Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you

[Velburg]

Hopefully there will be some good ones on here. There are alot of ricers out there in the sport compact world... So tell your stories...

The only thing I can think of to start is,

I was parked in at Advance Auto and a couple of kids pulled in a honda and they were checking my ride out and one of them says what type of nissan is that...
I looked up and saw they were talking to me and I told them "sorry buddy but this is a 1st gen mazda protege"... His buddy was like "see I told you, dont you see the mazda badge". He was like, "it looks like a nissan"..

I just laughed and shook my head..

Here is a pic of my 1st gen that I was driving..

[twinj]

Taking a screen out of my throttle body will give me 20WHP. Coming from a guy who smoke cobra mustangs, and GSR's in his stock LS.

[cactusEG]

i was in NC and and one of my home boys friends ask to look under my hood. i opened and he looked at my cold air and said thats a big carborator

[Clegger]

It wasn't a ricer but I pulled up next to this Pontiac Grand Prix GT and its some redneck and he looks over and yells

"That Thang Supa Chaged?"
-No its turbocharged..then he says
"No no no is it Supa chaged"
-Im like... NO... its TURBO.. CHARGED he then looks at me like I have no idea what im talking about...
"Oh... well.. is it fast??"
-yea its pretty fast... this is the best part as he rolls up his window he looks right in my eye and says...
"Well... were about to find out wont we"

I just laugh and 2 step launch his ass Light turns green I give him a car takes a while cause his tires are squeeling so badly then I pass him before we even get across the intersection. Then he proceeds to go 10mph slower than what Im doing and makes sure he stays behind me the rest of his way home.. guy probably felt like an idiot

[_Christian_]

A couple of weeks ago i went with one of my friends to test drive a roush stage 3 supercharged mustang. Afterwards, we decided to got to the ford dealership to see if they had any 03-04 cobras. A ford salesman walks up to us.
friend: "i just got done looking at a roush mustang down the street"
salesman: "did it have a turbo?"
me: :laughs: "something like that"
salesman: "did it (stutters) did it have a chip"
friend: "um, yeah"
salesman: "and suspension"
friend: "yes"
salesman: :face lights up and gets all excited: "cold air induction and everything?"
me: "pretty much" lol
salesman: "ooo wee, i'll bet it's fast"

then he went to a different ford dealership to get a pre purchase inspection on a supercharged mach1. the second they open the hood a tech is like "sounds to me like that TURBO is about to throw a bearing". how do you know that when you cant even tell it's a supercharger?

oh and last but not least. a girl i know asked someone on here how fast he'd gotten his (stock) rsx up to. he was like "i've gotten it up to 160, but then i had to slow down." also this kid never shuts up about how he's going to be a racecar driver. he runs 17s at commerce with a personal best of 16.4.

[twinj]

It wasn't a ricer but I pulled up next to this Pontiac Grand Prix GT and its some redneck and he looks over and yells

"That Thang Supa Chaged?"
-No its turbocharged..then he says
"No no no is it Supa chaged"
-Im like... NO... its TURBO.. CHARGED he then looks at me like I have no idea what im talking about...
"Oh... well.. is it fast??"
-yea its pretty fast... this is the best part as he rolls up his window he looks right in my eye and says...
"Well... were about to find out wont we"

I just laugh and 2 step launch his ass Light turns green I give him a car takes a while cause his tires are squeeling so badly then I pass him before we even get across the intersection. Then he proceeds to go 10mph slower than what Im doing and makes sure he stays behind me the rest of his way home.. guy probably felt like an idiot

Sorry i cannot stop laughing. Everytime i see that EVO in the sig.

[Clegger]

Sorry i cannot stop laughing. Everytime i see that EVO in the sig.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

"oh snap dude, you got a twin turbo sr20!" (it was my ka-t set up, unpainted valve cover and everything)

[twinj]

some people i have to walk away from when they start saying dumb shit. You argue with them then they just start fighting back like it is a possiblity they could be right.

[SixSquared]

"That thing's got a VTEC? Damn.. it must be fuckin FAST!" - Random dude at the gas station where I was checking my fluid levels before going Savannah - Atlanta.

But my favorite thing that's ever been said about one of my cars was by a little kid.. not a ricer or anything.. I was in my red del Sol, and this kid is walking with his mom and just stops (I had pulled into a parking spot on the street). Kid looks at my car for a while, then looks at me, and says "Is that... a ferrari?" My heart kinda melted a little, and I was like "No sweetie, it's not" and he was like "That's a cool car!" Made my day.

