this is to much fun!

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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: glasses can be sexy
You: sure can
You: so can garage bags!
Stranger: how so?
You: pull them over the persons head and tie a string around the nexT! oh wow starting to get off!
You: neck*
Stranger: thats rad
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