Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: how you doin
Stranger: pretty good, dnt know what to do with my husbands body tho
Stranger: you?
You: wondering wtf...
Stranger: why? death is a part of life
You: sounds like you murdered him
Stranger: nooo he went in his sleep
You: well you bury someone who dies
Stranger: i want to savor these last minutes with his corpse
You: well im sure his cock is dead too
Stranger: damn fucking him was next on my to do list, thanks for ruining it!
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