NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[PURP]

hmmmm... what a long weekend/day... my king size pillow top purple velvet sheeted bed is calling my name

[Buttons]

because I just read over it again....

gotcha, you are about to have a PM.

[IMPORTchic]

gotcha, you are about to have a PM.

Ohhhh come on....you know you wanna post here....

:D

[You_Wish]

So... does anyone in RRD have a car that is actually ready? I know Tony was saying something about most of them were down or being built or something along those lines a while ago.



lmao i dont think anyones is lol we are allways doing shit to our cars lol...

[Motivation]

hmmmm... what a long weekend/day... my king size pillow top purple velvet sheeted bed is calling my name

You get a new phone yet, kev?

[You_Wish]

holy hell kayla is posting again..........

[Motivation]

lmao i dont think anyones is lol we are allways doing shit to our cars lol...

lol, I think that is just Tony's excuse... Think it's cause he knows his place... and it's not in front of the competition :lmao:

jk :ninja:

[Motivation]

haha and they say Porsche's die after 75,000 miles. Though, the 996 seems to be the fail model. I blame the Boxster headlights!! lol

lulz, well if anything resembles the Boxtster it is automatic fail. :taun:

[IMPORTchic]

holy hell kayla is posting again..........

Why....yes...yes she is. ;) lol

[PURP]

You get a new phone yet, kev?

:yes: ... I'll PM you the number in just a sec

[IMPORTchic]

i just got home an hour ago from atlanta... long weekend.

Suwanee?!?! :ninja:

[roxie911]

lulz, well if anything resembles the Boxtster it is automatic fail. :taun:

The new models look pretty hot though

[PURP]

Why....yes...yes she is. ;) lol

how use doin'????:ninja:

[Motivation]

:yes: ... I'll PM you the number in just a sec

lol, alright man. Sounds good.

[You_Wish]

Why....yes...yes she is. ;) lol





you have got some big balls..............







well not really but you know what i mean..:ninja:

[You_Wish]

lol, I think that is just Tony's excuse... Think it's cause he knows his place... and it's not in front of the competition :lmao:

jk :ninja:




lmao.. yeah tony knows no matter what he will allways be behind me!!

[PURP]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t1/techadwick721/random/upskirt5ji.jpg

[Motivation]

The new models look pretty hot though

eh, idk... for some reason there are only a few Porsches I like. Also, the Boxsters are like the d15 civics of Porsche, MOST of the people that drive them think they are the fastest thing in the world.

I like my neighbor's 928, my friend's Carrera GT twin turbo, and a few others.
I'll let ya know when I am heading that way for a meet, you'll have to take me for a ride in the 911 so i can see how it is. :yes: lol

[Buttons]

Ohhhh come on....you know you wanna post here....

:D

i do, but i'm tired. this weekend was longgggggggggggg.

as i'm sure yours was too ;)

[Motivation]

lmao.. yeah tony knows no matter what he will allways be behind me!!

Or anything else with a running motor. :crazy:

[PURP]

you'll have to take me for a ride in the 911 so i can see how it is. :yes: lol

:leghump:

[Buttons]

Suwanee?!?! :ninja:

where the fuck is that bullshit at? lol

[Motivation]

:leghump:

:no:

[Buttons]

how use doin'????:ninja:

OMG. i thought we had something :cry:

[Buttons]

i need 94 more reps & 99 more posts :)

[PURP]

OMG. i thought we had something :cry:

we do... I was just being nice.... geez:ninja:

[You_Wish]

anything with a running motor lmao... my lawn mower

[Buttons]

we do... I was just being nice.... geez:ninja:

uh huh... you want another woman :no:

[Buttons]

anything with a running motor lmao... my lawn mower

i got lawn mowers on deck!

i sell lawn mowers on the daily :bump:

[PURP]

uh huh... you want another woman :no:

:eek: :no: :(

[Buttons]

oh shit only 72 til i hit 7k reps

[You_Wish]

Button's what you gots dog... plus 7

[Buttons]

:eek: :no: :(


mmkay... so we still on for this weekend? ;)

[PURP]

oh shit only 72 til i hit 7k reps

I lack 6 more till I hit 6500...

