NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[Oz10]

sure thing. Us straight people gotta help eachother out. I don't know about those other guys... :gay: :thinking:

[jew_boy]

somebody got tissue :D

[Oz10]

http://www.goodnessdirect.co.uk/detail/955193b.jpg
here u go

[Oz10]

nvm

[bandydesign]

ok well I guess we're 50-50 now gay and str8

[bandydesign]

What is this? I don't have any pr0n reps!!!!!

[Andy_013]

pictures are :gay:

videos are :boobies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iuaCgk7D3M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1p1MG-NJeA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAClmUIIRAo&feature=related

[Oz10]

What is this? I don't have any pr0n reps!!!!!
wheres your pron???

[bandydesign]

oooo, but there are other eyes in the room... So I cant check them :(

[bandydesign]

wheres your pron???

:( I don't have a collection, theres a reason I ask lol

[TS240]

oooo, but there are other eyes in the room... So I cant check them :(
x2 Fawking roomates. lol

[bandydesign]

Im getting some mad whore post count

[Oz10]

word

[TS240]

Im getting some mad whore post count
x2:D

[bandydesign]

x2 Fawking roomates. lol

Bunch o peeps ran in to steal some pizza! They all looked at my screen and I :ninja: ninja hid the pr0n.


cuz Im pro like that!

[Andy_013]

:( I don't have a collection, theres a reason I ask lol

haha

[TS240]

Bunch o peeps ran in to steal some pizza! They all looked at my screen and I :ninja: ninja hid the pr0n.


cuz Im pro like that!
haha

[Andy_013]

Bunch o peeps ran in to steal some pizza! They all looked at my screen and I :ninja: ninja hid the pr0n.


cuz Im pro like that!

sucks for you

[Oz10]

we need more people in here

[Andy_013]

I'm half way on here





accounting project:2up:

[bandydesign]

we need more people in here

x2

[bandydesign]

where is everyone?

[Oz10]

probably:nautjerk:

[bandydesign]

probably:nautjerk:

yah most likely to gay pr0n:gay:

[Oz10]

probably

[bandydesign]

You want to open 'quote.txt', find all the misspelled words, and replace them with the
correctly spelled equivalent in a new file 'correctquote.txt'. How would you open the original
file?
A. a = dlmread('quote.txt')
B. a = dlmread('quote.txt', '/t')
C. a = fopen('quote.txt')
D. a = fopen('quote.txt', 'r')
E. a = fopen('quote.txt', 'w')

[Oz10]

??? no clue

[bandydesign]

yah, i dont either


..*cracks open book*

[bandydesign]

books not helping

[Oz10]

I'm studying for a health exam tomorrow. its so fun!!! :no:

[lilgapeach]

You want to open 'quote.txt', find all the misspelled words, and replace them with the
correctly spelled equivalent in a new file 'correctquote.txt'. How would you open the original
file?
A. a = dlmread('quote.txt')
B. a = dlmread('quote.txt', '/t')
C. a = fopen('quote.txt')
D. a = fopen('quote.txt', 'r')
E. a = fopen('quote.txt', 'w')

D?

[Andy_013]

what happen to everyone?

[Oz10]

kustombuildz bored everyone to death with his homework

[TS240]

Good Night Fellas.

[Oz10]

night

[Oz10]

where did everyone go? this thread is usually bumpin at this time of night

[Oz10]

still noone...

[Andy_013]

Oz10 check your rep *nws*

[Andy_013]

where did everyone go? this thread is usually bumpin at this time of night
a sleep or rld

[lilgapeach]

still noone...


There is people viewing the thred just not posting in here.

[Andy_013]

the first post on this page

[Andy_013]

post #1111

[KPowerEP3]

I have to poop, but I'm at work :(

[bandydesign]

ur at work @1:20AM??

[bandydesign]

Im sitting around not being productive

[Andy_013]

I'm still working on my project

[blackshine007]

Mad VTAK skillz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftk6OOMO6MA

[Oz10]

99ex thanks for the repss niiiice!!!

[Andy_013]

^ just return the love

[Oz10]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 99ExDriver again.

