DAMNIT! THE LESBIAN TRICKED ME! I SENT HER NUDES OF ANOTHER IA MEMBER AND SHE DIDNT SEND ME ANY BACK! THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMNIT! THE LESBIAN TRICKED ME! I SENT HER NUDES OF ANOTHER IA MEMBER AND SHE DIDNT SEND ME ANY BACK! THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your inbox is full ho.Originally Posted by toxxxic
cleared.
damnit. i THOUGHT i got someone from IA. but maybe not
i know ive talked to atleast 1 or 2 people from here just by the shit people talk about lol
Toxxxic + vagina = <3
That's what I'm gathering right now.
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: NUDES OR GTFO
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m/f?
You: you first!
Stranger: i'm m + f
You: fuck ia
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: you like that
Stranger: arsehole
You: who the fuck is this
You: FML
Stranger: this is stranger
You: damnit.
Stranger: damn right
You: you wanna see kayla's vag?
Stranger: who is kayla?
You: dont play dumb stranger!
Stranger: Kayla? I dunno man...
Stranger: she's kinda rough
You: alright fine. autumns ass?
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: autumn is fiiine
You: lulz
You: who the fuck is this
Stranger: chances are you dont know me
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where are YOU from?
Stranger: so its gonna be like that is it?
Stranger: I'm from england
Stranger: and i'm still waiting for autumns ass
You: well where the fuck are the nudes
Stranger: i don't think you want my nudes, man
You: why not
Stranger: you dont speak like a woman, and a fags always approach from behind
Stranger: so i'm guessing you are a straight male
You: im actually a girl who wants to see some tits
Stranger: ahhh got me
Stranger: but i doubt it
You: doubt what
Stranger: that you are female
You: lulz.
Stranger: omg wait
Stranger: is this anon?
You: WHO!?
Stranger: ahhh.... nvm
You: wtf
Stranger: srsly if you dont have tits i'm not interested
You: I HAVE TITS MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: see now i'm still not fully in there
Stranger: i'm gonna have to get my coat man
You: i need nudes for IA so everyone will like me
Stranger: you dont look like no female to me
Stranger: IA?
You: yes.
Stranger: Oh
You: the RLD!
Stranger: Nice
You: whatever. see you in the whoreslounge bitch
Stranger: Ima take my leave now...
Stranger: knobjockey
You: a who?>!
DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAA
I believe I've found a few.
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
you got owned by Anon.
lawl
i just talked to like 50 ppl trying to find that whorebag toxxxic.
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You: NUDES OR GTFO
Stranger: i Haz PIXX
Stranger: LOLZERZ
You: I wanna see some tits !!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ME Too
Stranger: go to pornhub
You: SHOW ME YOUR TITS BITCH
Stranger: my fat mantits?
Stranger: ok
You: WTF
Stranger: OMG NOEZ
You: NO. GIRL TITS
You: DAMNIT
Stranger: theyre close enough
Stranger: and its dammit
You: NO IT ISNT
Stranger: you only spell damn like mn when your saying damn by itslef
Stranger: *itself
You: I need to see some tits or I'm going to kill myself
Stranger: with wut?
You: my big vagina
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: http://pornhub.com/
You: NO!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: its the best site
Stranger: it makes your dick bigger
You: you blow at life
Stranger: you blow me
You: no. i dont.
Stranger: yes you do and your gud at it to
Stranger: oh ya
Stranger: right there
Stranger: yeeeeessssssss!
Stranger: i jizzed like a firehoze
You: ......... yummmm
Stranger: oh you swallow?
Stranger: now we learned something new
You: yes we did
Stranger: isnt learning fun!
Stranger: now im gunna teach you something
You: where are my pixxxxxx bitch
Stranger: oh you still want pix
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: http://meatspin.com/
You: no thx
You: TITS OR GTFO
Stranger: YOU GTFO
You: NO YOU!
Stranger: no u
Stranger: !
You: YOU!
Stranger: arbiter
You: wut
Stranger: what
You: i have to pee
You: please open your mouth
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhh!
