DAMNIT! THE LESBIAN TRICKED ME! I SENT HER NUDES OF ANOTHER IA MEMBER AND SHE DIDNT SEND ME ANY BACK! THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DAMNIT! THE LESBIAN TRICKED ME! I SENT HER NUDES OF ANOTHER IA MEMBER AND SHE DIDNT SEND ME ANY BACK! THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your inbox is full ho.Quote:
Originally Posted by toxxxic
cleared.
damnit. i THOUGHT i got someone from IA. but maybe not
i know ive talked to atleast 1 or 2 people from here just by the shit people talk about lol
Quote:
Originally Posted by toxxxic
Toxxxic + vagina = <3
That's what I'm gathering right now.
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You: NUDES OR GTFO
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m/f?
You: you first!
Stranger: i'm m + f
You: fuck ia
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: you like that
Stranger: arsehole
You: who the fuck is this
You: FML
Stranger: this is stranger
You: damnit.
Stranger: damn right
You: you wanna see kayla's vag?
Stranger: who is kayla?
You: dont play dumb stranger!
Stranger: Kayla? I dunno man...
Stranger: she's kinda rough
You: alright fine. autumns ass?
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: autumn is fiiine
You: lulz
You: who the fuck is this
Stranger: chances are you dont know me
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where are YOU from?
Stranger: so its gonna be like that is it?
Stranger: I'm from england
Stranger: and i'm still waiting for autumns ass
You: well where the fuck are the nudes
Stranger: i don't think you want my nudes, man
You: why not
Stranger: you dont speak like a woman, and a fags always approach from behind
Stranger: so i'm guessing you are a straight male
You: im actually a girl who wants to see some tits
Stranger: ahhh got me
Stranger: but i doubt it
You: doubt what
Stranger: that you are female
You: lulz.
Stranger: omg wait
Stranger: is this anon?
You: WHO!?
Stranger: ahhh.... nvm
You: wtf
Stranger: srsly if you dont have tits i'm not interested
You: I HAVE TITS MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: see now i'm still not fully in there
Stranger: i'm gonna have to get my coat man
You: i need nudes for IA so everyone will like me :(
Stranger: you dont look like no female to me
Stranger: IA?
You: yes.
Stranger: Oh
You: the RLD!
Stranger: Nice
You: whatever. see you in the whoreslounge bitch
Stranger: Ima take my leave now...
Stranger: knobjockey
You: a who?>!
DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAA
Quote:
Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
I believe I've found a few.
you got owned by Anon.
lawl
i just talked to like 50 ppl trying to find that whorebag toxxxic.
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You: NUDES OR GTFO
Stranger: i Haz PIXX
Stranger: LOLZERZ
You: I wanna see some tits !!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ME Too
Stranger: go to pornhub
You: SHOW ME YOUR TITS BITCH
Stranger: my fat mantits?
Stranger: ok
You: WTF
Stranger: OMG NOEZ
You: NO. GIRL TITS
You: DAMNIT
Stranger: theyre close enough
Stranger: and its dammit
You: NO IT ISNT
Stranger: you only spell damn like mn when your saying damn by itslef
Stranger: *itself
You: I need to see some tits or I'm going to kill myself
Stranger: with wut?
You: my big vagina
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: http://pornhub.com/
You: NO!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: its the best site
Stranger: it makes your dick bigger
You: you blow at life
Stranger: you blow me
You: no. i dont.
Stranger: yes you do and your gud at it to
Stranger: oh ya
Stranger: right there
Stranger: yeeeeessssssss!
Stranger: i jizzed like a firehoze
You: ......... yummmm
Stranger: oh you swallow?
Stranger: now we learned something new
You: yes we did
Stranger: isnt learning fun!
Stranger: now im gunna teach you something
You: where are my pixxxxxx bitch
Stranger: oh you still want pix
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: http://meatspin.com/
You: no thx
You: TITS OR GTFO
Stranger: YOU GTFO
You: NO YOU!
Stranger: no u
Stranger: !
You: YOU!
Stranger: arbiter
You: wut
Stranger: what
You: i have to pee
You: please open your mouth
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhh!
