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DriVaH
06-09-2009, 04:30 PM
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/gross.jpg
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/gross.jpg
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/gross.jpg
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/gross.jpg
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/gross.jpg
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/gross.jpg

-Ant.how did that happen?

oneSLOWex
06-09-2009, 04:30 PM
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/c/crazy_dance-12762.gif

AnthonyF
06-09-2009, 04:31 PM
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/6uot9op.gif

-Ant.

DriVaH
06-09-2009, 04:32 PM
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/c/crazy_dance-12762.gifis that you slow???? LOL:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

AnthonyF
06-09-2009, 04:36 PM
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/yellowviper2.jpg

-Ant.

oneSLOWex
06-09-2009, 04:36 PM
lulz
http://www.myspacearena.com/media/funny/7.gif

oneSLOWex
06-09-2009, 04:37 PM
is that you slow???? LOL:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

LAWL



HAIL NAW lol :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

DriVaH
06-09-2009, 04:38 PM
LAWL



HAIL NAW lol :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

mmmmpsi
06-09-2009, 04:40 PM
I'm outta here golfing time ladies.. see ya!

oneSLOWex
06-09-2009, 04:41 PM
CYA

DriVaH
06-09-2009, 04:55 PM
be good PSI

DriVaH
06-09-2009, 05:05 PM
i am out ... later fam

Master Shake
06-09-2009, 07:01 PM
ant, what was up with the fingers you posted?

were they burnt or something? cause the shit looked like it was burnt down to the fucking core.

n00bsrus
06-09-2009, 07:44 PM
hi guys
been a minute since i've been on here. glad to see this thread's almost to 2000 pages. just 61 more to go!

mmmmpsi
06-09-2009, 10:49 PM
Game 7 NHL finals coming up Friday!!

Game 3 NBA Final going on now!! GO MAGIC!!! Other than KB I hate the Lakers..

TheGrillMan
06-09-2009, 10:52 PM
so think we can hit 2k tonight?

mmmmpsi
06-09-2009, 11:18 PM
I doubt it.. I'm fading fast.. As soon as the BB game is over I'm probably heading to bed..

civic gsr
06-09-2009, 11:18 PM
im in i think u ned a couple more

mmmmpsi
06-09-2009, 11:24 PM
Seats for NIN/Jane's Addiction on Friday in Charlotte. OMG I don't know how I'm going to get through the rest of the week!!!

http://seatingcharts.livenation.com/ballena/115/test/?pano_name=sec_4_2

ahjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mmmmpsi
06-09-2009, 11:36 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFRz68lcG3Y

TTNSX
06-09-2009, 11:38 PM
my contribution

mmmmpsi
06-09-2009, 11:58 PM
Do what now??

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 12:00 AM
Can someone explain to me where they find these skank ass women announcers for basketball (in depth) interviews. .. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 12:36 AM
DO WANT!!!
M3!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Convertible-19s-6-Speed-Manual-Loaded-Gorgeous_W0QQitemZ290323065157QQcmdZViewItemQQptZU S_Cars_Trucks?hash=item43989a6945&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=65:12|39:1|72:317|240:1308#ht_5861wt_129 6

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 12:49 AM
HAHAHAHA I'm so fucked....


http://www.bebroken.com/

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 11:43 AM
Seriously?? No one else here today yet?? wow.

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 11:44 AM
Dow 8,749.68 -13.38 (-0.15%)
S&P 500 939.62 -2.81 (-0.30%)
Nasdaq 1,844.00 -16.13 (-0.87%)
10y bond 3.92% +0.01 (0.26%)

mocha latte cupcake
06-10-2009, 11:58 AM
el oh el locked threads is locked

stillaneon
06-10-2009, 11:59 AM
hahaha

osnap
06-10-2009, 01:27 PM
psssssh

oneSLOWex
06-10-2009, 01:32 PM
posting a post so i can get some posts

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 02:04 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I was going to snap there for a second.. Please don't close thread!! It's my lifeline!!

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 02:16 PM
Hey Obama.. stop BREAKING shit!!

Dow 8,668.97 -94.09 (-1.07%)
S&P 500 931.45 -10.98 (-1.17%)
Nasdaq 1,834.08 -26.05 (-1.40%)
10y bond 3.95% +0.05 (1.28%)

oneSLOWex
06-10-2009, 02:17 PM
SO bored...FAWK

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 02:18 PM
New wedges to add to my bag!!

http://www.carlsgolfland.com/shop/images/D/NIKESVTCH.jpg

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 02:25 PM
SV Tour

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 02:26 PM
Well maybe, I'm also looking at Taylor Made and Cleveland ugh why does there have to be SOOOOOOOOOO Many choices..

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 02:30 PM
Ugh.. might as well throw Mizuno in as well.. :/

oneSLOWex
06-10-2009, 02:31 PM
i dun like golf....its boring to me

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 02:31 PM
Green-collar workers -- who include everyone from energy-efficiency consultants to wastewater plant operators -- constitute a tiny but fast-growing segment of the U.S. economy, according to a study published today by the Pew Charitable Trusts.

