Yeah, I had somebody race me with numbers.Originally Posted by thecrazyone
Yeah, I had somebody race me with numbers.
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Stranger: 19 f aus
yours?
You: you're a jerk
Stranger: why?
You: I told u that I loved u
You: back in high school
Stranger: Kent?
You: and u broke up with me
Stranger: That's a lie I didn't have a boyfriend in highschool!
You: This is kent you cunt !
Stranger: Then why are you acting like we were together?
Stranger: We never were and you know it
Stranger: I asked you, you declined because of that whore Melissa
You: You lie
You: AHHH BULLSHIT
Stranger: Don't bullshit me you cunt I have the messages saved
You: I would never date that huffer !
Stranger: that's funny because you did for 6 months
You: Now I cry all the time !
Stranger: do you know how shattering it was to walk in on you two having sex?
You: ALL THE FUCKING TIME ~!
Stranger: I'm sorry kent but I have to go
Stranger: goodbye
You: NOO
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Stranger: ㅎㅇ
You: Greetings human
Stranger: what?
Stranger: what?
You: I extend salutations to you
Stranger: you got it
Stranger: so
Stranger: what's up?
You: Up is the direction above you. It is the direct opposite of down.
Stranger: oh shut up you think thats funny, huh
You: I was simply stating the definition of up. You asked what is up.
Stranger: ok ok i see....
You: What name do you go by human?
Stranger: but if i wondered about that meaning of 'what', i had asked 'd'you know that up means what?' or whatever
You: I am Tyk'RaAth.
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: ....what
Stranger: hello alien
You: hello human
Stranger: oh ya good to see you
Stranger: so what made you come to omegle
You: It is a pleasure to see you too. I came to Omegle on directives from the Grand Council.
You: Where upon this planet do you reside?
Stranger: i dunno what the hell is that
Stranger: btw
Stranger: you
Stranger: always
Stranger: say
Stranger: like that?
Stranger: are you funny?
You: Humor is not a trait found in my race. It is a weak sublimation of the mind that ceased to exist with my race eons ago.
Stranger: actually, i used to like to talk with many kinda people, but not the person who is in the 'boring' above
You: The Boring Above? Do you know the commander of the Boring Above?
Stranger: unfortunately, that is you
Stranger: oh screw it
Stranger: i gotta go
Stranger: bb
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Aliens FTW!
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IA killed the omegle. lol!
Where ish DJ.. Im tryin to find dj
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R.I.P. Our Dear Leisa..
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Stranger: hello
You: hoela
You: I'm looking for a black midget slut named Rachel from IA, is she there?
Stranger: Nope I am afraid we are afew midgets short of a party here
You: Can I order something for delivery then?
Stranger: what?
You: I'm hungry, I want food, you deliver right?
Stranger: we do lamb chicken and fish
You: It's not going to be cold by the time it gets here like the last time is it?
Stranger: where u live?
You: Atlanta
Stranger: it may well be im in england
Stranger: its guna be awhile
You: I'll pay an extra $5 if you get it here in 45 minutes.
Stranger: I will fire up the teleporter
You: Sweet! What model do you have?
Stranger: The AWESOMATIC3000
You: Fuckkk, that's the English one with Lucas electronics. It's obviously not
going to make it.
Stranger: I have modified it, It will get the food somewhere
You: I hope not with GM components.
Stranger: God lord no
You: You sure you don't have a midget slut named Rachel there?
Stranger: Nope we got a one armed whore named barbara, some dwarve twins and a mermaid who is into watersports but no midgets
You: A mermaid into watersports isn't a fair competition is it?!
Stranger: thats true but she is working with her strengths so you can't knock her
You: I'm into underwater Hungarian basketweaving myself.
Stranger: Ahh a noble hobby
Stranger: hrmm I wonder who will crack first
You: Do you deliver?
Stranger: Only if you do
You: lol
You: i mean food
Stranger: uh no
You: wth
Stranger: I am looking for DJ
You: take out?
Stranger: I need to find him
You: hey
You: i know you
Stranger: No you dont
You: you worked for a vet
Stranger: You think you do.. but you dont
Stranger: youz importatlanta?
You: lol
You: You drive poopra!
Stranger: FINALLY!