[Motivation]

Kev is telling the truth... He doesn't want another woman... That fool was trying to get with me a few days ago... homo.

[You_Wish]

i did give you 7 right?

[Buttons]

Button's what you gots dog... plus 7

i sell snappers & hondas for a living LOL

[PURP]

mmkay... so we still on for this weekend? ;)

:goodjob: ... and don't listen to these lil boys wantin' my purp juice... they just the haters

[You_Wish]

I lack 6 more till I hit 6500...


check that agian..

[Buttons]

I lack 6 more till I hit 6500...

if you pass me, i'm killing you! lol

[You_Wish]

no john deers? :ninja:

[PURP]

6505 woot woot......

[Buttons]

Kev is telling the truth... He doesn't want another woman... That fool was trying to get with me a few days ago... homo.

man, that's fucked up. he told me that we were going to be together forever :cry:

[PURP]

if you pass me, i'm killing you! lol

haha:ninja:

[Buttons]

i did give you 7 right?

you + motivation = 22 rep points... lol

[PURP]

man, that's fucked up. he told me that we were going to be together forever :cry:


... and don't listen to these lil boys wantin' my purp juice... they just the haters

^^^:goodjob:

[Buttons]

:goodjob: ... and don't listen to these lil boys wantin' my purp juice... they just the haters

if you say so baby.

[You_Wish]

buttons he told me that same thing..

[Motivation]

So, I am worth 15 now?
You_wish, check real quick.

[IMPORTchic]

Purp~ hiiiii thurr...

Autumn~Quit tryin to get like me.....lmao

I need more reps too...haha Not saying why though... :ninja:

[PURP]

if you say so baby.

I got you


but the homo in this thread from Justin and Tim, is making me want to punch babies...

damn homos

[You_Wish]

i wanna know how many points i give damnit..

[PURP]

So, I am worth 15 now?
You_wish, check real quick.

I is worf da 18 y0, cuzz buttons told me

[Motivation]

I got you


but the homo in this thread from Justin and Tim, is making me want to punch babies...

damn homos

You shut your whore mouth before I give you a cunt punt.

[PURP]

You shut your whore mouth before I give you a cunt punt.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
eye iz knot a hore

[PURP]

yayayayayayay.... I'm part of the justice league now... yippie

[You_Wish]

Tim how many points you have right now... im going to rep you tell me how many i give you

[Motivation]

Alright, I am out for the night. Gonna be a long day tomorrow... or today, whichever.

Kev, I'll hit you up later, fool.

You_wish, Watch your back if you stand in a corner, Kev is always waiting for the opportunity to... well... you know.

Roxie, I'll hit ya up whenever we decide to come out to Newnan.

[Motivation]

Tim how many points you have right now... im going to rep you tell me how many i give you

9678... :ninja:

[You_Wish]

check again..

[Motivation]

check again..

ummm... well you see what had happened was... about four other people repped me at the same time you did, before I checked... so you + other 3= 63 reps...














































































































jk, you're worth 6

[Turbd4DE]

what u justin

[lanning]

herrow

[Motivation]

alright, now I am out. g'nite.

[Buttons]

I got you


but the homo in this thread from Justin and Tim, is making me want to punch babies...

damn homos

i feel like punching babies from the stupidity of the people on this forum, but you know there isn't that many babies in the world for all that.. :)

[oneSLOWex]

so we got the dent outta lannings car

just telling you fuck faces NIGHT.....see ya in the AM

[Buttons]

i'm worth 16 i think... i need to get my post count up.

[lanning]

lulz

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/277744366_418e11d804.jpg?v=0

[lanning]

so we got the dent outta lannings car

just telling you fuck faces NIGHT.....see ya in the AM
thank you sir ILY



























NO HOMO

[You_Wish]

im only worth 6... are you fucking kidding

[Turbd4DE]

Hey Justin hows the shop coming along.