I will when I can

[lilgapeach]

I gave you guys some rep, I haven't given rep in forever so you guys were my first in like a year or so.

[Oz10]

Thank you for the honor!!! :D

I repped u back

[Oz10]

yess I'm up to four rep bars now!

[lilgapeach]

Thank you for the honor!!! :D

I repped u back

NP, and thanx!!

[lilgapeach]

I have had 2 bars forever, guess thats what I get for only posting on IA a few times every few months lol.

[bandydesign]

I want some pr0n rep still!

[Andy_013]

^I will sent some love (rep) to you when I can

[bandydesign]

I'll find you a nice one!

[Andy_013]

I need to post more in here

[bandydesign]

yeah you do

[Andy_013]

10 minutes post, no one post:(

[Oz10]

kustombuildz ill rep you when i can

[Andy_013]

2nd time on the top :bump:

[bandydesign]

kustombuildz ill rep you when i can

with pr0n?


Good man!:cheers::goodjob:

[Andy_013]

the 2:30 A.M. post

[Andy_013]

IA clock is slow

[lilgapeach]

I'm bored post just to help make the thred longer.

[bandydesign]

lonnnger

[Andy_013]

next post, i'm going to my bed

[lilgapeach]

Good night I am going to bed post

[Oz10]

with pr0n?


Good man!:cheers::goodjob:
pron wil definitely be involved :idb: :idb: :boobies: :boobies: :goodjob:

[Andy_013]

Good night everyone,



I am going to bed, later 99ex

[Oz10]

night

[itsnotarex]

Here's my drop in the bucket.

Oh and OZ10, reps for your signature. That's some pimp ****.

[Slow Motion]

pop..

[GSRteg®]

What it be?

[Brett]

Almost 200 pages, Hell yeah

[LS2ner]

pop, pop, pop goes the weasel. I fell off. Shouldve had it to 250 by now :(

[Dr.G35]

early morning post

[imbosile]

i hate mornings...

[TicketRedBB6]

i hate mornings...
X2.

[Dr.G35]

X3

[AnthonyF]

x4?? i dunno...just got to work

[TicketRedBB6]

Atleast wednesdays are halfway through the work week. Not nearly as sh!tty as monday mornings...Still sucks tho.

[AnthonyF]

yawn...i brought my paintball shiot to work...got a new barrel. Cant wait to test it on the cars out back. :-D

[TicketRedBB6]

Lolz. Im at college. Wish I had a paintball gun here :ninja:

[AnthonyF]

^hahaha hell yea

[blackshine007]

My car is loving the cool air right now this morning. Though honestly it could stand to get warmer. I must go to work now.

[TicketRedBB6]

Time for classes now. Ill be back later. Keeping whoring towards that record guys :goodjob:

[DieselNuts]

is this slowing down already? there are only 3 active users currently viewing this thread

[Sammich]

this thread was made by an old man who forgets to wear his depends...what do u expect?

[bandydesign]

ahhh morning for me I went to sleep @ 4 woke @6:30 and now Im actually awake in my physics class :( Today is gunna suck!

[Sammich]

wheres hondachik? that bamma is suppose to be on..and i'm suppose to be gettin in her powderpuff girls panties...wtf

[bandydesign]

Elastic Forces & P.E.
spring obeying Hooke's law
springs want to stay in their Equilibrium position

[bandydesign]

restoring force developes in the spring to return it to its EQ length, which means the restoring force is opposite of the expansion or compression

[bandydesign]

when a particle attached to a spring that is returning to EQ pos. it will have an accel. Therefore, it will go beyond the EQ pos and return, causing a back and forth motion

[bandydesign]

F=-k*delta S

k is spring constant

[Sammich]

double u tee eff dewd

[bandydesign]

restoring force F is F=-kx

[bandydesign]

pretty simple stuff so far



when you add mass to the end of the spring connected to a static object creates a new EQ pos. defined as follows:

mg=k*delta S
k=mg/delta S

[bandydesign]

if u compress the spring there will be a force that developes and the potential energy will increase then when released the kinetic energy will increase.

