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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
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meh, i never have any luck with this site, but today i got some kid...
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl??
You: 12/f/your room
Stranger: 14/m/your room
You: do you have nudes?
Stranger: maybe
You: i have nudes of your mom.
Stranger: ok
You: she's a hot little milf.
Stranger: i have nudes og you
Stranger: you're pritty
You: really? send them to me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: where is your sister? she is vagtastic.
Stranger: are you a horny little girl??
You: only for your sister.
Stranger: ok
You: send me nudes of her and i will send you mine
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: i think you are a male
You: why would you say that?
Stranger: cuz you want picture of my sister
Stranger: or do you really have a wet pussy
You: i do.
You: i like girls.
You: boys are ok.
Stranger: ok
You: how old is your sister?
Stranger: 8 and 16
You: hmmmm 16
You: send me pics of her wet puss and you can have mine.
Stranger: lool
You: lol
You: http://www.ratemymotivational.com/mo...hes_creepy.jpg
Stranger: ??
You: pedobear
You: he's awesome.
Stranger: LOL
You: he likes young girls like you.
Stranger: how wet is you're pussy??
You: do you like young girls?
Stranger: i like girls on my own age
You: how old are you?
Stranger: older than u
You: well?
Stranger: 14
Stranger: I have said that
You: shouldn't you be outside playing instead of being a nerd trying to pick up girls on the internet?
Stranger: HAHA, LOOL
You: are you fat?
Stranger: you are looking for girls on you're internett
Stranger: NO, I'm thin
You: you must be, thats why your loser ass is trying to pick up a girl on the internet.
You: then you must be a loser.
Stranger: and you are a girl
Stranger: haha, you are a looser
You: loser and looser are two different things fucktard.
You: go study, you need it.
You: do your parents love you?
Stranger: HAHA, I have 4,8
You: you have what?
Stranger: my parents love me better than you're parents love u
You: is that what they told you when they dropped you on your head?
Stranger: well, see you never; reetaard
You: wow that was lame as fuck
Stranger: haha
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: haha
You: you really must be 14 to come up with a lameass comeback like that.
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: haha
Stranger: HAHA
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you from??
Stranger: i live next door
Stranger: and you are 47 years old
You: well cool. tell that cunt sister of yours to get naked. tell your faggot dad to leave cause im ready to fuck your mom. he can't get the job done so i will do it for him.
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: fat
Stranger: a male
Stranger: nothin to do
You: lol at least im not a 14 year old faggot loser trying to find a date on this lame ass site.
Stranger: HAHAHA, no you' are a fucking idiot trying to get naked picture og girls when you are one you'reself, you are just a fucking lesbisn
You: ok kid! i dont want pictures of your ugly retarded sister, she looks like a fucking ogre.
Stranger: kid
You: thats right.
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: go to bed
Stranger: sleep well
Stranger: Bye
You: faggot.
You: leave.
You: gtfo
You: why are you still here?
You: are you that retarded?
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: im bored
You: Hi, me too.
You: Do you like farming?
Stranger: abit
Stranger: u?
You: Oh yes, I love farming.
You: What do you like about it?
Stranger: amm
Stranger: growing my own vegetables
Stranger: then eat them
You: There is nothing like the taste of a freshly grown vegetable coming from your own garden.
Stranger: yea
Stranger:
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I am from Michigan. We have a lot of farms here. You?
Stranger: lithuania
You: Lots of farms there?
Stranger: yea
You: The one thing I dont like about farming though is having to milk grandpa. That gets pretty old.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ;d
You: He does not even make as much milk as the cows! I don't know why dad makes me do it.
Stranger:
You: Did you ever have do to that when you farmed?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: It's kinda weird but I don't mind I guess. You should always love and treat old people with respect my parents say.
Stranger: you shouldnt do it
Stranger: just say fuck it
You: I tried but dad put me in the basement for three days. Did you know you can eat your own poop?
Stranger: lol
You: I threw up a little at first but it was OK I guess.
Stranger: if i were you
Stranger: i would be already dead
Stranger: i would hand my self
Stranger: hang
You: Want to hear something freaky?
You: I am dead.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you are so sicking lying
Stranger:
Stranger: so bye,
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this had to be someone on here!
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Stranger: Can you point me in the direction of Rivet City?
You: Why Yes i can!
