Stranger: sticking my dick in your cunt
You: chickenfucker
Stranger: you're a chicken?
Stranger: go figure
You: youre a fucker?
You: importatlanta ownz you ass niggerbaby
Stranger: well I am fucking you, my poulty pal
Stranger: you get buttseks from your cowboy father
You: lol no sir i get anal love from darth vador
Stranger: lulz, he is your father, Luke
You: i fucked chewy
Stranger: Yea, you would
You: your mom?
Stranger: Chewy has got some nice tits though
Stranger: my mom?
You: a mom
Stranger: Yea, she spewed me out of her vag
Stranger: kind of like I spew into your moms vag
Stranger: but in reverse
You: oh sweet but my moms not a chicken
Stranger: no, she's a hen
Stranger: duh
You: oh yes
You: so it seems you use this sit for the same thing i do
Stranger: the lulz?
Stranger: yea, pretty much
You: yes the lulz
Stranger: sometimes I have good conversations
Stranger: but not often
You: i have had some interesting ones
You: where from?
Stranger: teh continental states of unionhood
Stranger: your fine feathered self?
You: lol teh unconstitional states of chicken heads
Stranger: oh, cause, I was gonna ask if you'd suck my dick
Stranger: :d
You: well only if you put on the sexy wizrd hat with cow slippers
Stranger: hell yeah I'm wearing mah wizard hat
You: baller
Stranger: əqɐq ʞɔıp ɥɐɯ ʞɔns ʍou ˙ʇı pıp pɹɐzıʍ ɐ
You: you wanna make sexorz wuth a baby goose
You: how the fuck....
Stranger: wizard hat = wizard powers
Stranger: fucking duh
You: i want i want
You: show me the way gandor
Stranger: just google upside down text generator or something.
Stranger: I'm not gonna explain the real way
You: oh fuck your wizrd hat
Stranger: w/e babe, you know you want to suck my flip-side cockles
You: flip-side cockles huh
Stranger: yea
Stranger: like a reversi-cock
Stranger: but better
You: nice i like better
Stranger: would you like it with butter?
Stranger: I know you're a bit of a fatty, it's ok
You: no...melted wookie buttsex juice
Stranger: aw man, you want the rich stuff
Stranger: fucking fatties
You: yup
You: i hate fatties
Stranger: w/e your mouth is worth it
Stranger: I'll splurge a little
Stranger: :d
You: youre goddamn right
You: ******
Stranger: slanty eyed cock suck with the sideways slit
Stranger: :/
You: lawlz
Stranger: w/e, I'd fuck you on your side, I'd all work out
Stranger: :P
You: i wanna watch you materbate with a popsicle in your butt dressed up like a porcupine in a clownsuit on a highwire riding a black dick shaped moped
Stranger: one usual coming up
You: sir?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: would you like extra moped?
You: yup
Stranger: yea, I figured
Stranger: you whore
You: im a whore,and you fuck baby ****** kids
Stranger: yea, well.. you're a whorish young black bitch
Stranger: so it all evens out
You: mybe youre correct..i wann grilled cheese
Stranger: i'll grill up some of mah cheese for you
You: man cheese
Stranger: your favourite
You: funny i watched a porn once and like 8 dudes jerked in a bowl and this chick put it on the stove and make a scrambled cum sandwich..real talk
Stranger: :O
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Omg
Stranger: can I request sauce?
Stranger: o_o
You: yes you can
Stranger: officially requesting sauce on that ridiculousness
You: what kinda sauce kind sir?
Stranger: the 'where do I find this' kind
Stranger: isn't that the only kind?
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: you know.. awesome-sauce
You: yea yummy sauce
Stranger: in case of failure to deliver sauce, break glass and have urinal relations with mah pennorz
You: i will insert metal rod into pennorz and makez teh saus---age
Stranger: one way to make sure it's a stiffy
You: im bored
Stranger: but for reals though.. you're a girl, and you're made of this? o_O
Stranger: or do you just play one on tv?
You: o_0?
Stranger: 0_o
You: me likes
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: I am thrown off by this lack of succinct answer. Apache Chief powers, failing D:
You: epic failure in effect
You: /thread
Stranger: w/e I'd still tap it. Akbar can suck my nuts
Stranger: with fishy gills
You: i dont like akbar
You: fishy gills and panda poo
Stranger: that's cause he's in your business, declaring gender emergencies
You: in my anus declaring a state of erection
Stranger: yea, same thing
You: fuck you niggeranus
Stranger: I'm playing with my erector-set inside you
You: fuck this..i gotaa eatzorz some mexican and rape some goat toes
Stranger: fuck your mom.
You: twice
Stranger: with a double ended dildo
Stranger: serious, I tried to get into normal conversation
Stranger: you didn't bite
You: when
Stranger: and now all we're left with is the bitter taste of lulz
Stranger: way back when I was like 'for reals, what's your gender'
You: let normal convo commence
You: oh ..male
Stranger: cause androgynous mystery meat is confusing
Stranger: yea, figures D':
You: true
You: no bitch could come up with anything remotely lulz
Stranger: I know .__.
Stranger: that's why it would of been so epic
You: yea i would marry her
Stranger: fucking find of the millenia
Stranger: I would raep it in my basement dungeon forever
Stranger: .... same thing though
You: yea everyday with lulz
You: i think its coming to a sad end
Stranger: yea, it is
Stranger: I kind of have to go do stuff
Stranger: cause its noon
You: oh well..me too
You: its 1 here
Stranger: here too actually
Stranger: in like 3 minutes
You: where from? realz
Stranger: but.. I generalize
Stranger: maine
You: ahh ga here
Stranger: gorgia peaches in der house
You: lol
Stranger: i have family out that ways
Stranger: Atlanta side
You: i have no family up der
You: im in atlanta
Stranger: :O
You: well just north
Stranger: neato
Stranger: yea, I have no idea where they are exactly
Stranger: I'm a bad relative
Stranger: :/
You: lol me too its allgood
Stranger: well, it was nice lulzing with you at any rate
You: later lulz
Stranger: Anon, I salutes you
Stranger: also
Stranger: the game
Stranger:
You: peacenigger
You have disconnected.