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Stranger: wtf
You: hi!
Stranger: poel
Stranger: are
Stranger: odd
Stranger: on here
Stranger: *people
You: yeah people are def weird
Stranger: hhiiii
You: i had somebody telling me some pretty horrible stuff earlier
You: i don't like all that crap
Stranger: like wha?
You: something about hotdogs
You: it was disgusting
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: thats groos
You: i mean, i like learning stuff, but not getting grossed out
Stranger: one of the reasons im a vegatarin
You: really? that sucks
You: i ate steak last night for dinner
Stranger: no it doesnt meat sucks
You: what did you do wrong to become a vegetarian?
You: you MUST have done something wrong
Stranger: it was my chose i got sick of meat
You: i don't even know what to say to that
You: this steak was the best steak i think ive ever cooked
Stranger: omg no ick
You: it was medium rare, so at least the animal didn;t suffer for long on the grill
You: you wanna know something interesting?
You: Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.
You: thats gotta suck when that happens
Stranger: omg i have to go ow byebyee
Stranger: haha
You: why?
You: you seemed pretty normal
Stranger: cuz my lovely friends want the compter
You: except for all the gay soybean and tofu stuff
You: tell your friends to get their own computer
Stranger: ha ok byebye hes geting angry
Stranger: they dont have one atm
Stranger: we are sharing a laptop in a hotel
You: i was just trying to share info!!! everyone deserves to know about rectal prolapse! you will learn one day i bet the hard way.
You: just tell him to be gentle
You: and use lots of lube, don't need to have a blowout back there
Stranger: haha hes lie dying to check tumblr and his myspace
You: ohhhhh, he;s gay
You: i got ya
Stranger: haha hes nto gay
Stranger: thats fersure
You: DEFINITELY protect your butthole then
Stranger: haha not gay man
You: hey, im not here to judge
You: i dont have a problem with gay people
Stranger: f/m? btw
You: i mean, IM not a flaming homo, seeing as how i don't find twitter or myspace or any of that shit necessary
You: but if you enjoy riding the bologna pony its cool
Stranger: haha weare in a band
You: like an elton john cover band?
Stranger: lmao no
Stranger: ya know thoses cliche popunk bands
Stranger: ya one of those
You: yeah they're gay too
Stranger: with a chick singer
Stranger: me
You: are you emo?
Stranger: haha no...
You: i bet you have the black hair thing goin on, with about 4 metric tons of makeup
You: if you sing punk you gotta be emo
You: its like a fact of life
Stranger: no i only wear mascars and have brown hair
You: i think its in the bible im not sure though
You: yep, here it is, "and God said, there will be emo's that sing crappy, and they will lavish unto the world the joys of watching them cut. And then he said it their bandmates would be homo's"
Stranger: well not i realy have to go andy is threating to cut my hair off
You: yep, right there, scientific fact
You: cut your hair off?
You: do i need to call someone for you?
Stranger: yeahh hes got scissors and shit ready
You: that sounds abusive
Stranger: i know righ??!!??!
You: hold on, im calling 911 now
You: where are you?
Stranger: well i gotta go now im in az
Stranger: byebyebebyebyebbeyebybebybebyebyebeybebybebyebybey beybeybeye
You: yeah, you're gonna have to wait a couple hours
You: try to fight him off til they get there
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