You: Its due NNW, about 500 clicks!
Stranger: Thats Paradise falls you jerk!
You: I thought that was the same place!
Stranger: UGH
Stranger: Now im lost.
You: Sorry but i killed the radio host guy, so its kinda hard to learn the place
Stranger: WHY EVER WOULD YOU DO THAT!
You: BECAUSE THAT GAME WAS GAY AS FUCK!
Stranger: What did he ever do to you!?!?
Stranger: BLASPHEMY!
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Stranger: selam
You: whats up
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and i had all my racist jokes lined up.
1976 Datsun 280z The Rust makes it lighther
THE END ALL!!!!
Stranger: Hey!
You: Hey
Stranger: Whats up?
You: nothing much, just been doing a lot of thinking
Stranger: about what?
You: we're no strangers to love
Stranger: define.
You: You know the rules and so do i
Stranger: I know, are you talking about the annoying people that only want sex?
You: yes....A full commitments what Im thinking of
Stranger: i agree.
You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy
Stranger: hahah yeah
You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling....Gotta make you understand
Stranger: i understand, i feel the same way,
You: I'm never gonna give you up
Stranger: What?
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: oh. okay then.
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
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Later, QD.
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ahahahahahaha.....Great song btw.....
Its just the good ol boy in me
I got my friends I got the recipe
For one hell of a life
I got my girl got my family
Got my booze and thats all I need
For a hell of a time
HELLYEAH!
Stranger: Hi ask me any question.
You: Whats your name
Stranger: Mark
You: How many flings have u had?
Stranger: 0
You: wait...Mark from IA?
Stranger: YES.....
You: OMG
You: whats your SN
Stranger: wait.... who is this?
Stranger: i dont want some creep im-ing me... haha
You: Echonova
You: wait, are you echo too?
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28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
You: HEY
Stranger: hi
You: how are u
Stranger: good
Stranger: u
You: r u a male or female?
You: i'm good. just ate my pork chops
Stranger: oh i dont eat pork f
Stranger: u
You: um
You: muslim?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: u
You: u don't have to get on caps
You: I'M A FEMALE
You: I EAT PORK
Stranger: wat
You: I am a female
You: what are y ou
Stranger: same
You: oh
You: ewe
You: I'm no homo
You: want me to play homo?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i like men
You: oh.
Stranger: noffense
You: me too
Stranger: k good
You: i LOVE men.
Stranger: same
You: no u dont
Stranger: i cant help it
You: u only like them. I love them
Stranger: you really
You: what kind of car u got?
Stranger: lexis
Stranger: u
You: and how long does it take to go 0-50
You: u lie. its spelled lexus
Stranger: wat ever
You: that's like me having a honda and saying its a hunda
Stranger: does it matter, i own it
You: it does
You: i thought lexus owners were smart
You: or do u only stare at the L?
Stranger: i got it for my sixteen birthday liek two years ago
Stranger: and i love it
You: yeah u didn't need it
You: u needed an Aveo
Stranger: no i like my car better
Stranger: it was either taht or a porshe but they are so annoying sometimes
You: your lexis?
Stranger: but good for parking
Stranger: no porshe
You: couldn't afford one so she named her daughter alexis?
Stranger: haha funny
You: did u google how to spell that first?
Stranger: you are such a bitch
Stranger: you lebsian freak
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28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
lol this is how you turn it against someone when they where planning on fucking with you!
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Stranger: DARLING READ MY LIPS
You: OKAY!
Stranger: WE'RE GOING DOWN LIKE SINKING SHIPS
Stranger: SINGING
You: WHAT DO THEY SAY?
Stranger: OHHHHHHHHOHOHOHHH
Stranger: OHHHHHHOHOHOH
You: OH MY GOD YOUR LIPS SAY YOU HAVE HERPES!
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: WHY YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME AN STD
You: MAN THATS FUCKING WRONG!
Stranger: WE HIT IT OFFFFFF AND ONNNNN AGAIN
You: NOW EVERYONES GOING TO NOW
Stranger: WE ONLY SLEEEEP IN THE SAME BEEEED
You: I TOLD YOU THAT SMOKING POLES WAS GOING TO GET YOU A STD!
Stranger: NINETY NIIIINE RED BALOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
Stranger: FLOATING IN THE SUMMER SKYYYYY
You: so you dont deny being gay?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I LOVE NENA
You: wow interesting!
