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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from?
You: england
You: you?
Stranger: china .
You: male?
Stranger: yes
That site blows, how am I supposed to get off. I'd have better luck jerking it by the pool.
i see what you did there.Originally Posted by speedminded
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Stranger: ask me any five questions and i will answer them honestly
You: Which is better, a fork or spoon to remove eyeballs?
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You: hi stranger
Stranger: hi, im a lesbian
You: so am i
You: but for penis..
Stranger: umm....
You: i guess this won't work will it?
Stranger: no, it works for me....
You: where are you from
Stranger: why?
You: curious? I'm from knoxville
Stranger: hv nude pics?
You: yes
You: do you want before the conversion or after
Stranger: what u mean?
You: well i started off as a guy
You: then i got tits
Stranger: wow....sounds great
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this shit is stupid addicting
these chinese people are just odd and its fun to fuck with em
Is she real?
Stranger: hi
You: hi, what's your favorite food
Stranger: Uhmm pizza and al lot more
You: that's original
You: fork or spoon?
Stranger: whats that mean?
You: The directions don't specify which to use.
Stranger: ow knife and that stuf,,
You: The cheerios are under attack.
Stranger: ? my engels is not good,, xD
You: I call bullshit.
You: I think your English is better than mine.
Stranger: thnxx :O
Stranger: :P
You: and you are female
Stranger: where are you from than?
Stranger: im a girl and you?
You: male
You: too many smilies to be a male lol
Stranger: xD
Stranger: where are you from than?
You: US
Stranger: okej im hollands you no ,,
You: wood shoes?
Stranger: wood shoes what do you mean?
You: Where is hollands
Stranger: next to germany,
You: netherlands?
Stranger: jes
You: and you don't wear wooden shoes?
Stranger: wooden shoes >> how do wood shoes like? whit hiels or not?
You: Can i post links on here?
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clog_(shoe)
You: Are you dutch?
Stranger: food time yes im dutchh bye toto soon
You: I don't believe you, myspace?
Waiting for the return lol...
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You: hello
Stranger: hi i'm looking for a horny girl
You: I'm 14/F/TN
You: but not really horny right now..
Stranger: horny girl
You: not as of now..
You: care to trade nudes and see where that takes us..
Stranger: from
You: from.. what does that mean..
Stranger: your e-mail
You: ohh you want my e-mail
You: ?
Stranger: [email protected]
You: i have one on tiny pic i can just send you the link, but don't you need my e-mail so i can get pics too?
Stranger: ok
You: [email protected]
You: here is my pic
You: http://i35.tinypic.com/2cz8ro5.jpg
Stranger: you m
You: ?
Stranger: you boy
Stranger: ?
mother fucker didn't know who the pic of that guy was that I sent to him.
double post but IDC... please tell me i got somebody from IA haha.
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You: Hello
Stranger: tellll me your name is edward.
Stranger: and your a vampire.
You: fuck you, you are from IA
You: ? lol
Stranger: tell your edward.
Stranger: and your 17
You: and female
Stranger: no, male lmao.
You: no im female and my name is edward.. i drive a purple evo
Stranger: damn, you need a volvo..
Stranger: how long have you been 17?
You: a year and a day
Stranger: NO DAMMIT!
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ELOHEL
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: TAIwang?
You: the fuck?
You: huh
You: do you like buttsecks?
Stranger: fuck you .grt away.
Stranger: its an aussie saying..
You: What are some other good sayings?
Stranger: you're chill as
Stranger: you have that over there?
You: Yeah, we say that here.
You: What time is it where you are?
Stranger: 2.13 am
You: wow 14 hours ahead of me
You: Can you tell me the future since it's tomorrow where you are?
Stranger: hellz to the yeah
You: What's the favorite car of the aussie's?
Stranger: uhh holdens ftw
Stranger: or ford
You: cosworth?
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: Fail. g'bye mate.
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lmmfao @ he thought the engine type was "rap". LMAO gangsters don't rap about hondas. lmaoooo.
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Stranger: hey 19 m usa looking fr a girl wid webcam
You: well i have a webcam, but i'm not sure how touse it
You: do you like cougars?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea
You: well i'm 33. still interested?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u hot
Stranger: ..?
You: well i have brown hair, blue eyes, athletic build (i run abour 5-7 miles a day)
You: about 5'6"
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u have an aim or msn
Stranger: ..?
Stranger: or yahoo
Stranger: ..?
Stranger: ..?
You: i have aim. the other ones seem too complicated
Stranger: ok wats ur aim
You: my 16 year old daughter always makes fun of me
Stranger: ..?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ..?
Stranger: aim..?
You: you're not just going to stalk me, are you?
Stranger: no..
You: i've had a stalker before and that shit was scary
Stranger: u can block me on aim
Stranger: u frm..?
