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You: toxxxic?
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: i talked to u already!
Stranger: que, REMEMBER?!
You: oh you're the ****
You: tell her to get checked out, i have aids.
Stranger: FU! asshole
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You: toxxxic?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: I'm gonna be straight with you
Stranger: My boyfriend just left me
Stranger: And I just wanna have some random simple phone sex
Stranger: =/
You: what a loser.
You: you should go ahead and pull the trigger.
Stranger: Trigger Bloodshed?
Stranger: What's toxxxic
Stranger: Is that code?
Stranger: Are you in a cult or something
You: why are you gay?
Stranger: Are you trying to get me to kill myself
Stranger: Because I love cawk
Stranger: Simple :3
You: lol
You: what a queer
Stranger: Wanna see my dick?
Stranger: :3
You: gross.
Stranger: Ahh okay
Stranger: Dw then
Stranger: Who am I talking to?
Stranger: Btw
Stranger: I'm a compulsive liar
Stranger: I'm also batman
You: im superman
Stranger: Looks like were friends
Stranger: =]
You: do you suck cock?
Stranger: Yeah, only with this one guy, he pays me to do it though
You: HOW MUCH
Stranger: A shilling
You: how much
Stranger: A shilling
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Are you in London by chance?
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You: hai
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: im good... yourself>?
You: good.
You: post tits now.
Stranger: you don't want to see my tits
Stranger: trust me
You: are they hairy?
Stranger: not really
You: are you fat?
Stranger: no, the opposite
Stranger: let's just say that the nipple to boob ratio is a little bit... off
You: hahaha
You: post it.
Stranger: as much as i would love to gross you out on any other day, i'm afraid posting them right now is going to be difficult, considering i'm at work
You: well then post your face.
You: i can tell if you have ugly boobs by a pic.
You: what about vagoo? can you post it
Stranger: my "vagoo" is worse than my tits
Stranger: 3 kids and 6 eating disorders will make your entire body look like Normandy on D-Day
You: wow you must be fat.
You: i like fat chicks.
Stranger: again... the opposite
Stranger: i used to be fat
Stranger: now i'm about 110lbs
Stranger: it's not a pretty sight...
Stranger: no one told me that the flabby skin wouldn't go away
Stranger: had they told me, i wouldve elected to stay fat
You: gross.
Stranger: trust me... my husband feels the same way
You: you should kill yourself.
Stranger: I can't kill myself... my family wouldn't get the insurance money
Stranger: trust me... i've checked
You: you're fucked.
Stranger: I've even considered staging a very convincing accident
Stranger: but i have a good personality... and my mom says that's very important
Stranger: or at least that's what she used to say when she was still alive
Stranger: I think vietnam really fucked me though
Stranger: i thought being a nurse wouldn't be as bad as combat
Stranger: boy was i wrong
Stranger: they even made us tend to the fucking gooks
You: why are you on omegle then?
Stranger: so i can help spread the awareness that asians are all fucking stupid
Stranger: also... i'm one of only 407 women to date to become impregnated through anal sex
Stranger: (apparently there is a hold from my anal cavity into my vagina)
Stranger: i wish i would've found out sooner
Stranger: my son is about your age
Stranger: and he's a dipshit, just like you
Stranger: and to answer your next question... yes
Stranger: sometimes some shit does come out of my "vagoo"
You: lol
You: this shit is hilarious
Stranger: I'm glad you have a sense of humor
Stranger: and I'm glad that you aren't using this website as a way to find girls... cuz that would be horribly depressing for you
You: well, im trying to find my friend toxxxic
You: i need to tell her i got aids, she needs to get checked out.
Stranger: jesus...
Stranger: you gave her aids through omegle?
Stranger: I'm impressed
You: i have a powerful e-cock
Stranger: some douchebag had to actually FUCK me to give me an STD... poor bastard
Stranger: AIDS isn't even that big of a deal anymore
Stranger: they can keep it supressed for years
You: so why do youhate asians? i hate mexicans.
Stranger: I dont hate asians
Stranger: just communists
Stranger: and mexicans are only bad if you talk to them
Stranger: otherwise, they aren't so bad
You: why only if you talk to them? do you get annoyed by their bad accent?
Stranger: god damnit... are you asian?
You: no.
You: i am from the US motherfucking of A
Stranger: wow, that sounds like a badass place
Stranger: I'm from Texas
You: fuck yes
You: i am from dallas.
Stranger: fuck yourself
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i'm in Carrollton right now
Stranger: but I live in Plano...
You: we should meet up and have random sex.
Stranger: i have 3 kids, so you know i put out
You: hell yeah
You: lets go
Stranger: where we meeting?
You: where do you wanna meet?
Stranger: i get off work in 13 minutes
You: me too.
Stranger: if i have to be honest, i'm probably just going to go home, smoke some pot, and play some 360
You: you'd rather play video games than get pounded?
Stranger: as much as i love roleplaying... i have never... nor will ever be pounded
Stranger: and i weigh closer to 170
Stranger: and i have a penis
You: lawlz
Stranger: but im sure you knew that
Stranger: i think the vietnam story made it a little obvious
You: hahaha
You: it was hilarious.
Stranger: you seriously from Dallas?
You: you had me going for a second, i was like wait maybe this IS a real person
You: nope.
Stranger: ha, i figured that would've been far too cool
Stranger: but yeah man... i just wanted to have a little fun
Stranger: you seemed like you have a good sense of humor
You: lol i am trying to find my friend toxxxic on here though
You: we're on the same website.
You: are you anon?
Stranger: anon?
You: nevermind.
Stranger: statistically speaking though, finding a specific person is crazy
Stranger: anon... got it
Stranger: 4chan speak
Stranger: sorry... i wasn't connecting
You: yeah i know we are both doing the same, shes trying to find me.
Stranger: is there a specific reason you guys are trying to find eachother on omegle?
You: nope, boredom.
Stranger: and once you've found eachother
Stranger: ?
Stranger: will she let you see her vagoo?
You: hahaha
You: i've seen it. she's a little cunt.
You: im posting this convo in the website.
Stranger: why's that?
You: cause this shit was FUCKING hilarious
You: i h ave to post it.
Stranger: go for it... anything i can do to help out the infinite cluster fuck that is the internet
You: did you come here from 4chan or just randomly?
Stranger: just randomly
Stranger: i found out about 4chan from people on here
You: oh
Stranger: well man... may you have luck on your future journeys... and always remember... fuck the gooks
You: LOL!
You: later bro.
Stranger: pece
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