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    Stranger: hii

    You: hewwo

    Stranger: romania

    You: omg u seem excited

    Stranger: u ?

    You: france

    Stranger: u must be boy

    You: no

    You: i'm a man

    Stranger: yes man

    Stranger: how old

    You: 16

    You: u?

    Stranger: i am older

    You: so

    You: my cock is bigger

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    i'm getting nudes from this lesbian hopefully! LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
    i'm getting nudes from this lesbian hopefully! LOL
    you better share.

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    why the hell else would i need them? for my own personal use? lulz


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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
    why the hell else would i need them? for my own personal use? lulz
    your inbox is full ho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
    why the hell else would i need them? for my own personal use? lulz




    Toxxxic + vagina = <3




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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    You: u looking for love?

    You: or a good lay?

    Stranger: Yes I am

    You: thats kinda sad you fucken looser!!!

    Stranger: Haha

    Stranger: I'm the loser

    You: your 5 fingers quit on you

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    Stranger: They are busy i'm your moms twat

    You: damm that must a big twat, i was just in there and i didnt see them

    Stranger: It's a wind tunnel

    You: so i guess u must be asain

    Stranger: Me so horny

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    DAMNIT! THE LESBIAN TRICKED ME! I SENT HER NUDES OF ANOTHER IA MEMBER AND SHE DIDNT SEND ME ANY BACK! THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    cleared.


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    damnit. i THOUGHT i got someone from IA. but maybe not


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    i know ive talked to atleast 1 or 2 people from here just by the shit people talk about lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    i know ive talked to atleast 1 or 2 people from here just by the shit people talk about lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: NUDES OR GTFO
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: you first!
    Stranger: i'm m + f
    You: fuck ia
    Stranger: yeahh
    Stranger: you like that
    Stranger: arsehole
    You: who the fuck is this
    You: FML
    Stranger: this is stranger
    You: damnit.
    Stranger: damn right
    You: you wanna see kayla's vag?
    Stranger: who is kayla?
    You: dont play dumb stranger!
    Stranger: Kayla? I dunno man...
    Stranger: she's kinda rough
    You: alright fine. autumns ass?
    Stranger: hell yeah
    Stranger: autumn is fiiine
    You: lulz
    You: who the fuck is this
    Stranger: chances are you dont know me
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: where are YOU from?
    Stranger: so its gonna be like that is it?
    Stranger: I'm from england
    Stranger: and i'm still waiting for autumns ass
    You: well where the fuck are the nudes
    Stranger: i don't think you want my nudes, man
    You: why not
    Stranger: you dont speak like a woman, and a fags always approach from behind
    Stranger: so i'm guessing you are a straight male
    You: im actually a girl who wants to see some tits
    Stranger: ahhh got me
    Stranger: but i doubt it
    You: doubt what
    Stranger: that you are female
    You: lulz.
    Stranger: omg wait
    Stranger: is this anon?
    You: WHO!?
    Stranger: ahhh.... nvm
    You: wtf
    Stranger: srsly if you dont have tits i'm not interested
    You: I HAVE TITS MOTHERFUCKER
    Stranger: see now i'm still not fully in there
    Stranger: i'm gonna have to get my coat man
    You: i need nudes for IA so everyone will like me
    Stranger: you dont look like no female to me
    Stranger: IA?
    You: yes.
    Stranger: Oh
    You: the RLD!
    Stranger: Nice
    You: whatever. see you in the whoreslounge bitch
    Stranger: Ima take my leave now...
    Stranger: knobjockey
    You: a who?>!





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    you got owned by Anon.

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    i just talked to like 50 ppl trying to find that whorebag toxxxic.

