So I just "omegled"

[HypnoToad]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: heys
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Hows it goin?
You: not so good
You: got a problem
Stranger: Whats up?
You: umm last night i was very lonely...and the george forman grill seduced me
Stranger: Oh shit
You: and now im rethinking my actions
Stranger: Okay first things first
Stranger: Scrape your foreskin off the grill before your girlfriend comes back
You: i thought if i put ground beef in it would help
You: i know,shes gonna be mad isnt she
Stranger: Yeah bro- Shes not gonna be able to make you breakfast
You: fuck i always do this.............1st the toaster,then the VCR now this
Stranger: Look ive got a solution for you
Stranger: You know about the "donkeypunch"?
You: alright man,im very open..............ithink my pee hole is grew alittle,is that bad?
Stranger: your japseye?!
Stranger: oh shit dude
Stranger: you better put a cocktail stick down there to fish anything out
You: that one....its not a cracker's eye
You: now
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: you should probably just kill yourself
Stranger: but make it public
Stranger: and blame it on the internet
You: fuck....im thinking bout it
You: alright man,you been big help...i kinda go take care of some things
Stranger: good luck brother

[b@d @pple]

Stranger: sticking my dick in your cunt
You: chickenfucker
Stranger: you're a chicken?
Stranger: go figure
You: youre a fucker?
You: importatlanta ownz you ass niggerbaby
Stranger: well I am fucking you, my poulty pal
Stranger: you get buttseks from your cowboy father
You: lol no sir i get anal love from darth vador
Stranger: lulz, he is your father, Luke
You: i fucked chewy
Stranger: Yea, you would
You: your mom?
Stranger: Chewy has got some nice tits though
Stranger: my mom?
You: a mom
Stranger: Yea, she spewed me out of her vag
Stranger: kind of like I spew into your moms vag
Stranger: but in reverse
You: oh sweet but my moms not a chicken
Stranger: no, she's a hen
Stranger: duh
You: oh yes
You: so it seems you use this sit for the same thing i do
Stranger: the lulz?
Stranger: yea, pretty much
You: yes the lulz
Stranger: sometimes I have good conversations
Stranger: but not often
You: i have had some interesting ones
You: where from?
Stranger: teh continental states of unionhood
Stranger: your fine feathered self?
You: lol teh unconstitional states of chicken heads
Stranger: oh, cause, I was gonna ask if you'd suck my dick
Stranger: :d
You: well only if you put on the sexy wizrd hat with cow slippers
Stranger: hell yeah I'm wearing mah wizard hat
You: baller
Stranger: əqɐq ʞɔıp ɥɐɯ ʞɔns ʍou ˙ʇı pıp pɹɐzıʍ ɐ
You: you wanna make sexorz wuth a baby goose
You: how the fuck....
Stranger: wizard hat = wizard powers
Stranger: fucking duh
You: i want i want
You: show me the way gandor
Stranger: just google upside down text generator or something.
Stranger: I'm not gonna explain the real way
You: oh fuck your wizrd hat
Stranger: w/e babe, you know you want to suck my flip-side cockles
You: flip-side cockles huh
Stranger: yea
Stranger: like a reversi-cock
Stranger: but better
You: nice i like better
Stranger: would you like it with butter?
Stranger: I know you're a bit of a fatty, it's ok
You: no...melted wookie buttsex juice
Stranger: aw man, you want the rich stuff
Stranger: fucking fatties
You: yup
You: i hate fatties
Stranger: w/e your mouth is worth it
Stranger: I'll splurge a little
Stranger: :d
You: youre goddamn right
You: ******
Stranger: slanty eyed cock suck with the sideways slit
Stranger: :/
You: lawlz
Stranger: w/e, I'd fuck you on your side, I'd all work out
Stranger: :P
