A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey bays

You: hey

Stranger: 8675309

You: nice

You: is that your inmate id?

Stranger: no it's a song

Stranger: art thou carzy

Stranger: ?

You: im a convicted sex offender

Stranger: i'm sure you are you mother fuckering son of a bitch

You: whats your problem?

You: i didnt rape you or your sister so quit bitching

Stranger: you tit licker

Stranger: FUCK YOU

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: FUVK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.