[bandydesign]

if we know how much the spring is compressed then we can find the potential energy and restoring force. This would be difficult to calculate using kinematics b/c the restoring force will constantly change

[bandydesign]

So we need a relationship between the acceleration of the spring and the position(amount of compression)

[bandydesign]

it is possible to solve using f=ma=-(k*delta S)=m(ds/dt)

but its very difficult

[bandydesign]

if the spring has negligible mass then the alternate method would be...


conservation of momentum(P)

[Sammich]

http://charleston.craigslist.org/clo/603506545.html

[bandydesign]

The third method is through the following:

Energy conservation

J is the impulse=delta P

F(in the S direction)=ma(in the S direction)=m(dv/dt)=m(dv/ds)(ds/dt)

which changes variables to position, so..

F=mv(dv/ds)

integrate from initial S to final S, which are velocities of F with respect to position

=integral mv*dv

=delta K

[bandydesign]

http://charleston.craigslist.org/clo/603506545.html

OOOooo0o0o thats decieving, I'm in class don't distract me!:tongue1:

[Sammich]

dont be posting this educational BULLCRAP on this thread...i'm not in school muthafuccer lol

[bandydesign]

delta K= - integral k(s-s(@eq))ds = -integral k(delta S)d(delta S) = -k((delta S)^2)/2 evaluated from initial delta s to final

[bandydesign]

dont be posting this educational BULLCRAP on this thread...i'm not in school muthafuccer lol

well I am and you'll feel my pain :crazy:

[Sammich]

weaksos:tongue1:

[bandydesign]

K(final)+.5k(delta S final)^2=K(initial)+.5k(delta S initial)^2

[bandydesign]

lol@weaksos

Time for the PRS(personal response System) question of the day!

[bandydesign]

Question:

I am

(1) Here in body & spirit
(2) Here body but @ Spring break in spirit
(3) I am operating someone else's PRS who is on spring break

[bandydesign]

5 people chose 3

I chose 1

[bandydesign]

U(potential energy)=1/2 k(delta S)^2

zero of PE delta S=0, s=s(@eq)

[bandydesign]

U becomes larger as you travel farther from the equilibrium position

Stick and Slip ex.:

you have a force pulling on a mass connected to another mass via a spring.

As you pull the block to the right, the tension in the spring is increasing, when it reaches the max, then the block will move.

[bandydesign]

such that f max=mu(static)*N=kx

mu(static) is the coefficient of static friction

[Brett]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[bandydesign]

Conservation of energy:

two objects with masses m1 and m2

and there is a spring between them

they collide and compress the spring to a maximum extent and then the particles move away from each other at different velocities

If I know the V1i and V2i (which are in opp directions)

how fast are they moving during this collision?

after the spring reaches eq pos. how fast are the particles moving?

[bandydesign]

so long as the spring is mass-less then u can calculate the speed before the collision

[bandydesign]

The max compression can be calculated by first finding the sum of the potential energy

K1+K2+0(the elastic potential engergy before collision)

DO NOT set this = to .5k(delta S)^2

[bandydesign]

this is wrong based on energy conservation

at the collision the two objects become one and move together, so the potential energy before and after compare as follows:

Pi=Pf
m1(v1)i+m2(v2)i=(m1+m2)V

so...

K1+K2+0=.5k(delta S max)^2+.5m1*V^2+.5m2*V^2

[AnthonyF]

KB with the whoring....jesus...and what the hell...i dont know what u are talking about. good thing u have the 30 sec rule lol.

[bandydesign]

alrigh /physics lesson on to the library!

[blackboi50]

im up in this bishh!!!!! :D.......1

[allmotoronly]

3628

[AnthonyF]

^^11,260..... :D my # is higher

[bandydesign]

whew, at the library now

[bandydesign]

Im fueling all those stalkers out there with all this location info im giving out :ninja:

[AnthonyF]

i have ur IP addy.... :ninja:

[bandydesign]

alright checking notebook for notebook check @ noon

[bandydesign]

i have ur IP addy.... :ninja:

hook that up to your GPS and stalk like a pro!

[bandydesign]

*inserts flash drive*

[bandydesign]

8gigs! Fry's FTMFW!

