This thread is full of win, and deserves to be brought back.

I had a kid tell me that he wanted "A good drift car, like an Evo."
Me: Do you know what you have to do to make an Evo drift?
Him: Yeah. You have to make it rear wheel drive, since it's front wheel drive.
Me: OMGZ0RS
Him: I get some pretty good drifts going in my Civic sometimes.