You: yeah you like it when i piss in your mouth dont you stranger
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: but your stranger
Stranger: im you
Stranger: your stranger
Stranger: im you
You: what if i piss out of my ass into your mouth stranger
Stranger: well stranger,
Stranger: that would mean you dick actually has to be inside out
Stranger: then you would be closer to a girl than you are now
Stranger: go for it
You: I AM A GIRL
Stranger: ok sure
You: no im cereal.
Stranger: with milk?
You: yeah maybe if i get excited enough
Stranger: ya your not a girl
Stranger: its ok if you want to be one
You: i am.
Stranger: there are a lot of guys like that
Stranger: crossdressers
Stranger: perverts
You: lulz
Stranger: and sometimes
Stranger: rapists
You: what about pedobear?
Stranger: i <3 PEDOBEAR!
You: OMG!!! HES AMAZING
Stranger: hes like so funny
Stranger: i saw the trailer for the movie doubt but with pedobear as the priest
Stranger: it was roflwaffles
You: ROFFLECOPTER
Stranger: he was like
Stranger: I HAZ MY CERTAINTY
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5tpbTJ7V8
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5tpbTJ7V8
Stranger: thats the pedobear doubt
You: LULZ
Stranger: WATCH IT
You: LULZ LULZ LULZ
Stranger: it waz funny ryt!
You: omg jyes!
Stranger: myspace def!
Stranger: are you /b/?
You: AM I WHO
Stranger: 4chan
You: ............. WUT
Stranger: google 4 chan
Stranger: its like were the scum of the internet hangs out
Stranger: its a forum
You: hmm
You: no
Stranger: rickroll was invented there
Stranger: so was pedobear
Stranger: and the words lol rofl lmao and roflmao
You: nooo
You: LIES
Stranger: yes all on 4chan
You: no no no
Stranger: before rickroll
You: they were invented on IA
Stranger: they had a thing called duckroll
Stranger: witch would be a pic of a duck with wheels for legs
Stranger: then someone saw the rick astley vid
Stranger: and make rickroll
You: lies
Stranger: im srs
Stranger: go ill link you 4 chan
You: ia invented all of that
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: here lemme link you
You: no
You: I DONT WANT UR LINKS I WANT TITS
Stranger: well theres a nude pix section on 4 chan
Stranger: http://www.4chan.org/
You: theres one on ia too NEWB
Stranger: 4 chan is better and older than ia
You: LIAR
You: IA IS MY LIFE!
You: WITHOUT IA I WILL DIE
Stranger: link it to me
You: nope
Stranger: why not!
You: you're not a true IA MEMBER
You: you're not allowed to enter the cult!
Stranger: im on fucking 4chan
Stranger: o its a cult
You: yes
You: what do you drive?
Stranger: nm crazy bastard
Stranger: i drive a vw bus
You: no fer realz
Stranger: for reals
You: and where do you live
Stranger: america
You: which STATE
Stranger: florida
You: hmm. nope. not allowed unless you're in atlanta
Stranger: are you fucking serious?!
You: YES!
Stranger: its a street legal car
You: .... i wasnt talking about the bus.
Stranger: then what your cult?
You: YES.
Stranger: im an atheist
You: lulz. importatlanta.com
Stranger: ok lemme c it
Stranger: thats for cars
You: yes
You: we're a cult
Stranger: lemme show you my car site
You: NO!
Stranger: http://www.thesamba.com/vw/
You: I HAVE TO FIND ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: all vw's
Stranger: WHERE IS KUATO!
You: I NEEED TO FIND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GOODBYE!
You have disconnected.
....................
You: ED?!
Stranger: who
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Ed's just not that well known to strangers.
NIKON Squad member | Nikon D200 | Sigma 24-70 f/2.8 | Sigma 70-200 f/2.8
"goes back to find toxxxic."
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You: ED!
Stranger: Fag?
You: ED?!
Stranger: Långkalsonger?!?!?!?!
You: NO! IM LOOKING FOR ED HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
Stranger: He's in your ass, making bombs
You: No! He isn't!
You: I checked there!
Stranger: He's in my ass :P
You: Oh well show me your tits bitch!
