You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey\
You: HOWDY
Stranger: m/f?
You: I'm a mother.
Stranger: im a guy looking for some dirty talk and pictures disconnect if your not interested
You: Alright.
You: I have some pretty dirty pics of my son.
You: he's 11
Stranger: i want them of you
You: Gotta buy me a drink first. kekeke
Stranger: anything you want baby =]
You: Baby???
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: new york
You: The last guy who called me that, was finishing on my face after a 2 hour anal session.
You: And that Jew was from New York too.
Stranger: o thtas a turn on
You: Fucker didn't even pay me.
Stranger: what an asshole id pay you
You: And I couldn't chase him because I was torn.
You: Aww, you'd pay me for anal?
Stranger: definatly
Stranger: what do you look like
You: Well, I'm about 5'6" short brown hair. Deep blue eyes. Same color stache.
You: I've been told my pecs are spectacular. Along with my washboard abs.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.