TREE HUGGERS

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 02:43 PM
Raw Video: Cop Tasers 72 Year-Old Granny Texas police are defending the Tasing of a driver who "refused to move" and got "violent." But this driver was a 72-year-old woman who, while ornery, barely makes it up to the cop’s chest. Watch the raw video of her getting blasted with the stun gun

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 02:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yWaE8tTlsc

NVEOUS
06-10-2009, 03:15 PM
i dun like golf....its boring to me
Same here. I thought tennis was boring too till i went out and played it last night lol. I actually like it.

Brett
06-10-2009, 03:19 PM
2,000 pages is VERY close!!!

NVEOUS
06-10-2009, 03:28 PM
2,000 pages is VERY close!!!

lOOK ITS THE OP!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 03:55 PM
Deploying new operating systems for users can be a challenging task irrespective of whether you have 50 or 5000 users. This is because during deployment, different system images need to be created and maintained based on the needs of different types of users. In addition, user data and settings need to be preserved and migrated during the deployment process. Moreover, steps must be taken to ensure existing business applications will run properly on the new platform. Windows 7 includes new features and updated tools that help organizations of all sizes meet these deployment challenges

oneSLOWex
06-10-2009, 04:22 PM
oh hair tharrr

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t311/jee35dreamn/big3730026.jpg

Catnip
06-10-2009, 04:26 PM
oh hai guise

RedEj8
06-10-2009, 08:32 PM
oh hair tharrr

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t311/jee35dreamn/big3730026.jpg

YES :idb:

RedEj8
06-10-2009, 08:33 PM
Three summer classes ftl...

dabuilding
06-10-2009, 09:01 PM
ive seen this thread too many times and surprisingly have never posted in it and i dont care to read up and see wats being said because its a little too long lol o well just thought id help everyone make it to 2000 pages

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 09:08 PM
Ahhhhhhhh. I need wedges!!

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 09:27 PM
K I just bought wedges!!

http://www.ping.com/clubs/wedgesdetail.aspx?id=334

Picked up a 54 and 58!!

oneSLOWex
06-10-2009, 09:29 PM
ive seen this thread too many times and surprisingly have never posted in it and i dont care to read up and see wats being said because its a little too long lol o well just thought id help everyone make it to 2000 pages

LOL nothing important hahaha just a bunch of boo boo

Master Shake
06-10-2009, 09:31 PM
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/gross.jpg

-Ant.what is that?

does anyone know? i want to know the story of what happened.

oneSLOWex
06-10-2009, 09:34 PM
that is photoshopped

Master Shake
06-10-2009, 09:42 PM
that is photoshoppedalright, that eases my stomach a little bit.

cause for a min there, i would just look at it, and my stomach was just be churning but i wouldn't look away, lol. what is it suppose to be?

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 09:42 PM
Where are all the white women at??

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 09:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M

AnthonyF
06-10-2009, 10:04 PM
i burned my fingers on some chemical at my shop. It hurt for about 2-3 months.

-Ant.

Miranda
06-10-2009, 10:37 PM
:lmfao:

MANSWERS has got to be one of the funniest and most educationally entertaining shows I have ever seen...


I just learned that in one day, 21 guys could fill a tire with their farts.

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 10:39 PM
http://www.llamma.com/xbox360/repair/ring_of_light_x-clamp_fix.htm

fucking XBOX took a shit the other day.. time to fix.

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 10:56 PM
Bump for 2000!!

We're going to party like it's 1999!!! haha wow that was bad.

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 11:03 PM
Computerworld - Microsoft said today that it will pull the plug on its Money personal finance program at the end of this month, citing competition from banks, brokerage firms and unspecified Web sites as the reason.

The company posted the the announcement to the front page of the Microsoft Money site on Wednesday, saying that it will end selling the software, which has been available for 18 years, after June 30. Copies purchased prior to that must be activated no later than Jan. 31, 2010.

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 11:07 PM
http://www.highplainsbison.com/hpb/Shop?Dsp=1000

mmmmpsi
06-10-2009, 11:23 PM
HMMM

http://cgi.4chan.org/s/src/1244690116801.jpg

FasTech
06-10-2009, 11:24 PM
Bitch nigg@'s.

FasTech
06-10-2009, 11:25 PM
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mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 08:49 AM
Foreclosure Filings Fall in May
Washington Post - 1 hour ago
By Renae Merle Foreclosure filings fell in May compared with the previous month, but remain at elevated levels, according to data from RealtyTrac released today.

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 09:03 AM
Aren't ya'll jealous of what I get to do today???? HAHA

What's New in Windows® 7 for IT Professionals

Introduction

This two-hour clinic provides you with an overview of the new and enhanced deployment, security, manageability, and performance features in Windows 7. It describes how these features meet the day-to-day needs of IT professionals.

This clinic covers the following topics.

Overview of Deployment Enhancements
Overview of Security Enhancements
Overview of Manageability and Performance Enhancements
IT professionals completing this clinic should have basic familiarity with deploying, managing, and maintaining Windows Vista or the Windows XP operating system.