[PURP]

homos

[You_Wish]

what it do david.......













buttons lick my balls.. why you call me stupid. make me cry..

[Turbd4DE]

Just chilling bro ...... cant sleep..

[Buttons]

what it do david.......













buttons lick my balls.. why you call me stupid. make me cry..

hehe ball licking.... :ninja:

[You_Wish]

yeah i hear ya david.....












buttons.. i have a nice pair for the taking?? wanna cum do it mwahaha

[Buttons]

you has balls?

[IMPORTchic]

OMG. IA and IM are fucking owning me.

HAVE TO DO ACCT HW AND GO TO SLEEP!! UGH!!!

[Buttons]

OMG. IA and IM are fucking owning me.

HAVE TO DO ACCT HW AND GO TO SLEEP!! UGH!!!

i need to work on a paper like something serious. LOL

[You_Wish]

yes i haz balls lmao..

[Buttons]

yes i haz balls lmao..

:eek: sweet.

[PURP]

you has balls?

:no: ,... poor Justin lost them when he was with his last girl... now he has the fake ones attached by safety pins

[Turbd4DE]

Yeah babies got my sleep schedule fucked up.

[lanning]

justins balls
http://lonestartimes.com/images/2008/01/truck-balls.JPG

[PURP]

justins balls
http://lonestartimes.com/images/2008/01/truck-balls.JPG

that's from when he brought them home...

[Buttons]

:no: ,... poor Justin lost them when he was with his last girl... now he has the fake ones attached by safety pins

that sucks.

[PURP]

that sucks.

not anymore....:lmfao:

[You_Wish]

no bitch takes my balls from me... only purp haz dem.. unless buttons wants dem..

[PURP]

no bitch takes my balls from me... unless another man wants dem..

fixed

[You_Wish]

david... they make sleeping pills

[You_Wish]

kevin im going to jewdoe chop you in da nutz..

[haybuddyy]

Aye people.

[DB4LYFE ™]

post count up! wudduup

~DB4LYFE

[You_Wish]

i love boobs

[DB4LYFE ™]

i love boobs

x2

~DB4LYFE

[junior_tm]

wazahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[You_Wish]

im so bored..

[DB4LYFE ™]

im tired

~DB4LYFE

[IMPORTchic]

im tired

~DB4LYFE

I should have been asleep like 5 hours ago. LOL Class at 8am. Work at 12. FML.

[X-Runner]

I should have been asleep like 5 hours ago. LOL Class at 8am. Work at 12. FML.

Go to bed.

[You_Wish]

kayla come stay at my house... ill have something waiting for you that will make you go to sleep..

[JEY$JDM]

I wonder what my rep gives people.. like 3 or so probably..

[all_american_gurl09]

hey guys how is everyone?

[JEY$JDM]

Going to go put LCA's on in a min...

[JEY$JDM]

I am good... Tired from working all night, but I has tonight and 2mrw off... And 2mrw is meh bday! yay.

How r you?

[all_american_gurl09]

I am good... Tired from working all night, but I has tonight and 2mrw off... And 2mrw is meh bday! yay.

How r you?


great going to work in a bit well :bday: dont party tooooo much.

[JEY$JDM]

Thanx! I try not ta.. on a Wednesday.. LOL! Well, have a good day at work!

I wish my Friday was on Friday! HAHAHA

[PURP]

alright... lets get it going.... go go go go go

[oneSLOWex]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[WTF?]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

[PURP]

bammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[oneSLOWex]

http://www.mda.mil/mdalink/bcmt/images/images_lg/boom.jpg

[WTF?]

^damn

[oneSLOWex]

I will hit and or break 9k today.....watch meeeeeeeeee

[PURP]

I will hit and or break 9k today.....watch meeeeeeeeee

post whore

[oneSLOWex]

your face!!!!!!!!!










OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i just went there!

[oneSLOWex]

POOP

[PURP]

your face!!!!!!!!!










OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i just went there!

