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    I know someone who opened up their hood to show me their motor on a 95 stock ecplise rs and all it has was a intake, he said yea thats my turbo intake.

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    lol reminds me of this guy who thought is 95 Gs eclipse was turbo because his fan belt squeaked
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    Sock engine with turbo intake FTW lol

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    lol
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    I was asked once if I had " ever hit V-tec in reverse"... I said ya only after I change
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    A kid in my class once said yes when i asked him if he replaced the piston return springs during his reubild of his 22r.
    he asked me if golfs were rwd,
    he believed me when i told him my stock civic runs 11's in the 1/4
    he said that he is planning to buy an s14, he plans to put an intercooler in it, and MAYBE a turbo.
    he believed there was such a thing as "drifting fluid" (that you pour into your tires)


    some other idiot once asked
    "what year did civics become rwd?"
    "is this car (a jetta) really a turbo v8?" (he even saw the engine.. what a moron)

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    Back in High School I had somebody tell me that he was driving his 240sx without any springs.

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    ITS FAST

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    Quote Originally Posted by on 3
    ITS FAST

    LMAO!! yes i've heard this one b4.. lol

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    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    I pulled into a Taco Bell drive-thru in my Spec-V, and while I was waiting on my food I noticed three heads pop out of the door from inside the restaurant. They had a confused look on their face ...and as I was leaving I heard one of them say "I think it's a Sylvia".

    Sylvia/Sentra...same difference...

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    this girl was talking about my buddies wrx..."so if your car has that vacuum leak does it make it fast?" she was talking about his BOV...and then she was like " i was talking to my mom about his truck (frontier) and told her how it had a turbo on it because it was really fast"....so next time i see her.....im gonna get in my car and tell her i have nitrous by playing with the cruise control buttons to see if she believes me



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    Me and a buddy were sitting outside of QT in his fox body, and this kid in an Eclipse with a huge wing and can and snake eyes (or whatever the fuck they're called) pulls up on the driver side and starts trying to talk to him about his stang.
    -Ricer: Hey man, that thing sounds good. How mant cams does it have? It's gotta have at least 6 or 7.
    -Awkward silence for about 10 seconds, until we realized he was serious
    -Rob: Uh, yeah, sure, something like that
    -Ricer: Cool what else you got done to it
    -Rob: Uh, that's about it
    -Ricer: Cool, man, cool. Well I'm gonna go inside and get a drink. I just wanted to tell you that you have a bad ass Mustang.
    -Rob: Yeah, uh, thanks

    That had to be one of the DUMBEST questions I have ever heard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scabtastic
    ....so next time i see her.....im gonna get in my car and tell her i have nitrous by playing with the cruise control buttons to see if she believes me
    I used to do that to people all the time. Hit some random button on the dash, and floor it

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    3000gt vr-4s run 11.5 in the 1/4 mile stock....

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    man my entire weekend is filled with ricer comments ... most of my old freinds from like middle and elemetary school are putting bodykits and flame stickers from pepboys on thier cars....julian knows who im talking about ...lol....

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    3 years ago i had a spec v, i ran this guy with a ion "redline" when he lost this is what he said. " My supercharger belt is not working".

    91 Talon... and a few mods
    "under construction"

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    hmm - its not ricer per say, but its my greatest victory to date

    She was my ex at the given time, but she was convinced that her 2000 Toyota Camry had a turbo on it because it was fast, and I told her no, it wasnt, my car was turbo, her's wasnt. She was telling me it was, and I told her to prove it, and to make it even better, we'll bet taht if I'm right, she had to flash me, if I was wrong... we dont want to go there. So even after pointing out to her that she didnt have one she was like I'm still faster ( to be honest I still never was sure if she was serious or just egging me on ) so I made another bet on who was faster....

    I got laid


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    I was talking to a guy selling his nsx and a kid in a honda with this annoying exhaust pulls up and is like are you going to buy that. I was like maybe. Then he proceeded to ask me what kind of JDM upgrades did i have on my car. Now ppl I was driving my cadillac that day. I don't know whether or not he was serious but it was so stupid i couldnt' even laugh about it.