You: yeah you like it when i piss in your mouth dont you stranger
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: but your stranger
Stranger: im you
Stranger: your stranger
Stranger: im you
You: what if i piss out of my ass into your mouth stranger
Stranger: well stranger,
Stranger: that would mean you dick actually has to be inside out
Stranger: then you would be closer to a girl than you are now
Stranger: go for it
You: I AM A GIRL
Stranger: ok sure
You: no im cereal.
Stranger: with milk?
You: yeah maybe if i get excited enough
Stranger: ya your not a girl
Stranger: its ok if you want to be one
You: i am.
Stranger: there are a lot of guys like that
Stranger: crossdressers
Stranger: perverts
You: lulz
Stranger: and sometimes
Stranger: rapists
You: what about pedobear?
Stranger: i <3 PEDOBEAR!
You: OMG!!! HES AMAZING
Stranger: hes like so funny
Stranger: i saw the trailer for the movie doubt but with pedobear as the priest
Stranger: it was roflwaffles
You: ROFFLECOPTER
Stranger: he was like
Stranger: I HAZ MY CERTAINTY
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5tpbTJ7V8
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5tpbTJ7V8
Stranger: thats the pedobear doubt
You: LULZ
Stranger: WATCH IT
You: LULZ LULZ LULZ
Stranger: it waz funny ryt!
You: omg jyes!
Stranger: myspace def!
Stranger: are you /b/?
You: AM I WHO
Stranger: 4chan
You: ............. WUT
Stranger: google 4 chan
Stranger: its like were the scum of the internet hangs out
Stranger: its a forum
You: hmm
You: no
Stranger: rickroll was invented there
Stranger: so was pedobear
Stranger: and the words lol rofl lmao and roflmao
You: nooo
You: LIES
Stranger: yes all on 4chan
You: no no no
Stranger: before rickroll
You: they were invented on IA
Stranger: they had a thing called duckroll
Stranger: witch would be a pic of a duck with wheels for legs
Stranger: then someone saw the rick astley vid
Stranger: and make rickroll
You: lies
Stranger: im srs
Stranger: go ill link you 4 chan
You: ia invented all of that
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: here lemme link you
You: no
You: I DONT WANT UR LINKS I WANT TITS
Stranger: well theres a nude pix section on 4 chan
Stranger: http://www.4chan.org/
You: theres one on ia too NEWB
Stranger: 4 chan is better and older than ia
You: LIAR
You: IA IS MY LIFE!
You: WITHOUT IA I WILL DIE
Stranger: link it to me
You: nope
Stranger: why not!
You: you're not a true IA MEMBER
You: you're not allowed to enter the cult!
Stranger: im on fucking 4chan
Stranger: o its a cult
You: yes
You: what do you drive?
Stranger: nm crazy bastard
Stranger: i drive a vw bus
You: no fer realz
Stranger: for reals
You: and where do you live
Stranger: america
You: which STATE
Stranger: florida
You: hmm. nope. not allowed unless you're in atlanta
Stranger: are you fucking serious?!
You: YES!
Stranger: its a street legal car
You: .... i wasnt talking about the bus.
Stranger: then what your cult?
You: YES.
Stranger: im an atheist
You: lulz. importatlanta.com ;)
Stranger: ok lemme c it
Stranger: thats for cars
You: yes
You: we're a cult
Stranger: lemme show you my car site
You: NO!
Stranger: http://www.thesamba.com/vw/
You: I HAVE TO FIND ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: all vw's
Stranger: WHERE IS KUATO!
You: I NEEED TO FIND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GOODBYE!
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....................
You: ED?!
Stranger: who
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Ed's just not that well known to strangers. :no:
"goes back to find toxxxic."
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You: ED!
Stranger: Fag?
You: ED?!
Stranger: Långkalsonger?!?!?!?!
You: NO! IM LOOKING FOR ED HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
Stranger: He's in your ass, making bombs
You: No! He isn't!
You: I checked there!
Stranger: He's in my ass :P
You: Oh well show me your tits bitch!
