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  1. 07-12-2009, 10:00 AM #1
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    Default So I just "omegled"

    Try it here at www.omegle.com. Lolol. Here is my convo:

    Stranger: hi
    You: Stranger?
    You: You are stranger?
    Stranger: yes
    You: OMG!!!!!
    You: I can't believe this!
    Stranger: why
    You: I've been looking for you for a long, long time
    Stranger: why
    You: I have something I have to tell you
    Stranger: go ahead
    You: I was at that bar a few months ago and had wild, ravishing sex with a stranger.....
    You: Now, I'm pregnant
    You: And you're name is Stranger
    Stranger: oh it's a pity
    Stranger: oh, it's none of my business
    You: But you're Stranger and I did the deed with Stranger....
    You: 1+1 you know
    Stranger: what?
    Stranger: whats your point
    You: It has to be you!
    Stranger: oh i gotta fuck u again
    Stranger: now
    Stranger: fuck u bitch
    You: NOW I KNOW IT's YOU!!! That's the same thing you said that got me in the sack in the first place
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: bitch
    You: We are going to be the world's first male couple to have a baby....the normal way
    Stranger: ..................................
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    LMAO!!!! That was very good man.
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    WTF you're going to get me HOOKED!

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    Stranger: Hello pretty lady! ready for hot talk?
    You: only if you say please
    Stranger: please
    Stranger: :-D
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: 12
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: ahhh
    You: hi
    Stranger: handsome boy here
    You: lol homo
    Stranger: How old are u
    You: almost 13
    Stranger: o
    You: hahaha
    Stranger: Boy or girl ?
    You: both
    Stranger: - -,
    You: lol
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi there o/
    Stranger: where do you live ??
    You: My mama said im not supposed to talk to strangers
    You: or give them personal information
    Stranger: so, you should GTFO
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    I keep getting non english speaking people on there.
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    Connecting to server...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: ho
    Stranger: hi
    You: hiho
    You: hohi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: hmmm..14/f/ga
    Stranger: what is ga
    You: its a state
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: m?
    You: f?
    Stranger: me male
    Stranger: y?
    You: lol..cause it seems this site is full of homo dudes
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    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: howre u?
    You: good, u?
    Stranger: good good
    Stranger: whats ur name?
    You: Jim, u?
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    Stranger: any fotos?
    You: I like big butts and I cannot lie
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    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: whats your name ?
    You: zorak
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: adult?
    You: child?
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
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  17. 07-12-2009, 11:49 AM #17
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    its gonna rule when one of us talks to each other
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger:
    Stranger: hi
    You:
    Stranger: whats wrong
    You: Oh I thought we were having a smiley war
    Stranger: nope
    You: Damn!
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    Stranger: Yes?
    You: yes what?
    Stranger: No nothing, xd a friend and i decided to say Yes? till we find eachother. xd
    Stranger: lol
    You: ahhh weird
    Stranger: No we're just smart. :3
    You: hmm maybe
    Stranger: Maybe... ?D:
    You: uhmm are those really odd "smilies"
    Stranger: Eh, yeah.
    You: makes me wanna put on my wizard costume and rub one out to animal porn..weird?
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    Stranger: Yes?
    You: yes what?
    Stranger: No nothing, xd a friend and i decided to say Yes? till we find eachother. xd
    Stranger: lol
    You: ahhh weird
    Stranger: No we're just smart. :3
    You: hmm maybe
    Stranger: Maybe... ?D:
    You: uhmm are those really odd "smilies"
    Stranger: Eh, yeah.
    You: makes me wanna put on my wizard costume and rub one out to animal porn..weird?
    you sir get the reps best one so far
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    You: hi

    Stranger: anyone here ?

    Stranger: hi

    You: I can already tell, you're a guy.

    Stranger: yep

    You: You used a space after the word "here", before the question mark.

    Stranger: and u 2 right ?

    You: I'm a psychology major

    Stranger: well ...really..?

    You: The 2 dots after the word "really" and before the question mark indicate that you have 3 testicles.