Objectives

At the end of the course, students will be able to:
Describe the new and updated deployment features and tools for Windows 7.
Describe new and enhanced security features in Windows 7.
Describe the improvements in performance and manageability in Windows 7.

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 09:35 AM
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Sales at U.S. retailers rose in May and the number of workers filing new applications for jobless benefits fell for a fourth straight week last week, according to official data on Thursday that suggested the recession was abating.

The Commerce Department said total retail sales rose 0.5 percent, the first advance in three months, lifted by strong gasoline and building material receipts. Sales fell 0.2 percent in April.

A separate report from the Labor Department showed the number of U.S. workers filing new claims for jobless aid fell 24,000 to 601,000 in the week ended June 6, the lowest since January 24.

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 09:36 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/wmaut4.jpg

AnthonyF
06-11-2009, 09:39 AM
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/gross-1.jpg

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 10:03 AM
Has anyone actually bought a GM car in the last 10 years???

GM pulls the plug on the 2010 hybrid Malibu after slow sales of last year's model leave dealers with plenty of inventory. Dealers have been underwhelmed with the car, which they say offers only marginally better fuel economy at a price premium.
from SeekingAlpha.com: Market Currents by SeekingAlpha
GM pulls the plug on the 2010 hybrid Malibu after slow sales of last year's model leave dealers with plenty of inventory. Dealers have been underwhelmed with the car, which they say offers only marginally better fuel economy at a price premium. Post your comment!

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 10:25 AM
Emails show Fed strong-armed BofA

A day before Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis is due on Capitol Hill, emails detail the pressure the Fed put on BofA to complete its merger with Merrill Lynch.

WASHINGTON (CNNMoney.com) -- Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis heads to Capitol Hill on Thursday, and he's likely to be grilled by lawmakers about the government's role in ensuring that the bank complete its controversial merger with Merrill Lynch.

According to emails released Wednesday that pull back the curtain on heated negotiations, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke had suggested to another Fed official that "management is gone," if BofA managers tried to flee the deal and later on needed further government assistance.


Why does this not surprise me at all??

03RCode
06-11-2009, 10:26 AM
Leaving for PA in a little under 5 hours. Be back Monday!

AnthonyF
06-11-2009, 10:28 AM
^My roommate is going to PA also today and my other roommate is flying there tomorrow. Both IA members. be like one long distance circle jerk


-Ant.

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 10:48 AM
wadup fam?

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 10:49 AM
Microsoft Hardware has a great set of products that work very well with Windows Vista and Windows 7. When Windows 7 hits stores this fall, Microsoft Hardware will release new software that will allow the current line-up of Microsoft Hardware products (mice, keyboards, LifeCams, gaming devices and notebook accessories) to take advantage of new capabilities being introduced with Windows 7 such as the new Windows Taskbar and Device Stage.

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 11:24 AM
Ugh.. this day is dragging/

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 11:26 AM
Avis Budget (CAR) Raised to Equal Weight at Barclays.
Bank of America (BAC) Raised to Outperform at KBW.
Blue Coat Systems (BCSI) Raised to Buy at Merriman Curhan Ford.
Clarient (CLRT) Started as Outperform at Baird.
IHS (IHS) Started as Buy at Jefferies.
Mastercard (MA) Started as Buy at Piper Jaffray.
Plexus (PLXS) Raised to Outperform at Baird.
Quantum Fuel (QTWW) Started as Overweight at Thomas Weisel.
Schlumberger (SLB) Started as Buy at Societe Generale.

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 11:30 AM
Ugh.. this day is dragging/sure the fuck is... LOL

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 11:48 AM
OMG is it over yet???

BTW, 1500 here I come.

DriVaH would you hit 2000 already damn boy! ;)

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 11:49 AM
Introduction to Server Consolidation in Windows Server 2008

Lesson Introduction
An important usage scenario of Hyper-V is server consolidation. Using server consolidation, you can consolidate multiple workloads on under-utilized servers. This provides you many benefits such as reduction in the number of servers and reduced costs. However, when performing consolidation, you may encounter issues such as application incompatibility. Using virtualization along with consolidation helps you overcome many issues related with consolidating applications and services.

Lesson Objectives
After completing this lesson, you will be able to:

Explain the concept of server consolidation.
Describe benefits of server consolidation.
Describe issues with centralizing applications on consolidated servers.
Describe how server consolidation optimizes hardware resources

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 11:56 AM
OMG is it over yet???

BTW, 1500 here I come.

DriVaH would you hit 2000 already damn boy! ;)LOL... i have lost that posting feeling...

AnthonyF
06-11-2009, 12:09 PM
u fagg0ts scroll up!

-Ant.

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 01:10 PM
what is for lunch PSI?

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 01:11 PM
u fagg0ts scroll up!

-Ant.what you talking about ANT?

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 01:24 PM
Quiznos!!!

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 01:26 PM
sounds good.... i think i might do the same...

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 01:28 PM
HAHAHAHA Monumental FAIL!!!