[Echonova]

Kid asked me how I got next year's Honda already.... I have a 91 240 w/ silvia front end. Never noticed the cracked dashboard, the ok paintjob or how I had "next years Honda" lowered with an exhuast already.

[Julio]

Hopefully there will be some good ones on here. There are alot of ricers out there in the sport compact world... So tell your stories...

The only thing I can think of to start is,

I was parked in at Advance Auto and a couple of kids pulled in a honda and they were checking my ride out and one of them says what type of nissan is that...
I looked up and saw they were talking to me and I told them "sorry buddy but this is a 1st gen mazda protege"... His buddy was like "see I told you, dont you see the mazda badge". He was like, "it looks like a nissan"..

I just laughed and shook my head..

Here is a pic of my 1st gen that I was driving..

I have to many stories.

But.. your mazda does look like a nissan sentra if you look at it for a QUICK SECOND, but then you realize is not.

[rhdeg2]

the funniest personal thing one has ever told me was "if you need any parts just call me' i told himi think i have that down

[rolling_trip]

I pulled into an Auto Zone here to buy some heet, then decided to fill up my tank outside in the parking lot. While I was doing that, one of the girls from inside walked out towards me and started to tell me how she like how I "pimped out" my ride. Of course to me, that was a insult to me. I had to explain to her that everything on the externaly of my car was completely factory.

Apparently she still did not believe me so she went inside and got her manager. Again, i had to explainto both of them that the side shirts, scoop, wing, rims, and even paint were are OEM. As I was leaving, I looked out in the parking lot, and everything made sense from that point on. On the side of the building, was parked a 3 different color Neon, with a 6' bench seat on the trunk along with a coffee can for an exhaust.

[OneSlow5pt0]

i was in my RX-7 and they asked me if it was a supra ..then asked me if its V6...and i have my hood wide open when this is goin on

["B"]

Doooode, that thing sounds like a jet engine!!!

^hahaha

[Kyle]

I dunno if I have ever really talked to a ricer, as they normally are only interested in cars from asia, but these homeless people always make appearances at the durtydubs get togethers and tell us we need to chrome out all of our engines. They walk over to everyone with an open hood and tell them that.

[Stormhammer]

"dude, what year toyota celica is that?!?!!!!!"

hehe, and one night I raced some chump in a civic and beat him by a loooooooooooooooonnnggg shot ( try 7-8 cars, I really think it was stock with a CAI and muffler ) - pulled into the gas station, he came whipping in and was like WHAT THE FUCK MAN, THAT RACE WASNT FAIR, I THOUGHT YOUR WERE FUCKIN FRONT WHEEL DRIVE!!!!!!! THATS BULLSHIT MAN!!!! - he then proceed to rant about how a car as old as mine could no way be that fast and that I must have been spraying nitrous or something

[OneSlow5pt0]

"dude, what year toyota celica is that?!?!!!!!"

hehe, and one night I raced some chump in a civic and beat him by a loooooooooooooooonnnggg shot ( try 7-8 cars, I really think it was stock with a CAI and muffler ) - pulled into the gas station, he came whipping in and was like WHAT THE FUCK MAN, THAT RACE WASNT FAIR, I THOUGHT YOUR WERE FUCKIN FRONT WHEEL DRIVE!!!!!!! THATS BULLSHIT MAN!!!! - he then proceed to rant about how a car as old as mine could no way be that fast and that I must have been spraying nitrous or something

[buffdaddy18]

I was cruising around in my old 99 Cougar, 4 cyl, when I pass some riced old civic on the highway. i exit, he follows me. we come up to a light. he rolls down his windows and goes "you got a turbo?"

i'm like "no, just intake and exhaust"

"oh, it sounded like you had either a turbo or NOS on there. You wanna race? I just got a turbo put on, I should be running like a 13 sec 1/4 mile now"

so we raced, and I blew his doors off. now either my cougar's 1/4 mile dropped from 16 seconds, to 13 seconds without any mods, or he blew the welds on his intake

[RandomGuy]

Mr. Car Buddha Returns!


an encounter caught on video... its HILARIOUS

apparently FWD cars are the best for drifting and people are doing all these "engine transfers" and shit now a days

[Ed]

ricers dont talk to me... am i intimidating or is my car intimidating?

hmmm, *thinks*

one time i was at a light, this kid in a brand new 07 civic was reving at me... i looked at him and start busting out laughing; he then took off and i was still pointing and laughing my ass off.

another time, this kid at the varsity looked at my car and said, it's just another stock evo... i was rolling...

ill be at the varsity with the rice sign next week! some of you may recall it.