Stranger: I have no tits lol. Fucking fag of doom XD
You: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: Vafan sa du nu då?
You: WHY WONT ANYONE SHOW ME THEIR TITS!?
Stranger: Vafan sa du nu då?
You: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING OLD MAN
Stranger: Old?
Stranger: Lolz
You: If you don't have tits, I'm not interested.
Stranger: I haven't said that you are?
Stranger: Lolz
You: NUDES OR GTFO
Stranger: Make me :p
You: ............... what the fuck are you talking about fagboy?
You: I'm a girl. I dont want your pencil cock. I want some tits! NOW!
Stranger: I wonder who's a fag? You, who want to see a guys tits. Or me, telling you to make me GTFO
You: PENCIL DICK!
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You: i want to see some tits
Stranger: hı ı am john. 20 years old. ı want just sex cam. ıf u dont. ıt ıs waste of tıme.
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You: Pedobear?!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: bbeeeewaaare
Stranger: :D
You: You haz nudes?
Stranger: no not for u
You: Aww no?
Stranger: right
You: Why cant I haz?
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I GOT A BRAZILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't save it. Clicked out the screen.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheProfiteer
Stranger: hii
You: hewwo
Stranger: romania
You: omg u seem excited
Stranger: u ?
You: france
Stranger: u must be boy
You: no
You: i'm a man
Stranger: yes man
Stranger: how old
You: 16
You: u?
Stranger: i am older
You: so
You: my cock is bigger
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DAMNIT. the brazilian wanted to invite me to her webcam on msn. ugh.
buhahahahahaha he shots he scores on the very first chat of the day!
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: what's up?
You: the sky!
You: what kinda stupid question is that to ask a complete stranger?
You: Thats like walking up and saying "Can i butter your bread?
Stranger: what else do I can ask u?
You: Hows your day going!
You: Hows life treating you!
You: Hows it hanging? Left or Right!
You: Hows the misses!
You: Hows the family!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: Hows your day going!
You: Pretty good, yourself?
Stranger: traveling
You: Ah fun, from where to where?
Stranger: from hong kong to san fransisco
You: Wow, long flight!
Stranger: yes
You: What do you do to travel from China to Cali?
Stranger: i'm a modell
You: lol Sadly i believe you!
Stranger: I was in china for pictures
You: Model's are known for very bad grammar!
You: All you have to do is look pretty! Dont have to worry about the conversation!
You: Kinda ironic that you would be in a chat room, and not on a web cam with another model have a "model off!" or something!
Stranger: I get my money and I'm just fine with that
You: Not bashing that!
You: Must be nice to stand there, hold a can of Jif for a photo ad!
You: Wait what is it you model for?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mach'N'U
Bad grammar as well!
hey i am not a model! so i am aloud to have shitty SPELLING!Quote:
Originally Posted by 03RCode
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mach'N'U
If you didn't have my car I'd correct this sentence as well.
:boobies: i wont have it much longer! :boobies:Quote:
Originally Posted by 03RCode
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You: toxxxic?
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: i talked to u already!
Stranger: que, REMEMBER?!
You: oh you're the ****
You: tell her to get checked out, i have aids.
Stranger: FU! asshole
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You: toxxxic?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: I'm gonna be straight with you
Stranger: My boyfriend just left me
Stranger: And I just wanna have some random simple phone sex
Stranger: =/
You: what a loser.
You: you should go ahead and pull the trigger.
Stranger: Trigger Bloodshed?
Stranger: What's toxxxic
Stranger: Is that code?
Stranger: Are you in a cult or something
You: why are you gay?
Stranger: Are you trying to get me to kill myself
Stranger: Because I love cawk
Stranger: Simple :3
You: lol
You: what a queer
Stranger: Wanna see my dick?
Stranger: :3
You: gross.
Stranger: Ahh okay
Stranger: Dw then
Stranger: Who am I talking to?
Stranger: Btw
Stranger: I'm a compulsive liar
Stranger: I'm also batman
You: im superman
Stranger: Looks like were friends
Stranger: =]
You: do you suck cock?
