[bdydrpdmazda]

its great actually, no kids, no child support, no drama, money in the bank, and lots of wisdom....
send me some of that money you have in the bank...

ill have jihad suck your dick for it

[punkr6]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPSI, who the fuck are you. I don't remember seeing you around these parts...

[punkr6]

send me some of that money you have in the bank...

ill have jihad suck your dick for it

he got me already...

[bdydrpdmazda]

I don't know what's going on in here.... I am going back to the kitchen....
lots of shit talking...

[mmmmpsi]

X2:thinking:

I don't know how to answer this..

I come and go around here depending on how busy I am at work etc.. I was active a lot here when this thread was around the 3300 range I believe..

Hi!

Who are you??

[punkr6]

I don't know how to answer this..

I come and go around here depending on how busy I am at work etc.. I was active a lot here when this thread was around the 3300 range I believe..

Hi!

Who are you??

Welcome......

[bdydrpdmazda]

he got me already...
damn:doh:

[mmmmpsi]

And I have the tendency to post a lot of random shit. :) So be prepared I'm bored.. :)

Have a nice day! :)

[mmmmpsi]

Welcome......


Thank you! :goodjob: :cheers:

[punkr6]

And I have the tendency to post a lot of random shit. :) So be prepared I'm bored.. :)

Have a nice day! :)

looking forward to it....:goodjob:

[mmmmpsi]

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/jennifer.jpg

hahaha

oops.

[bdydrpdmazda]

I don't know how to answer this..

I come and go around here depending on how busy I am at work etc.. I was active a lot here when this thread was around the 3300 range I believe..

Hi!

Who are you??
Im clint and Im an alcoholic war veteran

[Njobe]

I don't know what's going on in here.... I am going back to the kitchen....
smartest thing you have said, since you started posting. :goodjob:

[punkr6]

Im clint and Im an alcoholic war veteran

and my posting buddy, most days...

[bdydrpdmazda]

smartest thing you have said, since you started posting. :goodjob:
if only all the women of IA acted like and were as intelligent as civicgurlie

[mmmmpsi]

Im clint and Im an alcoholic war veteran

Were you stationed in Da Nang? :D

[bdydrpdmazda]

and my posting buddy, most days...
likewise...

[punkr6]

smartest thing you have said, since you started posting. :goodjob:
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:


Who are you??

I'm Punkr6, AKA the oldest sum bish on this here site....

[bdydrpdmazda]

Were you stationed in Da Nang? :D
:thinking:

[punkr6]

Were you stationed in Da Nang? :D

he is in IRAQ...

[mmmmpsi]

:thinking:


http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/0/0b/Ned-Gerblansky.jpg

[punkr6]

wake up Clint....

[bdydrpdmazda]

he is in IRAQ...
this...


i have been stationed all over iraq and in fairbanks alaska, Ive also spent a lot of time in kuwait, ft benning, ft jackson and ft stewart

[bdydrpdmazda]

wake up Clint....
im up homie...

[punkr6]

this...


i have been stationed all over iraq and in fairbanks alaska, Ive also spent a lot of time in kuwait, ft benning, ft jackson and ft stewart

but he's mostly in camp penis, if you know what I mean...:ninja:

[mmmmpsi]

this...


i have been stationed all over iraq and in fairbanks alaska, Ive also spent a lot of time in kuwait, ft benning, ft jackson and ft stewart


Nice! Seriously though.. no BS.. Really appreciate what you do!! You're the reason we still have a free country.. Thank you sir. :goodjob:

[mmmmpsi]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/1242991040_mountaintopgolf0.gif

[punkr6]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/1242991040_mountaintopgolf0.gif

lol, that would suk....

[bdydrpdmazda]

Nice! Seriously though.. no BS.. Really appreciate what you do!! You're the reason we still have a free country.. Thank you sir. :goodjob:
its my pleasure, i enjoy what i do

[mmmmpsi]

its my pleasure, i enjoy what i do

I take it you don't enjoy doing dishes however.. :eek: :D

[Njobe]

if only all the women of IA acted like and were as intelligent as civicgurlie
this

[bdydrpdmazda]

I take it you don't enjoy doing dishes however.. :eek: :D
dont know, never tried it

[mmmmpsi]

hahaha I like this one..