You: i wanna watch you materbate with a popsicle in your butt dressed up like a porcupine in a clownsuit on a highwire riding a black dick shaped moped
Stranger: one usual coming up
You: sir?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: would you like extra moped?
You: yup
Stranger: yea, I figured
Stranger: you whore
You: im a whore,and you fuck baby ****** kids
Stranger: yea, well.. you're a whorish young black bitch
Stranger: so it all evens out
You: mybe youre correct..i wann grilled cheese
Stranger: i'll grill up some of mah cheese for you
You: man cheese
Stranger: your favourite
You: funny i watched a porn once and like 8 dudes jerked in a bowl and this chick put it on the stove and make a scrambled cum sandwich..real talk
Stranger: :O
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Omg
Stranger: can I request sauce?
Stranger: o_o
You: yes you can
Stranger: officially requesting sauce on that ridiculousness
You: what kinda sauce kind sir?
Stranger: the 'where do I find this' kind
Stranger: isn't that the only kind?
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: you know.. awesome-sauce
You: yea yummy sauce
Stranger: in case of failure to deliver sauce, break glass and have urinal relations with mah pennorz
You: i will insert metal rod into pennorz and makez teh saus---age
Stranger: one way to make sure it's a stiffy
You: im bored
Stranger: but for reals though.. you're a girl, and you're made of this? o_O
Stranger: or do you just play one on tv?
You: o_0?
Stranger: 0_o
You: me likes
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: I am thrown off by this lack of succinct answer. Apache Chief powers, failing D:
You: epic failure in effect
You: /thread
Stranger: w/e I'd still tap it. Akbar can suck my nuts
Stranger: with fishy gills
You: i dont like akbar
You: fishy gills and panda poo
Stranger: that's cause he's in your business, declaring gender emergencies
You: in my anus declaring a state of erection
Stranger: yea, same thing
You: fuck you niggeranus
Stranger: I'm playing with my erector-set inside you
You: fuck this..i gotaa eatzorz some mexican and rape some goat toes
Stranger: fuck your mom.
You: twice
Stranger: with a double ended dildo
Stranger: serious, I tried to get into normal conversation
Stranger: you didn't bite
You: when
Stranger: and now all we're left with is the bitter taste of lulz
Stranger: way back when I was like 'for reals, what's your gender'
You: let normal convo commence
You: oh ..male
Stranger: cause androgynous mystery meat is confusing
Stranger: yea, figures D':
You: true
You: no bitch could come up with anything remotely lulz
Stranger: I know .__.
Stranger: that's why it would of been so epic
You: yea i would marry her
Stranger: fucking find of the millenia
Stranger: I would raep it in my basement dungeon forever
Stranger: .... same thing though
You: yea everyday with lulz
You: i think its coming to a sad end
Stranger: yea, it is
Stranger: I kind of have to go do stuff
Stranger: cause its noon
You: oh well..me too
You: its 1 here
Stranger: here too actually
Stranger: in like 3 minutes
You: where from? realz
Stranger: but.. I generalize
Stranger: maine
You: ahh ga here
Stranger: gorgia peaches in der house
You: lol
Stranger: i have family out that ways
Stranger: Atlanta side
You: i have no family up der
You: im in atlanta
Stranger: :O
You: well just north
Stranger: neato
Stranger: yea, I have no idea where they are exactly
Stranger: I'm a bad relative
Stranger: :/
You: lol me too its allgood
Stranger: well, it was nice lulzing with you at any rate
You: later lulz
Stranger: Anon, I salutes you
Stranger: also
Stranger: the game
Stranger:
You: peacenigger
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[One_Bad_SHO]

