Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you

[SixSquared]

For a minute, the KA in my 240 was having some serious issues with cooling and fuel delivery, and it would pop pretty badly under any kind of acceleration, and would usually have a little smoke wafting out from underhood by the end of the day (rad. cap wasn't holding enough pressure and would leak coolant). I pulled up to a gas station after a particularly bad overheating session, coolant leaking everywhere, a few pops on the way in, and get the hood open to a barrage of smoke.

Dude leans out the window of a relatively clean E36 325i and says "Check those welds on the intake manifold" laughing like I've never heard someone quote F&F, tries to do a burnout, and sideswiped a pole.

I walked over to make sure he was ok, then looked at him and said "That's what you get for granny shifting, not double clutching like you should have."

If I was a guy he woulda beat the **** outta me.

[Dietcoke]

For a minute, the KA in my 240 was having some serious issues with cooling and fuel delivery, and it would pop pretty badly under any kind of acceleration, and would usually have a little smoke wafting out from underhood by the end of the day (rad. cap wasn't holding enough pressure and would leak coolant). I pulled up to a gas station after a particularly bad overheating session, coolant leaking everywhere, a few pops on the way in, and get the hood open to a barrage of smoke.

Dude leans out the window of a relatively clean E36 325i and says "Check those welds on the intake manifold" laughing like I've never heard someone quote F&F, tries to do a burnout, and sideswiped a pole.

I walked over to make sure he was ok, then looked at him and said "That's what you get for granny shifting, not double clutching like you should have."

If I was a guy he woulda beat the **** outta me.

Lmao +1

[Ed]

ha, this thread has lots of win. i just re-read all this stuff. lol funny stuff.

[On_Her_Face]

not really ricers, but people always ask me if i have a z06

[turborodarry]

they told me that their boosted integra was so much more reliable than my rx7. the integra is in the shop every week.

[On_Her_Face]

they told me that their boosted integra was so much more reliable than my rx7. the integra is in the shop every week.

rotarys are really reliable

~this is where somebody needs to post the motivational picture about rotarys making dsm's look reliable~

[Nissangeek]

My friend used to work wih this guy who told him that his Crown Vic came turbo'ed from the factory.

[mocha latte cupcake]

that his Vtec on his Spec V didn't work....

and then there was the guy that has the V6 focus with a optional supercharger button. yep... that overdrive button was connected to a supercharger and when he pressed it whoooooo wiiiiiiiii look out buddy! cause it will light them in 6th.... mind you this is an Automatic focus with a 6th gear

[Echonova]

[On_Her_Face]

i'd rep you, however i probably cant

[auxiliary]

I was constantly asked in 2003....if my yellow bug-eye wrx was an STI.

That or if it had a v8.....down pipe + blitz nur spec = loud

[DieselNuts]

I hate to admit it, but my cousin is one of the biggest ricers i know. He claims that his friend has a 700hp daily driven integra. When I asked him what kind of turbo he had he told me, "its just a little one. It doesnt even do much". Then he said another friend has a system with 4 12"s and it hits 220dbs......seeing as how the record is like 180db and that would make your ear drums bleed... Oh, and another one was his buddy that has an 08 F250 diesel lifted on 49" tires and got 55mpg on a road trip....I want to call him out so bad, but its my cousin...i should do it anyway.

[turborodarry]

i love the rotary noone knows what it is so the all try to race me mostly civics integras and 240s, although i pulled on a vette in the mountains. the straights i got raped in its that low center of gravity i have

[Echonova]

i love the rotary noone knows what it is so the all try to race me mostly civics integras and 240s, although i pulled on a vette in the mountains. the straights i got raped in its that low center of gravity i have

[On_Her_Face]

i love the rotary noone knows what it is so the all try to race me mostly civics integras and 240s, although i pulled on a vette in the mountains. the straights i got raped in its that low center of gravity i have

we can go into the mountains and see what happens

[man]

we can go into the mountains and see what happens

I wanna come

[matthewAPM]

we can go into the mountains and see what happens

i say the same to u....

