A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy!
You: Oh Hai there!
Stranger: asl?!
You: Ok come on now are you that dense.. doesnt the line before your hey said.. not to say asl
You: cause its boring?
You: Be more thoughtful then that
Stranger: i dont follow rules
You: Oh so youre gay then?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.