You: hi

Stranger: anyone here ?

Stranger: hi

You: I can already tell, you're a guy.

Stranger: yep

You: You used a space after the word "here", before the question mark.

Stranger: and u 2 right ?

You: I'm a psychology major

Stranger: well ...really..?

You: The 2 dots after the word "really" and before the question mark indicate that you have 3 testicles.

Stranger: so u r doing psychology work here ? hOHO

You: No, I was just pointing out the obvious. How old are you?

Stranger: just from the fucking “space and dots” ？

Stranger: u can tell me then how old am I ?

You: That's impossible to tell through this kind of psychological evaluation. However, after reviewing your grammar I'd say you are between the ages of 15-18

You: .....and you're a minority.

Stranger: u r fucking wrong my friend.. im20


You: I'm not your friend, buddy!
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[Frög]

You: 1
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You: 10
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hI
You: i just learned that
Stranger: Haai
You: i can do it in reverse too
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: i just learned that
Stranger: for?
You: school
You: you wouldn't happen to be a catholic priest?
Stranger: what you mean?
You: i am just looking for someone to, well you see..
You: i want to cuddle
You: and catholic priests do it so well
Stranger:
what are they do?
You: they ask me what i have done
You: and i confess and tell them i played with my pecker
You: and they forgive me but say i have to show them how i did it
You: they are just really really nice to me
Stranger: mmm what you are doing?
Stranger: before it
You: look i just want to hang out
You: how old are you
Stranger: 19, u?
You: 13
You: can you guide me?
Stranger: for?
You: i can't seem to keep my hands of my weewee
You: it just feels so good
Stranger: i dont understand..
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: can you explain with another words?
You: i enjoy playing with my ding ding dong because the act yields much pleasure
You: where are you from, my love
Stranger: that game?
You: you could call it a game
You: while I play with it, i just think of Father Robert touching me
You: and I want you to be my Father Stranger
Stranger: but im female
You: its ok, just talk with a deep voice and touch me
You: i love this "game"
You: can we do this forever?
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[Z0_o6]

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You: hi!
Stranger: fail much
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WTF LMAO

[Frög]

Hypno Toad - you got reps

[Z0_o6]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im bella
You: so, whats a fun fact about yourself?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: crazy
You: I can eat an entire hotdog without chewing.
You: Can you do anything cool?
Stranger: really
Stranger: im not a genious like u
Stranger: sorry
You: obviously, genius.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: mistake
You: however it doesn't take a genius to swallow if you know what i'm sayin
Stranger: i never tried it before.but iguess icannot
You: i bet you have tried before, you just couldn't. no need to be embarrassed!
You: it's a skill!
Stranger: ok i cannot.it is necessary to do that?
Stranger: right?
You: well, it is definitely not necessary, but it's a hell of a conversation starter at parties
Stranger: o a good start
Stranger: amazing
You: so is there anything cool you can do? gotta be something!
Stranger: ....................maybe nothing special
You: you mean to tell me you can't even tie your shoe strings in a special knot or something?
You: WOW
Stranger: u r looking some excitement?
Stranger: i van
Stranger: can
You: excitement? what more excitement do i need? i can deepthroat a goddamn coney!
Stranger: i dont think it is cool?
Stranger: o
You: jesus christ you're boring.
You have disconnected.

[SiRed94]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey\
You: HOWDY
Stranger: m/f?
You: I'm a mother.
Stranger: im a guy looking for some dirty talk and pictures disconnect if your not interested
You: Alright.
You: I have some pretty dirty pics of my son.
You: he's 11
Stranger: i want them of you
You: Gotta buy me a drink first. kekeke
Stranger: anything you want baby =]
You: Baby???
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: new york
You: The last guy who called me that, was finishing on my face after a 2 hour anal session.
You: And that Jew was from New York too.
Stranger: o thtas a turn on
You: Fucker didn't even pay me.
Stranger: what an asshole id pay you
You: And I couldn't chase him because I was torn.
You: Aww, you'd pay me for anal?
Stranger: definatly
Stranger: what do you look like
You: Well, I'm about 5'6" short brown hair. Deep blue eyes. Same color stache.
You: I've been told my pecs are spectacular. Along with my washboard abs.
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[Bajjani]

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I didn't even get a chance to say hi, wtf

[Frög]

Identity's is hilarious

[HypnoToad]

Hypno Toad - you got reps

cool reps bro


ill do another one later,lol

[SiRed94]

