NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[03RCode]

Rain = no work. No work = installed foldout in the truck.

[NVEOUS]

i lookin at collegehumor . com

[03RCode]

http://www.glassass.com

[NVEOUS]

what site is that?
no porn or i get fired. lol

[oneSLOWex]

WTF thats fucked up lol

[03RCode]

It MIGHT be considered porn.

[Mr.Ek9]

Dude thats fucking gross lolol

[NVEOUS]

Hey its alex!!

[03RCode]

But it brings the lulz. Watch till at least 45 seconds.

[NVEOUS]

No clicky clicky on it then lol

[oneSLOWex]

u dont wanna see balls anyway LOL

[NVEOUS]

lol yea your most definately right.

[oneSLOWex]

lol gonna try for 1500 tonight....

[NVEOUS]

im shooting for 1000 befor i leave.

[03RCode]

I'm going to try for 1,600 tonight!!!!!

[NVEOUS]

oh wait you already made your goal lol

[03RCode]

LOL Yeaaaaaahhhh. I is not post whore.

[oneSLOWex]

2 years you has been here only 2700 posts LOL

[NVEOUS]

Im not really i just get bored and post. I've posted 800 times in the past week and a half. Which some post more then that in a day.

[Catnip]

weak asses

[oneSLOWex]

lirl at your SN

[03RCode]

2 years you has been here only 2700 posts LOL


14 Months, 2700 posts = not post whore.



Evan= post whore.

[oneSLOWex]

i r not post whore

[03RCode]

6.02 post per day = you
5.88 post per day = me

[NVEOUS]

evan is a post whore. and his SN is annoying lol

[NVEOUS]

how did you figure that out?

[Catnip]

=/

sad face

[03RCode]

Evan is a homoghey bitchnigga. Real talk.

[NVEOUS]

why the sad face evan?

[Catnip]

I drive a honda =/

[03RCode]

Sad. Since your getting 40,000mpg is your bitchass coming to the varshitty?

[oneSLOWex]

thats reason for :)



not :(

[NVEOUS]

LOL it'll be ok. I drive a subie and got rid of my TA too. We're in the same boat. lol

[NVEOUS]

I need to put some faces with these names on here.

[oneSLOWex]

i have no face

[NVEOUS]

hmmm well then i dunno what to do about you then lol

[oneSLOWex]

sono annoiato

[NVEOUS]

huh??

[03RCode]

Jose Cuervo

[NVEOUS]

alright but im a vodka man

[03RCode]

If I'm drinking liquor, which is rare, it's going to be Maker's Mark.

[Catnip]

I need to put some faces with these names on here.


Don't mind the face, LOL... she said something, I made the face and looked up, and she was taking a picture

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/l_34f1dd00cc9d481b8a045a306c4463e2.jpg


she = :camera: :ninja:

[03RCode]

Don't mind the face, LOL... she said something, I made the face and looked up, and she was taking a picture

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/l_34f1dd00cc9d481b8a045a306c4463e2.jpg


she = :camera: :ninja:






LOLOLOLOLOLOL @ The photoshop potential of this picture.

[NVEOUS]

Don't mind the face, LOL... she said something, I made the face and looked up, and she was taking a picture

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/l_34f1dd00cc9d481b8a045a306c4463e2.jpg


she = :camera: :ninja:

And she must have been MRS (insert your screen name) lol

[oneSLOWex]

huh??
means im bored LOL

[oneSLOWex]

LOL wtf were you doing thar?>

[NVEOUS]

spring break?

[oneSLOWex]

digging random holes in teh beach

[NVEOUS]

I do it too. lol when i go but i build a castle in mine.

[NVEOUS]

that doesn't sound right. lol

[Catnip]

She was laying down, I was bored, and the water was too cold. Might as well dig a hole... right?

[LiL PaKi]

^-- seriously could ur username be any longer??

[NVEOUS]

right lol

[NVEOUS]

hey paki




bye everyone

[LiL PaKi]

hey paki




bye everyone

hey what's up?

[Catnip]

^-- seriously could ur username be any longer??

Take that up with the old ass ogre, vteckidd

*runs*

[gtrmonkey]

HMMMMM

[03RCode]

Take that up with the old ass ogre, vteckidd

*runs*



I must say I'm impressed with the cleanliness of the Teg.

[gtrmonkey]

Dude your only 4 post alway from a 1000. Whore it up.

[LiL PaKi]

Take that up with the old ass ogre, vteckidd

*runs*

lol what did vteckidd do? change ur name?