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    Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: NUDES OR GTFO
    Stranger: i Haz PIXX
    Stranger: LOLZERZ
    You: I wanna see some tits !!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: ME Too
    Stranger: go to pornhub
    You: SHOW ME YOUR TITS BITCH
    Stranger: my fat mantits?
    Stranger: ok
    You: WTF
    Stranger: OMG NOEZ
    You: NO. GIRL TITS
    You: DAMNIT
    Stranger: theyre close enough
    Stranger: and its dammit
    You: NO IT ISNT
    Stranger: you only spell damn like mn when your saying damn by itslef
    Stranger: *itself
    You: I need to see some tits or I'm going to kill myself
    Stranger: with wut?
    You: my big vagina
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: hold on
    Stranger: http://pornhub.com/
    You: NO!
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: its the best site
    Stranger: it makes your dick bigger
    You: you blow at life
    Stranger: you blow me
    You: no. i dont.
    Stranger: yes you do and your gud at it to
    Stranger: oh ya
    Stranger: right there
    Stranger: yeeeeessssssss!
    Stranger: i jizzed like a firehoze
    You: ......... yummmm
    Stranger: oh you swallow?
    Stranger: now we learned something new
    You: yes we did
    Stranger: isnt learning fun!
    Stranger: now im gunna teach you something
    You: where are my pixxxxxx bitch
    Stranger: oh you still want pix
    Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: http://meatspin.com/
    You: no thx
    You: TITS OR GTFO
    Stranger: YOU GTFO
    You: NO YOU!
    Stranger: no u
    Stranger: !
    You: YOU!
    Stranger: arbiter
    You: wut
    Stranger: what
    You: i have to pee
    You: please open your mouth
    Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhh!
    You: yeah you like it when i piss in your mouth dont you stranger
    Stranger: i love it
    Stranger: but your stranger
    Stranger: im you
    Stranger: your stranger
    Stranger: im you
    You: what if i piss out of my ass into your mouth stranger
    Stranger: well stranger,
    Stranger: that would mean you dick actually has to be inside out
    Stranger: then you would be closer to a girl than you are now
    Stranger: go for it
    You: I AM A GIRL
    Stranger: ok sure
    You: no im cereal.
    Stranger: with milk?
    You: yeah maybe if i get excited enough
    Stranger: ya your not a girl
    Stranger: its ok if you want to be one
    You: i am.
    Stranger: there are a lot of guys like that
    Stranger: crossdressers
    Stranger: perverts
    You: lulz
    Stranger: and sometimes
    Stranger: rapists
    You: what about pedobear?
    Stranger: i <3 PEDOBEAR!
    You: OMG!!! HES AMAZING
    Stranger: hes like so funny
    Stranger: i saw the trailer for the movie doubt but with pedobear as the priest
    Stranger: it was roflwaffles
    You: ROFFLECOPTER
    Stranger: he was like
    Stranger: I HAZ MY CERTAINTY
    Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5tpbTJ7V8
    Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5tpbTJ7V8
    Stranger: thats the pedobear doubt
    You: LULZ
    Stranger: WATCH IT
    You: LULZ LULZ LULZ
    Stranger: it waz funny ryt!
    You: omg jyes!
    Stranger: myspace def!
    Stranger: are you /b/?
    You: AM I WHO
    Stranger: 4chan
    You: ............. WUT
    Stranger: google 4 chan
    Stranger: its like were the scum of the internet hangs out
    Stranger: its a forum
    You: hmm
    You: no
    Stranger: rickroll was invented there
    Stranger: so was pedobear
    Stranger: and the words lol rofl lmao and roflmao
    You: nooo
    You: LIES
    Stranger: yes all on 4chan
    You: no no no
    Stranger: before rickroll
    You: they were invented on IA
    Stranger: they had a thing called duckroll
    Stranger: witch would be a pic of a duck with wheels for legs
    Stranger: then someone saw the rick astley vid
    Stranger: and make rickroll
    You: lies
    Stranger: im srs
    Stranger: go ill link you 4 chan
    You: ia invented all of that
    Stranger: NO
    You: YES
    Stranger: here lemme link you
    You: no
    You: I DONT WANT UR LINKS I WANT TITS
    Stranger: well theres a nude pix section on 4 chan
    Stranger: http://www.4chan.org/
    You: theres one on ia too NEWB
    Stranger: 4 chan is better and older than ia
    You: LIAR
    You: IA IS MY LIFE!
    You: WITHOUT IA I WILL DIE
    Stranger: link it to me
    You: nope
    Stranger: why not!
    You: you're not a true IA MEMBER
    You: you're not allowed to enter the cult!
    Stranger: im on fucking 4chan
    Stranger: o its a cult
    You: yes
    You: what do you drive?
    Stranger: nm crazy bastard
    Stranger: i drive a vw bus
    You: no fer realz
    Stranger: for reals
    You: and where do you live
    Stranger: america
    You: which STATE
    Stranger: florida
    You: hmm. nope. not allowed unless you're in atlanta
    Stranger: are you fucking serious?!
    You: YES!
    Stranger: its a street legal car
    You: .... i wasnt talking about the bus.
    Stranger: then what your cult?
    You: YES.
    Stranger: im an atheist
    You: lulz. importatlanta.com
    Stranger: ok lemme c it
    Stranger: thats for cars
    You: yes
    You: we're a cult
    Stranger: lemme show you my car site
    You: NO!
    Stranger: http://www.thesamba.com/vw/
    You: I HAVE TO FIND ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: all vw's
    Stranger: WHERE IS KUATO!
    You: I NEEED TO FIND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: GOODBYE!
    You have disconnected.