Stranger: Yeah, only with this one guy, he pays me to do it though
You: HOW MUCH
Stranger: A shilling
You: how much
Stranger: A shilling
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Are you in London by chance?
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You: hai
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: im good... yourself>?
You: good.
You: post tits now.
Stranger: you don't want to see my tits
Stranger: trust me
You: are they hairy?
Stranger: not really
You: are you fat?
Stranger: no, the opposite
Stranger: let's just say that the nipple to boob ratio is a little bit... off
You: hahaha
You: post it.
Stranger: as much as i would love to gross you out on any other day, i'm afraid posting them right now is going to be difficult, considering i'm at work
You: well then post your face.
You: i can tell if you have ugly boobs by a pic.
You: what about vagoo? can you post it
Stranger: my "vagoo" is worse than my tits
Stranger: 3 kids and 6 eating disorders will make your entire body look like Normandy on D-Day
You: wow you must be fat.
You: i like fat chicks.
Stranger: again... the opposite
Stranger: i used to be fat
Stranger: now i'm about 110lbs
Stranger: it's not a pretty sight...
Stranger: no one told me that the flabby skin wouldn't go away
Stranger: had they told me, i wouldve elected to stay fat
You: gross.
Stranger: trust me... my husband feels the same way
You: you should kill yourself.
Stranger: I can't kill myself... my family wouldn't get the insurance money
Stranger: trust me... i've checked
You: you're fucked.
Stranger: I've even considered staging a very convincing accident
Stranger: but i have a good personality... and my mom says that's very important
Stranger: or at least that's what she used to say when she was still alive
Stranger: I think vietnam really fucked me though
Stranger: i thought being a nurse wouldn't be as bad as combat
Stranger: boy was i wrong
Stranger: they even made us tend to the fucking gooks
You: why are you on omegle then?
Stranger: so i can help spread the awareness that asians are all fucking stupid
Stranger: also... i'm one of only 407 women to date to become impregnated through anal sex
Stranger: (apparently there is a hold from my anal cavity into my vagina)
Stranger: i wish i would've found out sooner
Stranger: my son is about your age
Stranger: and he's a dipshit, just like you
Stranger: and to answer your next question... yes
Stranger: sometimes some shit does come out of my "vagoo"
You: lol
You: this shit is hilarious
Stranger: I'm glad you have a sense of humor
Stranger: and I'm glad that you aren't using this website as a way to find girls... cuz that would be horribly depressing for you
You: well, im trying to find my friend toxxxic
You: i need to tell her i got aids, she needs to get checked out.
Stranger: jesus...
Stranger: you gave her aids through omegle?
Stranger: I'm impressed
You: i have a powerful e-cock
Stranger: some douchebag had to actually FUCK me to give me an STD... poor bastard
Stranger: AIDS isn't even that big of a deal anymore
Stranger: they can keep it supressed for years
You: so why do youhate asians? i hate mexicans.
Stranger: I dont hate asians
Stranger: just communists
Stranger: and mexicans are only bad if you talk to them
Stranger: otherwise, they aren't so bad
You: why only if you talk to them? do you get annoyed by their bad accent?
Stranger: god damnit... are you asian?
You: no.
You: i am from the US motherfucking of A
Stranger: wow, that sounds like a badass place
Stranger: I'm from Texas
You: fuck yes
You: i am from dallas.
Stranger: fuck yourself
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i'm in Carrollton right now
Stranger: but I live in Plano...
You: we should meet up and have random sex.
Stranger: i have 3 kids, so you know i put out
You: hell yeah
You: lets go
Stranger: where we meeting?
You: where do you wanna meet?
Stranger: i get off work in 13 minutes
You: me too.
Stranger: if i have to be honest, i'm probably just going to go home, smoke some pot, and play some 360
You: you'd rather play video games than get pounded?
Stranger: as much as i love roleplaying... i have never... nor will ever be pounded
Stranger: and i weigh closer to 170
Stranger: and i have a penis
You: lawlz
Stranger: but im sure you knew that
Stranger: i think the vietnam story made it a little obvious
You: hahaha
You: it was hilarious.