[03RCode]

lol what did vteckidd do? change ur name?



10-4

[oneSLOWex]

AHHHHHHHH ultra long shift at work makes for teh long days also equaling teh SUCK

[Catnip]

I must say I'm impressed with the cleanliness of the Teg.

y thank you. the paint is lacking (single stage repaint ftl), but everything else is minty ;)

[03RCode]

y thank you. the paint is lacking (single stage repaint ftl), but everything else is minty ;)



I expect to see it at the V.

[NVEOUS]

as do i. I had to come home to hit 1000 posts

[Catnip]

WELL, doubt I'll be at the V unless I can get a friend to split gas with me. lol

[NVEOUS]

only one more

[NVEOUS]

and nothing much lil paki and you??



wooooo hoooooooooo 1000 posts

[gtrmonkey]

You did it

[oneSLOWex]

i just booked 10 fuggin tickets!!

[LiL PaKi]

and nothing much lil paki and you??



wooooo hoooooooooo 1000 posts

lol i'm good.. can't wait till 6pm!!

[LiL PaKi]

i just booked 10 fuggin tickets!!

niceeee...

[oneSLOWex]

im here till 10...you all SUCK

[gtrmonkey]

Book me a free roundtrip to vancouver please

[oneSLOWex]

Book me a free roundtrip to vancouver please
free? you is crazy

[oneSLOWex]

HERROW

[IMPORTchic]

OHMYBORED

[IMPORTchic]

Don't mind the face, LOL... she said something, I made the face and looked up, and she was taking a picture

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/76/l_34f1dd00cc9d481b8a045a306c4463e2.jpg


she = :camera: :ninja:

LOLOLOL

So......should I post the OTHER pics fof Evan?! :ninja:


*runs like hell* :taun:

[oneSLOWex]

dooooo eeeeeeeeeett

[IMPORTchic]

*waits for Evan to chime in*


..IF he ever gets done changing that filter and the plugs! Ugh! Slow pokes FTL!!

hehehehe

ILU Evan!

[oneSLOWex]

should be easy now that hes only got half the amount to do lol

[IMPORTchic]

should be easy now that hes only got half the amount to do lol

LOL tr00fs!

I better not dooo it. He might murder me tomm! :yes:

[IMPORTchic]

I just received a text stating "Nice! My spark plugs were SO bad. Should be quicker now :ninja: "

Not saying who this was from.

:lmao:

[oneSLOWex]

LOL ohmygay


next he will be buying a huge double stack wing and pink neons lol

[oneSLOWex]

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[IMPORTchic]

Man I am going to get it soon!

Might as well add fuel to the fire......

DOHC H22 vs. SOHC B18

:lmao:

[IMPORTchic]

LOL ohmygay


next he will be buying a huge double stack wing and pink neons lol

HEYYYY!! Only I can hate on him! :tongue1:

He knows I love him! :D

[oneSLOWex]

Man I am going to get it soon!

Might as well add fuel to the fire......

DOHC H22 vs. SOHC B18

:lmao:
wut? his engine is DOHC also.... just not as big LOL

[oneSLOWex]

HEYYYY!! Only I can hate on him! :tongue1:

He knows I love him! :D
i was only making teh funnies :D

[oneSLOWex]

omg with both of you in here it looks like 10000000000 people are viewing LOL

[IMPORTchic]

wut? his engine is DOHC also.... just not as big LOL

LOL ooops I meant no VTEC. Not SOHC. STILL...point is.....Lude whoops Teg ass!! Buwahaha!

[IMPORTchic]

omg with both of you in here it looks like 10000000000 people are viewing LOL
:D

[oneSLOWex]

LOL ooops I meant no VTEC. Not SOHC. STILL...point is.....Lude whoops Teg ass!! Buwahaha!

LOL do it! and video that ish too! haha

[Catnip]

kayla, we need to race.

If you win, you win... if I win, I get to hit it as many times as I want tomorrow.

lol wut

*runs*

[IMPORTchic]

kayla, we need to race.

If you win, you win... if I win, I get to hit it as many times as I want tomorrow.

lol wut

*runs*

Hit what? Your gas pedal all the way back to WR's!? :thinking:




LOL wut?

[oneSLOWex]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Catnip]

Hit what? Your gas pedal all the way back to WR's!? :thinking:




LOL wut?


lol. sure. maybe I just won't come :eek:










;)

[IMPORTchic]

lol. sure. maybe I just won't come :eek:










;)

:cry:

[DieselNuts]

:dunno:

[Catnip]

:cry:


ily?