Stranger: DENYING
You: its alright to be gay!
Stranger: EVERYTHING
Stranger: I SEE YOU QUESTIONING ME
You: i have nothing against the gays
Stranger: homo
You: what you and your bf do in your bedroom is yalls business!
Stranger: lol :|
Stranger: im a girl
You: sure you are! maybe deep down inside you are
Stranger: LESBIAN LOVE PARTNERR~~~
You: do you dress up like a girl for your bf so he can anal rape you?
Stranger: ONE TEQUILA
Stranger: TWO TEQUILA
Stranger: THREE TQUILA
Stranger: F
Stranger: L
Stranger: O
Stranger: O
Stranger: R
Stranger: !
You: so it only takes you 3 tequilas for any guy to take you home? you most be the hit at the gay bars!
Stranger: NOPE
Stranger: IVE DOWNED SO MUCH OF THAT SHIT
Stranger: MIXED WITH VODKA
Stranger: AND MONSTER...
You: oh so your not the hit at the gay bar, your just cheap and easy?
Stranger: YES
Stranger:D
You: so you admit to being at the gay bar getting hit on by other men, for the chance at a cheap thrill?
Stranger: well, if you consider the gay bar daycare, then yes
You: i bet this is your favorite face! =O
Stranger: 8===================D~~~~o:
You: see once you admit it you start feeling better
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not feeling better
Stranger: in fact
You: i bet your asshole is like throwing a suasage down a hall way!
Stranger: i just might kilol myself
You: well thats always another way out
Stranger: yea
You: well i am not objecting to you doing it
Stranger: tell me a secret about yourself
You: but dont break your bf's heart over it, hes still your partner!
Stranger: tell me a secret about yourselftell me a secret about yourselftell me a secret about yourselftell me a secret about yourself
You: um okay, a secret, i have no secrets!
Stranger: everyone does...
You: but why are you trying to change the subject, you dont like your sex life?
Stranger: mine is that i like little boys...
You: is it because of what your dad did to you as a kid?
Stranger: yes
You: a secret is something someone doesnt know, we have already established that you are a homo
You: i bet you love getting donkey punched!
Stranger: yesssss
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LOLOL @ QD Rick rolling them!!
Fucked that girl up, lolol. Later, QD.Originally Posted by green91
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with QD's inspiration!
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You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Stranger: sup
Stranger: oh
Stranger: dont rickroll me
You: * never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: thats so a year and a half ago
Stranger: wow
Stranger: geez
Stranger: even bel-aireing me is old.
You: Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
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Pedo's everywhere:
Stranger: name
You: somethin like A j
Stranger: f?
You: nope
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CHASE ->>> WHAT MATTERS
this is still my fav lmao!Stranger: horny?
You: Not for you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i can make u horny with my sexy big penis
You: Can we play tummy sticks?
Stranger: tummy sticks? what is it?
Stranger:
You: Well.. I have a penis.. you have a penis.. Think!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good luck
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Val For President
R.I.P. Our Dear Leisa..
ASAP N.E. Chapter VP
No more supra
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NIKON Squad member| NikonD40
Stranger: Hola muchacha
You: are you from spain???!!!
Stranger: Ew no
You: your accent is so fluent though
Stranger: i knowz, riiiiights?!
Stranger: ci
Stranger: ci!
Stranger: ayayayayayayyy
Stranger: TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
You: OMG you just blew my mind!
Stranger: i can does that
Stranger: wif my taco
You: do you like girls tacos?
Stranger: i eat any tacos
Stranger: as long as they not a penis taco
You: dont do those either
You: or brown tacos.... they are burnt
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1999 Mazda Miata- For Sale $4,500 FRIM!
You: sup with ya bitch ass
Stranger: IF YOU DISCONNECT YOU WILL BE RAPED BY CANDLEJACK
You: promise?
Stranger: yeah
You: SWEET
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Stranger: Hello! Where from?
You: hey
You: Georgia
You: u?
Stranger: USA as well
You: what state?
Stranger: I live in Jersey
You: ohh
You: cool
You: male or female?
Stranger: m
Stranger: I'm fine talking with a guy who can keep up a convo.
You: are ya ?
