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You: wats worse? getting ur balls chopped off or getting ur tits ripped out?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what?
You: u don't understand?
You: don't speak english?
Stranger: you said to me?
You: yes
Stranger: my english is poor....
You: where u from then?
Stranger: china...
You: you know wats so good about china?
Stranger: wats? you like it???
You: theres a lot of child labor
You: so i can buy 20 kids or more and play as michael jackson
You: they can come to my nevereverland
Stranger: .....
You: whats wrong?
Stranger: you are wrong....
You: how is that wrong?
You: children need a place to go. why not come to my place
Stranger: i think thet do not like you...
Stranger: ....maybe they need money...
You: i think u just jealous because u can't afford that many kids
You: i just need $100
You: buys me like 20 kids for a year
Stranger: i only can say that my english is too poor,,,,
You: i give them each $5 and they get to play with me
Stranger: ...and ......you like boys?? gay??
You: i didn't say boys or girls
You: i said kids
Stranger: ......omg
You: children...can be either
You: how u know what omg is?
You: thought chinese people don't believe in god
Stranger: i believe...
You: believe in what?
Stranger: believe that you will go to hell
You: why is that
Stranger: i think you know...
You: because i like to take care of children?
Stranger: ....take care???
You: when u buy them...u taking care of em for the period of time
You: im taking care of their needs as michael jackson #2
Stranger: please do not say mj.....
You: why is that?
Stranger: .......Mismatch
Stranger: u from?
You: im from United States of the ******
You: I tried to buy some chinese girls from china
You: But they wouldn't allow them to be shipped in a container
You: why buy 1 when u can buy as many that can fit in a 40' container
You: if theres one i don't want then she can leave n i search for the one i want
You: so is it true chinese girls in china are cheap?
You: or are the boys cheaper?
Stranger: no.....
You: how much is an average china girl?
You: or an average china boy?
Stranger: i do know...but.....i think .....they can not be bought,,,,,
You: do u have kids?
Stranger: no .i am 21 years old...
You: do you have younger brother or sister?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: why do you like kids so much
You: because they do what they are told
You: if they say no, then i can over power them
Stranger: ...Abnormal
You: thats a pretty big word
Stranger: because of you....it is not pretty...
Stranger: go to hospital,,,,..
You: why should i go to hospital?
Stranger: ...doctor will tell you
You: i play doctor with kids
Stranger: shit
You: u shit on urself?
Stranger: i am sorry..
Stranger: but i donot konw what to say
Stranger: i hate myself... ........my english is too poor
You: that sucks..we can always work a deal out
You: u find me children and i will help u with ur english
Stranger: no...
Stranger: i can speak chinese in my country......
Stranger: i hope you will like woman..........i pray....
You: why is that
You: i like women...wat gave u the idea i didn't
Stranger: ////..hope you only like woman....
You: why..are u a woman?
Stranger: ....... i do not want to see you play kids.......
Stranger: not a girl but not yet a woman
You: so ur a guy becoming a woman?
Stranger: .........
You: do u watch porn?
Stranger: i am not transgender
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is normal
You: so if u want to learn english why not come to america
You: u can always buy ur way in
Stranger: no chance no money
Stranger: and ...i like china.......
You: so can i buy u then
Stranger: no
Stranger: why do you like to buy sb.....
You: sb?
Stranger: somebody..
Stranger: i do not how to say..
You: because i can
You: i can afford it
You: so are u skinny and ugly? or fat and ugly?
Stranger: .... you can buy american.....
You: americans u can't buy...they have morals
You: unlike chinese
Stranger: chinese also have
Stranger: i am ugly fat short
Stranger: ....why do you think so about chineses?
You: because i heard they throw their babies out in the river/ocean because they can only have 1 child
Stranger: .......long long ago..
Stranger: and only very few people....
You: ugly fat short girls make me horny. would you be willing to wear flippers and swimming goggles on and act like a seal?
You: i find that hot
Stranger: ......i lied.....i am not ugly short fat...
Stranger: in fact .. ..you are wrong...
Stranger: erotomania
You: erotomania?
Stranger: 色情狂。。。。
You: you are using big words
Stranger: i said my english is very poor
You: then why use a word you don't know?
Stranger: i do not how to say it
Stranger: so i find one word.
You: so why can't i buy you?
Stranger: because i am human
Stranger: and i dont want to be bought.....
You: can i buy ur body then
Stranger: no...
Stranger: i am not hooker
You: we can make a porn video
You: u said u like porn
You: porno stars aren't hookers..they are paid actresses
Stranger: ...no.....i dont like...
Stranger: ..............
Stranger: ....i only think they are beautiful /..
Stranger: i like beautiful woman
You: so ur have sex with girls?
Stranger: no....
Stranger: i am not les
Stranger: in china,.....sex.......is not so popular.......
You: y not
Stranger: i have sex with one boy....
Stranger: but he have another girl....so .. ...
Stranger: i hate man
You: u just need to have wild monkey sex with me and you would be happy
Stranger: wild monkey sex????
Stranger: no i dont want to.....
Stranger: i will not to have sex with man who i dont love
You: u can love me while having sec
You: sex
Stranger: ...i think i can not
Stranger: i have to go now....
You: ur a big tease
Stranger: in fact , nice to meet you
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