[bandydesign]

*loading autocad*

[bandydesign]

It has to "re-install" every time you logon to a school computer which is teh ghey

[bandydesign]

*logs into Tsquare*

[bandydesign]

nm I have to check my email for my corrected DWFs, *switches over to email*

[imbosile]

where is your class?

SEB?

[bandydesign]

wrong email, other account...

[imbosile]

http://poststuff5.entensity.net/031008/ihasamoney.jpg

[bandydesign]

where is your class?

SEB?

Yeah, ME lab

[blackboi50]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to KustomBuildz again....

yo u killin me kidd:lmfao:.........im crackin up over here:lmao:.....1

[imbosile]

health quiz at 1 ftl...

[bandydesign]

lolz

[bandydesign]

health quiz at 1 ftl...

that sux, will it be hard tho? Where is that at? Skiles?

[imbosile]

it's in the architecture building, it's actually my hardest class right now haha.

I have all A's and B's, except that class - I have a C.

[bandydesign]

error with AOEMviewer2008! Oh noes the USDM is down!!!!!

[bandydesign]

it's in the architecture building, it's actually my hardest class right now haha.

I have all A's and B's, except that class - I have a C.

OMGz health? I never expected that to be difficult! I was planning to put it off anyways. But I might have to take it next sem :/

[bandydesign]

Freaking library computers are so slow!!!

[bandydesign]

loading time...

[bandydesign]

ok lab 3 printouts done, lab 4

[bandydesign]

geez this computer sux!!!!:cussing:

[bandydesign]

10:40, looks like I can't eat b4 lab :(

[bandydesign]

OK DONE WITH LAB4


OOPS all CAPS fromusing AutoCAD

[bandydesign]

that should be through lab 5, time to print and make sure all those worked

[bandydesign]

font too small on one, reprint...

[bandydesign]

wow! There is a line of 9 people right here waiting for computers

[bandydesign]

one hour remains traverse map complete!

[TicketRedBB6]

Lol wtf.

[bandydesign]

computer is sooo slow! Why couldn't they just give us a copy of AutoCAD?

ok lab 6 complete!

[bandydesign]

lol "a day in the life" I made a blog rofl!

[bandydesign]

ok well back to my dorm to check for the last of it! lol

[blackboi50]

this has turned into a kustombuildz blog thread!!!! hahahaa:D....1

[bandydesign]

lol, hole punches and now off to my dorm.

[4dmin]

184? that is weak sauce we should easily be over 200... you guys need to step it up.

[Sammich]

u've only posted two post in this thread...gtfo mod...

*runs from ban stick*

[TS240]

184? that is weak sauce we should easily be over 200... you guys need to step it up.
PBS is slowing us down.:D

[Lizbiz101]

u've only posted two post in this thread d@mn you STAY lyin!!!

[Sammich]

d@mn you STAY lyin!!!

did i tell u that u can get out of the bed? i know i left the laptop in the living room...get back in the bed and put that thong back on with them high heels

[Lizbiz101]

lol

[DieselNuts]

ugh...work sucks. im glad its almost lunchtime.

[Leisa]

Boobies.... :boobies:

[BKgen®]

ugh...work sucks. im glad its almost lunchtime.

:werd:

[Sammich]

Boobies.... :boobies:

speaking of..i'm still waiting for that 'text'

[Leisa]

speaking of..i'm still waiting for that 'text'



hahaha... too funny :lmfao:

[bandydesign]

ugh, I haven't eaten yet today! Too much to do!

[bandydesign]

they wont let us leave until 1:45 mins. into class so I am stuck and I don't know when I'll have time to study CS. :(

[TicketRedBB6]

Well, going to accounting now. Worst class/teacher/subject i've ever had.

[bandydesign]

we have to make an assembly of a lamp so retarded, it should be easy but I doubt it will be quick

[blackboi50]

*yawns*.............1

[bandydesign]

10 parts in total

[hondachik]

i'm at work...no nws please =)

[Sammich]

WHY NOT?