You: now you're already telling me to block you?
You: am i what?
Stranger: no iam tellin u can block me on aim
Stranger: in future u have stalkers
Stranger: hellpin u out woman
You: woman?! who said anything about being a woman?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fuck u dude
You: bwhahaha
You: owned
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You: hi
Stranger: hia
You: a
Stranger: wats your name stranger
Stranger: :P
You: On your screen, I am known as........Stranger.
You: It's funny because you have the same name
Stranger: oh dear
You: lol
Stranger: my name is sophie im American and im looking for a good time
You: oh rry? I am Conner, I am American and I love a good time.
Stranger: im 7
You: no shit! me too!
Stranger: really :O
You: yeah rry, totally cereal.
Stranger: can you say hot things cus im fingering my pussy
You: i'm 7, i don't know hot things.
You: i know hot tamales. mmmmm, hot tamales.
Stranger: oh yeah dont stop
Stranger: PEDOBEAR!!!!
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that was freakin awesome.Connecting to server...
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You: hi
Stranger: hia
You: a
Stranger: wats your name stranger
Stranger: :P
You: On your screen, I am known as........Stranger.
You: It's funny because you have the same name
Stranger: oh dear
You: lol
Stranger: my name is sophie im American and im looking for a good time
You: oh rry? I am Conner, I am American and I love a good time.
Stranger: im 7
You: no shit! me too!
Stranger: really :O
You: yeah rry, totally cereal.
Stranger: can you say hot things cus im fingering my pussy
You: i'm 7, i don't know hot things.
You: i know hot tamales. mmmmm, hot tamales.
Stranger: oh yeah dont stop
Stranger: PEDOBEAR!!!!
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that website is awesome
totally am talking to a guy from hong kong
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Stranger: heyy
You: hey
Stranger: whats your name?
You: michaelangelo
You: the 3rd ninja turtle
Stranger: sweet
You: yes
You: dont compromise my cover though, im only posing as a stranger on this site to keep master roshi from beating me
Stranger: oh ho ho ho
You: wut the fuk u say about my momma
Stranger: she's an upstandning citizen
You: yes
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Stranger: hi 14 m italy u?
You: 67 m , peru
Stranger: fuck
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You: asl
Stranger: hi
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: f or m
You: both
Stranger: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????
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hah, I'll have to try it when I get home. The rick roll had me rolling.
Stranger: Wanna strip in cam?
You: om already naked
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: whats ur msn?
You: getfuced
Stranger: @hotmail.com?
Stranger: or live.com?
You: [email protected]
You: herrrow
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how you doin,...
You: doin better than micheal jackson
Stranger: hahahah
You: whats up
Stranger: bored....
You: what are you wearin
Stranger: u from....???
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are u
You: bored, how are you?
Stranger: yes bored too
Stranger: where are you from?
You: california
You: what about you
Stranger: germany
You: oh, cooool
You: are you a guy or a girl??
Stranger: im a gril and you?
Stranger: girl
You: shit. i wanted some cock this afternoon, but i guess a wet vagina will do.
You: are you hot? i just turned 18 & my daddy bought me a vibrator. wanna come over & use it with me?
You: COME ON
Stranger: you can use a vibrator.? with innocents 18 years haha
You: yes!
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Stranger: hi
You: herrow
Stranger: how r u
You: amazing
You: how r u
Stranger: outrageously
You: you GIRL
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you BOY
You: YES
Stranger: wanna fuck?
You: why not i have teh aids
Stranger: i have vaginal eruption i dont care
You: its cool maybe i can give you aids
Stranger: would be a good match
You: i have on a pair of tube socks and a smile
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LULZ!!!!!!!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18/f/cali
You: you??
Stranger: 17/m/uk
Stranger: whats your name?
You: lauren conrad
Stranger: alex
Stranger: oh its beauty name
You: yeah you might know me, i am on mtv sometimes
Stranger: please give me a pic
You: http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/lauren_conrad-1.jpg
Stranger: http://rapidshare.com/files/255394069/images.jpg.html
Stranger: download
Stranger: oh you are sexy girl
You: i know
You: i need some advice
Stranger: How am I?
You: my best friend audrina is mad at me because i had sex with her boyfriend justin bobby last night
You: what should i do?
You: should i have sex with you too so she thinks i didnt have sex with justin bobby ?
You: YOU'RE A BAD FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: why?
You: you're not giving me advice!
Stranger:
He is human Postal
You: what?
Stranger:
Because you are deceived
You: i am confused.
Stranger: do you want cyber sex?
You: yes
You: i hope you don't mind but i have cyber herpes
Stranger: I did not answer the
Stranger: How am I?
You: how are you??? what?
You: are you going to cyber fuck me or what douchebag?