[blaknoize]

^^^^^

[blaknoize]

>>>>>>>>

[oneSLOWex]

\/\/\/\/\/

[blaknoize]

<<<<<<<

[oneSLOWex]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/Arrow_northwest.svg/600px-Arrow_northwest.svg.png

[blaknoize]

http://www.forgottenpaws.com/pointer.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

http://www.kimrichter.com/Blog/uploaded_images/finger-pointing-796415.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

blahhhh

[Dev]

i just got done reading the 10 pages i missed in one day. yall really are some bored mo fo's!

[Dev]

kayla did you wreck the front of your car?

[oneSLOWex]

i just got done reading the 10 pages i missed in one day. yall really are some bored mo fo's!
funk yeah we are lol

[Dev]

well chit im bored as phuck!

[oneSLOWex]

same here....been working since 9 am lol 2 hrs 20min to go...then i gets to drink da beers!

[Catnip]

kayla did you wreck the front of your car?

It was fine a couple days ago and she hasn't said anything about it... :thinking:

[Dev]

shit i do construction which means rain= no work so...

[Dev]

well i seen one goin down the road. it had a lip, well what was left of one.


It was fine a couple days ago and she hasn't said anything about it... :thinking:

[oneSLOWex]

.............

[Catnip]

well i seen one goin down the road. it had a lip, well what was left of one.

Definitely not her, she would've called me crying if it was messed up!

[Dev]

yeah, just looked like hers. but im sure she would have been doin more than cryin if this was hers. the hood, bumper, fenders, and lip was all messed up.

[oneSLOWex]

sooo dead right now

[IMPORTchic]

Ummm yeah definately wasnt me. And you are WHO dev?

[MINI]

sooo dead right now

Yeah im bored

[oneSLOWex]

Yeah im bored
same here...VERY bored ready to go eat and drink some beer!

[Dev]

devon dillard! remember me?

[IMPORTchic]

devon dillard! remember me?

Honestly.....? Not really. :thinking:

Elaborate how I would know you? Name sounds familiar....:goodjob:

[Dev]

yeah went to pepperell, hung out with bert, millhollan, lonnie, matt agan, etc.

[IMPORTchic]

yeah went to pepperell, hung out with bert, millhollan, lonnie, matt agan, etc.

skinny blonde headed kid? always getting in trouble?

[Dev]

you know it! but i had a lot of fun!

[oneSLOWex]

im hungry....someone bring me somethin to eat lol

[Dev]

oneslowex you ever go through summerville?

[oneSLOWex]

i have been there maybe once or twice but its been a REALLY long time...its about an hour or so from me

[Dev]

yeah i was gonna see if you've ever been to dirt town deli. i no it sounds trashy but its pretty good.

[IMPORTchic]

you know it! but i had a lot of fun!

You know I was not one to like trouble.....:dunno:

lol

[IMPORTchic]

know*

....not no.....

:rolleyes:

[oneSLOWex]

yeah i was gonna see if you've ever been to dirt town deli. i no it sounds trashy but its pretty good.

never heard of it

"you want a sandwich santa...."
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/bad-santa.JPG

[Dev]

well trouble was the only thing to pass the time there. ^^and the fat kid is phucking halarious!

[oneSLOWex]

ROFL yeah i bout lose it everytime he asks if he wants a sandwich

[Dev]

fo reals

[Dev]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/46v1.jpg

haha shit head!

[oneSLOWex]

hahahahahahaha nice

[oneSLOWex]

getting so much closer

[oneSLOWex]

going for 1500 tonight lol

[Dev]

i will do good to get 350

[oneSLOWex]

LOL you need to work harder at being a whore hahah and wow i joined the same month as you

[oneSLOWex]

reps for the hell of it

[Dev]

yeah i just got on here to look for parts for a while, then kinda started bs'n around.

[Dev]

right back at ya man.

[Dev]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1363/1333580770_292cd6856c.jpg?v=0

[oneSLOWex]

hahaha my friend has a mirror that says that....and its on a silver mustang too hahaha

[oneSLOWex]

bored

[oneSLOWex]

almost to 1500

[Dev]

same here nothin to do in this little town.

[03RCode]

So is it just me or is my sig not showing up?