Stranger: Someone who understands me
You: DJ is with the red devil
Stranger: yes yes!
Stranger: Shes hot duncha think?
You: I need some horse steriods, got any?
Stranger: lol.. I no work for vets
Stranger: I work with preggo women
Stranger: so maybe
You: ew, i don't need any of that
I iz right here Teh Ren!!
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Now you show up!
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ASAP N.E. Chapter VP
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Epic win!
Stranger: sup
Stranger: asl
You: twice your age, better than yours, far far away
Stranger: so youre a guy then
You: lol
Stranger: excuse me, i need to get back to the kitchen
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Stranger: male?? female??
You: you're obviously a guy with no self esteem
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Was I supposed to be here for something?
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Read #248Was I supposed to be here for something?
I did....i lirl'd....i assume you and Karen found each other on there. But was she actually looking for me on there??
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yeah lol!I did....i lirl'd....i assume you and Karen found each other on there. But was she actually looking for me on there??
You: hej!
Stranger: u sounds like swedish ha
You: lol!
You: Ar det bra?
Stranger: ja
You: Jag ar hungrig!
Stranger: oh, jad är också
Stranger: jag*
You: i don't know swedish but I like swedish fish!
Stranger: haha, and i don't knoe english
Stranger: know*
You: Do you have swedish fish in Sweden?
Stranger: of course
Well damn. I missed her!
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lulz win...
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Stranger: what's up
You: up [uhp] Show IPA adverb, preposition, adjective, noun, verb, upped, up⋅ping.
–adverb
1. to, toward, or in a more elevated position: to climb up to the top of a ladder.
2. to or in an erect position: to stand up.
3. out of bed: to get up.
4. above the horizon: The moon came up.
5. to or at any point that is considered higher.
6. to or at a source, origin, center, or the like: to follow a stream up to its source.
7. to or at a higher point or degree, as of rank, size, value, pitch, loudness, brightness, maturity, or speed: to move up in a firm; to pump up a tire; to turn a lantern up; Prices are going up. Speak up! Hurry up!
8. ahead; in a leading position in a competition: He managed to get up on his opponent by three points.
9. in continuing contact, esp. as reflecting continuing awareness, knowledge, etc.: to keep up with the latest developments in mathematics.
10. into or in activity, operation, etc.: to set up vibrations.
11. into a state of emotional agitation or distress: His insults left her all roiled up.
12. into existence, visible form, etc.: His sample was worked up in the studio.
13. into view, prominence, or consideration: The lost papers have turned up.
14. into or in a place of safekeeping, storage, retirement, etc.: to lay up riches; to put up preserves.
15. into or in a state of union, contraction, etc.: to add up a column of figures; to fold up.
16. to the required or final point: to pay up one's debts; burned up.
17. to a state of completion; to an end: She finished it all up.
18. to a halt: The riders reined up and dismounted.
19. Baseball. being the player or team batting; at bat.
20. (used as a function word for additional emphasis, sometimes prec. by it): Go wake your father up. What plugged it up? We laughed it up.
21. ahead of an opponent or opponents in points, games, etc.: The golfer was two strokes up on his nearest competitor.
22. each; apiece: The score was seven up in the final quarter.
23. (of machines or equipment, as computers) working; in working order or in operation.
24. Informal. without the addition of ice; straight up: Bring me a martini, up.
25. Nautical. toward the wind: Put the helm up.
–preposition
26. to, toward, or at an elevated place on or in: They went up the stairs. The cat is up the tree.
27. to, toward, or at a high or higher station, condition, or rank on or in: He is well up the social ladder.
28. at or to a farther point or higher place on or in: She is up the street. I'm going up the street.
29. toward the source, origin, etc., of: up the stream.
30. toward a particular direction or in the interior of, as a region or territory: The explorers were up north.
31. in a course or direction that is contrary to that of: to row up the current.
–adjective
32. moving in or related to a direction that is up or is regarded as up: the up elevator; the up train traveling north; the up platform of a railroad station.
33. informed; familiar; aware (usually fol. by on or in): She is always up on current events.
34. concluded; ended; finished; terminated: The game is up. Your hour is up.
35. going on or happening; taking place; occurring: What's up over there?
36. having a high position or station: He is up in society.