:eek: :eek: :cry:

[oneSLOWex]

:eek: :eek: :cry:

:tongue1:

[oneSLOWex]

I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never comes in the night
You can sleep with a gun
When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?

[PURP]

.....

[oneSLOWex]

WTF where is err body

[oneSLOWex]

posticles

[PURP]

.....

[oneSLOWex]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

[PURP]

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[oneSLOWex]

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

[Buttons]

class.... yeah fuck it

[oneSLOWex]

FYC lol

[AnthonyF]

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss85/BellaBlue24/boyshorts286.jpg

-Ant.

[oneSLOWex]

oh hai....wassup

[AnthonyF]

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss85/BellaBlue24/boyshorts288.jpg

-Anthony.

[AnthonyF]

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss85/BellaBlue24/ass40.jpg

-Ant.

[AnthonyF]

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss85/BellaBlue24/boyshorts293.jpg

-Ant.

[oneSLOWex]

FAWKIN awesome....DO WANT

[PURP]

.....

[Buttons]

65 more posts and 72 more reps please.

[oneSLOWex]

LOL ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[DriVaH]

Konichiwa bitches....

[oneSLOWex]

65 more posts and 72 more reps please.

just repped.....what am I worth?

[oneSLOWex]

Konichiwa bitches....

what up mane?

[DriVaH]

what up mane?nothing much, you?

[Buttons]

just repped.....what am I worth?

twelve.

[oneSLOWex]

nothing much, you?

working like always LOL same old chit

[oneSLOWex]

twelve.

:goodjob:

[Buttons]

:goodjob:

sigh, and i've given out too much in 24 hours.

[oneSLOWex]

sigh, and i've given out too much in 24 hours.

its cool....im surprised it let me rep you....it told me I had repped too much like an hour ago

[WTF?]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i want a penis
Stranger: nice
You: i know im so horny
Stranger: well, i've got a devil in my dick, and some demons in my semen
You: fucking awsome
Stranger: yup....when i cum, the devil pops his head out
You: thats what i like to hear
You: talk dirty to me some more
Stranger: oh baby yeah, i'm gonna make u give e a blowjob while i take a widdle, mmm yeah
You: im not your baby
You: but ill have your baby
Stranger: mmmmmmmm baby baby,
Stranger: you like babies
You: yes and i want some
Stranger: awwwww cute
You: it is
You: will you have my babies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Buttons]

its cool....im surprised it let me rep you....it told me I had repped too much like an hour ago

wtf! i haven't repped anyone in like 24 hours for real and i still can't rep.

[WTF?]

im bored and we need 3,000 pages so im posting these in here :D

[DriVaH]

working like always LOL same old chitget that money!!!

[Buttons]

and i'm bored waiting til i should leave for class :( so free post.

[oneSLOWex]

wtf! i haven't repped anyone in like 24 hours for real and i still can't rep.

that sucks

[WTF?]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: the game
You: a.s.l please
Stranger: 12, f, kamerun
You: fucking awsome im 54/m/FL
You: wanna have babies
Stranger: sure, some day
You: im not talking someday im talking now
Stranger: sure
You: i love you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[PURP]

hmmm. I'm thinking....

and it hurts

[oneSLOWex]

get that money!!!

im tryin LOL

[oneSLOWex]

hmmm. I'm thinking....

and it hurts

LOL you are gonna have a meltdown and pass out or some shit

[Buttons]

free post?

[oneSLOWex]

free post?

Nope. that will be 99.95 + tax.....kthx

[DriVaH]

hmmm. I'm thinking....

and it hurtsha haaa..... nice

[PURP]

meltdown engaged

[DriVaH]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: the game
You: a.s.l please
Stranger: 12, f, kamerun
You: fucking awsome im 54/m/FL
You: wanna have babies
Stranger: sure, some day
You: im not talking someday im talking now
Stranger: sure
You: i love you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.WTF!,WTF?..LOL

[You_Wish]

bill you want to have babies..