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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: um wtsp
Stranger: watsup
You: Not much. What it do?
Stranger: huh?
You: Sup?
You: What's up?
Stranger: k
Stranger: uh
You: However you young folks are talking these days.
Stranger: young folks?
Stranger: just say hi
You: Oh, ok.
You: Hi.
Stranger: good
You: So, when do we exchange nudes?
Stranger: WHAT?!?
You: My friends say there is a nude photo exchange here. On this very site.
Stranger: um bye
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[Bajjani]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny girl??
You: HORNY LITTLE BOY
You: Would you like to teach me things
You: You can pretend you're my priest
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[Z0_o6]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: wtf
You: hi!
Stranger: poel
Stranger: are
Stranger: odd
Stranger: on here
Stranger: *people
You: yeah people are def weird
Stranger: hhiiii
You: i had somebody telling me some pretty horrible stuff earlier
You: i don't like all that crap
Stranger: like wha?
You: something about hotdogs
You: it was disgusting
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: thats groos
You: i mean, i like learning stuff, but not getting grossed out
Stranger: one of the reasons im a vegatarin
You: really? that sucks
You: i ate steak last night for dinner
Stranger: no it doesnt meat sucks
You: what did you do wrong to become a vegetarian?
You: you MUST have done something wrong
Stranger: it was my chose i got sick of meat
You: i don't even know what to say to that
You: this steak was the best steak i think ive ever cooked
Stranger: omg no ick
You: it was medium rare, so at least the animal didn;t suffer for long on the grill
You: you wanna know something interesting?
You: Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.
You: thats gotta suck when that happens
Stranger: omg i have to go ow byebyee
Stranger: haha
You: why?
You: you seemed pretty normal
Stranger: cuz my lovely friends want the compter
You: except for all the gay soybean and tofu stuff
You: tell your friends to get their own computer
Stranger: ha ok byebye hes geting angry
Stranger: they dont have one atm
Stranger: we are sharing a laptop in a hotel
You: i was just trying to share info!!! everyone deserves to know about rectal prolapse! you will learn one day i bet the hard way.
You: just tell him to be gentle
You: and use lots of lube, don't need to have a blowout back there
Stranger: haha hes lie dying to check tumblr and his myspace
You: ohhhhh, he;s gay
You: i got ya
Stranger: haha hes nto gay
Stranger: thats fersure
You: DEFINITELY protect your butthole then
Stranger: haha not gay man
You: hey, im not here to judge
You: i dont have a problem with gay people
Stranger: f/m? btw
You: i mean, IM not a flaming homo, seeing as how i don't find twitter or myspace or any of that shit necessary
You: but if you enjoy riding the bologna pony its cool
Stranger: haha weare in a band
You: like an elton john cover band?
Stranger: lmao no
Stranger: ya know thoses cliche popunk bands
Stranger: ya one of those
You: yeah they're gay too
Stranger: with a chick singer
Stranger: me
You: are you emo?
Stranger: haha no...
You: i bet you have the black hair thing goin on, with about 4 metric tons of makeup
You: if you sing punk you gotta be emo
You: its like a fact of life
Stranger: no i only wear mascars and have brown hair
You: i think its in the bible im not sure though
You: yep, here it is, "and God said, there will be emo's that sing crappy, and they will lavish unto the world the joys of watching them cut. And then he said it their bandmates would be homo's"
Stranger: well not i realy have to go andy is threating to cut my hair off
You: yep, right there, scientific fact
You: cut your hair off?
You: do i need to call someone for you?
Stranger: yeahh hes got scissors and shit ready
You: that sounds abusive
Stranger: i know righ??!!??!
You: hold on, im calling 911 now
You: where are you?
Stranger: well i gotta go now im in az
Stranger: byebyebebyebyebbeyebybebybebyebyebeybebybebyebybey beybeybeye
You: yeah, you're gonna have to wait a couple hours
You: try to fight him off til they get there
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You: how do you feel about the word "******"?
Stranger: alright
Stranger: you?
You: yeah umm im black and it offends the shit out of me
You: nice to know it doesn;t bother you though cracker
Stranger: of course
You: of course? what you mean of course?
Stranger: i meant what i said and i said what i meant
You: thats great you dr. seuss face potato necked beotch
Stranger: nice one
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[SiRed94]

LOL^^^

[Z0_o6]

man i love this omegle shit it is AWESOME

[Frög]

