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    Quote Originally Posted by turborodarry
    they told me that their boosted integra was so much more reliable than my rx7. the integra is in the shop every week.
    rotarys are really reliable

    ~this is where somebody needs to post the motivational picture about rotarys making dsm's look reliable~

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    My friend used to work wih this guy who told him that his Crown Vic came turbo'ed from the factory.

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    that his Vtec on his Spec V didn't work....

    and then there was the guy that has the V6 focus with a optional supercharger button. yep... that overdrive button was connected to a supercharger and when he pressed it whoooooo wiiiiiiiii look out buddy! cause it will light them in 6th.... mind you this is an Automatic focus with a 6th gear

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    I was constantly asked in 2003....if my yellow bug-eye wrx was an STI.

    That or if it had a v8.....down pipe + blitz nur spec = loud

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    I hate to admit it, but my cousin is one of the biggest ricers i know. He claims that his friend has a 700hp daily driven integra. When I asked him what kind of turbo he had he told me, "its just a little one. It doesnt even do much". Then he said another friend has a system with 4 12"s and it hits 220dbs......seeing as how the record is like 180db and that would make your ear drums bleed... Oh, and another one was his buddy that has an 08 F250 diesel lifted on 49" tires and got 55mpg on a road trip....I want to call him out so bad, but its my cousin...i should do it anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    i'd rep you, however i probably cant

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    i love the rotary noone knows what it is so the all try to race me mostly civics integras and 240s, although i pulled on a vette in the mountains. the straights i got raped in its that low center of gravity i have

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    lol ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by turborodarry
    i love the rotary noone knows what it is so the all try to race me mostly civics integras and 240s, although i pulled on a vette in the mountains. the straights i got raped in its that low center of gravity i have

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    ok i got one, a friend of mine told me about one dude i know of that is actually a member of IA well anyway he was working on his car rebuilding they whole motor he finally get done with the motor and goes to put the flywheel, clutch, and pressure plate well first hes got a 7lb fadanzia (i know thats spellt wrong idk) but he put is on backwards and bolts it down, his dad comes behind him and said wtf u doin thats backward so he fliped it around and then places the clutch on there and bolts the pressure plate on his dad checks on him again and and noticed that this time he put the clutch on backwards after he bolted everything together but yeah this dude claims he knows alot but everyday i seen to find out more of what he knows but yeah that sh!t was funny as hell

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    The guy didn't actually say it to me, but I overheard him telling this other guy "That thang in the muffler me it sound like a turbo in it." I laughed my azz off when I saw what the hell he was talking about. I wish I had a pic.
    I'm allergic to pistons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turborodarry
    i love the rotary noone knows what it is so the all try to race me mostly civics integras and 240s, although i pulled on a vette in the mountains. the straights i got raped in its that low center of gravity i have
    we can go into the mountains and see what happens

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    Rizzler : so you mod your 05 Scion tC yet?
    ricer : yeah man i put royal purple oil in it...
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    ^That is a mod, it has proved it adds power.

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    Neon owner told me he had 2 VTEC's and was about to get another

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    I smoked a special edition viper with Dual carbs with my single cam crx..... That was before it was boosted.

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    ACTUALLY funniest thing i can remember is....

    "hey i'm alex aka maniac, whats up" that has to be @ the top of my list

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    LMAO Ive got a good one, my buddy used to pop his auto into nuetral at stop lights then back into drive, and repeat, to make it look like he had a manual mimicking the rocking back and forth.

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    A guy with a Dodge Neon (before the SRT-4, this was like 5 years ago) told me he was going to put Nitrous and new piston walls in it. I was like "yeeeeahhh, that sounds like it will be FAST!!" LoL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    LMAO Ive got a good one, my buddy used to pop his auto into nuetral at stop lights then back into drive, and repeat, to make it look like he had a manual mimicking the rocking back and forth.
    LOL so true, on hills they let it roll a tad in N and blip the throttle before putting it back into drive to act like it's a five speed.

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    This thread is full of win, and deserves to be brought back.

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    Me: OMGZ0RS
    Him: I get some pretty good drifts going in my Civic sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaX
    A guy with a Dodge Neon (before the SRT-4, this was like 5 years ago) told me he was going to put Nitrous and new piston walls in it. I was like "yeeeeahhh, that sounds like it will be FAST!!" LoL
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    "You know, with an intake and tune my car will run 12's!" - Nemesis

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    FAILURE!!

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    actually this happened last week, some guy in a black srt-4 with lambo doors said i would back down from racing him

    he has a stock turbo @ 30psi and he told somebody i would back out from running, yet whenever i showed up to BP he left

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    "You know, with an intake and tune my car will run 12's!" - Nemesis

    you forgot the good driver and drag radials bit!!!!!!!!! asswipe

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    Had a guy ask me if my M3 "had the blitz stage 2 body kit"..then proceeded to tell me "My front liscense plate was blocking my condensor and it was way off". He claims he will race me for pinks in his civic and give me a 5 second head start in the 1/4th mile. I told him $1000 you pick the place and he started getting angry towards me. I tried to get some useful information out of him to see if I could take some money from him but when I asked "what does it trap" his response was "about 7.5"
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    Quote Originally Posted by M5 LITE
    Had a guy ask me if my M3 "had the blitz stage 2 body kit"..then proceeded to tell me "My front liscense plate was blocking my condensor and it was way off". He claims he will race me for pinks in his civic and give me a 5 second head start in the 1/4th mile. I told him $1000 you pick the place and he started getting angry towards me. I tried to get some useful information out of him to see if I could take some money from him but when I asked "what does it trap" his response was "about 7.5"

    lol you told me about this tool

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    lol you told me about this tool
    haha I know. He phucking works at mcdonalds right next to my house. He wants me to "come check it out" sometime...i have yet to see it. He was also rolling his eyes to the fact that I didn't leave doing a huge BP burn out
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    07 civics come with a 6 gear auto tranny and top out at 180mph


    also see sig.

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    one ricer once told me "y0, dis torbo on mai sr20 be makin dis wierd screeching metal to metal noise, nothign srious ryte?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benefit
    07 civics come with a 6 gear auto tranny and top out at 180mph


    also see sig.
    does this car have streetglow stickers?

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    nah they come in apc and mtx stickers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    you forgot the good driver and drag radials bit!!!!!!!!! asswipe
    You never said that! Quit trying to cover yourself!

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    me coming home from work, an old friend bought a new civic. i'd say the 04ish models. (well...i didn't really hang with him. i'd say an old acquaintant).

    i drive an 01 accord. auto. i4.

    him: YO **** SLOW N*GGA (true words. he talks like this.)
    me: yea i know.
    him: I'LL SMOKE YOU SON!
    me: hold on, lemme go borrow my stepdad's gto.
    him: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK! I'LL SMOKE YO ASS I GOT V-TAAAAAK IN DIS B!TCH!
    me: you know what...i jsut got off of work i think i'll go to sleep.
    him: WHATEVER P*SSY N*GGA!

    then he his rev limiter a couple of times, does a little squeel, takes off and mis shifts second.

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    not really ricer........but everyone always asks if my car can spin the tires

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    we can go into the mountains and see what happens
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