[oneSLOWex]

meltdown engaged

OH LAWD...somebody call a bambalance!

[DriVaH]

Nope. that will be 99.95 + tax.....kthx cash. just saying:ninja:

[PURP]

OH LAWD...somebody call a bambalance!

ZLUL

[oneSLOWex]

bill you want to have babies..

HAIL NAW! lol...well maybe a couple with megan fox or misa campo... :lmfao:

[Buttons]

i'm broked.

[oneSLOWex]

cash. just saying:ninja:

YUP

[You_Wish]

megan fox most deff... or Dakota lmao

[PURP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0

[oneSLOWex]

i'm broked.

ill take payments.....you can even pay up in person....ill be at IA collecting monies hahah

[oneSLOWex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0

that was just on pandora a few min ago lol

[DriVaH]

ill take payments WITH INTREST.....you can even pay up in person....ill be at IA collecting monies hahahFIXED

[oneSLOWex]

FIXED

i like that one better! LOL

[DriVaH]

i like that one better! LOLjust looking out homie...:D

[oneSLOWex]

just looking out homie...:D

preciate mane! :goodjob:

[DriVaH]

all day.

[oneSLOWex]

every day

[PURP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB_D6jIqDf0

[WTF?]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: what do you think about animal sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[oneSLOWex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB_D6jIqDf0

FAWK YEAH!!

[DriVaH]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: what do you think about animal sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.ha haaaa:lmfao:

[PURP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85iMAm18oRc&feature=related

[WTF?]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: i love u
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: i love u
You: hello
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: 16, f, mi
You: u?
You: ???????
Stranger: fuck uuuuuuu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[C-loS109]

hi

[DriVaH]

hiwelcome...:goodjob:

[oneSLOWex]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: TAIwang?
You: the fuck?
You: huh
You: do you like buttsecks?
Stranger: fuck you .grt away.

[WTF?]

lol

[oneSLOWex]

ELOHEL that shit is fun

[oneSLOWex]

fuckin hell

[WTF?]

its addicting

[PURP]

what a day... fixing to leave and go finish shaving my buddies bay... I'm so tired of working on cars....

[NVEOUS]

Good morning everyone.

Purp- I started polishing my valve cover last night. :D lol even though its only a single slammer. I got bored.

[junior_tm]

hey purp how much to shabe my engine bay?

[NVEOUS]

What exactly is shaving your engine bay?? Is that where you take all that gunk stuff thats painted over out that seals the joints or something like that??

[WTF?]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey i am searching a cute girl :)
You: you found one
Stranger: yeah?
You: o yeah
Stranger: where r u from?
You: GA u?
Stranger: china
You: awsome i love asian men they have such small penis
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u have a MSN?
You: no :( my parents wont let me have it anymore
You: so how small is your penis
Stranger: how ole r u?
You: 16
You: u?
Stranger: small than you arm
Stranger: 20
You: your old enough to have my baby
Stranger: u have email?
You: no they took that too :(
You: they dont know about this site
Stranger: can you show me your photo?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you r 16 and u like make love?
You: yes i want a baby
Stranger: do u wanne suck my penis?
You: of course
You: only if you have my baby tho
Stranger: No problem
You: awww your so sweet
You: am i weird if i ask if its ok to have my dog join in on our love making?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: dog see us?
You: no like a 3some
You: please...
Stranger: oK
Stranger: come on
You: i found my soul mate
You: so what do you want to name our baby
Stranger: Jack?
You: NO!!!
Stranger: Mike?
You: how bout michale
You: to honor michale jackson
Stranger: Phuck?
You: why?
Stranger: like fuck
You: he was a sweet innocent guy
Stranger: okok
You: see your so sweet thats why your going to have my babies
Stranger: i can`t wait
You: i know i want 9 of them
Stranger: let`s makeing love
Stranger: ok?
You: well first you have to do something for me
You: you might think its kind of weird tho
Stranger: ?
Stranger: nop
Stranger: do what for you>?
You: i want you to get naked, stick your penis between your legs and dance around singing im a pretty little girl
Stranger: oh
You: do you drink alchol?
Stranger: hot
You: i know right
Stranger: yeah
You: what kind?
Stranger: Vodka