You: can i feel your insides
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ur male?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: why dont u talk to me?
Stranger: ur busy
You: WEH
You: I AM HERE
You: sorry
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats ok
You: i want to feel your insides! is that ok?
Stranger: ur a female?
You: How would i feel your insides?
You: if i was a female
Stranger: feel your insides<< what is that mean?
You: can you do something for me?
You: I have a favor to ask
Stranger: maybe
You: i am in great dire need
You: can you bend over
Stranger: ya u say
Stranger: maybe i can help u
You: bend over
You: and spread those cheeks for me
Stranger: wow
You: what?
Stranger: ur sentense just like a novel talk
You: because i can never let you part
You: i want you forever
You: in my heart
Stranger: well.....
You: so will you do that?
You: i want to clean your colon
Stranger: = =
Stranger: no~
Stranger: i cant think about that
You: why not?
Stranger: are u a chinese?= =
You: No, are you?
Stranger: im come from taiwan
You: that is awesome
You: i love little asians
Stranger: haha
You: their petite body
Stranger: thank u
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u?
Stranger: from?
You: America
Stranger: wow
Stranger: boy?
Stranger: or girl
You: Boy
You: you?
Stranger: me too
You: Can I slide my dragon in you toilet outlet?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: if u can
You: why can I not?
You: Is it too tight?
Stranger: u have dragon?
You: yes
Stranger: = =
You: It's dying to meet you
Stranger: where?
You: lower abdomen
Stranger: haha
You: thats where you can usually spot him
Stranger: okok
Stranger: i know~
Stranger: ur english is very good= =
Stranger: but im poor
You: well thank you
Stranger: welcome~
You: your english is very good too ching pow!
Stranger: ching pow?
Stranger: whats that?
You: A name I have given you! You can give me a name too!
You: What would you like to call me?
Stranger: ok
You: throbbing dragon ?
You: I would like that
Stranger: amarican dragon
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i see
Stranger: u like dragon very much i think~
You: i love dragons!
Stranger: why?
Stranger: usa have dragon too?
You: yes, much bigger ones!
Stranger: nono
You: I think
Stranger: i think it snack
Stranger: ya what u think?
Stranger: quackly
You: snake?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u know= =
You: you like snakes?
Stranger: i like plane
Stranger: do u eat snakes?
Stranger: we eat
Stranger: cool or not?
You: no, we put them in our mouth
You: but dont bite
You: that would be bad
You: not cool
Stranger: bullshit== ?
Stranger: ar u circus
You: circus?
Stranger: u dont know circus?
Stranger: just like a clown
You: i just want to talk about your dark hole of pleasure
You: and whether or not I am authorized to enter
Stranger: okok
You: Would you allow me to poke your stomach?
Stranger: but i think im so shine
Stranger: no
You: sad day
You:
Stranger: but u can eat my feet finger= =
Stranger: well...
You: i would enjoy it more than you know
Stranger: can u teach me english?
Stranger: ya i think u can= =
You: I can penetrate you?
Stranger: ya
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[HypnoToad]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i'm in love
You: cool
You: me too
Stranger: nice (: with who?
You: hmm a stranger

[HypnoToad]

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Stranger: charles!
You: dun dun
You: DUN!
Stranger: ahhhh charles got in my head
Stranger: CHARLES NO!
You: its better than where charles got into me
You: =[
Stranger: ...i'm not so sure about that.
You: i am
You: ..
Stranger: but i feel your pain...is this veronica?
You: maybe
Stranger: veronica would never say that!
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: for real? and where did charles get you
You: why,people change
Stranger: charles is a son of a bitch
You: idk if i can talk bout it....lets just say pain and duct tape was involed
Stranger: was the duct tape because he likes a challenge
Stranger: i know that bastard likes a challenge
You: no,i couldnt move
Stranger: son of a bitch
Stranger: you're male aren't you
Stranger: i know charles too well :\
You: no im not y
Stranger: that's charles' style.
Stranger: i mean, if you're not veronica
Stranger: pics for proof.
You: u got a thing for me?
Stranger: what thing
Stranger: what kind of thing
You: love
You: for me veronica
Stranger: not if you don't have pics to prove
You: i dont need to
You: fine if u dont wanna talk
You: ill leave
Stranger: leave then, veronica
Stranger: break my heart all over again
You: k i will
You: ur a ass
Stranger: i am not
Stranger: you just are unwilling to prove anything
Stranger: how am i supposed to deal with that?
Stranger: i know charles hurt you too but damn
Stranger: i need some kind of ground to stand on here
You: im sorry
You: if u dont beleive me
You: we dont have anything
Stranger: well i will always have love for you veronica but what if you're really just charles pretending to be her
You: whatevere
You: im leaving
Stranger:
You: cant till with immature people
You: deal
Stranger: ...what is immature about how i am acting here?
Stranger: doesn't hurt to be safe.
You: its called trust
You: we dont have it and never will
You: cause of u
You: bye
Stranger: ...stop being like that
Stranger: we can still meet up later like we planned
You: idk ow
You: now
You: i dont think it will work out
Stranger: you know it will!
Stranger: it already has, veronica
Stranger: and what a workout
You: yea but that doesnt matter
You: if u dont trust me
You: i think im gonna have to end it
Stranger: i do i'm sorry dear
Stranger: don't do this to me, not at a time like this
You: whos veronica?
Stranger: you said it was you!
You: what?
You: im brad
Stranger: oh bradley
Stranger: you lied to me
Stranger: one too many times.
You: veroica is at my house
You: she put me up to this
You: sory
Stranger: how scandalous. you can tell her i will never fuck her brains out again.
Stranger: adios.
You: k,i will when she looks up agian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[600 Double R]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: how you doin
Stranger: pretty good, dnt know what to do with my husbands body tho
Stranger: you?
You: wondering wtf...
Stranger: why? death is a part of life
You: sounds like you murdered him
Stranger: nooo he went in his sleep
You: well you bury someone who dies
Stranger: i want to savor these last minutes with his corpse
You: well im sure his cock is dead too
Stranger: damn fucking him was next on my to do list, thanks for ruining it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Echonova]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: charles!
You: dun dun
You: DUN!
Stranger: ahhhh charles got in my head
Stranger: CHARLES NO!