37. in an erect, vertical, or raised position: The gate at the railroad crossing is up. The tent is up.
38. above the earth or ground: The corn is up and ready to be harvested.
39. in the air; aloft: The meteorological balloons are up. The airplanes are up for their reconnaissance flights.
40. (of heavenly bodies) risen above the horizon: The sun is up.
41. awake or out of bed: to be up with insomnia.
42. mounted on horseback: He knows which jockeys are up in every race.
43. (of water in natural bodies) high with relation to the banks or shore: The tide is up.
44. built; constructed: The new museum is up and open to the public.
45. facing upward: He is resting and his face is up.
46. sunnyside up.
47. (of roads, highways, etc.) having the surface broken or removed (usually used in combination): a torn-up road.
48. in revolt, mutiny, or rebellious agitation: Many territories were up and preparing to send troops against the government.
49. in a state of agitation: Beware of him when his temper is up.
50. Informal. cheerful or optimistic; high-spirited; happy; exuberant; upbeat.
51. Informal. productive, favorable, or profitable: a string of up months for the company.
52. afoot or amiss: Her nervous manner told me that something was up.
53. in a state of enthusiastic or confident readiness (usually fol. by for): The team was definitely up for the game.
54. bound; on the way: She was on a ship up for Australia.
55. resolved in an unfavorable or undesired way: They knew that their game was up.
56. higher than formerly in cost, amount, degree, etc.: The price of meat was up.
57. (of age) advanced (usually fol. by in): He is rather spry for a man so up in years.
58. active: The captain wished to set sail as soon as the wind was up.
59. in a legal proceeding as defendant: He is up for murder.
60. in operation or ready for use: The theater's lights are up.
61. (of points or other standards used to determine the winner in a competition) ahead; in advance: He won the game with two points up over his opponent.
62. considered or under consideration: a candidate up for reelection; a bill that is up before Congress.
63. wagered; bet: He won all the money up in the game.
64. living or located inland or on elevated ground: They live in a village two miles up from the coast.
65. (used with a preceding numeral to indicate that a score is tied in a competition): It was 10 up at the end of the first half.
66. ahead of an opponent or opponents: They scored three times in a row to go two up.
–noun
67. an upward movement; ascent.
68. a rise of fortune, mood, etc.
69. a time of good fortune, prosperity, or happiness: He has had more ups than downs in his career.
70. an upbound means of public transportation, as a train or bus.
71. Informal. a feeling or state of happiness, exuberance, or elation.
72. Slang. upper (def. 10).
73. a person or thing that is in a favorable position of wealth, fortune, etc.: People who were ups in the business world suffered losses in the economic depression.
74. an upward slope; elevation.
75. an upward course or rise, as in price or value: The landlord promised his tenants there would be no further ups in the rent this year.
76. Slang. upper 2 .
–verb (used with object)
77. to put or take up.
78. to make larger; step up: to up output.
79. to raise; go better than (a preceding wager): to up the ante.
–verb (used without object)
80. Informal. to start up; begin something abruptly (usually fol. by and and another verb): Then he upped and ran away from home.
81. (often used imperatively or hortatively) to rise up: Up, men, and fight until all the enemy are defeated!
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82. all up with, at or approaching the end of; with defeat or ruin imminent for: He realized it was all up with him when the search party began to close in.
83. go up in one's lines. line 1 (def. 70).
84. on the up and up, Informal. frank; honest; sincere: He seems to be on the up and up. Also, on the up-and-up.
85. straight up. straight (def. 34).
86. up against, faced or confronted with: They were up against formidable obstacles.
87. up against it, in a difficult situation, esp. in financial straits: There was no one to help him when he was up against it.
88. up and around, recovered from an illness; able to leave one's bed. Also, up and about.
89. up and doing, Informal. actively engaged; alert; busy: During her convalescence she longed to be up and doing.
90. up and down,
a. back and forth; backward and forward: He paced up and down.
b. from top to bottom or head to toe: She looked me up and down before replying.
91. up for, considered as eligible or as a possibility for (something): The child is up for adoption. Three actresses are up for the role.