[oneSLOWex]

WUT???? I see no more boobies!! someone got you

[oneSLOWex]

20 more min

[Dev]

my sig isnt working either :thinking:

[oneSLOWex]

mine is....LOL

[Dev]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1310/544479221_e4f0a13e74.jpg?v=0

lol

[IMPORTchic]

Where are my free reps?! I always miss out! :(

[oneSLOWex]

*searching for old monitors around the office*
http://lemonnier.se/erwan/talks/pix/BoredSysadmin.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/displannotwo128392317581093750.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

Where are my free reps?! I always miss out! :(

joo has been +repped! :D

[IMPORTchic]

joo has been +repped! :D

THank ya! =) Says I must spread more b/f I can rep again! =-/

[oneSLOWex]

poopie

[oneSLOWex]

http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/itrytoputon128389842783593750.jpg

[03RCode]

Yooooooooooooooooooo

[oneSLOWex]

im outta this bish....HOLLLAA

[Dev]

http://orkutluv.com/images/Funny%20Animation%20(310).gif

oh chit

[Dev]

http://orkutluv.com/images/Funny%20Animation%20(318).gif

more lol!

[Dev]

well im outta here peace up a-town down!

[blaknoize]

hmmm bird droppings...

[Catnip]

i bust the windows out yo car.

[03RCode]

i bust the windows out yo car.





I bust yo face.

[blaknoize]

I bust yo face.
I busted on yo :locked:

[j0nbunklah0m]

contributing :O

[GSRteg®]

What is up tonight up in here?

[03RCode]

I busted on yo :locked:



Tell your mother I want my first 3 children back out of her asshole.

[Catnip]

Tell your mother I want my first 3 children back out of her asshole.


Awwww

[nismo_92]

LOL
Tell your mother I want my first 3 children back out of her asshole.

[GSRteg®]

Man this thread is old come to think about it.

[03RCode]

One year and 3 weeks old today.

[nismo_92]

THATS WAT I HERD

[NVEOUS]

Whats up everyone?? GOOD MORNING and THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY!!!! This thread blew up last night. 5 pages i had to read through. lol

[oneSLOWex]

MORNING

[MINI]

MORNING

Nice to see you here today.

[NVEOUS]

I see you hit your 1500 last night lol

[oneSLOWex]

haha bet you never thought you would see me here did you? lol

[NVEOUS]

Nice to see you here today.

No no its nice to see you here today :gay:

[oneSLOWex]

I see you hit your 1500 last night lol
hahaha yezzir....think i got 100+ posts yesterday

[NVEOUS]

I need to catch up to you slow. lol

[NVEOUS]

i know i got 150+ yesterday. I had like 840 when i started.

[oneSLOWex]

LOL you gonna have to do work then

[NVEOUS]

yes yes i know. lol only 500 down lol

[MINI]

No no its nice to see you here today :gay:

why thank you sir :gay:

[MINI]

Im going fishing sunday

[NVEOUS]

im taking my gf on a picnic. lol and putting my dogs up a fence.

[MINI]

Who ever gets post 2000 should become a super mod

[MINI]

im taking my gf on a picnic. lol and putting my dogs up a fence.

giggling in a field of daisies!:boobies: And i remember having to put up a fence for my pet chickens.

[X-Runner]

Who ever gets post 2000 should become a super mod

That has come and gone but ok.

[MINI]

That has come and gone but ok.

Sorry, I didnt read the previous 1450 pages :tongue1:

[oneSLOWex]

I fucking hate this old ass man that works with me

[MINI]

I fucking hate this old ass man that works with me

Details.

[NVEOUS]

giggling in a field of daisies!:boobies: And i remember having to put up a fence for my pet chickens.

LOL yea i figured if it stops raining that maybe we could do something liek that. and why would you want PET chickens?

[NVEOUS]

Details.

x2 on that one. :lmfao:

[oneSLOWex]

Well...hes retired so he only works so many months a year. I was working 8am - 5pm for a while. He decides he wants to come back to work....so they give him that shift...now i get mostly 9 - 6 but randomly get weird ass hours. AND half the damn day he will sit with his phone on unavailable while he fucking looks at football on the internet or plays card games on the computer. SO i get to catch ALL the calls while he does that. The owner wont say anything to him because they are buddy buddy....i just want to climb up on the desk behind him and do a flying jackie chan lookin ass kick to the back of his head

[MINI]

LOL yea i figured if it stops raining that maybe we could do something liek that. and why would you want PET chickens?

I dont even remember why I got them in the first place. I had two that just walked around the house named Little Jerry and Newman. Then a dog ate both of them. Now I have 9 lol. I had this huge cock. It came up to mid thigh, named Beetlejuice. We traded it for another hen (which I regret doing) and the other chickens pecked it to death. But I get 9 fresh eggs a day.