I seriously LOL'ed for realz... If you don't know... Watch about a minute in.

[HypnoToad]

I seriously LOL'ed for realz... If you don't know... Watch about a minute in.

lol,yea i know....i hope the guy wasnt serious when i told him i was that girl,lol

[MachNU]

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Stranger: hey
You: Hello!
Stranger: guy or girl?


You: depend?
Stranger: im a guy and im horny so i hope your a girl :P
You: Wow isnt that a coincedence i am a guy and horny to! Can we be horny together?
Stranger: nope
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[600 Double R]

lol ^

[MachNU]

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Stranger: 2m
Stranger: 22m
You: Wow kinda a sad start
You: You went from a 2 meters to 22 meters!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

never seen one disconnect so fast!

[600 Double R]

Stranger: male lookin for hot female who will send pics
You: sol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha that was quick

[MachNU]

holy shit i have one thats actually jsut chatting! wtf!

[MachNU]

holy crap been talking with the same person for 10 minutes now, and they are going point for point with my bullshit!

[600 Double R]

haha ive been talking to this one person about sumo wrestlers lmao

[MachNU]

holy shit finally!

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hola hablas espanol?
You: sorry me no hable espanol
Stranger: thats ok i'm english lol
You: darn
You: Wanted the reciepe for the tacos at Taco Bell
Stranger: lol sorry man
Stranger: usa?
You: you got my hopes up!
You: maybe
Stranger: maybe haha what does that even mean!
You: Maybe = might be might not be
Stranger: well thanks for the clarification
You: I hear websters dictionary gives a better definition
You: S how about yourself?
Stranger: how about myself what>
Stranger: ?
You: Well you asked if i was from the us, so where are you from?
You: mexico? canada?
Stranger: wasn't thinking that far back - i live in the moment
Stranger: UK!
You: you live your life 10 secs at a time?
Stranger: yeah like a goldfish
You: well fuck, that was my line!
Stranger: plays hell with modern living
Stranger: i know it was - i'm a psychologist lol
You: really, because i am crazy
You: its fate!
You: but on a side note did not know that the UK needed psychologist, everyones so "friendly" over there!
Stranger: well there is some distance between psychology and psychiatry
Stranger: bollocks - we are all wankers over here
You: well first step is admitting it
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i want to live on the continent at some point
Stranger: fucked if i'mgoing to stay here
You: England?
Stranger: ye
You: bumer!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: which state are you from?
You: GA
Stranger: aha georgia!
You: its a small place just outside of new york!
Stranger: midnight train to georgia and all that
You: yeah, or lonely nights in ga
Stranger: lol are u lonely?
You: are you?
Stranger: lol mabe a bit right now but on the whole, not really
You: you arent whole? so you do feel lnely then?
You: that or your missing a piece of yourself, which in that case, might want to bring some attention to that
Stranger: you are familiar with the expression - we have already established that you speak english
You: but what if i was really spanish, and just knew how to speak those few lines of english?
You: and then that line saying that? then what?
Stranger: then i'd grab another beer, sigh and light another cigarette
You: que?
Stranger: tu eres una punta
You: speaking of beer, i need to hit up the fridge!
Stranger: sorry i meant puta
You: una ma minuto
Stranger: you mean uno minuto
You: ah alguien de Inglaterra que puede hablar español
Stranger: si yo puedo
Stranger: you have been on babel fish!! lol
You: lol
You: not there
You: some other low budget website
Stranger: lol i see
Stranger: you like florence and the machine?
You: never heard of it
Stranger: bastard - what music u like?
You: anything with beats, rifts, melodies...etc!
Stranger: such as..]
You: well seeing as how beats, rifts, and melodies just classified anything from early 60's to the mid to late 90's kinda hard to narrow it down after so many decades
Stranger: yeah but a favorite band..
Stranger: i even used the yank spelling there just for you
You: can one really have a favorite band?
You: yank spelling is really American!
You: Whats your favorite band?
Stranger: hmm....