[RandomGuy]

lol ^^

[jew_boy]

ok i got one, a friend of mine told me about one dude i know of that is actually a member of IA well anyway he was working on his car rebuilding they whole motor he finally get done with the motor and goes to put the flywheel, clutch, and pressure plate well first hes got a 7lb fadanzia (i know thats spellt wrong idk) but he put is on backwards and bolts it down, his dad comes behind him and said wtf u doin thats backward so he fliped it around and then places the clutch on there and bolts the pressure plate on his dad checks on him again and and noticed that this time he put the clutch on backwards after he bolted everything together but yeah this dude claims he knows alot but everyday i seen to find out more of what he knows but yeah that sh!t was funny as hell

[DESTRO_91]

The guy didn't actually say it to me, but I overheard him telling this other guy "That thang in the muffler me it sound like a turbo in it." I laughed my azz off when I saw what the hell he was talking about. I wish I had a pic.

[rizzler]

Rizzler : so you mod your 05 Scion tC yet?
ricer : yeah man i put royal purple oil in it...

[Elbow]

^That is a mod, it has proved it adds power.

[Elbow]

Neon owner told me he had 2 VTEC's and was about to get another

[Seymour222]

I smoked a special edition viper with Dual carbs with my single cam crx..... That was before it was boosted.

[mocha latte cupcake]

ACTUALLY funniest thing i can remember is....

"hey i'm alex aka maniac, whats up" that has to be @ the top of my list

[Nemesis]

LMAO Ive got a good one, my buddy used to pop his auto into nuetral at stop lights then back into drive, and repeat, to make it look like he had a manual mimicking the rocking back and forth.

[Elbow]

LMAO Ive got a good one, my buddy used to pop his auto into nuetral at stop lights then back into drive, and repeat, to make it look like he had a manual mimicking the rocking back and forth.

LOL so true, on hills they let it roll a tad in N and blip the throttle before putting it back into drive to act like it's a five speed.

[DaX]

A guy with a Dodge Neon (before the SRT-4, this was like 5 years ago) told me he was going to put Nitrous and new piston walls in it. I was like "yeeeeahhh, that sounds like it will be FAST!!" LoL

[Nemesis]

A guy with a Dodge Neon (before the SRT-4, this was like 5 years ago) told me he was going to put Nitrous and new piston walls in it. I was like "yeeeeahhh, that sounds like it will be FAST!!" LoL

Nitro. Dont be afraid to say it.

[Ran]

"You know, with an intake and tune my car will run 12's!" - Nemesis

[Nemesis]

"You know, with an intake and tune my car will run 12's!" - Nemesis

you forgot the good driver and drag radials bit!!!!!!!!! asswipe

[Ran]

you forgot the good driver and drag radials bit!!!!!!!!! asswipe

You never said that! Quit trying to cover yourself!

[Nitro]

Nitro. Dont be afraid to say it.

fawking comedian huh?

[MongolPup]

This thread is full of win, and deserves to be brought back.

I had a kid tell me that he wanted "A good drift car, like an Evo."
Me: Do you know what you have to do to make an Evo drift?
Him: Yeah. You have to make it rear wheel drive, since it's front wheel drive.
Me: OMGZ0RS
Him: I get some pretty good drifts going in my Civic sometimes.

[Crazy Asian]

FAILURE!!

[On_Her_Face]

actually this happened last week, some guy in a black srt-4 with lambo doors said i would back down from racing him

he has a stock turbo @ 30psi and he told somebody i would back out from running, yet whenever i showed up to BP he left

[OnURleft]

Had a guy ask me if my M3 "had the blitz stage 2 body kit"..then proceeded to tell me "My front liscense plate was blocking my condensor and it was way off". He claims he will race me for pinks in his civic and give me a 5 second head start in the 1/4th mile. I told him $1000 you pick the place and he started getting angry towards me. I tried to get some useful information out of him to see if I could take some money from him but when I asked "what does it trap" his response was "about 7.5"

[On_Her_Face]

Had a guy ask me if my M3 "had the blitz stage 2 body kit"..then proceeded to tell me "My front liscense plate was blocking my condensor and it was way off". He claims he will race me for pinks in his civic and give me a 5 second head start in the 1/4th mile. I told him $1000 you pick the place and he started getting angry towards me. I tried to get some useful information out of him to see if I could take some money from him but when I asked "what does it trap" his response was "about 7.5"

lol you told me about this tool

[OnURleft]

lol you told me about this tool

haha I know. He phucking works at mcdonalds right next to my house. He wants me to "come check it out" sometime...i have yet to see it. He was also rolling his eyes to the fact that I didn't leave doing a huge BP burn out

[Benefit]

07 civics come with a 6 gear auto tranny and top out at 180mph


also see sig.