Not me in the picture btw...

[RandomGuy]

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/6...054AD6363C.htm << link to one of them

[Wurm]

Not really a ricer but guys at the emission place put my 240 on the thing backwards thinking it was FWD


i get a lot of kids that think i own a probe lirl

[Evil Goat]

a guy that used to live down the road from me once told me i needed to look for a honda skyline gtr b/c they were the shit.....

on a side note my grandfather once purchased a ragged NA 1g dsm b/c hes retired and does weird shit like that from time to time....swore up and down it was turbo.....when i asked him to point it out he showed me the intake mani....i said, oh, now i see it, and left it at that....gotta respect your elders you know...

[sirkus]

I had just got my old sr20 240.. I was sitting at a redlight and a piece of shit 91 style accord pulled up with a huge ass wing and 4 people in it. Guy hangs out the window and said "Think your exhaust is big enough for that piece of shit"
I just sat there and laughed.. "No, and can I borrow your wing? It's damn nice man"
The light turned green and I took off and left his ass, we get farther up 41 and that fag hangs out the window again and screms "YOU AINT FAST!"

I just laughed at his stupid ass..
I've been asked several times by people at work that if my "BMW" was quick..
I just look at them, it's a mazda 6. "REALLY?!" I just stand there and shake my head.

I like going around redneck ricers with my buddies.. telling them that it's a twin turbo V6 that I've got modded to beat corvettes "I'm putting down around 550hp" and they all instantly wanna tell me about their uncles IROC camaro, with a 4.10 rear end. That can do 200mph.

[§treet_§peed]

lol i love how people in Gainesville are always telling me how they are about to get a twin turbo H22 and put it in there 4dr or 2dr civic... i love how this one guy told me his d16y7 was v-tec cause he put a valve cover on it that was chrome and said v-tec.. of course i wouldn't expcet much from him because he thinks his car should run low 14's or better.. all he has is a ganked lookin mufle, cai, short throw, bags, 19 chrome wheels,, and a shit ton other rice... just come to gainesville one weekend and go to any parking lot and you'll see waht i mean... i hate this fucking place and i can't wait for this last week and a half to pass so i can get my dl's back.. and not have to stay around this lame ass town unless need be

[OneSlow5pt0]

I had just got my old sr20 240.. I was sitting at a redlight and a piece of shit 91 style accord pulled up with a huge ass wing and 4 people in it. Guy hangs out the window and said "Think your exhaust is big enough for that piece of shit"
I just sat there and laughed.. "No, and can I borrow your wing? It's damn nice man"
The light turned green and I took off and left his ass, we get farther up 41 and that fag hangs out the window again and screms "YOU AINT FAST!"

I just laughed at his stupid ass..
I've been asked several times by people at work that if my "BMW" was quick..
I just look at them, it's a mazda 6. "REALLY?!" I just stand there and shake my head.

I like going around redneck ricers with my buddies.. telling them that it's a twin turbo V6 that I've got modded to beat corvettes "I'm putting down around 550hp" and they all instantly wanna tell me about their uncles IROC camaro, with a 4.10 rear end. That can do 200mph.

from the side the M6 kinda does look like a 328 4 door

[Velburg]

I had just got my old sr20 240.. I was sitting at a redlight and a piece of shit 91 style accord pulled up with a huge ass wing and 4 people in it. Guy hangs out the window and said "Think your exhaust is big enough for that piece of shit"
I just sat there and laughed.. "No, and can I borrow your wing? It's damn nice man"
The light turned green and I took off and left his ass, we get farther up 41 and that fag hangs out the window again and screms "YOU AINT FAST!"

I just laughed at his stupid ass..
I've been asked several times by people at work that if my "BMW" was quick..
I just look at them, it's a mazda 6. "REALLY?!" I just stand there and shake my head.

I like going around redneck ricers with my buddies.. telling them that it's a twin turbo V6 that I've got modded to beat corvettes "I'm putting down around 550hp" and they all instantly wanna tell me about their uncles IROC camaro, with a 4.10 rear end. That can do 200mph.