You: well i got on here because im having trouble with coming out of the closet and my therapist said it would be good to talk to a total stranger about it.
You: but i dont do ass to mouth though
Stranger: mmkay
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turbo lagg = the few seconds where the other guy thinks he is winning!
OK SO THIS IS THE BEST CONVO OF THE YEAR
REPS PLEASE
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: i just had the worst convo
You: lol
Stranger: i hate trollers
You: about?
Stranger: u don't want to knwo
Stranger: *know
You: sure tell me lol
Stranger: i'm almost starting to think omegle is really just one person
Stranger: u seem like you already know
You: huh?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i have paranoia
Stranger: sorry
You: this is my 2nd convo ever lol
You: pretty funn though
Stranger: well neways
You: so what was ur last convo about?
Stranger: I was trying to cyber with someone if you must know, for the first time in a long time
You: ohh yea
Stranger: I don't normaly do that shit nemore
Stranger: the person was really just trolling
Stranger: I think though
Stranger: embarassing
You: were they cybering with u?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: well we didn't really cyber
Stranger: we didn't get to that
You: what did u guys talk about?
Stranger: we mainly just talked sexual
Stranger: well like, its not like we were roleplaying
You: was it a guy or girl?
Stranger: we were mainly just talking about what we like
Stranger: well, "supposedly" it was a girl
You: cool
You: u wanna cyber with me?
Stranger: she said she has 38 D's
Stranger: well, I'm a dude
You: i have a GT35r so i got that beat
Stranger: wow lol
Stranger: do u have cam
You: yea pretty big
Stranger: i do...
You: yea toda cams
Stranger: whats toda?
You: a type of cam
Stranger: oh, mines logitech
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cheap cam
Stranger: lol
You: for my k20 eg hatch with the gt35r
Stranger: k20 eg?
You: ohh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: lol
You: lol u dont know what that is?
Stranger: no, I don't listen to rap so
You: its a type of sex toy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: used to make hondas go fast
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so ru a bbw?
Stranger: or do u like that term?
Stranger: idk
You: BBW?
Stranger: lol
You: ohh is this not honda-tech.com?
Stranger: lol TROLL
Stranger: HA
Stranger: lol
You: im a guy with a bbw cock
You: lol
You: loser
Stranger: sick man
Stranger: llol
Stranger: fuck u
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Stranger: hellooooooooooooooo=)
Stranger: f\m
You: hello
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: from?
You: fuk is this an interrogation
Stranger: f\m
You: male
You: u?
Stranger: want to fuck
You: pics
Stranger: im f
Stranger: i will suk your cock
You: aite come thru
mm...i def think qd has you beat...
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Stranger: FRANK?
Stranger: FRANK, IS THAT YOU?
You: yes, lisa
Stranger:
You: how have u been
Stranger: you got my name right
Stranger: THAT'S FUCKING CREEPY
Stranger: THAT'S THE FUCKING CREEPIES THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: i'm lisa from LAST NIGHT!
You: o shit
Stranger: are you the Lisa Simpson guy?!??!
Stranger: I THOUGHT SO!
You: im a cop u idiot
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Stranger: if ur chinese,disconnect
You: lol
You: if i was chinese this would be in widescreen
Stranger: so where u frm?
You: the great wall of china
Stranger: bastards
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LOL! Repped
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: ,ME TOO
You: holy shit
Stranger: and ired
Stranger: and tired
You: so
Stranger: china ,u from?
You: im from the great wall of china
Stranger: 真的假的？
You: no, no noodle soup for me
Stranger: 你是中国人？
You: your right, karate is about discipline
Stranger: yes ,
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: male/female?
Stranger: f
Stranger: where are you from
You: new jersey...but i live in georgia
Stranger: o
You: u?
Stranger: china
You: 真的假的？
Stranger: 真的
Stranger: 不容易啊
You: 你是中国人？
Stranger: 是啊
Stranger: 你有QQ吗?
You: i ate my cat yesterday
Stranger: 什么意思??
You: delicious
Stranger: 你用汉语说方便吗
You: i dont speak chicken scratch
Stranger: 哦
You: yes, that looks like the foot print of a fukkin flamingo
Stranger: 你男的还是女的?
You: NO
Posed as some random ass dude off facebook
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Stranger: horny?