You: what kind? i hate vodka
Stranger: why?
Stranger: callde ak47
You: im a beer kind of guy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i like beer too
You: what kind?
Stranger: but today i drunk Vodka
You: i dont like vodka cause everytime i drink vodka i wake up next to some radom guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[PURP]

dew dew

[PURP]

10200

[WTF?]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello im male with webcam, are u female?
You: i swing both ways
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NVEOUS]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hello im male with webcam, are u female?
You: i swing both ways
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lmfao:

[oneSLOWex]

hahahaha that shit is so fun

[WTF?]

i know

[You_Wish]

ghey

[WTF?]

NO!!!!

[NVEOUS]

YES!!!!!

[WTF?]

lol

[WTF?]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: m/f
You: male
Stranger: female
Stranger: age?
You: damn
You: 30
Stranger: why damn?
You: cause im a homo
You: but its ok ill still talk to you
Stranger: i will act likeka g uy
You: no thank you
Stranger: wanna c a pic?
You: ya
Stranger: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QIILXHqbkv8/RvlSPb4jhfI/AAAAAAAABME/zX1evrpEjxo/s400/luav0f60o2Wc.jpg
Stranger: lol
Stranger: this isnt m,e
Stranger: u mite like it tho
You: how the hell am i supposed to see that
Stranger: copy and paste it to a new page
You: aww your so sweet now send me one of you
Stranger: ok hold on
You: i have thought about being with a girl but i just dont think i can do it
Stranger: http://collegeotr.s3.amazonaws.com/images/blogs/19212cb47ff7133a6f6cf6b30aa24b3f.jpg
Stranger: this is me
Stranger: im 26
You: your hott whats your name
Stranger: tabitha
Stranger: wats urs?
You: can i stick it in your butt so its kinda like im with a guy just with out all the hair
You: jason
You: any nudes?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: no i lost them on my old computer that when down when my house burned down
Stranger: ok
You: do you not like anal sex?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i guess i do
You: it feels really good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: kool
Stranger: thats sexy
You: i know
Stranger: yea
You: so where you from
Stranger: i dnt rele tell ppl
Stranger: srry
You: fine be that way
Stranger: srry
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: ?
You: Mich.
You: see it isnt that hard
Stranger: ok
Stranger: queens
Stranger: :D
You: do you like animal sex?
Stranger: never tried
You: have you ever had sex with another girl
Stranger: yes
You: cool so your bi
Stranger: yea
You: you should try animal sex its a whole new experience
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: it seems a lil weird
You: it is a first but then after 2 or 3 times you ge used to it
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: ok
You: i miss michale jackson
Stranger: me 2
You: he was the greatest
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i like thrller the best
You: i was jealous tho he got to sleep with all those little boys
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how many times did u have sex
You: every weekend
You: u?
Stranger: every morning
Stranger: well i g2g bye

[oneSLOWex]

ghey

ima neg rep you IRL

[WTF?]

WTF?


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[You_Wish]

i wanna know if i talk to ppl fromIA on there lmao..

[oneSLOWex]

i wanna know if i talk to ppl fromIA on there lmao..

LOL i bet we all have at some point

[DriVaH]

i wanna know if i talk to ppl fromIA on there lmao..lol

[You_Wish]

lmao
i allways think i am..