Stranger: I have no tits lol. Fucking fag of doom XD
You: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: Vafan sa du nu då?
You: WHY WONT ANYONE SHOW ME THEIR TITS!?
Stranger: Vafan sa du nu då?
You: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING OLD MAN
Stranger: Old?
Stranger: Lolz
You: If you don't have tits, I'm not interested.
Stranger: I haven't said that you are?
Stranger: Lolz
You: NUDES OR GTFO
Stranger: Make me :p
You: ............... what the fuck are you talking about fagboy?
You: I'm a girl. I dont want your pencil cock. I want some tits! NOW!
Stranger: I wonder who's a fag? You, who want to see a guys tits. Or me, telling you to make me GTFO
You: PENCIL DICK!
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You: i want to see some tits
Stranger: hı ı am john. 20 years old. ı want just sex cam. ıf u dont. ıt ıs waste of tıme.
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You: Pedobear?!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: bbeeeewaaare
Stranger:
You: You haz nudes?
Stranger: no not for u
You: Aww no?
Stranger: right
You: Why cant I haz?
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Val For President
R.I.P. Our Dear Leisa..
ASAP N.E. Chapter VP
No more supra
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NIKON Squad member| NikonD40
I GOT A BRAZILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't save it. Clicked out the screen.
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
Stranger: hii
You: hewwo
Stranger: romania
You: omg u seem excited
Stranger: u ?
You: france
Stranger: u must be boy
You: no
You: i'm a man
Stranger: yes man
Stranger: how old
You: 16
You: u?
Stranger: i am older
You: so
You: my cock is bigger
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28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
DAMNIT. the brazilian wanted to invite me to her webcam on msn. ugh.
buhahahahahaha he shots he scores on the very first chat of the day!
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: what's up?
You: the sky!
You: what kinda stupid question is that to ask a complete stranger?
You: Thats like walking up and saying "Can i butter your bread?
Stranger: what else do I can ask u?
You: Hows your day going!
You: Hows life treating you!
You: Hows it hanging? Left or Right!
You: Hows the misses!
You: Hows the family!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: Hows your day going!
You: Pretty good, yourself?
Stranger: traveling
You: Ah fun, from where to where?
Stranger: from hong kong to san fransisco
You: Wow, long flight!
Stranger: yes
You: What do you do to travel from China to Cali?
Stranger: i'm a modell
You: lol Sadly i believe you!
Stranger: I was in china for pictures
You: Model's are known for very bad grammar!
You: All you have to do is look pretty! Dont have to worry about the conversation!
You: Kinda ironic that you would be in a chat room, and not on a web cam with another model have a "model off!" or something!
Stranger: I get my money and I'm just fine with that
You: Not bashing that!
You: Must be nice to stand there, hold a can of Jif for a photo ad!
You: Wait what is it you model for?
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Bad grammar as well!
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
hey i am not a model! so i am aloud to have shitty SPELLING!
If you didn't have my car I'd correct this sentence as well.
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
:boobies: i wont have it much longer! :boobies:
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You: toxxxic?
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: i talked to u already!
Stranger: que, REMEMBER?!
You: oh you're the ****
You: tell her to get checked out, i have aids.
Stranger: FU! asshole
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You: toxxxic?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: I'm gonna be straight with you
Stranger: My boyfriend just left me
Stranger: And I just wanna have some random simple phone sex
Stranger: =/
You: what a loser.
You: you should go ahead and pull the trigger.
Stranger: Trigger Bloodshed?
Stranger: What's toxxxic
Stranger: Is that code?
Stranger: Are you in a cult or something
You: why are you gay?
Stranger: Are you trying to get me to kill myself
Stranger: Because I love cawk
Stranger: Simple :3
You: lol
You: what a queer
Stranger: Wanna see my dick?
Stranger: :3
You: gross.
Stranger: Ahh okay
Stranger: Dw then
Stranger: Who am I talking to?
Stranger: Btw
Stranger: I'm a compulsive liar
Stranger: I'm also batman
You: im superman
Stranger: Looks like were friends
Stranger: =]
You: do you suck cock?
