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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Alright, so.. I just got out of bed, and guess what I have to do? The god damn laundry!
You: haha
You: that sucks
You: wash my panties
Stranger: sure
Stranger: hand them over PLEASE
You: ok
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
You: oh me too!
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