[oneSLOWex]

I dont even remember why I got them in the first place. I had two that just walked around the house named Little Jerry and Newman. Then a dog ate both of them. Now I have 9 lol. I had this huge cock. It came up to mid thigh, named Beetlejuice. We traded it for another hen (which I regret doing) and the other chickens pecked it to death. But I get 9 fresh eggs a day.

LOL you named your cock beetlejuice.... :lmfao:

[MINI]

LOL you named your cock beetlejuice.... :lmfao:

Yeah lol

[NVEOUS]

Well now i understand a little better. lol royal. its sentimental lol and business at the same time.

[NVEOUS]

Well...hes retired so he only works so many months a year. I was working 8am - 5pm for a while. He decides he wants to come back to work....so they give him that shift...now i get mostly 9 - 6 but randomly get weird ass hours. AND half the damn day he will sit with his phone on unavailable while he fucking looks at football on the internet or plays card games on the computer. SO i get to catch ALL the calls while he does that. The owner wont say anything to him because they are buddy buddy....i just want to climb up on the desk behind him and do a flying jackie chan lookin ass kick to the back of his head

Dooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt Nooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww!!!! And you have to video it.

[oneSLOWex]

hahahaha I WISH I COULD!! i hate that mother fucker

[IMPORTchic]

Gooood morning....ugh.....cannni go back to sleeep?!

[oneSLOWex]

DO IT! lol i wish i could go back to bed for like 3 days

[NVEOUS]

Gooood morning....ugh.....cannni go back to sleeep?!
I thought evan was coming over today?

[NVEOUS]

I cant go back to sleep once im awake and doing stuff normally it sucks. But i can sleep till noon everyday becasue i used to do it when i was little.

[oneSLOWex]

such a nasty day out

[IMPORTchic]

I thought evan was coming over today?

He is on his way....THAT is why I am up. lol

[NVEOUS]

LOL well then you can go back to sleep together when he gets there. lol till then you can talk to us. :)

[NVEOUS]

such a nasty day out
I know it sucks. I hate driving in the rain.

[oneSLOWex]

just go back to sleep till he gets there lol

[NVEOUS]

yea you could do that. and leave a key so he can get in. then he could go back to sleep too lol

[oneSLOWex]

slackers

[NVEOUS]

where did everyone go?

[oneSLOWex]

i keeled them

[NVEOUS]

well at least you spared me













for now.

[Oz10]

oatmeal cream frogs.

[oneSLOWex]

blueberry turtles

[oneSLOWex]

well at least you spared me













for now.


:ninja:

[NVEOUS]

strawberry grasshoppers

[NVEOUS]

now i have to be careful and use my :ninja: wherever i go.

[oneSLOWex]

fuck that.... nacho cheese maggots

[oneSLOWex]

now i have to be careful and use my :ninja: wherever i go.
the force is strong with this one

http://www.symbian-freak.com/downloads/freeware/cat_s60_3rd/images/accelerometer/lightsabre01.jpg

[NVEOUS]

I think ill take this insteadhttp://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w205/fishhead_1964/PamelaAnderson.jpg

[NVEOUS]

and i just realized that her:boobies: were basketballs lol

[oneSLOWex]

too bad she would give you shit ajax wont wash off LOL

[NVEOUS]

LOL but she is still nice to look at.

[oneSLOWex]

fuck yeah lol

[NVEOUS]

http://scrapetv.com/News/Images/fat%20guy%20eating%20giant%20hamburger.jpgI think sammich got hungry

[oneSLOWex]

he is about to nom a massive burger LOL

[NVEOUS]

lol damn im bored today.

[oneSLOWex]

me too dude....sucks

[oneSLOWex]

soo ready to go. going to a party in a warehouse tonight :D

[NVEOUS]

and i want to be able to drive my damn car!! :( paying 385 a month for it to sit.

[oneSLOWex]

and i want to be able to drive my damn car!! :( paying 385 a month for it to sit.
that fuggin sucks dude

[NVEOUS]

soo ready to go. going to a party in a warehouse tonight :D

NICE man. Is it liek a rave type thing or what?

[NVEOUS]

that fuggin sucks dude
yea no kidding. I hopefully have a plan that will get it back on the road soon.

[oneSLOWex]

NICE man. Is it liek a rave type thing or what?

buddy of mine leaves for a year in Iraq next week and owns a warehouse in the middle of downtown. its more or less just a party...

[The Ninja]

WTFaggotry is going on in here?

[oneSLOWex]

there is no gayness in here foo