[600 Double R]

wow that person didnt wanna let you go haha

[MachNU]

buhahahahahahahah

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: man a livly conversation this is
You: But i am glad you asked! I am doing well how about yourself?
You: Thats good to hear!
You: So hows life treating you?
You: Nice!
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[MachNU]

oh wow best one yet!

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: where from?
You: A planet far far away!
You: Yourself?
Stranger: in far far away itself
You: Never never land?
Stranger: yeah kind off.. looks like it
You: Wow you must be one of those kids that MJ liked to touch!
Stranger: naah.. not really his kind of age
Stranger: he liked 5year olds like you, not 17
You: So your saying that if you where that age you would have let him?
You: So your unhappy that you couldnt be on of those kids?
Stranger: no, just saying i didnt do it
Stranger: you say it
You: You didnt do what?
You: Didnt touch MJ back or did not touch the other kids?
Stranger: awwh poor baby.. dont understand do you
You: Well just trying to understand how prevertly messed up you are!
Stranger: tnx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MachNU]

this is to much fun!

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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: glasses can be sexy
You: sure can
You: so can garage bags!
Stranger: how so?
You: pull them over the persons head and tie a string around the nexT! oh wow starting to get off!
You: neck*
Stranger: thats rad
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[MachNU]

and my last one!

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Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: What's ur name
You: Sorry i am not aloud to talk to strangers!
Stranger: Haha um ok
You: What?
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: Landon
You: Like from the movie?
Stranger: Um yeah
You: Didnt you die at the end?
Stranger: Yeah
You: So if you died how are you talking to me now?
You: Are you a ghost?
You: Oh well ghost went away, guess i will just talk to myself!
Stranger: Cause i am not Landon from the movie I'm just Landon from puyallup washington
You: You sure?
You: Landons a pretty queer name, and not heard that often!
You: and by queer i mean wierd!
You: weird*
Stranger: Wow your a fag
You: Why you say that?
You: Why resort to name calling?
Stranger: Cause what's ur name
You: Did dying put alot of hate in your heart?
You: Currently at the momment the FBI told me to use Bob!
Stranger: Ok your retarded
You: Wow you must be 13
You: Resorting to name calling...so imature!
Stranger: Fuck you dude so many assholes on this site
You: Wow thats rude
You: But please do tell me how you really feel!
Stranger: Like this
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[tandem]

lmao.
I talked to the same guy twice.

Stranger: ....hello?

You: hey

Stranger: Are you by any chance one of those annoying mortals?

You: Human, yes

Stranger: Hmmmm... interesting. Perhaps you can help me. I am in a sort of a predicament.

You: What/

Stranger: I'm trapped inside the realm where neither Something nor Nothing exists.

You: I just talked to you! Pooped babies and mother's acne

Stranger: CUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOUUUU!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Magnus213]

lmao.
I talked to the same guy twice.

Stranger: ....hello?

You: hey

Stranger: Are you by any chance one of those annoying mortals?

You: Human, yes

Stranger: Hmmmm... interesting. Perhaps you can help me. I am in a sort of a predicament.

You: What/

Stranger: I'm trapped inside the realm where neither Something nor Nothing exists.

You: I just talked to you! Pooped babies and mother's acne

Stranger: CUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOUUUU!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahahaha

[quickdodge®]

tranger: hello
You: howdy sumbitch!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: how's it going?
You: aswell
You: swell
You: you?
Stranger: good
You: are you human or animal?
Stranger: i'm an animal
You: awesome!
Stranger: =D
Stranger: and you?
You: can you say my name as if I were pleasing you like never before?
You: the name's QD, by the way
Stranger: Q.......D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 11111111
You: tell me I'm great to, as if I needed to hear it
Stranger: oh Q D!!!!!111111111111!#@!#@
Stranger: harder QD!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: that's what's up!
Stranger: (H)
Stranger: was that enough?
You: i think it was
You: what animal were you just then?
Stranger: a cat
Stranger: and you?
You: a rhinocerous
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Wow. Later, QD.

[JmDubz]

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You: hello
Stranger: The veins in my penis are deep purple.
You: like plum crazy purple?
Stranger: I'm actually scared
Stranger: I love you.
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WTF! lol