[C-loS109]

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Stranger: u a horny boy?
You: are you?
Stranger: im a horny girl
You: prove it
Stranger: u a horny boy?
You: im a horny girl and boy
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lol

[WTF?]

lol

[WTF?]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you>
You: how are you
Stranger: good
You: good
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL
You: LOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: ismc cmnciiiww '''' yddy54444447777373799929922222nnnnn d _____jja
You: ismc cmnciiiww '''' yddy54444447777373799929922222nnnnn d _____jja
Stranger: skfjksjdf
You: skfjksjdf
Stranger: i like dogs!
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: )':
You: snakes rule
Stranger: touche
You: i know
Stranger: yup
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: well what would you like to talk about that is so interesting
You: pizza
Stranger: mmmmmmm what kind of pizza do you like>
You: fully loaded
You: cheesy crust
Stranger: sounds good
You: i know
Stranger: I like pepperoni and sausage
You: i love sausage
Stranger: mmmmhmmmm
You: i love the happy ending
Stranger: me too
You: its so warm and gooie
Stranger: exactly!
You: i love it all over my face
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[C-loS109]

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You: butt sex?
Stranger: hi
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[WTF?]

lol.

[C-loS109]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: dick or pussy?
You: lol
Stranger: im 12 what is this
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You: so ur 12? im 11
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[C-loS109]

lol im laughing so hard right noww!

[WTF?]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: dick or pussy?
You: lol
Stranger: im 12 what is this
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You: so ur 12? im 11
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[oneSLOWex]

LOL....who is it?

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: so tell me.....do you like it ITB?
Stranger: you shit suck like my ITBs
Stranger: i got a dohc zc and a matching ecu
You: faggot
You: thats a weak ass engine
You: wait....DOHC ZC?
Stranger: im turboed by greedy
You: RIIIIGHT
You: god damnit
You: are you on IA?
Stranger: ma lumina is lighter than a feather, its hood made of carbon fiber
Stranger: you little faggot ass *****, you dont even know these things
You: yeah? well my sunfire is tuned by god himself....it runs a 3 FLAT....in the mile
Stranger: orly?
You: yezzir
You: LOL fucker are you on import atlanta?
Stranger: im rockin a masterflow exhaust with a GSR
Stranger: you ***** bitch
You: hahahaha
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: i have holes in my exhaust
You: its stock....came factory oin it in 2000
You: its pretty cool
Stranger: red hot lava mixed with salava
Stranger: pulvarising everything in it's wake
Stranger: nothing can stand my fuckin turboed lumina
You: LOL goddamnit this is no fun when the other person is trying to do the same thing

[WTF?]

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

[DriVaH]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: dick or pussy?
You: lol
Stranger: im 12 what is this
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You: so ur 12? im 11
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[oneSLOWex]

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

hahahahha i knew it would happen eventually

[WTF?]

it wasnt me

[oneSLOWex]

it was someone on here LOL

[WTF?]

i know now who

[oneSLOWex]

LOL who

[You_Wish]

lmao dani

[oneSLOWex]

dlkfdalfhlkdfkdsklvbkdbgdbfj

[dabuilding]

:ninja:

[oneSLOWex]

ELOHEL

[You_Wish]

shits so fucking ghey..

[DriVaH]

so that shit was a fake?

[dabuilding]

.......................:ninja:

[You_Wish]

im trying to get nudz

[oneSLOWex]

LOL you are gonna get a fat hoe

[dabuilding]

fat bitches need love too........................thats why justins coming

[DriVaH]

fat bitches need love too........................thats why justins coming:eek: ....:lmfao:

[oneSLOWex]

fat bitches need love too........................thats why justins coming

ROFL



im not bringing any so if hes into that sorta "thing" its BYOFB(but please dont) lol

[DriVaH]

someone has got to take one(ton) for the team..

[dabuilding]

ROFL



im not bringing any so if hes into that sorta "thing" its BYOFB(but please dont) lol
lol :werd:
nah but whos got the beers?

[oneSLOWex]

someone has got to take one(ton) for the team..

HAHAHAHA i nominate justin!

[oneSLOWex]

lol :werd:
nah but whos got the beers?

gas station within walking distance of our hotel :D

[You_Wish]

im not fucking no FB sowwy..

[DriVaH]

ROFL



im not bringing any so if hes into that sorta "thing" its BYOFB(but please dont) lolgood cause i am sure the coupe can't take that kind of abuse..

[oneSLOWex]

im not fucking no FB sowwy..

ELOHEL good

[WTF?]

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