Boomers to This Year's Grads: We Are Really, Really Sorry

In 1969, baby boomers took podiums at college graduations around the country and pledged to redefine the world in their image.

Forty years later, they have, and now they are apologizing for it. Their collective advice for the class of 2009: Don't be like us.


Alan Petersime/The Indianapolis Star
Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels
Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels, 60 years old, told the graduating class of Butler University last month that boomers have been "self-absorbed, self-indulgent and all too often just plain selfish."

New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, 55, told Grinnell College graduates in Iowa that his was "the grasshopper generation, eating through just about everything like hungry locusts."

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124458192890699487.html#mod=loomia?loomia_si=t0: a16:g2:r3:c0.0505889:b25224942

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 01:31 PM
LOL

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 01:59 PM
Overview of Hyper-V in Windows Server 2008
Hyper-V is the hypervisor-based virtualization technology that helps you make the best use of your server hardware resources. The main role of the hypervisor is to provide strong separation between the parent and child partitions. The parent partition is responsible for providing virtualization services to the child partition. Each child partition contains independent guest operating systems. With the help of the architectural features such as VSPs, VSCs, VM Service, VM Worker process, and VMBus, Hyper-V provides improved performance and security. The main usage scenarios of Hyper-V are server consolidation, business continuity and disaster recovery, test and development, and dynamic datacenters.

Hyper-V is the hypervisor-based virtualization technology that helps you make the best use of your server hardware resources. The main role of the hypervisor is to provide strong separation between the parent and child partitions. The parent partition is responsible for providing virtualization services to the child partition. Each child partition contains independent guest operating systems. With the help of the architectural features such as VSPs, VSCs, VM Service, VM Worker process, and VMBus, Hyper-V provides improved performance and security. The main usage scenarios of Hyper-V are server consolidation, business continuity and disaster recovery, test and development, and dynamic datacenters.

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 02:10 PM
ok I think I've had enough Microsoft propaganda for the day!!

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 02:15 PM
Physical memory on the host computer is the main limiting factor that determines the number of virtual machines that can run simultaneously. The virtual machines share this physical memory with the parent partition.

Memory requirements are typically 512 MB for the parent partition, the allocated memory for each child partition, and a further 32 MB overhead for each child partition. Therefore, a child partition that has 256 MB of allocated virtual RAM requires a host that has at least (512 + (256 + 32)) = 800 MB of RAM. Hyper-V supports up to 64 GB of RAM for each child partition and up to 2 TB of physical RAM for each host.

NVEOUS
06-11-2009, 02:17 PM
only 54 more pages!!

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 02:19 PM
Dow 8,836.82 +97.80 (1.12%)
S&P 500 951.33 +12.18 (1.30%)
Nasdaq 1,873.32 +20.24 (1.09%)
10y bond 3.87% -0.09 (-2.27%

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 02:28 PM
YOU CAN DO IT!!

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 02:29 PM
Oh here we go.. only a matter of time this was going to come up..


Obama calls for public health insurance option
from MarketWatch.com - Real-time Headlines

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 02:30 PM
i am tired

oneSLOWex
06-11-2009, 02:30 PM
BLAH

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 02:39 PM
So I'm a contractor here.. A friend of mine that I play golf with and stuff just got hired on internally which is pretty sweet.. I can't say I'm not jealous at all cause I am but I'm also happy for him.. Hopefully having someone as an internal will help me in the long run :)

oneSLOWex
06-11-2009, 02:41 PM
bored post

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 02:44 PM
I honestly have no idea how I'm going to make it through the day tomorrow.. Today was hard enough and it's still not over..

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 03:01 PM
Rapidly changing business needs and usage can lead to frequent changes in network utilization. To meet these requirements, you can implement a dynamic IT environment. A dynamic IT environment runs multiple virtual machines on several servers. The management logic of this environment automatically manages the virtual machines according to the network traffic. This helps in maintaining high hardware utilization and low maintenance costs of the servers. Hyper-V helps in implementing and managing a dynamic IT environment easily

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 03:09 PM
Clustering and Backup in Virtual Environments
What Is Clustering in a Virtual Environment?
TranscriptClustering in a virtual environment can be of two main types: parent clustering and child clustering.

Parent clustering uses two physical computers, and both host operating systems must run the Failover Clustering service.

The clustered child virtual machines run on the parent computer, either in the active-passive mode with one node on standby or in the active-active mode with both nodes running applications.

If a parent node fails, the Failover Clustering service fails over all of the virtual machines from the failed node to the healthy node.

In child clustering, virtual machines run either on one or more host computers.

The difference is that in child clustering, each child operating system runs the Failover Clustering service and monitors the clustered applications or services locally.

If a clustered application or service fails, the Failover Clustering service fails over the application or service to the other child node in the same way as hardware-based clustering.

Parent clustering has the advantage that the virtualized applications, network services, or operating systems do not have to be cluster-aware, because the failover process occurs at the virtual machine level.

However, with child clustering, the child operating system must support Failover Clustering.