    Stranger: so u r doing psychology work here ? hOHO

    You: No, I was just pointing out the obvious. How old are you?

    Stranger: just from the fucking “space and dots” ？

    Stranger: u can tell me then how old am I ?

    You: That's impossible to tell through this kind of psychological evaluation. However, after reviewing your grammar I'd say you are between the ages of 15-18

    You: .....and you're a minority.

    Stranger: u r fucking wrong my friend.. im20


    You: I'm not your friend, buddy!
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    lol good find qd
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: heyy!
    You: Oh Hai there!
    Stranger: asl?!
    You: Ok come on now are you that dense.. doesnt the line before your hey said.. not to say asl
    You: cause its boring?
    You: Be more thoughtful then that
    Stranger: i dont follow rules
    You: Oh so youre gay then?
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    Stranger: I have a penis
    You: hey me too..but i dont like penis
    Stranger: do you have an anus?
    You: no im a conehead,
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    Stranger: 你好。こんにちわ。
    You: AWESOME!
    Stranger: ?
    You: i love you, too
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: calm down
    Stranger: i won't hurt you
    You: why not?
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    Stranger: 我需要女生
    You: fuckin jap
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    Stranger: horny?
    You: Not for you
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: i can make u horny with my sexy big penis
    You: Can we play tummy sticks?
    Stranger: tummy sticks? what is it?
    Stranger:
    You: Well.. I have a penis.. you have a penis.. Think!
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: good luck
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ren
    Stranger: horny?
    You: Not for you
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: i can make u horny with my sexy big penis
    You: Can we play tummy sticks?
    Stranger: tummy sticks? what is it?
    Stranger:
    You: Well.. I have a penis.. you have a penis.. Think!
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: good luck
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    this is still my fav lmao!
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    Wow, there are some Pedos on that site.

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    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: helloooooo, there
    You: i can be either one...just takes a few minutes
    Stranger: ok... originally... r u m or f?
    You: f
    You: are you fixing to end this conversation?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: let's talk about something...
    You: about what?
    Stranger: i don't know...
    Stranger: what do u want talk about?
    You: i don't know...
    You: what do u want to talk about?
    Stranger: oh... talk about you...
    You: I am the smartest man on the Net
    Stranger: wasn't u a girl?
    You: i was ...originally
    Stranger: r u lesbian?
    You: silly little dude
    You: AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!
    You: sorry
    You: my fingers have Tourette's
    Stranger: how old r u?
    You: 27
    You: Can I be Frank with you?
    Stranger: yes...
    You: Ok, cool. Who will you be with me?
    Stranger: i don't know...
    Stranger: sorry
    i've to go now
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    Stranger: Hi ask me any question.

    You: Whats your name

    Stranger: Mark

    You: How many flings have u had?

    Stranger: 0

    You: wait...Mark from IA?

    Stranger: YES.....

    You: OMG

    You: whats your SN

    Stranger: wait.... who is this?

    Stranger: i dont want some creep im-ing me... haha

    You: Echonova

    You: wait, are you echo too?

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    You: HEY

    Stranger: hi

    You: how are u

    Stranger: good

    Stranger: u

    You: r u a male or female?

    You: i'm good. just ate my pork chops

    Stranger: oh i dont eat pork f

    Stranger: u

    You: um

    You: muslim?

    Stranger: NO

    Stranger: u

    You: u don't have to get on caps

    You: I'M A FEMALE

    You: I EAT PORK

    Stranger: wat

    You: I am a female

    You: what are y ou

    Stranger: same

    You: oh

    You: ewe

    You: I'm no homo

    You: want me to play homo?

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: i like men

    You: oh.

    Stranger: noffense

    You: me too

    Stranger: k good

    You: i LOVE men.

    Stranger: same

    You: no u dont

    Stranger: i cant help it

    You: u only like them. I love them

    Stranger: you really

    You: what kind of car u got?

    Stranger: lexis

    Stranger: u

    You: and how long does it take to go 0-50

    You: u lie. its spelled lexus

    Stranger: wat ever

    You: that's like me having a honda and saying its a hunda

    Stranger: does it matter, i own it

    You: it does

    You: i thought lexus owners were smart

    You: or do u only stare at the L?

