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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im bella
You: so, whats a fun fact about yourself?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: crazy
You: I can eat an entire hotdog without chewing.
You: Can you do anything cool?
Stranger: really
Stranger: im not a genious like u
Stranger: sorry
You: obviously, genius.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: mistake
You: however it doesn't take a genius to swallow if you know what i'm sayin
Stranger: i never tried it before.but iguess icannot
You: i bet you have tried before, you just couldn't. no need to be embarrassed!
You: it's a skill!
Stranger: ok i cannot.it is necessary to do that?
Stranger: right?
You: well, it is definitely not necessary, but it's a hell of a conversation starter at parties
Stranger: o a good start
Stranger: amazing
You: so is there anything cool you can do? gotta be something!
Stranger: ....................maybe nothing special
You: you mean to tell me you can't even tie your shoe strings in a special knot or something?
You: WOW
Stranger: u r looking some excitement?
Stranger: i van
Stranger: can
You: excitement? what more excitement do i need? i can deepthroat a goddamn coney!
Stranger: i dont think it is cool?
Stranger: o
You: jesus christ you're boring.
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