ITS FAST
ITS FAST
this girl was talking about my buddies wrx..."so if your car has that vacuum leak does it make it fast?" she was talking about his BOV...and then she was like " i was talking to my mom about his truck (frontier) and told her how it had a turbo on it because it was really fast"....so next time i see her.....im gonna get in my car and tell her i have nitrous by playing with the cruise control buttons to see if she believes me
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #07
Fuck Bitches, Kill tyrannosauruses
Me and a buddy were sitting outside of QT in his fox body, and this kid in an Eclipse with a huge wing and can and snake eyes (or whatever the fuck they're called) pulls up on the driver side and starts trying to talk to him about his stang.
-Ricer: Hey man, that thing sounds good. How mant cams does it have? It's gotta have at least 6 or 7.
-Awkward silence for about 10 seconds, until we realized he was serious
-Rob: Uh, yeah, sure, something like that
-Ricer: Cool what else you got done to it
-Rob: Uh, that's about it
-Ricer: Cool, man, cool. Well I'm gonna go inside and get a drink. I just wanted to tell you that you have a bad ass Mustang.
-Rob: Yeah, uh, thanks
That had to be one of the DUMBEST questions I have ever heard.
Last edited by 98silver328i; 04-03-2007 at 12:08 AM.
man my entire weekend is filled with ricer comments ... most of my old freinds from like middle and elemetary school are putting bodykits and flame stickers from pepboys on thier cars....julian knows who im talking about ...lol....
3 years ago i had a spec v, i ran this guy with a ion "redline" when he lost this is what he said. " My supercharger belt is not working".
91 Talon... and a few mods
"under construction"
hmm - its not ricer per say, but its my greatest victory to date
She was my ex at the given time, but she was convinced that her 2000 Toyota Camry had a turbo on it because it was fast, and I told her no, it wasnt, my car was turbo, her's wasnt. She was telling me it was, and I told her to prove it, and to make it even better, we'll bet taht if I'm right, she had to flash me, if I was wrong... we dont want to go there. So even after pointing out to her that she didnt have one she was like I'm still faster ( to be honest I still never was sure if she was serious or just egging me on ) so I made another bet on who was faster....
I got laid
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i got a turbo rotary with piston and headers.. what you laughing about? huh? HUH? WHAT?!?Originally Posted by dc2_88
I was talking to a guy selling his nsx and a kid in a honda with this annoying exhaust pulls up and is like are you going to buy that. I was like maybe. Then he proceeded to ask me what kind of JDM upgrades did i have on my car. Now ppl I was driving my cadillac that day. I don't know whether or not he was serious but it was so stupid i couldnt' even laugh about it.
Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'.
well as many of you know i have a 03 lancer ES, and i had some kid tell me, "man it's so damn fast too, but mommy and daddy prolly bought it for you, and prolly pay your insurance" i was like WTF.. then i realized he actually thought it was an evo..
there i did it.. what'd you think?
ITS FAST
LMAO!! yes i've heard this one b4.. lol
+1
there i did it.. what'd you think?
LIRL at YSL, and Magius' new avatar.
There is this guy I used to work with that has a MAJOR case of rice. While he was working with me, he drove a beat up red EF hatch that he promised had 700 horsepower. He continuously asked to race me in my 240sx (had one at the time) just because he wanted to see if his car had a chance. I told him that if his car really had 700 hp that he would be gone before I could get out of second gear. He told me that that wasn't possible because 240sx's came with 850hp stock. Later on he asked me if I wanted to buy a SR24DET engine from him to swap into my car. After the store finally fired him, he bought a late 90s Civic. He wrapped a bunch of the parts on the car in carbon fiber. Well I thought this was hilarious so I asked him why he was doing this. Guess what his response was?
It makes the car lighter.
BA Panda knows who I'm talking about.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILLY FTMFL!!!!!!
^Thats hot. I'd drive a late 90's civic with carbon fiber all day, instead of driving my evo. EF with 700 hp? omg thats so hot.
I pulled into a Taco Bell drive-thru in my Spec-V, and while I was waiting on my food I noticed three heads pop out of the door from inside the restaurant. They had a confused look on their face...and as I was leaving I heard one of them say "I think it's a Sylvia".
Sylvia/Sentra...same difference...
sylvia and sentras are two different cars, as far as i know.
my mom always asks me what the pshhhhh sound in my car is... and it sounds like its flushing air...lol
You don't understand. Magius, guess what his car looks like now?
Blue, with a red rear bumper, blue wheels, altezza tail lights, (but they're TWO DIFFERENT TAIL LIGHTS!!!), and a V-Dub 'Turbo' emblem below the left tail light.
He actually tried to race me a little over a month ago. I was trying to turn into this muffler shop on Bankhead, (Veteran's Memorial for the n00bs), and I tried to pass him to get over, and he dumped it. I had to slam on my brakes to actually get into the shop.
someone needs to inform the n00bs at Taco Bell...
thats pretty hot...
Yeah, he always revs at me and my girlfriend too.
You know, the whole "put it in neutral and rev because I don't know what a clutch is."
^^^^hey hey now i used to do THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know better; next time will be a ban.
Yeah, but does your car sound like a lawnmower?
no.. only when i rev it....
You know better; next time will be a ban.
So one time I was in my altima. I had quite a few mods on it.intake,catback,cams,stage II clutch, aluminum flywheel,short shifter,iridum plugs, better wires,higher compressed pistons and some other shit I cant remember. ANyways Im going down 985 and these mexicans in a newer sentra spec v wouldnt get out of the fast lane. I was in a bad mood that day, and I was riding their ass while they were doing 55 in a 70. I said fuck it and I barely tapped there car in the back. They freaked out and tried to chase me but I left them behind. ANyways at exit 4 at the QT they saw me and said how did you beat our car we have 17in low pro wheels. I was like wtf?! Hmm car full of mexicans in a stock spec v, geez I dont know.
lol but don't you know.. low pro 17 inch wheels are teh quickness
You know better; next time will be a ban.
Im a ricer... I think. I have a carbon fiber hood, but my shit is slow as fuck. I got 14 in brake rotors, but dont even have enough power to take full advantage of the brakes. I got an SRT intake for free and I really don't even know what it does. I think I have an aftermarket muffler/exhaust. I have nice wheels tho... Dont hate me, I bought the car this way.
Last edited by JackMaster; 04-03-2007 at 07:34 PM.
JACKMASTER
Nice stationwagon.
what a dickNice stationwagon.
JACKMASTER
WTF, that's Dan's IS in the corner... I didn't know he had a sportcross
what a dick
thats Dan's garage. but my SXWTF, that's Dan's IS in the corner... I didn't know he had a sportcross
JACKMASTER
lol
JACKMASTER
"I drift my Honda all of the time"
I can go 125 in my stock accord
You know better; next time will be a ban.
That could be possible...
That could be possible...
I did 120 in my brother's 199x something prelude when I was in high school. I don't see why 125 is out of the question for an accord.
accords are v4's therefore its impossible
it's the whole point of why would would you wanna go that fast in a stock accord because even if oyu went to a the track you couldn't get up that fast in a all stock accord
You know better; next time will be a ban.
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