oh wow best one yet!

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: where from?
You: A planet far far away!
You: Yourself?
Stranger: in far far away itself
You: Never never land?
Stranger: yeah kind off.. looks like it
You: Wow you must be one of those kids that MJ liked to touch!
Stranger: naah.. not really his kind of age
Stranger: he liked 5year olds like you, not 17
You: So your saying that if you where that age you would have let him?
You: So your unhappy that you couldnt be on of those kids?
Stranger: no, just saying i didnt do it
Stranger: you say it
You: You didnt do what?
You: Didnt touch MJ back or did not touch the other kids?
Stranger: awwh poor baby.. dont understand do you
You: Well just trying to understand how prevertly messed up you are!
Stranger: tnx
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