Stranger: fuck you cyber
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: i like lick your cunt
You: i have a penis
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AAAAAAHAHHAHA
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Stranger: hi
You: where do you live
Stranger: Canada
You: thank god an english speaking mother fucker
Stranger: Haha xD
You: are you a guy or a girl
Stranger: Girl
You: shit. me too. i mean i guess i can be lesbo today
You: show me your fuckin tits bitch
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Stranger: a you sexy?
You: yes my dick is soooo nice
You: arre u
Stranger: yes are you gay?
You: sometimes
You: r u
Stranger: no im a hot 16 year old chick
You: ooooh thats ncie
You: nice
You: tell me more
Stranger: well i masturbate alot. where are you from?
You: i am masturbating in georgia
Stranger: are u a ****** cause goergia has alot of those
You: no im italian
You: so you're 16?
You: thats sexy
Stranger: ok you got pics
Stranger: how old are you?
You: im 45
Stranger: haha your such a loser
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: i want to see some tits
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Stranger: hi m or f?
You: show me your tits
Stranger: im male
You: show me them
Stranger: kk thn
You: yay!
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Stranger: Hi
You: Shmello!
Stranger: Looking for underaged horny girl
You: hell yeah, me too
Stranger: damn
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--Crazed Impressions
hahahahaha ^^
Stranger: hey
You: do you have nice tits?
Stranger: na but ma dicks massive
Stranger: :phaha
You: oh alright cool i like dudes too
Stranger: haha god u bend every way huh
Stranger: lol
You: .... no not really
You: girls eat pussy better than guys
Stranger: u m/f? an na nae1 eats cunt better than mehaha
You: im a girl.
You: engrish????
Stranger: scotish u?
You: OMG ITS TDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: tds??
You: YES! I KNEW IT WAS YOU!
You: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!
Stranger: ah great wat my name then?
You: YOU FUCKING GOT ME PREGNANT YOU ASSHOLE
You: IM TAKING YOU TO COURT
Stranger: lmao
You: YEAH YOU'RE GONNA BE LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF
Stranger: haha god ur a funny fucker il say that much
You: LULZ
Stranger: cba wi thingsta
omg i found me a lesbian - she's diggin me!
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: whats your name
Stranger: ayman
Stranger: you?
You: Dayum
Stranger: sorry this male name or female??
Stranger: I'm male
You: Dayum is given to the people of my country who are born both male and female
You: you like?
You: I have all
Stranger: what you mean??
Stranger: not clear
You: I born with everything
You: I have it all
You: breasts
You: vagina
You: penis
You: you like>?
Stranger: really?? it can??
You: Yes
You: especially for you big boy
Stranger: hahahayou are kidding
You: no I am serious
You: they call them Hemapheradites
You: in the western world
You: in my country it is like blessing
You: we are like gods
Stranger: then you have penis and vagina??
You: yes
You: and asshole
Stranger: what's your country?
You: Tarkumenistan
Stranger: also ass hole??
You: yes
Stranger: where is it??
You: Penis, Vagina, Asshole and breasts
You: its nice
You: you like?
Stranger: how old??
You: I am 17
Stranger: I like breast and vagina
You: ripe young age
Stranger: and sometime ass
You: but you like to see penis next to vagina?
You: it feel nice for you
You: you want touch?
Stranger: I'm not sure
Stranger: what I'll do by your penis?
Stranger: I'll use vagina only
Stranger: and ass if you like
You: if you want my vagina
You: you must hold my penis
You: and then put it in your mouth
Stranger: then??
Stranger: you like suck??
You: you must first prove you are worthy
You: you must first suck my penis
You: then you must suck the vagine
You: then lick the asshole
You: and then maybe you get breasts
You: and you can touch my vagine
Stranger: i'll do all that you like
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: your so gay
Stranger: you get secretion from penis also??
You: your father would be ashamed
You: lol
Why can't I get you... everyone is so lame on there lol! The odds are 1/3000 it can't be that hard haha!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: 20 male u
You: 38/f.... i like to sex animals
You: do you?
Stranger: i dont lik
You: i like horse cock
Stranger: do you wanna see my dick
You: wanna see my butthole?
You: its hairy and has chunks of unwipped shit around it
Stranger: do you wanna cybersex
You: do you wanna sex my dog? hes cute
Stranger: yes i wanna fuck it
You: i liek turtles
You: i like to cut myself
Stranger: have you got msn
You: no...do you?
Stranger: have u got skype
You: i cut myself both ways....i do it for jesus. wanna see?
Stranger: i wanna see
Stranger: please
You: want me to show you a pic of my cock? i have both
Stranger: really
Stranger: i wanna see
You: yeah...wanna suck it?
Stranger: yeah
You: my butthole is bleeding
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what was the convo?
i'm getting nudes from this lesbian hopefully! LOL
you better share.
why the hell else would i need them? for my own personal use? lulz
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