Stranger: Yeah, only with this one guy, he pays me to do it though
You: HOW MUCH
Stranger: A shilling
You: how much
Stranger: A shilling
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Are you in London by chance?
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You: hai
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: im good... yourself>?
You: good.
You: post tits now.
Stranger: you don't want to see my tits
Stranger: trust me
You: are they hairy?
Stranger: not really
You: are you fat?
Stranger: no, the opposite
Stranger: let's just say that the nipple to boob ratio is a little bit... off
You: hahaha
You: post it.
Stranger: as much as i would love to gross you out on any other day, i'm afraid posting them right now is going to be difficult, considering i'm at work
You: well then post your face.
You: i can tell if you have ugly boobs by a pic.
You: what about vagoo? can you post it
Stranger: my "vagoo" is worse than my tits
Stranger: 3 kids and 6 eating disorders will make your entire body look like Normandy on D-Day
You: wow you must be fat.
You: i like fat chicks.
Stranger: again... the opposite
Stranger: i used to be fat
Stranger: now i'm about 110lbs
Stranger: it's not a pretty sight...
Stranger: no one told me that the flabby skin wouldn't go away
Stranger: had they told me, i wouldve elected to stay fat
You: gross.
Stranger: trust me... my husband feels the same way
You: you should kill yourself.
Stranger: I can't kill myself... my family wouldn't get the insurance money
Stranger: trust me... i've checked
You: you're fucked.
Stranger: I've even considered staging a very convincing accident
Stranger: but i have a good personality... and my mom says that's very important
Stranger: or at least that's what she used to say when she was still alive
Stranger: I think vietnam really fucked me though
Stranger: i thought being a nurse wouldn't be as bad as combat
Stranger: boy was i wrong
Stranger: they even made us tend to the fucking gooks
You: why are you on omegle then?
Stranger: so i can help spread the awareness that asians are all fucking stupid
Stranger: also... i'm one of only 407 women to date to become impregnated through anal sex
Stranger: (apparently there is a hold from my anal cavity into my vagina)
Stranger: i wish i would've found out sooner
Stranger: my son is about your age
Stranger: and he's a dipshit, just like you
Stranger: and to answer your next question... yes
Stranger: sometimes some shit does come out of my "vagoo"
You: lol
You: this shit is hilarious
Stranger: I'm glad you have a sense of humor
Stranger: and I'm glad that you aren't using this website as a way to find girls... cuz that would be horribly depressing for you
You: well, im trying to find my friend toxxxic
You: i need to tell her i got aids, she needs to get checked out.
Stranger: jesus...
Stranger: you gave her aids through omegle?
Stranger: I'm impressed
You: i have a powerful e-cock
Stranger: some douchebag had to actually FUCK me to give me an STD... poor bastard
Stranger: AIDS isn't even that big of a deal anymore
Stranger: they can keep it supressed for years
You: so why do youhate asians? i hate mexicans.
Stranger: I dont hate asians
Stranger: just communists
Stranger: and mexicans are only bad if you talk to them
Stranger: otherwise, they aren't so bad
You: why only if you talk to them? do you get annoyed by their bad accent?
Stranger: god damnit... are you asian?
You: no.
You: i am from the US motherfucking of A
Stranger: wow, that sounds like a badass place
Stranger: I'm from Texas
You: fuck yes
You: i am from dallas.
Stranger: fuck yourself
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i'm in Carrollton right now
Stranger: but I live in Plano...
You: we should meet up and have random sex.
Stranger: i have 3 kids, so you know i put out
You: hell yeah
You: lets go
Stranger: where we meeting?
You: where do you wanna meet?
Stranger: i get off work in 13 minutes
You: me too.
Stranger: if i have to be honest, i'm probably just going to go home, smoke some pot, and play some 360
You: you'd rather play video games than get pounded?
Stranger: as much as i love roleplaying... i have never... nor will ever be pounded
Stranger: and i weigh closer to 170
Stranger: and i have a penis
You: lawlz
Stranger: but im sure you knew that
Stranger: i think the vietnam story made it a little obvious
You: hahaha
You: it was hilarious.
