There is this guy I used to work with that has a MAJOR case of rice. While he was working with me, he drove a beat up red EF hatch that he promised had 700 horsepower. He continuously asked to race me in my 240sx (had one at the time) just because he wanted to see if his car had a chance. I told him that if his car really had 700 hp that he would be gone before I could get out of second gear. He told me that that wasn't possible because 240sx's came with 850hp stock. Later on he asked me if I wanted to buy a SR24DET engine from him to swap into my car. After the store finally fired him, he bought a late 90s Civic. He wrapped a bunch of the parts on the car in carbon fiber. Well I thought this was hilarious so I asked him why he was doing this. Guess what his response was?

It makes the car lighter.


BA Panda knows who I'm talking about.