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/family-matters1.png

[bdydrpdmazda]

jihad?

[punkr6]

jihad?

he's on his phone, going in and out, like a pines in his ass.....

[bdydrpdmazda]

hes so gay

[punkr6]

hes so gay

I seriously don't know why he's still in the closet ? it's not like everyone doesn't already know....

[bdydrpdmazda]

hes gay with o3rcode

[mmmmpsi]

03rcode is definitely gay. :) in a non homo way. :) Cause he's cool.

[bdydrpdmazda]

im trying to piss off lizbiz with some womens rights remarks

[punkr6]

doubt it works, but do yo thing....

[bdydrpdmazda]

doubt it works, but do yo thing....
she didnt even acknowledge them

[03RCode]

I see you bitches talking about me.

[bdydrpdmazda]

:no:

[03RCode]

Your new sig makes me want to skeet on a bitch with a black eye.

[bdydrpdmazda]

makes me feel empowered

[lanning]

DOMESTIC ABUSE
bc the beer isn't going to open its self

[03RCode]

Put on a wig, shave your armpits, get some tit implants, then punch yourself in the eye and I'll make you feel empowered.

[punkr6]

DOMESTIC ABUSE
bc the beer isn't going to open its self

old....

[03RCode]

DOMESTIC ABUSE
bc the beer isn't going to open its self




Lanning

Because my dick won't suck itself. <3

[punkr6]

Put on a wig, shave your armpits, get some tit implants, then punch yourself in the eye and I'll make you feel empowered.

why so serious ?

[AdriSciontC]

I kinda like it when a man throws me around..... in bed :ninja: Banana Boat...

[lanning]

I kinda like it when a man throws me around..... in bed :ninja: Banana Boat...

i just threw up a little

[AdriSciontC]

i just threw up a little

Its ok the cheese n eggs and shit will fix that!

[03RCode]

why so serious ?


Intrawebz b sirius bidness.

[03RCode]

Its ok the cheese n eggs and shit will fix that!




Who

Is

You?

[punkr6]

i just threw up a little

QFT

[lanning]

Its ok the cheese n eggs and shit will fix that!

nom nom

[AdriSciontC]

Who

Is

You?

Hi my name is Adrienne, I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, and being in the nannerpus' bed...

Nice to meet you!


nom nom
Cannot forget the beers too!

[Kourt]

Today is going by soooooooooo slow.

[jhadleyh]

Civicgurlie is a hornball

[03RCode]

Hi my name is Adrienne, I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, and being in the nannerpus' bed...

Nice to meet you!



If you weren't dating a banana driving, non-rat rod finishing, gingerbread pants I would say the pleasure is all mine. Too bad you are, so it's not.

[AdriSciontC]

Civicgurlie is a hornball

OMG tell me about it.... I am only errr a hornball for one person tho!

[03RCode]

Today is going by soooooooooo slow.



Hai wifey!

[03RCode]

Civicgurlie is a hornball




I <3 you Justin Harris...





-14% homo.

[Kourt]

Hai wifey!

wow you move fast
hello there

[lanning]

girls in the record thread *waits for roxie to to come in*

[AdriSciontC]

If you weren't dating a banana driving, non-rat rod finishing, gingerbread pants I would say the pleasure is all mine. Too bad you are, so it's not.

Awe....

[03RCode]

wow you move fast
hello there



How's teh life? Are you hasing a magnificent Monday?

[lanning]

I <3 you Justin Harris.

did yall trade cars yet

[03RCode]

did yall trade cars yet



Dickshit doesn't have my title yet.

[03RCode]

Awe....




Es cool. He finishes the rat and we can be on speaking terms.

[AdriSciontC]

Es cool. He finishes the rat and we can be on speaking terms.


Well then it was nice having a short convo with you... he will probably not...

[lanning]

i hate holidays

[03RCode]

Well then it was nice having a short convo with you... he will probably not...



I promise you I will punt him in the face if he doesn't finish it.

[AdriSciontC]

I hate them too.... as long as I'm in retail that is...

[lanning]

i also hate it when dumb girls IM me on facebook

[AdriSciontC]

i also hate it when dumb girls IM me on facebook

I know how you feel about dumb girls messaging you...

