Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: The veins in my penis are deep purple.
You: like plum crazy purple?
Stranger: I'm actually scared
Stranger: I love you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WTF! lol