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    Random Person: Is that a porsche?

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    I know a guy who never stops talking about his "uncles" R34. He says he's getting it when he turns 18. He says its sponsored by all these massive companies like HKS and stuff and says its pushing like 900 hp and runs 8 sec 1/4 miles. Yet he is always talking about how he was driving it the other day blah blah blah. He said he took it down this local road and hit 160.... now mind you the road is super narrow and twisty and maybe a mile long... And he consistently says he takes it to 10000 rpm every gear. Yet every time we ask to see the car he says its in the shop... Ricer...

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    I went to get my emissions done... first, the tech started to position the car as if it were front wheel drive... i corrected him before he followed through with his mistake. After he got the rear wheels positioned, he started looking under the car near the front wheels. I let it go on a sec, then he asked his associate.. "do you see a cat under there?" Associate looks for a min... and i break down and tell them its mid engine. They both looked like they felt a little silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hb
    I went to get my emissions done... first, the tech started to position the car as if it were front wheel drive... i corrected him before he followed through with his mistake. After he got the rear wheels positioned, he started looking under the car near the front wheels. I let it go on a sec, then he asked his associate.. "do you see a cat under there?" Associate looks for a min... and i break down and tell them its mid engine. They both looked like they felt a little silly.
    Mister 2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    Mister 2?
    yeah ^^

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    i think he's a b18'd nsx according to his username^^^^



    j/k.. no ricer. =]

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    Me and a buddy were at a local gas station and we were in his Civic coupe, were getting gas and talking to each other about a riced out CB7 sitting at the gas pump beside us. Were just sitting there and a younger Mexician guy come out the store and started to walk towards us, so were just giving him the, "What the Hell" look and he comes over and started talking to us. So we are being cool and talking to the guy, then he asked my buddy how fast his car was... My buddy told him it was slow and then the Mexician guy started talking about the CB7 and how it was twin turbo'd, nitrous, etc..... And I was like, "Oh that's yours" and he was like yeah I just got it back from the shop, had just got the nitrous system installed! It had the whole bodykit, neons, wing, etc.... So my buddy asked him if he wanted to race.... He waited just a second and then he was like, "Naw the guy told me to be easy with the car for a few days until the motor got use to the nitrous"...lol So we payed for the gas caught up to him at a red light and he started to get on the interstate and we were too, we rode behind him for a ood 10 miles and then you hear him get on it and slowly pulled away, we were crusin at about 70. Well my buddy get up beside him and we played with him for a second then he pointed forward and he just tried to take off, we played with him for a good 30 or so miles then just got tired and left him... My buddies car was a stock 94 civic with CAI, full exhaust, lowered, and some knock off rims.
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    Duh, spray has a break in period,lol
    97 DX Civic w/ H22 FS

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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    UGH!!! HEII NO!!! I would rather not be stalked....

    Well....will have Jason this time atleast....
    im gonna follow yall around

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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    im gonna follow yall around
    Atealst you are telling me so!

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