[lanning]

its always about some dumb shit too like why dont you txt me anymore

[AdriSciontC]

UGH omg... really

[03RCode]

its always about some dumb shit too like why dont you txt me anymore



Why don't you txt me anymore sweetie? I miss your sweet and sour ass.

[lanning]

do girls not understand when you dont talk to them its for a reason

[AdriSciontC]

do girls not understand when you dont talk to them its for a reason

I guess not....

[bdydrpdmazda]

usually when i dont talk to a girl, its because I had sex with her at some point

[lanning]

Why don't you txt me anymore sweetie? I miss your sweet and sour ass.
i miss you to baby


I guess not....

whatever your just like the rest of them

[03RCode]

usually when i dont talk to a girl, its because I had sex with her at some point



Tr00f.

[AdriSciontC]

i miss you to baby



whatever your just like the rest of them

How so? I don't text people asking them why they don't text me anymore :thinking:

[03RCode]

i miss you to baby



whatever your just like the rest of them




<3




And I just told her that same ish!

[03RCode]

How so? I don't text people asking them why they don't text me anymore :thinking:



Neither do the girls he is referring to... they message/im him on facebook.

[lanning]

How so? I don't text people asking them why they don't text me anymore :thinking:

i was just kidding

[AdriSciontC]

i was just kidding

Ah ok, I was about to take away the cheese n eggs.... and Beerz! =P

[bdydrpdmazda]

greedy woman

[jhadleyh]

Dookie luv

[Catnip]

pookie dove

[mmmmpsi]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ewxBCzp9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[mmmmpsi]

Ok I'm done.. later. :)

[roxie911]

I HATE the WL lolol


not really, but kinda.

[Catnip]

BIG GREEEEN TRACTORRRR

[jhadleyh]

Roxie you want a Dick in your mouth?

[roxie911]

Not from IA I don't

[jhadleyh]

Just askin you know here are alot o normal guys on hurr right?

[03RCode]

Not from IA I don't



I are nots on IA.

[roxie911]

If you are registered on IA...you are on IA lol

[03RCode]

If you are registered on IA...you are on IA lol



Lies.

[jhadleyh]

If you are registered on IA...you are on IA lol


DICK IS DICK roxie whether it's on IA or not.

[Ziptied]

If you are registered on IA...you are on IA lol

wait, wut?

[03RCode]

DICK IS DICK roxie whether it's on IA or not.



I'm going to ban myself so me and Roxie can produce offspring.

[Ziptied]

I'm going to ban myself so me and Roxie can produce offspring.

Those will be some short fat and haircovered children....... so you want hobbits?

[roxie911]

IA dick is grosssss!

[03RCode]

Those will be some short fat and haircovered children....... so you want hobbits?



I are not short... and I hairless.

[Ziptied]

IA dick is grosssss!

I don't have an IA dick, I have a big dick. :goodjob:

[03RCode]

IA dick is grosssss!



Thanks alot sweetie :(

[Ziptied]

I are not short... and I hairless.

she is short, and doesnt shave from what i've heard....

[03RCode]

she is short, and doesnt shave from what i've heard....



Shit happens. A little hair never hurt anyone.

[Ziptied]

Shit happens. A little hair never hurt anyone.

Lies.

[03RCode]

Lies.


Just don't expect me to eat a furry vag.

[Ziptied]

Just don't expect me to eat a furry vag.

lolz. nom nom nom.

[roxie911]

she is short, and doesnt shave from what i've heard....

Uhhh...what?! You heard wrong, my friend.

[Ziptied]

Uhhh...what?! You heard wrong, my friend.

Pics to prove or GTFO.

[roxie911]

Pics to prove or GTFO.

Sorry, sweetie :no:

[Ziptied]

Sorry, sweetie :no:

You can PM em to me, I might finance a trip to italy.

[roxie911]

No thanks

[Ziptied]

Haters. I need more content for bangbus.com

[jhadleyh]

dick and shit

[DB4LYFE ™]

just got off.






























of work

~DB4LYFE

[Double_0_Rusty]

I fucked.........



































Up my impact wrench at work today....fucking $450 down the fucking drain...