You can combine parent and child clustering to provide seamless transfer of network services, applications, and virtual images between virtual machines and between physical computer nodes.

For both parent and child clustering, iSCSI-based storage provides the best storage solution.

With iSCSI, you can remove the two-node restrictions from older technologies, such as parallel SCSI connections, and use eight-way clustering. iSCSI also matches multiple virtual machines to different storage locations.

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 03:22 PM
So how many people are actually still awake here?? haha

Vicosin
06-11-2009, 03:29 PM
HAHAHA your sig....

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 03:39 PM
A virtual network consists of one or more virtual machines that can be configured to access network resources.

Depending on the configuration of your virtual network, you can choose to connect virtual machines only to an internal network, a small subnet of the internal network, or they can be connected only to the Internet.

There are three types of configurations for virtual networks: private, internal, and external.

The private virtual network provides connectivity strictly between virtual machines. In this type of network, the virtual machines have no connectivity with the parent partition. You can use private networks when you need virtual machines to be completely isolated from external and parent partition traffic.

The internal virtual network provides network connectivity between virtual machines and the parent partition. Such a network is useful in cases where virtual machines can access the network only through the parent partition.

The external virtual network helps you establish connectivity with a physical adapter on the server, so that the virtual machines can access a physical network. For such networks, it is important that you decide which physical network adapter in the server should connect to the virtual network.

Vicosin
06-11-2009, 03:39 PM
My candle smells like soap.

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 03:52 PM
I'm far too tired for sex.

NVEOUS
06-11-2009, 03:56 PM
I'm far too tired for sex.

WTF?!?!?!?!?! You can never be too tired for sex!!!:gay: :gay: :gay:

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 03:57 PM
I'm far too tired for sex.i will never be too tired for sex

DriVaH
06-11-2009, 04:02 PM
i am out...later

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 04:08 PM
Absolute classic..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoZW5xUS0Q

Vicosin
06-11-2009, 04:17 PM
TOO TIRED FOR SEX?!

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 04:21 PM
Greenville, SC

Local forecastHourlyTen-dayMapsAverages
Current conditions (as of 3:53 PM) Today's forecast
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Weather WarningsMostly Cloudy
88°F
Feels like: 90°F


Barometer: 29.8 in
Dewpoint: 66°
Humidity: 48%
Visibility: 10 miles
Precip in last hr: NA
Precip last 24 hrs: 0.09 in
Wind: 8 mph SSW
Sunrise: 6:15 AM
Sunset: 8:43 PM
UV Index: 6 High
Observed at Greenville, Greenville Downtown Airport.
All times shown are local to Greenville.
Today
Hi: 87°
Lo: 68°
T-storms
6 PM 85°
T-storms
9 PM 79°
T-storms
Midnight 73°
Scattered Thunderstorms

oneSLOWex
06-11-2009, 04:27 PM
post

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 04:36 PM
STOP fucking sending T-Storms our way!!

NOW...
NUMEROUS SHOWERS AND STRONG TO SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WILL CONTINUE TO MOVE EAST AT 25 MPH FROM EAST TENNESSEE AND NORTH GEORGIA AND ACROSS THE WESTERN CAROLINAS THROUGH LATE AFTERNOON. THE MORE INTENSE STORMS WILL PRODUCE VERY STRONG WIND GUSTS AND HAIL ALONG WITH FREQUENT CLOUD TO GROUND LIGHTNING AND A QUICK HALF INCH OR SO OF RAINFALL.

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 04:49 PM
k thanks. :)

oneSLOWex
06-11-2009, 06:28 PM
I didnt do it! LOL

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 07:33 PM
Fixing my second 360.. hopefully this one will turn out better than the first. :)

mmmmpsi
06-11-2009, 11:47 PM
great BB game on DAMN!!!

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 06:08 AM
:no:6am cant sleep

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 08:38 AM
I was like that last night at 2am.. UGH.. tried to get on here and it was down.. :(

I'm so fucking wired today for the NIN/JA concert you have no idea.. I don't know how I'm going to make it to 7pm. hahaha

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 08:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SToOccPytl8

AnthonyF
06-12-2009, 09:08 AM
Anyone need work done to their car? My shop is stupid slow. :(

-Ant.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 09:15 AM
Ok seriously I need company today or I'm going to snap.. haha

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 09:19 AM
post going for 1500 today.

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 09:21 AM
STILL AWAKE!:ninja::ninja:

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 09:33 AM
What kinda work does your shop do?

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 09:34 AM
STILL AWAKE!:ninja::ninja:

Dude you're crazy.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 09:38 AM
Dow 8,738.34 -32.58 (-0.37%)
S&P 500 939.48 -5.41 (-0.57%)
Nasdaq 1,849.28 -13.09 (-0.70%)
10y bond 3.83% +0.01 (0.26%)

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 09:40 AM
YEA I KNOW MAN I JUST CANT SLEEP SUCKS DUDE:(
Dude you're crazy.

