Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you

[v-empire]

And V-empire: you need to hook me up with some of your asian honies. Srsly...I'm in the game for an asian wifey.

lol....how do you know about z women? lol

why only asian?

are rumours getting started again? i m married with kids, sir!!
hah!

the secrect is, go get a ferrari. better yet, win one.. yessssssss

[EthanR]

so i was giving this guy that was at my friends a ride home and he kept saying how bad my car was and how fast it must be, (i drive a honda hatch with d16,cai,and exhaust) but the best is when we got on a small road and he said i bet you could drift the hell out if these turns and he said how his friends did it in a accord, i laughed just thinking he ment ebraking but i had to figure out if he was being serious i asked "so was your friends accord rwd?" and he say ya. all i could say was hell ya and laugh

[Hulud]

"you should put 17s on that miata to give it that racing look"

[Got Vtec?]

"S2000's have backseats ..they aren't 2 seaters"

lol.

"Double clutching is when you press the clutch once but you change 2 gears lmao"

[Jblizzard]

Some boy that went to Luella told me he was going 155 in his 95 LS integra down hampton-locust grove because he was late for school and a cop was coming towards him and they made eye contact, so he looks in his rear view mirror and he sees the cop turn his lights on so he pulled the e-brake and drifted into a neighborhood at 110 MPH and parked in some guys garage that was left open. lol

[IMPORTchic]

"does your car have a H23 in it?!" OMFG.....yes let me rip my H22 out of my 5th gen prelude and put a H23 in it! Why do people(as in VERY plural) not understand that all 5th gen ludes were H22? And all were DOHC!? Its just a commonly known...or unknown fact! If I had a BB4 I would understand asking that...kinda....

[Got Vtec?]

Some boy that went to Luella told me he was going 155 in his 95 LS integra down hampton-locust grove because he was late for school and a cop was coming towards him and they made eye contact, so he looks in his rear view mirror and he sees the cop turn his lights on so he pulled the e-brake and drifted into a neighborhood at 110 MPH and parked in some guys garage that was left open. lol

oh shyt! lmfao!

[scabtastic]

I had some kid in a ej tell me he ran 12's at the drag strip...i was like "Orly" and he said yeah! and i asked to pop the hood then he proceeded to tell me that the car had everything but a turbo, I looked at the motor and it was a d15 with a intake, and some nifty plug wires. He did have some big empty bottles of NAWWWZ in his trunk with his 2 15's. Anyway, so i asked him to show me what it had, he pulled out, punched it, and the car went abosultely nowhere.

had some guys ask me if i wanted to join their crew called Insane Importzzz

[osnap]

LOL i remember you calling me and being like hey remind me of what D15B7s make to the wheels? I've got a ricer to pwn.

[Tech5]

""""" Ittesssss A Ciiivic """""""

[scabtastic]

Chris, Kayla is a E-Stalker

[IMPORTchic]

Chris, Cody is obsessed

[osnap]

...meh just get off her nuts and you wont have to worry about it lol

[osnap]

LOL would you 2 just make up and get along? haha

[scabtastic]

She's currently baking me death cookies.

[IMPORTchic]

She's currently baking me death cookies.

Im sorry but that made me !!!!!




And chris......NO!

[scabtastic]

Chris, Cody is obsessed

I'm just speaking the truth holmes

[osnap]

Im sorry but that made me !!!!!

yeah i LIRL'd at that haha.

[IMPORTchic]

Lets go back and look who posted in here first.....hummmmnnn? I WONDER?!

Thank you! Come again! =)

[osnap]

Alright both of you drop it. For me? Pleeeeaaaaseeee?

[scabtastic]

Lets go back and look who posted in here first.....hummmmnnn? I WONDER?!

Thank you! Come again! =)

let's see who's been in the other threads ive been in?...so than YOU and come again.

[Tech5]

lololol

[IMPORTchic]

Alright both of you drop it. For me? Pleeeeaaaaseeee?

Okay....



...but ONLY because you are the only person I can sit with in the middle of the day at home and drink margaritas and eat mexican with and actually have fun!

[osnap]

i was just tryna get you drunk

check your reps btw

[IMPORTchic]

i was just tryna get you drunk

check your reps btw

Too bad it didnt work! Cheap margaritas FTW!!! =)
And I am on my way.....to repz and BED! You know some of us have class and work!!! =P

[osnap]

lol im tired so im skipping my 1st class tomorrow.

[scabtastic]

Chris, Kayla...speaking of e-stalkers...

[osnap]

LOL i saw who you were talking about, he left though haha

[IMPORTchic]

Chris, Kayla...speaking of e-stalkers...

Now THAT is the truth.....

[Tech5]

Yallm crack me up!!!

O SNAP

[scabtastic]

hehehe

[osnap]

See, you guys are actually agreeing on something. lol was that so hard?

[scabtastic]

OH **** HE'S BACK!...she's the one mad at me

[X-Runner]

Chris, Kayla...speaking of e-stalkers...

Say what? lol

[osnap]

[scabtastic]

Say what? lol

[IMPORTchic]

See, you guys are actually agreeing on something. lol was that so hard?

YES!!!


and holy ****.....

[X-Runner]

Do what now?

I dont know

[osnap]

LOL please tell me you typed that with that one dude with the nextel in TWISTED CUSTOMZ or whatever's voice in your head...

edit - dammit cody. pwned by your edit AND by posts by others before mine. ugh.

[scabtastic]

I dont know

exactly