[Catnip]

el camino

[jhadleyh]

el gay

[Double_0_Rusty]

CgEvan sucks monkey dick..

[Catnip]

cgEvan doesn't exist on IA :ninja:

[jhadleyh]

CGEvan used to have a gay ass green integra.

[Catnip]

CGEvan used to have a gay ass green integra.


He polished a guard rail with it. LMFAO

[jhadleyh]

He polished a guard rail with it. LMFAO


pfffff what a loser

[Catnip]

pfffff what a loser


ENVIOUS OF MAH METAL BENDING ABILITIES?

[roxie911]

DMX...his growl....fucking SEXY AS HELL!

[Ziptied]

DMX...his growl....fucking SEXY AS HELL!

I hear his jail cell mate likes it too.

[roxie911]

Mmmmm...who wouldn't?!

[Ziptied]

Self respecting white women?

[thornberry]

I hear his jail cell mate likes it too.
HHHEEEEEEEYYYY YOOOO BITCH! PIIIICKK UPPP THAAT SOAP! :idb: HAHAHAHAHA

[roxie911]

Self respecting white women?

lolol I mean, I wouldn't fuck him, but...if I found a guy who could imitate his growl

oh
my
god
!

[Ziptied]

lolol I mean, I wouldn't fuck him, but...if I found a guy who could imitate his growl

oh
my
god
!

PM's number....... :goodjob:

[roxie911]

PM's number....... :goodjob:

LIES!!

[Ziptied]

LIES!!

If I PM it, you gonna call it?

[roxie911]

If I PM it, you gonna call it?

I never make the first call.

[lanning]

roxie sends dirty txts first

[Ziptied]

I never make the first call.

Then PM me yours.

[roxie911]

LOLOL shut up lanning ;)

No...I don't give out my number. You gotta earn it :)

[Ziptied]

I've earned it by offering mine.

[lanning]

I've earned it by offering mine.
its bc of the nudes scandal

[roxie911]

What scandal?

[Ziptied]

its bc of the nudes scandal

The only nudes I haz are bri's

[Ziptied]

What scandal?

Still waiting on that PM darlin' :goodjob:

[lanning]

What scandal?
exactly

The only nudes I haz are bri's
:boobies:

[roxie911]

Still waiting on that PM darlin' :goodjob:

You're not gonna get it






























































































darlin' ;)

[Ziptied]

You're not gonna get it darlin' ;)

That's fucked up. BOOOO!

[roxie911]

That's fucked up. BOOOO!

Sooo sorry, SWEETHEART!

[Ziptied]

Sooo sorry, SWEETHEART!

You aren't sorry..... :tongue1:

[roxie911]

lol you're right!

[Ziptied]

Bitch. lol

[roxie911]

I knew you were gonna say that haha ;)

[lanning]

she isn't a bitch but she is a tease

[roxie911]

Oh lanning...you know me so well :D

[lanning]

Oh lanning...you know me so well :D
and she doesn't shave her bush thats why there are no nudes

[Ziptied]

Meh, seen one set you've seen em all...... She's cute, but that's about it. Also 18...... too young.

[Njobe]

697

[roxie911]

and she doesn't shave her bush thats why there are no nudes

lolol you're TOTALLY right lanning

[Njobe]

that is totally sick, even though it is winter time.

[roxie911]

that is totally sick, even though it is winter time.

it was sarcasm, benjamin.....

[lanning]

lolol you're TOTALLY right lanning
i know thats what the rumor is anyways :ninja:

[Catnip]

Meh, seen one set you've seen em all...... She's cute, but that's about it. Also 18...... too young.

I'm working my way down. 16 is next :lmao:

[jhadleyh]

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yoy o yo yo yo yo yo

[Njobe]

it was sarcasm, benjamin.....
i know roxie, my post was full of it.

[roxie911]

Sigh....where are all the Xmas parties?!?! :(

[jhadleyh]

uh there are 6 im going to here in athens

[Njobe]

they are done and over with, well most of them :ninja:

[roxie911]

uh there are 6 im going to here in athens

Roxie wants to go!!!!!!!

[Njobe]

uh there are 6 im going to here in athens
muslims don't celebrate christmas, dummy.