NVEOUS
06-12-2009, 09:41 AM
why cant you sleep?? Go drink some niquill or something lol

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 09:45 AM
ITS 2 LATE FOR THAT MAN IF I FALL ASLEEP NOW THEN I WAKE UP LATER AND WILL NOT BE ABLE 2 SLEEP AT NIGHT

NVEOUS
06-12-2009, 09:46 AM
Then you can just drink some more of it and sleep at night too!! :lmfao:

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 09:49 AM
:thinking::thinking:HUMMM I MIGHT JUST TRY IT :goodjob::lmfao:

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 09:53 AM
Palin: Letterman owes apology to young women
from msnbc.com: Top msnbc.com headlines

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said Friday that David Letterman “crossed the line” when he joked about her daughters. “It’s not cool; it’s not funny,” she said. “I would like to see him apologize to young women across the country.”

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 09:55 AM
so what is every one up to?

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 09:59 AM
I had a beer in bed, that's what got me to sleep last night

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 10:07 AM
anything new in the news?

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:14 AM
Working hard as you can tell. Trying to make it through the day. ugh

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:15 AM
Source: Atlanta Falcons releasing Michael Vick
from ESPN.com by Pat Yasinskas
The Atlanta Falcons have decided to release quarterback Michael Vick, a league source told ESPN.com

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 10:16 AM
what kind of work do you do?

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:28 AM
U.S. consumers' mood strongest in 9 months
from msnbc.com: Business
U.S. consumer confidence rose to a nine-month high in June but failed again to surpass its level of September 2008, when the spectacular failure of Lehman Brothers sent the world economy into a tailspin, a survey showed on Friday.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:29 AM
I'm a computer geek.. basically..

more specifically I come up with collaboration solutions, E-Mail, Security, Anti-Virus, Compliance, Anti-Spam, etc..

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:31 AM
TV Stations Make Digital Switch
from WSJ.com: What's News US
TV stations across the U.S. are cutting their analog signals, ending a six-decade era for the technology, converting to an all-digital broadcast spectrum.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:32 AM
And apparently a full time newscaster on IA. :)

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 10:34 AM
lol:goodjob:
And apparently a full time newscaster on IA. :)

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 10:37 AM
wadup fam?

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 10:39 AM
not much just here bored off my ass wbu?

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:43 AM
Wat up playa!!

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 10:43 AM
same as you man....TGIF!

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:44 AM
Safari 4 (AAPL) tops 11M downloads in the first three days since its release.
from SeekingAlpha.com: Market Currents by SeekingAlpha

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 10:45 AM
Wat up playa!!shit homie... trying to get thru it like you...

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:46 AM
Bob Harig: Defending U.S. Open Champion Tiger Woods paired with Angel Cabrera and Padraig Harrington
by Bob Harig
Tiger Woods will begin defense of his U.S. Open title on June 18 at Bethpage Black with an 8:06 a.m. (ET) pairing with Masters champion Angel Cabrera and PGA and British Open champion Padraig Harrington.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:46 AM
I feel ya.. hahaha

nismo_92
06-12-2009, 10:49 AM
post ##38909

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 10:49 AM
i just found out it is going to be forever before they can inspect my car... shit sucks.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 10:50 AM
U.S. consumers' mood strongest in 9 months
from msnbc.com: Top msnbc.com headlines
U.S. consumer confidence rose to a nine-month high in June but failed again to surpass its level of September 2008, when the spectacular failure of Lehman Brothers sent the world economy into a tailspin, a survey showed on Friday.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 11:03 AM
SERVER BUSY..

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 11:07 AM
as always...

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 11:27 AM
Forex Daily Outlook - June 12th 2009
by Yohay
It’s a relatively quiet Friday this time. How will the greenback close the week? Here are the event that will influence it…

Japanese Household Confidence is the first significant event for today. It’s expected to rise to 34.1 points.

In Europe, German WPI is predicted to rise by 0.1%, almost nothing. French CPI isn’t expected to be much stronger - only 0.2%.

European Industrial Production is already a very significant indicator. It’s expected to fall by only 0.4%, better than last month’s 2%. The European economy is still stalling.

ECB President Jean-Claude Trichet, will talk about the European economy in two speeches in Bulgaria. EUR/USD moved both ways this week. How will it end the week?

For more on the Euro’s week, check out: EUR/USD - Will it Get on its Feet Again?

In Britain, BOE Executive Director Paul Fisher and BOE Chief Economist Spencer Dale will both speak throughout the day. How will the British Pound react?

In the US, Import Prices are predicted to rise by 1.3%. The highly regarded University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment is expected to show a continuing improvement. The preliminary figure is predicted to rise to 69.5 points, a number not seen for a long time.

That’s it.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 11:30 AM
Hungry.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 11:38 AM
What browser do you use?? Actually maybe I'll start a poll .

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 11:43 AM
explorer

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 11:44 AM
8?

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 11:45 AM
Mickael Pietrus of Orlando Magic flagrant foul on Pau Gasol to be reviewed
from ESPN.com by Marc Stein
Mickael Pietrus' two-handed shove into Pau Gasol's back in the final seconds of Game 4 was the first flagrant foul of the NBA Finals and will thus automatically be reviewed Friday by the league office./p


OH But fucking Kobe's elbow isn't?? Come on.. the NBA needs to get off the Lakers dick.

