A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: male/female?
Stranger: f
Stranger: where are you from
You: new jersey...but i live in georgia
Stranger: o
You: u?
Stranger: china
You: 真的假的？
Stranger: 真的
Stranger: 不容易啊
You: 你是中国人？
Stranger: 是啊
Stranger: 你有QQ吗?
You: i ate my cat yesterday
Stranger: 什么意思??
You: delicious

Stranger: 你用汉语说方便吗

You: i dont speak chicken scratch
Stranger: 哦
You: yes, that looks like the foot print of a fukkin flamingo
Stranger: 你男的还是女的?
You: NO