[lanning]

whats up folks

[jhadleyh]

sup lanning

[lanning]

chillin at work, ready to leave this bitch and go see my niece

[jhadleyh]

Roxie wants to go!!!!!!!



Bring your ass here I have a spare bedroom there will be open alcohol at all the parties.

[roxie911]

Bring your ass here I have a spare bedroom there will be open alcohol at all the parties.

Sigh...I would most definitely go, but athens is too far :cry:

[lanning]

i wanna party

[jhadleyh]

Sigh...I would most definitely go, but athens is too far :cry:


It's all good I'm sure you can find some parties to go to in PTC

[Njobe]

oh i see how it is you muslim fuck. you invite her and even have a room for her, but who gives a shit about me. diaf you terrorist.

[jhadleyh]

i wanna party


Bring it motherfucker

[roxie911]

Hmmm...I shall look

[lanning]

Bring it motherfucker
i have to work all week and im already missing christmas eve for work

[jhadleyh]

oh i see how it is you muslim fuck. you invite her and even have a room for her, but who gives a shit about me. diaf you terrorist.


Fool you know your welcome to come party it up in the Bulldog country with me, and the Athens Kr3w.

[jhadleyh]

i have to work all week and im already missing christmas eve for work



DUDE THAT SUCKS

[Njobe]

Fool you know your welcome to come party it up in the Bulldog country with me, and the Athens Kr3w.
as a muslim i'm not allowed to celebrate christmas, but i am allowed to party. or it goes something like that lol. i might be moving closer to athens in a month. about 15-20 miles i away i think.

[jhadleyh]

as a muslim i'm not allowed to celebrate christmas, but i am allowed to party. or it goes something like that lol. i might be moving closer to athens in a month. about 15-20 miles i away i think.



REALLY? we will throw down everyday. Or when available lol

[Njobe]

REALLY? we will throw down everyday. Or when available lol
yea, it's down 81 south i think or some shit like that. all i know it's a lot closer then where i live now lol

[lanning]

im moving further away from yall in august

[jhadleyh]

yea, it's down 81 south i think or some shit like that. all i know it's a lot closer then where i live now lol



Why you moving?

[jhadleyh]

im moving further away from yall in august


Where you moving to fool?

[Njobe]

Why you moving?
parents want to put this house up for rent and move into a bigger one.
i get the basement, so that's all i care for lol.

[lanning]

Where you moving to fool?
cookeville tn for school in between knoxville and nashville aka bumfuck

[Njobe]

cockville tn for school in between knoxville and nashville aka bumfuck
bahahahahahhahahaha

[jhadleyh]

fools im bout to go to bed i be tired.

[Catnip]

Put a WTT for the camaro up. Maybe a mod won't delete it. lol

[jhadleyh]

Put a WTT for the camaro up. Maybe a mod won't delete it. lol


Why would a mod delete it gay evan?

[Catnip]

Why would a mod delete it gay evan?


Because it always happens... sigh. Gay justin.

[lanning]

bahahahahahhahahaha
gay ben

[Njobe]

you fuck you

[lanning]

i wanna fuck you
see you are gay you ass pirate

[Njobe]

you would like that, wouldn't you?!

[jhadleyh]

my hump my hump my hump my hump, my lovely lady lumps

[lanning]

you would like that, wouldn't you?!
im rubber and your glue... nukka now what

[Njobe]

now you're gay, cracka

[Catnip]

Bout to OM MOTHERFUCKING NOM on some ice cream

[lanning]

Bout to OM MOTHERFUCKING NOM on some ice cream
i had some moose tracks earlier..... :bump:

[bdydrpdmazda]

bump before I got to bed...

[Catnip]

yea that

[punkr6]

up...

[Njobe]

damn, another boring day at work.

[jhadleyh]

It's cuz your ugly and gay as fuck

[Njobe]

It's cuz i'm ugly and gay as fuck
lol

[jhadleyh]

your a stupid slut that drives a rsx type gay.

[Njobe]

your a stupid slut that drives a rsx type gay.
you're a stupid whore who drives... you don't drive anything.

see what i just did there.

[03RCode]

your a stupid slut that drives a rsx type gay.




WTF




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