tranger: hello
You: howdy sumbitch!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: how's it going?
You: aswell
You: swell
You: you?
Stranger: good
You: are you human or animal?
Stranger: i'm an animal
You: awesome!
Stranger: =D
Stranger: and you?
You: can you say my name as if I were pleasing you like never before?
You: the name's QD, by the way
Stranger: Q.......D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 11111111
You: tell me I'm great to, as if I needed to hear it
Stranger: oh Q D!!!!!111111111111!#@!#@
Stranger: harder QD!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: that's what's up!
Stranger: (H)
Stranger: was that enough?
You: i think it was
You: what animal were you just then?
Stranger: a cat
Stranger: and you?
You: a rhinocerous
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow. Later, QD.