92. up to,
a. as far as or approaching (a certain part, degree, point, etc.): She went wading up to her knees. I am up to the eighth lesson.
b. in full realization or attainment of: He worked up to president of the company.
c. as many as; to the limit of: The car will seat up to five persons.
d. having adequate powers or ability for; capable of; equal to: He didn't think I was up to the job.
e. the duty or responsibility of; incumbent upon: It's up to you to break the news to him.
f. engaged in; contriving; doing: What have you been up to lately?
93. up your ass, Slang: Vulgar. shove (def. 6). Also, up yours.
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You: HARRO !
Stranger: male?
You: I can if u want me to be
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: wut itt itz shawty
Stranger: i dont get u
Stranger: are you drunk or something...
Stranger: ?
You: No
You: I axed
You: Wuz zup
Stranger: ssup?
Stranger: am doing great.. not sleepy...
You: y hunny ?
Stranger: i woke up late today morning..
Stranger: so what are you doing?
You: eatung peanuts
Stranger: cool
Stranger: y dont u add some of my ass to it
You: dose it have hair on it ?
Stranger: no sweety
Stranger: we females dont have ass hair...
You: This female dose
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: go shave it...
You: ?
You: Then my dog wont have anything to play with
Stranger: u horny bitch !!
Stranger: i am part of peta
You: hehehe Maybeeee
Stranger: prevention of cruelty to animals
You: Im from the KKK
You: Kul KLUX KLAN
Stranger: kkk?
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: am from the Joint family...
You: we try to keep ppl from canada from geting to our great state of africa
Stranger: why do u have such a grudge against canadians?
You: they sold me a bad pair of soilded panites before !
You: GAWD DAMN THEM ALL ! !
Stranger: but u ppl do have great penisses
You: Well I must say, It its big
You: MUU MUU HAHA
Stranger: yeah so bend it round and stick it up ur ass
You: why must u talk to a lady this way
Stranger: coz
Stranger: i have my doubts whether u are a lady
You: Shut up an bring me my turkey leg !
Stranger: and i'll stick it up ur ass
You: Sip sip sip. Sipping on some syrup. sipping on some syrup !
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: juicy cum
Stranger: huh?
You: ur suck a kidder Alfred
You: such**
Stranger: omg...
Stranger: i love u
Stranger: alfred...!!
You: I HATE UR GU TS
You: Guts**
Stranger: same here...
You: but I love pie
Stranger: pie*r*r=are of circle
Stranger: ..|..
You: 3.14
Stranger: lol...
Stranger: as if i didnt know...
Stranger: its more accurately 3.1472
You: Shhh]
You: I dont like ur tone !
Stranger: me too
Stranger: so fuck off
You: I heard what u did...........
You: ...................... last summer !
Stranger: hmm... so what re you gonna do with it
Stranger: pleasure ur coochie to it..?
You: Dump that bitch in a lake of course ! Duhhh
Stranger: and?
Stranger: what if the cops find it?
You: I am a damn cop u hag !
Stranger: yeah ... riite...
Stranger: lol...
You: LOL WUT
Stranger: suck on these ( . )( . )
Stranger: or oo=======>
You: 8================D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~
You: PAWN !
Stranger: ROOK !!
You: of the year
You: was a great movie
You: in the 90s
Stranger: so?
You: u know what !
You: IM braking up with u !
Stranger: when the fck did we get toghether ?
You: Good day to u sir
Stranger: have a lovely evening urself
You: I SAAAIIIDDD GOOD DAY ! !
Stranger: so?
You: later chump lol
You: I need 2 orders of sesame kitten
You: you deliver right?
Stranger: yeah, where you live?
You: atlanta
You: not gonna be cold is it?!
Stranger: okay, let me just hop on a plainno, we have built-in heating
You: Where's a "plain" gonna get you?
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Stranger: hi
You: woof
Stranger: From South Korea?
You: WOOF
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Stranger: I dont know, I hear they are very popular up North
You: oh you are from the south then
Stranger: yes south west
Stranger: i am a New Mexican
Stranger: we are sort of like mexicans but more modern thats why its called New Mexicans
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Stranger: guess what
You: WHATTTTTTTTT
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Stranger: HA!
You: rick rollllllled ehh
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Stranger: Anything Can Happen In The Next Half An Hour
You: like you dying in a fire?
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My stranger claimed to be a girl. I was apprehensive, since I"ve noticed some girls lie and say they are guys, and vice versa.