[TS240]

lol

[bandydesign]

im in class I second the no nws request

[Sammich]

im in class I second the no nws request

GTFO THE NETZ HOE...FUCCIN UP FOR THE REST OF US NWS ADDICTS

[blackboi50]

GTFO THE NETZ HOE...FUCCIN UP FOR THE REST OF US NWS ADDICTS

ummmm im thinking u are the only "addict" sir........u need the rehabs!!!!!:lmfao:.....1

[Andy_013]

I just woke up

[blackboi50]

ok so did IA juss shut down for like 2 hrs????:thinking:......me and nitro couldnt log on over here!!!!........1

[Andy_013]

I couldn't log not for about a hour

[Sammich]

i'm dead

[blackboi50]

ok as long as i wasnt the only one........thought i got banned or something!!!! that sh!t was like ERROR NUCCA!!!!!!:lmfao:....1

[blackboi50]

i'm dead

good now im taken your 18s and ya wife:eek:......1

[Sammich]

lol im selling the 18s lol

[blackboi50]

lol im selling the 18s lol

what about the wife???....:D.....1

[DieselNuts]

ugh, these server problems arent helping "the world's longest thread"

[Sammich]

what about the wife???....:D.....1

nope...she stays with me...esp with those sweet booty shorts she wears

[blackboi50]

nope...she stays with me...esp with those sweet booty shorts she wears

yea i know.....juss last nite when she rolled over and i looked at that a$$......................:ninja:...........oh my badd!!!!:lmfao:.......1

[TS240]

Ok back from PBS's house.

[Sammich]

yea i know.....juss last nite when she rolled over and i looked at that a$$......................:ninja:...........oh my badd!!!!:lmfao:.......1

ima kill u after i kill crazy asian lol


Ok back from PBS's house.

thanks for the quickie:goodjob:

[hondachik]

hiii =)

[Sammich]

sup sweet cheeks..

[hondachik]

at work til 8pm =(


whad u doin? btw i got plenty of leghumpers now...and tittie humpers

[Sammich]

at work til 8pm =(


whad u doin? btw i got plenty of leghumpers now...and tittie humpers

LOL i didnt even get to see the b00bies..that suckorz...i'm here at work..anxious to get my arse home

[jew_boy]

come on people this a record breakin thread

start posting

[imbosile]

yo' kustom, have you guys done the water bottle yet?

or what about the basketball game?

[mocha latte cupcake]

FLUCK THE POLICE! and the rain.... and sheep... stupid cotton balls with legs...

[mocha latte cupcake]

nazonazo mitai ni chikyuugi wo tokiaka****ara
minna de doko made mo ikeru ne

wakuwaku ****ai to negainagara sugo****eta yo
kanaete kureta no wa dare nano?

jikan no hate made Boooon!!

*WARP de LOOP na kono omoi wa
nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou

aru hareta hi no koto
mahou ijou no yukai ga
kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
a****a mata au toki warainagara HUMMING
ureshisa wo atsumeyou
kantan nanda yo konna no
oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
ooki na yume & yume suki deshou?

iroiro yosou ga dekisou de dekinai mirai
sore demo hitotsu dake wakaru yo

kirakira hikatte atsui kumo no ue wo kazaru
ho****achi ga kibou wo kureru to

jikan ni norou yo Byuuuuun!
CHEAP de COOL na toshigoro da mon
samishigaccha hazukashii yo nante ne iwasete

te to te wo tsunaidara
mukau toko muteki desho
kagayaita hitomi ni wa fukanou ga nai no
ue dake miteiru to namida mo kawaichau
"kawaritai!"
kokoro kara tsuyoku omou hodo tsutawaru
hashiridasu yo ushiro no hito mo oide yo
dokidoki suru deshou?

Boooon!!

:bump:

[Andy_013]

come on people this a record breakin thread

start posting
I would but I'm working on my final project

[Andy_013]

^ talk English

[mocha latte cupcake]

If we can map out all of Earth's mysteries,
We will be able to go to any place we want.

We spent our lives with anticipations and hopes,
But who is the one that grants them?

Until the end of time, Boooon!!

*With a warp, this looping feeling
Swirls everything together and plays around with them.