If you dont pay attention to the front and rear of the car.. Your car looks like a 328ci from the middle with those rims on it..At first glance it caught me off guard until I saw your taillights and notice you have a 6

[00CelicaGT]

this happened last sunday but this guy comes up to me and some friends and begings to talk wit us about cars, i think nothing of it. but after a while he starts to talk about this car that he has that, has a 5 HP engine in a car lol. i was like what!!! is that a lawn mower enginge and he said yeah basically . my boy davis say wat kind of car is it in he say it's just in a car. so i asked was it a home made car he said yeah basically lol, mean while everyone walks away but i decided to stay just to listen to what ever else b.s. this guy was going to throw out. anyway after about ten more minutes of me telling him that i find it hard to believe that he has made a car with a 5HP lawn mower engine in it this dick head says man im so confident in this car ill race that STI over there i just began to laugh . so i told him were out there every sunday and to come meet us next weekend with the car he said he would only bring it out if i wold race him for a grand lol. i told him im driving a 200 toyota celica that im still paying for do u think i have a thousand dollars.

well just had to share someone's stupidity lol

5HP engine lol

[VooDooXII]

Someone once asked me what kind of exhaust I had on the Golf TDi.

It took them forever to comprehend that it ran on diesel. "It's not a truck! How does the engine fit?"

Also, one time at a gas station...they wouldn't let me get fuel. It was an old pump...you had to request to have it turned on. The guy wouldn't turn it on because he didn't want to be responsible for me "putting the wrong gas in".

This was my favorite. Some kid was telling me his plans for his Mustang. "I'm gonna NOS that thing up to eighty horsepower!"

At first I thought he meant "eighty additional horsepower"...but no. He was convinced that a Mustang GT made fifty horsepower.

[CSquared]

Not really a ricer but guys at the emission place put my 240 on the thing backwards thinking it was FWD


i get a lot of kids that think i own a probe lirl

Same shit happened to me... Probe and all.

[gtikid]

I was cruising around in my old 99 Cougar, 4 cyl, when I pass some riced old civic on the highway. i exit, he follows me. we come up to a light. he rolls down his windows and goes "you got a turbo?"

i'm like "no, just intake and exhaust"

"oh, it sounded like you had either a turbo or NOS on there. You wanna race? I just got a turbo put on, I should be running like a 13 sec 1/4 mile now"

so we raced, and I blew his doors off. now either my cougar's 1/4 mile dropped from 16 seconds, to 13 seconds without any mods, or he blew the welds on his intake

Speaking of the subject at hand...

[OneSlow5pt0]

Someone once asked me what kind of exhaust I had on the Golf TDi.

It took them forever to comprehend that it ran on diesel. "It's not a truck! How does the engine fit?"

Also, one time at a gas station...they wouldn't let me get fuel. It was an old pump...you had to request to have it turned on. The guy wouldn't turn it on because he didn't want to be responsible for me "putting the wrong gas in".

This was my favorite. Some kid was telling me his plans for his Mustang. "I'm gonna NOS that thing up to eighty horsepower!"

At first I thought he meant "eighty additional horsepower"...but no. He was convinced that a Mustang GT made fifty horsepower.

mustang makes 1HP hense it bing a mustang

[ruffriderGA]

guy at school is always telling me how hes about to convert his prelude to rwd

[_Christian_]

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/6...054AD6363C.htm << link to one of them

. too funny.

[NewGen33]

Before I tell mine let me just say how lucky I am that I'm not a complete retard and or dumb ass when it comes to cars. With that said...I was in my third block class and this kid walks in. He sits down at our table and in the middle of our conversation on forced induction he says "Man you guys don't know what your talking about, my Acord is VTEC. I'm about to get a intake and a double turbo charger." :wgaf: So while he's still ing about his Accord I tell him To STFU and GTFO or sit there and learn something. I'm proud to say he is still a ricer but he now knows and accepts the fact. I should write a book.

[buffdaddy18]

Speaking of the subject at hand...

that was a sarcastic statement, hence the

i was assuming if I woulda stopped and talked to him he woulda had some reason for losing, and that one seemed the most humorous

[R.Kelly]

at one of the srt meets all the neons were parked in a row and some hobos come over and are talking to each other and one of them goes "thats some of them dodge Vipers"

and another time this dude asked me how long it should have taken to install a side exit on his srt, and i told him about an hour and a half and he said it took him and his buddy 12 hours

[Frög]

i gave a ride to this rice boy and it went like this:

Rice boy: "damn this is fast!!! is it a V8?"
Me: "Nope"
Rice boy: "V6?"
Me: "Nope its a 4 banger"
Rice boy: "its only a V4?"

another time i was a HIN and this prelude had MSD module, and some kid said while pointing at it: "look at that fuel management system" i was like Wtf?