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 11:49 AM
8?yeah

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 11:53 AM
post post post

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 12:10 PM
Time for some funny shit I think.

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 12:11 PM
???

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 12:17 PM
Here we go!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/Russell218/gk_rain.jpg

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 12:20 PM
Wow..

http://cayse.trunetworks.com/focus/umm.jpg

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 12:21 PM
Here we go!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/Russell218/gk_rain.jpgnice...:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 12:23 PM
Japan's Finance Minister says his government is confident about the outlook for U.S. Treasurys, signaling America's second-biggest lend will keep on buying. "We have complete trust in the fact that the U.S. views its strong-dollar policy as fundamental," Kaoru Yosano says.
from SeekingAlpha.com: Market Currents by SeekingAlpha
Japan's Finance Minister says his government is confident about the outlook for U.S. Treasurys, signaling America's second-biggest lend will keep on buying. "We have complete trust in the fact that the U.S. views its strong-dollar policy as fundamental," Kaoru Yosano says. 1 comment!

He BETTER be confident about the U.S. Outlook cause if he doesn't keep buying treasury notes, no one in the U.S. is going to have any money to buy Japanese shit.

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 12:23 PM
true

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 12:26 PM
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3429/walmartqt9.jpg

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 12:28 PM
Barclays Expects $8.8 Billion Net Gain From BGI Sale
Bloomberg - 1 hour ago
By Jon Menon June 12 (Bloomberg) -- Barclays Plc will reap a net gain of $8.8 billion from the sale of its Barclays Global Investors unit to BlackRock Inc., boosting its capital ratios.


- small amount of cash. :)

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 12:28 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: ooooh my!!!!!!!

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 12:29 PM
Detroit homes at $12K ... I'll take 5
As Detroit home prices in Detroit crash, sales are heating up. But with all of the plant closings and layoffs, who's buying? Investors -- some of whom are snapping up five and 10 houses at a time.

Why would anyone want housing in Detroit?? Do they know something we don't?

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 12:31 PM
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u32/chefnevo/owned.jpg

nice!

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 12:33 PM
real nice..

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:13 PM
LPGA golfer's driver hits and kills robin
from ESPN.com by Reuters
Ahn Shi-hyun's drive on the ninth hole at the LPGA Championship on Friday hit a robin, killing the bird in a puff of feathers.

JEY$JDM
06-12-2009, 01:29 PM
almost to 2000

FasTech
06-12-2009, 01:32 PM
Anyone care to see how much I'm worth??


(For the noobs):Make sure you know how many rep points you have, then I'll rep you and you tell me how many I'm worth.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:39 PM
hahah nice..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Petrov2061990/11253.jpg

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:41 PM
Anyone care to see how much I'm worth??


(For the noobs):Make sure you know how many rep points you have, then I'll rep you and you tell me how many I'm worth.

How much are you worth??

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:42 PM
http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/stupidsign.jpg
hahaha

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:43 PM
ugh must make 1500..

JEY$JDM
06-12-2009, 01:43 PM
how much fast tech?

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/SwissMiss33/funny/dscf0954.jpg

JEY$JDM
06-12-2009, 01:44 PM
^lol

ya sig (mmmmpsi) too funny

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:44 PM
Dow 8,759.35 -11.57 (-0.13%)
S&P 500 940.58 -4.31 (-0.46%)
Nasdaq 1,840.58 -21.79 (-1.17%)
10y bond 3.79% -0.04 (-1.04%)

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:46 PM
DO WANT>.


http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1308/argos6qo.jpg

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:49 PM
I may be the only one but I'll trade a small penis for a Bentley anyday..

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5200/bentley4tf.jpg

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:49 PM
Nice..

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z260/theonlyonetesting/Tits.jpg

JDMbabe
06-12-2009, 01:52 PM
http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/stupidsign.jpg
hahaha

haha

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:53 PM
must post.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 01:59 PM
hey that's my old sig!!! nice. ;)

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:00 PM
YAH RIGHT!!!

Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb has Super Bowl, not raise, on mind
from ESPN.com by ESPN.com news services
Donovan McNabb mentioned the Super Bowl five times in a 14-minute news conference discussing his reworked contract with the Philadelphia Eagles.

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 02:06 PM
i am sleepy

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:08 PM
posting..

Dow 8,765.10 -5.82 (-0.07%)
S&P 500 940.67 -4.22 (-0.45%)
Nasdaq 1,841.44 -20.93 (-1.12%)
10y bond 3.78% -0.05 (-1.31%)

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:14 PM
ok 1500 i'm leaving.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:16 PM
;posting for the weekend. weeeeee

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:19 PM
Come on you can do it!