On a particular sunny day,
A happiness greater than magic
Will pour down endlessly. It's not impossible!
When we meet again tomorrow, we'll laugh and hum a tune.
Let's collect all the happiness,
It's easy, there's nothing to it.
Chase after them and try to catch them,
You love big dreams, right?

Anything is possible in the future where nothing is certain,
But I know that one thing is for sure.

Hanging above the thick clouds and shining brightly,
The stars will give me hope, I know it.

Let's ride time, Byuuuuun!!
I'm at the cheap and cool age,
Please let me express my loneliness and shyness sometimes.

If we hold our hands together,
We'll be invincible at our destination.
Nothing is impossible in these sparkling eyes.
Just look up and the tears will dry.
"I want to change!"
Shout from the bottom of your heart and it'll be heard.
Break off running and leave the others behind.
Your heart is beating fast, right?

Boooon!!

[bandydesign]

yo' kustom, have you guys done the water bottle yet?

or what about the basketball game?

No and No! Lol, sounds like it will get more interesting.


I failed that damed CS test:cussing:

[bandydesign]

All I have had to eat all day is a thing of sushi :(

[bandydesign]

The hardest physics lab is tomorrow! Not to mention we have physics h/w due every other day up through tues. That's during sprng break!!!!!!

[bandydesign]

At least I got my physics lab done in class.

[bandydesign]

Now, time for me to help a friend with her ME lab, lol the only subject that I can help others in.

[bandydesign]

im listening to Petey Pablo lol

[bandydesign]

313 Dividend Drive Suite 300 Peachtree City GA. 30269

^^^I need to mapquest this...

[bandydesign]

FOUND! lol thats a small parking lot

[bandydesign]

How are you supposed to have a meet in that sized lot?

[Andy_013]

^whore

[Andy_013]

I'm finish with one of my accounting project :cheers:

[Andy_013]

now to start back on the other one

[hondachik]

ewee @ sushi. u nasty whore

[mocha latte cupcake]

what?! OUT WITH YOU HONDA GIRLIE! sushi is the best evers!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/464814756_ad508b9bbe.jpg

i keed i keed i still wub j00 :cheers:

[bandydesign]

what?! OUT WITH YOU HONDA GIRLIE! sushi is the best evers!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/464814756_ad508b9bbe.jpg

i keed i keed i still wub j00 :cheers:


x2

[bandydesign]

^whore

I will not deny it

[allmotoronly]

3731

[bandydesign]

3732

[AnthonyF]

post count > post number







PWNAGE!!!!!! pray for me...first time taking the car home....if I dont reply within in an hr...you know what happened.

[bandydesign]

*praying that the car and ant get home safely and he lets me drive it*

[NAIZBST]

3735

[bandydesign]

fit... dah honda smallness

[allmotoronly]

3737

[Andy_013]

3738

[bandydesign]

somebody wanna get me an ej-eg squad image? I need one for a PS

[allmotoronly]

3740

[Andy_013]

I thank cactusEG wanted a sig for the ej-eg squad

[allmotoronly]

this **** is going slow today...

[bandydesign]

brb


^true sign of a post whore

[Andy_013]

its 7:00 do you where your car is at?

[bandydesign]

I thank cactusEG wanted a sig for the ej-eg squad

thats what im working on, I need the graphics

[allmotoronly]

damn I'm getting close to the 2000 posts mark. lololol.

[hondachik]

post count > post number







PWNAGE!!!!!! pray for me...first time taking the car home....if I dont reply within in an hr...you know what happened.

I text u today retard asking how it was going. You ignored me. I hope someone rabbit hops along and pisses on your wheels while you're at a stop light.



buttwhore.

[KPowerEP3]

*yawn* you're all pretty much fags.

I kid.

maybe.

[bandydesign]

yah, post whore and you'll get it tonight no prob

[hondachik]

what?! OUT WITH YOU HONDA GIRLIE! sushi is the best evers!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/464814756_ad508b9bbe.jpg

i keed i keed i still wub j00 :cheers:

sushi tastes like raw asian ass.


and that pic didn't show up for me, maybe its because ur ghey?