You: im a noob to this how long have you know about it
You: like high school bleachers horny or long day at work horny
Stranger: like throw you on the bed and fuck you so hard horny
You: ah option 2 well i guess i could loosen up tonight if i had to
Stranger: m/f?
You: m yourself?
Stranger: good im a female =]
Stranger: age?
You: nice 19 u
Stranger: 18
Stranger: i want you do you want to cyber
You: sounds interesting what do i have to do
Stranger: talk dirty
Stranger: do you have a pic
Stranger: ?
You: i can do that
You: i have plenty u
Stranger: yess want to tradee
Stranger: ?
You: sure u first so i know this is legit
Stranger: ok hold on =]
Stranger: http://i29.tinypic.com/10rs4jt.jpg
You: waiting
Stranger: your turn =]
Stranger: ??
You: http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/...09633_7307.jpg
You: there
Stranger: y is it so small
You: idk lol it just came out like that
You: you grad hs yet
Stranger: yess u/
Stranger: ?
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Stranger: Alright, so.. I just got out of bed, and guess what I have to do? The god damn laundry!
You: haha
You: that sucks
You: wash my panties
Stranger: sure
Stranger: hand them over PLEASE
You: ok
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
You: oh me too!
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Stranger: hey bays
You: hey
Stranger: 8675309
You: nice
You: is that your inmate id?
Stranger: no it's a song
Stranger: art thou carzy
Stranger: ?
You: im a convicted sex offender
Stranger: i'm sure you are you mother fuckering son of a bitch
You: whats your problem?
You: i didnt rape you or your sister so quit bitching
Stranger: you tit licker
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUVK YOU
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Stranger: want a dirty sanchez or a rusty trombone for 10 bucks?
You: Im 12
Stranger: and wat is this
Stranger: amirite?
Stranger: so thats a no on the rusty trombone?
Stranger: peace out
Stranger: dont do drugs
Stranger: and stay in school!
Stranger: so you dont turn into a crack whore!
You: too late
Stranger: fair enough i kow some very nice crack whores
Stranger: do you know sally?
You: I donkey punched sally
Stranger: omg....me too!
Stranger: makes it so much better dont it?
You: epic
Stranger: tightens it up and everything!
You: sally the crack whore
Stranger: you from /b/?
Stranger: UG?
Stranger: some sort of organised place of terror
You: from where
Stranger: nevermind.......
Stranger: so good luck with the crack whorig
Stranger: and ill get back to my job of graphic design
You: great
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: toofles!
Stranger: *roodles!
Stranger: Toddles
Stranger: *toodles
Stranger: there we go.............
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wow this ia all really funny.....
I Only Date Guys With Boost!
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You: wats worse? getting ur balls chopped off or getting ur tits ripped out?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what?
You: u don't understand?
You: don't speak english?
Stranger: you said to me?
You: yes
Stranger: my english is poor....
You: where u from then?
Stranger: china...
You: you know wats so good about china?
Stranger: wats? you like it???
You: theres a lot of child labor
You: so i can buy 20 kids or more and play as michael jackson
You: they can come to my nevereverland
Stranger: .....
You: whats wrong?
Stranger: you are wrong....
You: how is that wrong?
You: children need a place to go. why not come to my place
Stranger: i think thet do not like you...
Stranger: ....maybe they need money...
You: i think u just jealous because u can't afford that many kids
You: i just need $100
You: buys me like 20 kids for a year
Stranger: i only can say that my english is too poor,,,,
You: i give them each $5 and they get to play with me
Stranger: ...and ......you like boys?? gay??
You: i didn't say boys or girls
You: i said kids
Stranger: ......omg
You: children...can be either
You: how u know what omg is?
You: thought chinese people don't believe in god
Stranger: i believe...
You: believe in what?
Stranger: believe that you will go to hell
You: why is that
Stranger: i think you know...
You: because i like to take care of children?
Stranger: ....take care???
You: when u buy them...u taking care of em for the period of time
You: im taking care of their needs as michael jackson #2
Stranger: please do not say mj.....
You: why is that?
Stranger: .......Mismatch
Stranger: u from?
You: im from United States of the ******
You: I tried to buy some chinese girls from china
You: But they wouldn't allow them to be shipped in a container
You: why buy 1 when u can buy as many that can fit in a 40' container
You: if theres one i don't want then she can leave n i search for the one i want
You: so is it true chinese girls in china are cheap?