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:21 PM
Dow 8,765.10 -5.82 (-0.07%)
S&P 500 941.87 -3.02 (-0.32%)
Nasdaq 1,843.89 -18.48 (-0.99%)
10y bond 3.78% -0.05 (-1.31%)

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:21 PM
Dow 8,765.10 -5.82 (-0.07%)
S&P 500 941.87 -3.02 (-0.32%)
Nasdaq 1,843.89 -18.48 (-0.99%)
10y bond 3.78% -0.05 (-1.31%)

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:22 PM
sooooooooo close.

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:23 PM
Ouch..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/2ndtime04gt/Cubancomputerjpeg.jpg

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:23 PM
Wow only 51 pages left..

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 02:24 PM
i think i am gonna leave early today

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:24 PM
Amazing how time flies..

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y183/vtecnique/motivational%20pics/jailbait2.jpg

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:25 PM
Yah I'm leaving in like 5 min.

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 02:25 PM
Ouch..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/2ndtime04gt/Cubancomputerjpeg.jpgoooh shit!!!:eek: :lmfao: :lmfao:

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:27 PM
So you all have a great weekend..

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:27 PM
I know I will!!

mmmmpsi
06-12-2009, 02:28 PM
And I leave you with this..


http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/funny/funny0083.jpg

DriVaH
06-12-2009, 02:30 PM
you have a good one too... stay out of trouble..

FasTech
06-13-2009, 01:48 AM
How much are you worth??


I think 12... but I've got like 500 extra rep points since then.

J-ROCK
06-13-2009, 01:55 AM
well...yeah

Humphrizzle
06-13-2009, 05:34 AM
I'm watchin married with children. What city is this show set in? It looks cool

k20siboii
06-13-2009, 06:03 AM
I'm watchin married with children. What city is this show set in? It looks cool


i don't know man but his wife got some nice :boobies:

Miranda
06-13-2009, 11:11 AM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/stripper0001.jpg


My gift to the morning...

Humphrizzle
06-13-2009, 12:32 PM
haha

k20siboii
06-13-2009, 04:04 PM
HAHA Love the pic

Miranda
06-13-2009, 06:02 PM
Best Quote of the Day:


Well obviously we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids...


bwahahahahahahahaha......

k20siboii
06-14-2009, 12:37 AM
Best Quote of the Day:


Well obviously we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids...


bwahahahahahahahaha......



" whispering eye"

" you long for her whispering eye"

" whispering eye?"

" it means vagina"

" Classy move"

" IT MEANS VAGINA "

" get your whispering eye in the car"

Miranda
06-14-2009, 02:49 PM
" whispering eye"

" you long for her whispering eye"

" whispering eye?"

" it means vagina"

" Classy move"

" IT MEANS VAGINA "

" get your whispering eye in the car"
Reps for awesomeness!

1SICKLEX
06-14-2009, 04:18 PM
GO THREAD GO!

mmmmpsi
06-14-2009, 09:17 PM
GO LAKERS GO!

mmmmpsi
06-14-2009, 09:46 PM
Where are all my homies at? This sucks.. Lakers are going to finish tonight and that's it for sports this summer other than Baseball.. ugh boring.

03RCode
06-14-2009, 09:48 PM
God it feels good to be back home. PA FTL, Corning NY Applebees waitresses FTW!

slostang
06-14-2009, 09:52 PM
God it feels good to be back home. PA FTL, Corning NY Applebees waitresses FTW!

post some whores.

mmmmpsi
06-14-2009, 09:55 PM
Ok I'll just post then. :)

BTW.. Nine Inch Nails & jane's Addiction in Charlotte was OFF the fucking wall good.. OMG I'm still pumped. :) I can't wait for my next concert which is 311 on July 3rd!!

mmmmpsi
06-14-2009, 09:56 PM
I've been to PA many times and hated it..

Been to Corning, NY a few times and hated it as well. :) hehe

mmmmpsi
06-14-2009, 10:02 PM
Fuck Magic are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO done.

mmmmpsi
06-14-2009, 10:13 PM
Course Rating and Green Fees
Designed by famed golf course architect Tom Jackson, Hunter's Creek offers golfers of all ages and abilities the opportunity to enjoy a challenging layout on a relatively quick course. The smooth fairways and challenging greens are well conditioned. This course also offers many beautiful views throughout its twenty seven holes

k20siboii
06-15-2009, 12:51 AM
Reps for awesomeness!


Thankies

so hows everyone's day going?

809KiNg
06-15-2009, 07:22 AM
o sht couple more pages!

809KiNg
06-15-2009, 07:24 AM
LOOK

809KiNg
06-15-2009, 07:25 AM
AT

809KiNg
06-15-2009, 07:26 AM
MY































































































SIG

809KiNg
06-15-2009, 07:26 AM
GOD DAYUMMM

mmmmpsi
06-15-2009, 09:02 AM
I can't say I'm a fan of those "speed skater" legs..

oneSLOWex
06-15-2009, 09:14 AM
good lawd what a bunch of asses! DO WANT

EmminoDaGreat
06-15-2009, 09:24 AM
those asses are amazing

EmminoDaGreat
06-15-2009, 09:25 AM
if i must say so myself...

EmminoDaGreat
06-15-2009, 09:25 AM
number 39000