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    You: ED?!
    Stranger: who
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    Ed's just not that well known to strangers.
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    "goes back to find toxxxic."

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: ED!
    Stranger: Fag?
    You: ED?!
    Stranger: Långkalsonger?!?!?!?!
    You: NO! IM LOOKING FOR ED HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
    Stranger: He's in your ass, making bombs
    You: No! He isn't!
    You: I checked there!
    Stranger: He's in my ass :P
    You: Oh well show me your tits bitch!
    Stranger: I have no tits lol. Fucking fag of doom XD
    You: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: HA!
    Stranger: Vafan sa du nu då?
    You: WHY WONT ANYONE SHOW ME THEIR TITS!?
    Stranger: Vafan sa du nu då?
    You: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING OLD MAN
    Stranger: Old?
    Stranger: Lolz
    You: If you don't have tits, I'm not interested.
    Stranger: I haven't said that you are?
    Stranger: Lolz
    You: NUDES OR GTFO
    Stranger: Make me :p
    You: ............... what the fuck are you talking about fagboy?
    You: I'm a girl. I dont want your pencil cock. I want some tits! NOW!
    Stranger: I wonder who's a fag? You, who want to see a guys tits. Or me, telling you to make me GTFO
    You: PENCIL DICK!
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: i want to see some tits
    Stranger: hı ı am john. 20 years old. ı want just sex cam. ıf u dont. ıt ıs waste of tıme.
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    You: Pedobear?!
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: bbeeeewaaare
    Stranger:
    You: You haz nudes?
    Stranger: no not for u
    You: Aww no?
    Stranger: right
    You: Why cant I haz?
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    I GOT A BRAZILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!


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    DAMNIT. the brazilian wanted to invite me to her webcam on msn. ugh.


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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: hai

    Stranger: hi

    You: you horny

    Stranger: fuck yeah

    You: fuck yeah me too

    Stranger: r u a guy or a girl

    You: well too bad for you I can take care of my horniness with my wife loser

    Stranger: well im a hot mexican hooker

    You: so is my wife

    You: well half phillipino

    Stranger: im a girl, but i have a dick

    You: go fuck yourself with it

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    buhahahahahaha he shots he scores on the very first chat of the day!

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hello
    Stranger: what's up?
    You: the sky!
    You: what kinda stupid question is that to ask a complete stranger?
    You: Thats like walking up and saying "Can i butter your bread?
    Stranger: what else do I can ask u?
    You: Hows your day going!
    You: Hows life treating you!
    You: Hows it hanging? Left or Right!
    You: Hows the misses!
    You: Hows the family!
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: Hows your day going!
    You: Pretty good, yourself?
    Stranger: traveling
    You: Ah fun, from where to where?
    Stranger: from hong kong to san fransisco
    You: Wow, long flight!
    Stranger: yes
    You: What do you do to travel from China to Cali?
    Stranger: i'm a modell
    You: lol Sadly i believe you!
    Stranger: I was in china for pictures
    You: Model's are known for very bad grammar!
    You: All you have to do is look pretty! Dont have to worry about the conversation!
    You: Kinda ironic that you would be in a chat room, and not on a web cam with another model have a "model off!" or something!
    Stranger: I get my money and I'm just fine with that
    You: Not bashing that!
    You: Must be nice to stand there, hold a can of Jif for a photo ad!
    You: Wait what is it you model for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mach'N'U
    buhahahahahaha he shots he scores on the very first chat of the day!

    Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hello
    Stranger: what's up?
    You: the sky!
    You: what kinda stupid question is that to ask a complete stranger?
    You: Thats like walking up and saying "Can i butter your bread?
    Stranger: what else do I can ask u?
    You: Hows your day going!
    You: Hows life treating you!
    You: Hows it hanging? Left or Right!
    You: Hows the misses!
    You: Hows the family!
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: Hows your day going!
    You: Pretty good, yourself?
    Stranger: traveling
    You: Ah fun, from where to where?
    Stranger: from hong kong to san fransisco
    You: Wow, long flight!
    Stranger: yes
    You: What do you do to travel from China to Cali?
    Stranger: i'm a modell
    You: lol Sadly i believe you!
    Stranger: I was in china for pictures
    You: Model's are known for very bad grammar!
    You: All you have to do is look pretty! Dont have to worry about the conversation!
    You: Kinda ironic that you would be in a chat room, and not on a web cam with another model have a "model off!" or something!
    Stranger: I get my money and I'm just fine with that
    You: Not bashing that!
    You: Must be nice to stand there, hold a can of Jif for a photo ad!
    You: Wait what is it you model for?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Bad grammar as well!
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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode
    Bad grammar as well!
    hey i am not a model! so i am aloud to have shitty SPELLING!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mach'N'U
    hey i am not a model! so i am aloud to have shitty SPELLING!


    If you didn't have my car I'd correct this sentence as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03RCode
    If you didn't have my car I'd correct this sentence as well.
    :boobies: i wont have it much longer! :boobies:

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: toxxxic?
    Stranger: gosh
    Stranger: i talked to u already!
    Stranger: que, REMEMBER?!
    You: oh you're the ****
    You: tell her to get checked out, i have aids.
    Stranger: FU! asshole
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: toxxxic?
    Stranger: Hey
    Stranger: I'm gonna be straight with you
    Stranger: My boyfriend just left me
    Stranger: And I just wanna have some random simple phone sex
    Stranger: =/
    You: what a loser.
    You: you should go ahead and pull the trigger.
    Stranger: Trigger Bloodshed?
    Stranger: What's toxxxic
    Stranger: Is that code?
    Stranger: Are you in a cult or something
    You: why are you gay?
    Stranger: Are you trying to get me to kill myself
    Stranger: Because I love cawk
    Stranger: Simple :3
    You: lol
    You: what a queer
    Stranger: Wanna see my dick?
    Stranger: :3
    You: gross.
    Stranger: Ahh okay
    Stranger: Dw then
    Stranger: Who am I talking to?
    Stranger: Btw
    Stranger: I'm a compulsive liar
    Stranger: I'm also batman
    You: im superman
    Stranger: Looks like were friends
    Stranger: =]
    You: do you suck cock?
    Stranger: Yeah, only with this one guy, he pays me to do it though
    You: HOW MUCH
    Stranger: A shilling
    You: how much
    Stranger: A shilling
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: Are you in London by chance?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hai
    Stranger: hey
    You: how are you
    Stranger: im good... yourself>?
    You: good.
    You: post tits now.
    Stranger: you don't want to see my tits
    Stranger: trust me
    You: are they hairy?
    Stranger: not really
    You: are you fat?
    Stranger: no, the opposite
    Stranger: let's just say that the nipple to boob ratio is a little bit... off
    You: hahaha
    You: post it.
    Stranger: as much as i would love to gross you out on any other day, i'm afraid posting them right now is going to be difficult, considering i'm at work
    You: well then post your face.
    You: i can tell if you have ugly boobs by a pic.
    You: what about vagoo? can you post it
    Stranger: my "vagoo" is worse than my tits
    Stranger: 3 kids and 6 eating disorders will make your entire body look like Normandy on D-Day
    You: wow you must be fat.
    You: i like fat chicks.
    Stranger: again... the opposite
    Stranger: i used to be fat
    Stranger: now i'm about 110lbs
    Stranger: it's not a pretty sight...
    Stranger: no one told me that the flabby skin wouldn't go away
    Stranger: had they told me, i wouldve elected to stay fat
    You: gross.
    Stranger: trust me... my husband feels the same way
    You: you should kill yourself.
    Stranger: I can't kill myself... my family wouldn't get the insurance money
    Stranger: trust me... i've checked
    You: you're fucked.
    Stranger: I've even considered staging a very convincing accident
    Stranger: but i have a good personality... and my mom says that's very important
    Stranger: or at least that's what she used to say when she was still alive
    Stranger: I think vietnam really fucked me though
    Stranger: i thought being a nurse wouldn't be as bad as combat
    Stranger: boy was i wrong
    Stranger: they even made us tend to the fucking gooks
    You: why are you on omegle then?
    Stranger: so i can help spread the awareness that asians are all fucking stupid
    Stranger: also... i'm one of only 407 women to date to become impregnated through anal sex
    Stranger: (apparently there is a hold from my anal cavity into my vagina)
    Stranger: i wish i would've found out sooner
    Stranger: my son is about your age
    Stranger: and he's a dipshit, just like you
    Stranger: and to answer your next question... yes
    Stranger: sometimes some shit does come out of my "vagoo"
    You: lol
    You: this shit is hilarious
    Stranger: I'm glad you have a sense of humor
    Stranger: and I'm glad that you aren't using this website as a way to find girls... cuz that would be horribly depressing for you
    You: well, im trying to find my friend toxxxic
    You: i need to tell her i got aids, she needs to get checked out.
    Stranger: jesus...
    Stranger: you gave her aids through omegle?
    Stranger: I'm impressed
    You: i have a powerful e-cock
    Stranger: some douchebag had to actually FUCK me to give me an STD... poor bastard
    Stranger: AIDS isn't even that big of a deal anymore
    Stranger: they can keep it supressed for years
    You: so why do youhate asians? i hate mexicans.
    Stranger: I dont hate asians
    Stranger: just communists
    Stranger: and mexicans are only bad if you talk to them
    Stranger: otherwise, they aren't so bad
    You: why only if you talk to them? do you get annoyed by their bad accent?
    Stranger: god damnit... are you asian?
    You: no.
    You: i am from the US motherfucking of A
    Stranger: wow, that sounds like a badass place
    Stranger: I'm from Texas
    You: fuck yes
    You: i am from dallas.
    Stranger: fuck yourself
    Stranger: me too
    Stranger: i'm in Carrollton right now
    Stranger: but I live in Plano...
    You: we should meet up and have random sex.
    Stranger: i have 3 kids, so you know i put out
    You: hell yeah
    You: lets go
    Stranger: where we meeting?
    You: where do you wanna meet?
    Stranger: i get off work in 13 minutes
    You: me too.
    Stranger: if i have to be honest, i'm probably just going to go home, smoke some pot, and play some 360
    You: you'd rather play video games than get pounded?
    Stranger: as much as i love roleplaying... i have never... nor will ever be pounded
    Stranger: and i weigh closer to 170
    Stranger: and i have a penis
    You: lawlz
    Stranger: but im sure you knew that
    Stranger: i think the vietnam story made it a little obvious
    You: hahaha
    You: it was hilarious.
    Stranger: you seriously from Dallas?
    You: you had me going for a second, i was like wait maybe this IS a real person
    You: nope.
    Stranger: ha, i figured that would've been far too cool
    Stranger: but yeah man... i just wanted to have a little fun
    Stranger: you seemed like you have a good sense of humor
    You: lol i am trying to find my friend toxxxic on here though
    You: we're on the same website.
    You: are you anon?
    Stranger: anon?
    You: nevermind.
    Stranger: statistically speaking though, finding a specific person is crazy
    Stranger: anon... got it
    Stranger: 4chan speak
    Stranger: sorry... i wasn't connecting
    You: yeah i know we are both doing the same, shes trying to find me.
    Stranger: is there a specific reason you guys are trying to find eachother on omegle?
    You: nope, boredom.
    Stranger: and once you've found eachother
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: will she let you see her vagoo?
    You: hahaha
    You: i've seen it. she's a little cunt.
    You: im posting this convo in the website.
    Stranger: why's that?
    You: cause this shit was FUCKING hilarious
    You: i h ave to post it.
    Stranger: go for it... anything i can do to help out the infinite cluster fuck that is the internet
    You: did you come here from 4chan or just randomly?
    Stranger: just randomly
    Stranger: i found out about 4chan from people on here
    You: oh
    Stranger: well man... may you have luck on your future journeys... and always remember... fuck the gooks
    You: LOL!
    You: later bro.
    Stranger: pece
    You have disconnected.

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    i'm kinda bored now
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    hol shit Ed you should have told that person to sign up to IA there perfect for the WL's! oh my god! that was the best one yet!

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    all these fucking lesbians want me to get on MSN.

    why wont they just sent their nudes already?


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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    You: im looking for spiderman
    You: have you seen him?
    Stranger: i am him
    You: good...cause i wanna go to africa
    Stranger: lol?
    You: do you like pine cones?
    Stranger: are they even edible
    Stranger: haha
    You: with A1 sauce on them.
    You: ever been to china? i hear they have good bbq
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    i gave up!


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    I actually found one that I am having a meaningful conversation with.





    But I'm lying my ass off to "him".
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    I actually found one that I am having a meaningful conversation with.





    But I'm lying my ass off to "him".

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    toxxxic you're a lesbian, whats the problem?

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