Stranger: you seriously from Dallas?
You: you had me going for a second, i was like wait maybe this IS a real person
You: nope.
Stranger: ha, i figured that would've been far too cool
Stranger: but yeah man... i just wanted to have a little fun
Stranger: you seemed like you have a good sense of humor
You: lol i am trying to find my friend toxxxic on here though
You: we're on the same website.
You: are you anon?
Stranger: anon?
You: nevermind.
Stranger: statistically speaking though, finding a specific person is crazy
Stranger: anon... got it
Stranger: 4chan speak
Stranger: sorry... i wasn't connecting
You: yeah i know we are both doing the same, shes trying to find me.
Stranger: is there a specific reason you guys are trying to find eachother on omegle?
You: nope, boredom.
Stranger: and once you've found eachother
Stranger: ?
Stranger: will she let you see her vagoo?
You: hahaha
You: i've seen it. she's a little cunt.
You: im posting this convo in the website.
Stranger: why's that?
You: cause this shit was FUCKING hilarious
You: i h ave to post it.
Stranger: go for it... anything i can do to help out the infinite cluster fuck that is the internet
You: did you come here from 4chan or just randomly?
Stranger: just randomly
Stranger: i found out about 4chan from people on here
You: oh
Stranger: well man... may you have luck on your future journeys... and always remember... fuck the gooks
You: LOL!
You: later bro.
Stranger: pece
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hol shit Ed you should have told that person to sign up to IA there perfect for the WL's! oh my god! that was the best one yet! :lmao:
all these fucking lesbians want me to get on MSN.
why wont they just sent their nudes already?
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: im looking for spiderman
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: i am him
You: good...cause i wanna go to africa
Stranger: lol?
You: do you like pine cones?
Stranger: are they even edible
Stranger: haha
You: with A1 sauce on them.
You: ever been to china? i hear they have good bbq
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i gave up!
I actually found one that I am having a meaningful conversation with.
But I'm lying my ass off to "him". :lmfao:
i'm kinda bored now
toxxxic you're a lesbian, whats the problem?
no, i was trying to get nudes for you guys. i failed miserably.
:ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by hondachik
That site got boring with the quickness.. good 30 minutes though.
Stranger: Helen Or sofie?
You: james
You: is this james
You: please tell me this is jame
Stranger: YES
Stranger: OMG
You: omfg
Stranger: YES
Stranger: it ios
Stranger: Whic
Stranger: who was it
You: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
Stranger: Helen Or sofie?
You: helen
You: i fukcing miss you
You: omg
You: please
You: dont leave me
You: where are you right now
You: tell me
Stranger: Ireland
Stranger: Im in Ireland
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: :)
Stranger: I am completed now
Stranger: I just need to find them
You: what were we tlaking about earlier?
You: i forgot
Stranger: wait
Stranger: Helen
Stranger: what did she say?
Stranger: this is importan
You: sophie miss you like a bunch
Stranger: important
You: she is sad as ever
You: omg
Stranger: :(
You: she loves you so much
Stranger: Did helen say anything about Love?
You: this is helen
You: james
You: have you found sophie
Stranger: No
Stranger: but I have the Jade monkey
You: omg i am so sorry
Stranger: Its ok
You: how did you get the jade monkey
Stranger: I know your lieing
Stranger: :(
You: look
Stranger: The Jade monkey says so
You: we will find her
Stranger: No WE wont
Stranger: this is my quest
You: this is helen
Stranger: Mine My own
You: we will find sophie
Stranger: I am skyping her tm
Stranger: atm
Stranger: :L
You: you are
You: who are you skyping?
Stranger: she says your not talking to her
Stranger: Helen
You: i am helen
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: I'm rick james bitch
Stranger: lmao
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You: hai
Stranger: hi
You: you horny
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: fuck yeah me too
Stranger: r u a guy or a girl
You: well too bad for you I can take care of my horniness with my wife loser
Stranger: well im a hot mexican hooker
You: so is my wife
You: well half phillipino
Stranger: im a girl, but i have a dick
You: go fuck yourself with it