    Stranger: i got it for my sixteen birthday liek two years ago

    Stranger: and i love it

    You: yeah u didn't need it

    You: u needed an Aveo

    Stranger: no i like my car better

    Stranger: it was either taht or a porshe but they are so annoying sometimes

    You: your lexis?

    Stranger: but good for parking

    Stranger: no porshe

    You: couldn't afford one so she named her daughter alexis?

    Stranger: haha funny

    You: did u google how to spell that first?

    Stranger: you are such a bitch

    Stranger: you lebsian freak

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: why do you think the sky's blue?
    You: Because it is a reflection of the ocean.
    Stranger: the only decent answer
    You: yepp
    You: ....
    You: So, what's your favorite beer?
    You: I know Dos Equis is shit....
    Stranger: carlsberg
    You: Never heard of it. I am Sam Adams kinda guy.
    Stranger: never heard of it
    You: Not so much the beer though, just the CosPlay.
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  35. 07-12-2009, 12:17 PM #35
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    ok this has to be someone else from IA hahahaha

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    You: you
    Stranger: Oh yeah
    You: mmm hmmm
    Stranger: From ?
    You: your ass to your mouth
    Stranger: Epic Fail
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  36. 07-12-2009, 12:17 PM #36
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    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: m or f
    You: F
    You: H or A
    You: ?
    Stranger: hatsa h or a
    Stranger: whats*
    You: human or animal?
    Stranger: h lol
    You: damn
    Stranger: u
    You: i guess no animals get on this site
    You: human
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: so how old r u
    You: Years ago, I was about 34
    You: now I'm 35
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: im 28
    Stranger: a lil yougerbut well
    Stranger: owell*
    You: could you pretend that you are an animal?
    Stranger: y
    Stranger: se me a pic and i will
    Stranger: snd
    You: just pesonal satsfaction.....
    You: if you could just moo like a cow for a minute, and then I'll be yours
    Stranger: mooo
    Stranger: moooo
    Stranger: mooooooo
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: moo
    You: Now tell me to eat mor chicken
    Stranger: eat more chickn
    You: I am getting tremendously wet right now
    Stranger: nowwhat
    Stranger: send me a pic
    You: of a cow?
    Stranger: no of u
    You: of all of me or just my penis?
    Stranger: u
    You: all i have are pics of my johnson
    Stranger: by bitch
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  37. 07-12-2009, 12:26 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: m or f
    You: F
    You: H or A
    You: ?
    Stranger: hatsa h or a
    Stranger: whats*
    You: human or animal?
    Stranger: h lol
    You: damn
    Stranger: u
    You: i guess no animals get on this site
    You: human
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: so how old r u
    You: Years ago, I was about 34
    You: now I'm 35
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: im 28
    Stranger: a lil yougerbut well
    Stranger: owell*
    You: could you pretend that you are an animal?
    Stranger: y
    Stranger: se me a pic and i will
    Stranger: snd
    You: just pesonal satsfaction.....
    You: if you could just moo like a cow for a minute, and then I'll be yours
    Stranger: mooo
    Stranger: moooo
    Stranger: mooooooo
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: moo
    You: Now tell me to eat mor chicken
    Stranger: eat more chickn
    You: I am getting tremendously wet right now
    Stranger: nowwhat
    Stranger: send me a pic
    You: of a cow?
    Stranger: no of u
    You: of all of me or just my penis?
    Stranger: u
    You: all i have are pics of my johnson
    Stranger: by bitch
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  38. 07-12-2009, 12:21 PM #38
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    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: both
    Stranger: thats not rue
    Stranger: true*
    Stranger: now u are just a liar
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  39. 07-12-2009, 12:36 PM #39
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    You: i want your vagina
    Stranger: super. i don't have one
    Stranger: (:
    You: what do you have
    You: i will settle for something else
    Stranger: hahaha no
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  40. 07-12-2009, 12:37 PM #40
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    oh man i wish i wasnt at work i wanna try this out
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