This is how it ended:
You: dead serious, i didn't take the pic
You: and i didn't retitle it
Stranger: its ok
You: well stranger, have fun
Stranger: you too, its been fun chatting with you
You: well, have fun, and dont trust the French
You: or Italians
You: or arabs
Stranger: good advice
You: and keep the Chinese contained
You: they are the devil in yellow skin clothing
Stranger: haha
You: This is Peter, signing off
Stranger: how inflammatory
You: hahahahahahaha
You: HOLLA
Stranger: I'm rebecca, see you round x
You: werd
You: ill be sure to scream out "REBECCA! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! every time I start
Stranger: omg i love it
Stranger: what a tribute
You: you can do the same with my name, just be ready b/c then they will know you're a girl
You: or gay
You: one of the two
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: potentially both
You: hahahahahaha
You: aight, well i gotta try the new line out
You: take care
Stranger: see you!
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Stranger: sex?
You: hot dog
Stranger: no i just had my food thanks
You: no... hot dog sex
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: just sex
You: do you want to be the weiner or the buns
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Stranger: hi
You: *insert obligatory greeting*
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old news....was playing around on this last year.
02' Miata
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: earth
You: or would mars spark a better conversation?
Stranger: fucking usa fucking china fucking japan!
You: ok
You: so you're probably from the UK then
Stranger: im from korea
Stranger: u?
You: are you a dirty commie?
Stranger: i like uk
You: i fucking hate communists
Stranger: fuck
You: south or north korea
Stranger: u china or japan?!
Stranger: s!
You: ok, that's one GOOD thing about you
Stranger: fucking japan and chian!
Stranger: fuck!
Stranger: s.kor is good!
You: FUCKING NEITHER
You: fuck china
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: fuck usa fuck japan fuck china!
Stranger: haha
You: i think you meant to type
You: kekekekeeke
You: instead of hahahahaha
You: unless this thing is translating it forme
Stranger: u from?
Stranger: i ask u from?
You: a country that keeps yours from getting wiped off the face of the earth by a crazy dildo to the north of you
Stranger: maybe u from china or japan!
Stranger: fuck u!
You: you dumb bastard
Stranger: fuck u!
You: go practice karate or some shit in the DMZ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Looking for gay man to cum with me on the cam
You: but i'm a chick :[
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:C
^ What are the odds, hahaha.
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Stranger: looking for dominate female to tease me
You: how old?
Stranger: im 19
You: Not your age you little slut.
You: *cracks whip*
Stranger: lol
You: Say my name bitch!
Stranger: how old are you
You: *cracks whip* Say it!
You: NOW!
You: Don't make me rip your own dick off and shove it down your own throat you little cum gobbler.
Stranger: I dont know your name
You: Read it! I'm the stranger!
Stranger: i want the stranger to prove to me its a girl
You: Do the stranger!
Stranger: cuz im not gay
You: DO THE STRANGER!
You: I'm gonna rip that hair off your nipples if you don't tell me you're doing the stranger
Stranger: im doing the stranger! im doing the stranger! im doing the stranger!
You: lol
You have disconnected.
You: SFOT?!
You: IA?!
You: BUTTSECKS!?
Stranger: ????
You: normally you put words before a question mark
You: just sayin
Stranger: normally you write readable words
Stranger: jsut sayin
You: and you can't even do that
You: congrats
You: have fun being dumb in life
You have disconnected.
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lol, really? It was s 50/50 chance english or aussie...
Stranger: hey mate
You: hello stranger from down under!
Stranger: haha wtf
Stranger: howd u know
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: ever travel to another country?
You: yes
You: myanus
You: in alabama
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so what exactly is in.....myanus?
You: a cow
You: a house
You: a dog
Stranger: your saying there is a dog in myanus??
You: oscer myer winner e
You: Whinner*
Stranger: i think its winer
Stranger: wiener
You: a transvestite
Stranger: hey hey hey!
You: smoke weed everyday!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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will continue this tomorrow
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: woof
Stranger: meow
You: grrr
You: woof woof
Stranger: *hissss* *swipe*
You: *runs* *barks from distance* woof woof woof
Stranger: *disconnects*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
^ Must have been Evan.
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