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    well as many of you know i have a 03 lancer ES, and i had some kid tell me, "man it's so damn fast too, but mommy and daddy prolly bought it for you, and prolly pay your insurance" i was like WTF.. then i realized he actually thought it was an evo..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    There is this guy I used to work with that has a MAJOR case of rice. While he was working with me, he drove a beat up red EF hatch that he promised had 700 horsepower. He continuously asked to race me in my 240sx (had one at the time) just because he wanted to see if his car had a chance. I told him that if his car really had 700 hp that he would be gone before I could get out of second gear. He told me that that wasn't possible because 240sx's came with 850hp stock. Later on he asked me if I wanted to buy a SR24DET engine from him to swap into my car. After the store finally fired him, he bought a late 90s Civic. He wrapped a bunch of the parts on the car in carbon fiber. Well I thought this was hilarious so I asked him why he was doing this. Guess what his response was?

    It makes the car lighter.


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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BILLY FTMFL!!!!!!

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    ^Thats hot. I'd drive a late 90's civic with carbon fiber all day, instead of driving my evo. EF with 700 hp? omg thats so hot.

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    sylvia and sentras are two different cars, as far as i know.

    my mom always asks me what the pshhhhh sound in my car is... and it sounds like its flushing air...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    sylvia and sentras are two different cars, as far as i know.

    my mom always asks me what the pshhhhh sound in my car is... and it sounds like its flushing air...lol
    someone needs to inform the n00bs at Taco Bell...

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    You don't understand. Magius, guess what his car looks like now?

    Blue, with a red rear bumper, blue wheels, altezza tail lights, (but they're TWO DIFFERENT TAIL LIGHTS!!!), and a V-Dub 'Turbo' emblem below the left tail light.

    He actually tried to race me a little over a month ago. I was trying to turn into this muffler shop on Bankhead, (Veteran's Memorial for the n00bs), and I tried to pass him to get over, and he dumped it. I had to slam on my brakes to actually get into the shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    You don't understand. Magius, guess what his car looks like now?

    Blue, with a red rear bumper, blue wheels, altezza tail lights, (but they're TWO DIFFERENT TAIL LIGHTS!!!), and a V-Dub 'Turbo' emblem below the left tail light.

    He actually tried to race me a little over a month ago. I was trying to turn into this muffler shop on Bankhead, (Veteran's Memorial for the n00bs), and I tried to pass him to get over, and he dumped it. I had to slam on my brakes to actually get into the shop.
    thats pretty hot...

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    Yeah, he always revs at me and my girlfriend too.

    You know, the whole "put it in neutral and rev because I don't know what a clutch is."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    Yeah, he always revs at me and my girlfriend too.

    You know, the whole "put it in neutral and rev because I don't know what a clutch is."
    Its an automatic, so he has to do that.

    And no, I absolutely do not want to see that god awful car ever again.

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    ^^^^hey hey now i used to do THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol J/K
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    Yeah, but does your car sound like a lawnmower?

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    no.. only when i rev it.... just kidding just kidding
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    So one time I was in my altima. I had quite a few mods on it.intake,catback,cams,stage II clutch, aluminum flywheel,short shifter,iridum plugs, better wires,higher compressed pistons and some other shit I cant remember. ANyways Im going down 985 and these mexicans in a newer sentra spec v wouldnt get out of the fast lane. I was in a bad mood that day, and I was riding their ass while they were doing 55 in a 70. I said fuck it and I barely tapped there car in the back. They freaked out and tried to chase me but I left them behind. ANyways at exit 4 at the QT they saw me and said how did you beat our car we have 17in low pro wheels. I was like wtf?! Hmm car full of mexicans in a stock spec v, geez I dont know.

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    lol but don't you know.. low pro 17 inch wheels are teh quickness
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    Im a ricer... I think. I have a carbon fiber hood, but my shit is slow as fuck. I got 14 in brake rotors, but dont even have enough power to take full advantage of the brakes. I got an SRT intake for free and I really don't even know what it does. I think I have an aftermarket muffler/exhaust. I have nice wheels tho... Dont hate me, I bought the car this way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackMaster
    Im a ricer... I think. I have a carbon fiber hood, but my shit is slow as fuck. I got 14 in brake rotors, but dont even have enough power to take full advantage of the brakes. I got an SRT intake for free and I really don't even know what it does. I think I have an aftermarket muffler/exhaust. I have nice wheels tho... Dont hate me, I bought the car this way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    Nice stationwagon.
    what a dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackMaster
    what a dick

    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackMaster
    what a dick
    heh, my mom is actually looking for a sportcross


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