Stranger: you seriously from Dallas?
You: you had me going for a second, i was like wait maybe this IS a real person
You: nope.
Stranger: ha, i figured that would've been far too cool
Stranger: but yeah man... i just wanted to have a little fun
Stranger: you seemed like you have a good sense of humor
You: lol i am trying to find my friend toxxxic on here though
You: we're on the same website.
You: are you anon?
Stranger: anon?
You: nevermind.
Stranger: statistically speaking though, finding a specific person is crazy
Stranger: anon... got it
Stranger: 4chan speak
Stranger: sorry... i wasn't connecting
You: yeah i know we are both doing the same, shes trying to find me.
Stranger: is there a specific reason you guys are trying to find eachother on omegle?
You: nope, boredom.
Stranger: and once you've found eachother
Stranger: ?
Stranger: will she let you see her vagoo?
You: hahaha
You: i've seen it. she's a little cunt.
You: im posting this convo in the website.
Stranger: why's that?
You: cause this shit was FUCKING hilarious
You: i h ave to post it.
Stranger: go for it... anything i can do to help out the infinite cluster fuck that is the internet
You: did you come here from 4chan or just randomly?
Stranger: just randomly
Stranger: i found out about 4chan from people on here
You: oh
Stranger: well man... may you have luck on your future journeys... and always remember... fuck the gooks
You: LOL!
You: later bro.
Stranger: pece
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hol shit Ed you should have told that person to sign up to IA there perfect for the WL's! oh my god! that was the best one yet!
all these fucking lesbians want me to get on MSN.
why wont they just sent their nudes already?
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: im looking for spiderman
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: i am him
You: good...cause i wanna go to africa
Stranger: lol?
You: do you like pine cones?
Stranger: are they even edible
Stranger: haha
You: with A1 sauce on them.
You: ever been to china? i hear they have good bbq
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i gave up!
I actually found one that I am having a meaningful conversation with.
But I'm lying my ass off to "him".
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
i'm kinda bored now
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
toxxxic you're a lesbian, whats the problem?
no, i was trying to get nudes for you guys. i failed miserably.
I actually found one that I am having a meaningful conversation with.
But I'm lying my ass off to "him".
That site got boring with the quickness.. good 30 minutes though.
Stranger: Helen Or sofie?
You: james
You: is this james
You: please tell me this is jame
Stranger: YES
Stranger: OMG
You: omfg
Stranger: YES
Stranger: it ios
Stranger: Whic
Stranger: who was it
You: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
Stranger: Helen Or sofie?
You: helen
You: i fukcing miss you
You: omg
You: please
You: dont leave me
You: where are you right now
You: tell me
Stranger: Ireland
Stranger: Im in Ireland
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger:
Stranger: I am completed now
Stranger: I just need to find them
You: what were we tlaking about earlier?
You: i forgot
Stranger: wait
Stranger: Helen
Stranger: what did she say?
Stranger: this is importan
You: sophie miss you like a bunch
Stranger: important
You: she is sad as ever
You: omg
Stranger:
You: she loves you so much
Stranger: Did helen say anything about Love?
You: this is helen
You: james
You: have you found sophie
Stranger: No
Stranger: but I have the Jade monkey
You: omg i am so sorry
Stranger: Its ok
You: how did you get the jade monkey
Stranger: I know your lieing
Stranger:
You: look
Stranger: The Jade monkey says so
You: we will find her
Stranger: No WE wont
Stranger: this is my quest
You: this is helen
Stranger: Mine My own
You: we will find sophie
Stranger: I am skyping her tm
Stranger: atm
Stranger: :L
You: you are
You: who are you skyping?
Stranger: she says your not talking to her
Stranger: Helen
You: i am helen
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: I'm rick james bitch
Stranger: lmao
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You: hai
Stranger: hi
You: you horny
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: fuck yeah me too
Stranger: r u a guy or a girl
You: well too bad for you I can take care of my horniness with my wife loser
Stranger: well im a hot mexican hooker
You: so is my wife
You: well half phillipino
Stranger: im a girl, but i have a dick
You: go fuck yourself with it
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