So I just "omegled"

[hondachik]

Stranger: Hi ask me any question.

You: Whats your name

Stranger: Mark

You: How many flings have u had?

Stranger: 0

You: wait...Mark from IA?

Stranger: YES.....

You: OMG

You: whats your SN

Stranger: wait.... who is this?

Stranger: i dont want some creep im-ing me... haha

You: Echonova

You: wait, are you echo too?

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[hondachik]

You: HEY

Stranger: hi

You: how are u

Stranger: good

Stranger: u

You: r u a male or female?

You: i'm good. just ate my pork chops

Stranger: oh i dont eat pork f

Stranger: u

You: um

You: muslim?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: u

You: u don't have to get on caps

You: I'M A FEMALE

You: I EAT PORK

Stranger: wat

You: I am a female

You: what are y ou

Stranger: same

You: oh

You: ewe

You: I'm no homo

You: want me to play homo?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i like men

You: oh.

Stranger: noffense

You: me too

Stranger: k good

You: i LOVE men.

Stranger: same

You: no u dont

Stranger: i cant help it

You: u only like them. I love them

Stranger: you really

You: what kind of car u got?

Stranger: lexis

Stranger: u

You: and how long does it take to go 0-50

You: u lie. its spelled lexus

Stranger: wat ever

You: that's like me having a honda and saying its a hunda

Stranger: does it matter, i own it

You: it does

You: i thought lexus owners were smart

You: or do u only stare at the L?

Stranger: i got it for my sixteen birthday liek two years ago

Stranger: and i love it

You: yeah u didn't need it

You: u needed an Aveo

Stranger: no i like my car better

Stranger: it was either taht or a porshe but they are so annoying sometimes

You: your lexis?

Stranger: but good for parking

Stranger: no porshe

You: couldn't afford one so she named her daughter alexis?

Stranger: haha funny

You: did u google how to spell that first?

Stranger: you are such a bitch

Stranger: you lebsian freak

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