You: or are the boys cheaper?
Stranger: no.....
You: how much is an average china girl?
You: or an average china boy?
Stranger: i do know...but.....i think .....they can not be bought,,,,,
You: do u have kids?
Stranger: no .i am 21 years old...
You: do you have younger brother or sister?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: why do you like kids so much
You: because they do what they are told
You: if they say no, then i can over power them
Stranger: ...Abnormal
You: thats a pretty big word
Stranger: because of you....it is not pretty...
Stranger: go to hospital,,,,..
You: why should i go to hospital?
Stranger: ...doctor will tell you
You: i play doctor with kids
Stranger: shit
You: u shit on urself?
Stranger: i am sorry..
Stranger: but i donot konw what to say
Stranger: i hate myself... ........my english is too poor
You: that sucks..we can always work a deal out
You: u find me children and i will help u with ur english
Stranger: no...
Stranger: i can speak chinese in my country......
Stranger: i hope you will like woman..........i pray....
You: why is that
You: i like women...wat gave u the idea i didn't
Stranger: ////..hope you only like woman....
You: why..are u a woman?
Stranger: ....... i do not want to see you play kids.......
Stranger: not a girl but not yet a woman
You: so ur a guy becoming a woman?
Stranger: .........
You: do u watch porn?
Stranger: i am not transgender
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is normal
You: so if u want to learn english why not come to america
You: u can always buy ur way in
Stranger: no chance no money
Stranger: and ...i like china.......
You: so can i buy u then
Stranger: no
Stranger: why do you like to buy sb.....
You: sb?
Stranger: somebody..
Stranger: i do not how to say..
You: because i can
You: i can afford it
You: so are u skinny and ugly? or fat and ugly?
Stranger: .... you can buy american.....
You: americans u can't buy...they have morals
You: unlike chinese
Stranger: chinese also have
Stranger: i am ugly fat short
Stranger: ....why do you think so about chineses?
You: because i heard they throw their babies out in the river/ocean because they can only have 1 child
Stranger: .......long long ago..
Stranger: and only very few people....
You: ugly fat short girls make me horny. would you be willing to wear flippers and swimming goggles on and act like a seal?
You: i find that hot
Stranger: ......i lied.....i am not ugly short fat...
Stranger: in fact .. ..you are wrong...
Stranger: erotomania
You: erotomania?
Stranger: 色情狂。。。。
You: you are using big words
Stranger: i said my english is very poor
You: then why use a word you don't know?
Stranger: i do not how to say it
Stranger: so i find one word.
You: so why can't i buy you?
Stranger: because i am human
Stranger: and i dont want to be bought.....
You: can i buy ur body then
Stranger: no...
Stranger: i am not hooker
You: we can make a porn video
You: u said u like porn
You: porno stars aren't hookers..they are paid actresses
Stranger: ...no.....i dont like...
Stranger: ..............
Stranger: ....i only think they are beautiful /..
Stranger: i like beautiful woman
You: so ur have sex with girls?
Stranger: no....
Stranger: i am not les
Stranger: in china,.....sex.......is not so popular.......
You: y not
Stranger: i have sex with one boy....
Stranger: but he have another girl....so .. ...
Stranger: i hate man
You: u just need to have wild monkey sex with me and you would be happy
Stranger: wild monkey sex????
Stranger: no i dont want to.....
Stranger: i will not to have sex with man who i dont love
You: u can love me while having sec
You: sex
Stranger: ...i think i can not
Stranger: i have to go now....
You: ur a big tease
Stranger: in fact , nice to meet you
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CALIWEST, do more please. I about died laughing here. HAHAHAHAHA
hahaha i will do more...just give me more time...wheres my damn reps~!!!!!!
i already repped you
im in a new conversation now...lets see how this goes
gah...no one will last longer with me...after like 5 sentences they leave in disgust
I wonder how many people go on here to confess their sins to random people lol!
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Stranger: hola
You: hello
Stranger: como esta usted?
You: speaking some fucking english
Stranger: okay
Stranger: fuck u!
You: thats better
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Stranger: hi
You: hoela
Stranger: from?
You: The cheerios are fighting.
Stranger: what?
You: They are under attack.
You: US, you?
Stranger: brasil
You: with a S?
You: Are you Ed?
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