does this car have streetglow stickers?Originally Posted by Benefit
does this car have streetglow stickers?
yes sir...
LOL he's in my computer class, one time when i rode with him, he told me that most people don't know how to drive these right(auto honda 6spd)
one ricer once told me "y0, dis torbo on mai sr20 be makin dis wierd screeching metal to metal noise, nothign srious ryte?"
"I have a wife and kids" right before I hit him with the shovel. I laughed about that one for days...
nah they come in apc and mtx stickers.
me coming home from work, an old friend bought a new civic. i'd say the 04ish models. (well...i didn't really hang with him. i'd say an old acquaintant).
i drive an 01 accord. auto. i4.
him: YO **** SLOW N*GGA (true words. he talks like this.)
me: yea i know.
him: I'LL SMOKE YOU SON!
me: hold on, lemme go borrow my stepdad's gto.
him: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK! I'LL SMOKE YO ASS I GOT V-TAAAAAK IN DIS B!TCH!
me: you know what...i jsut got off of work i think i'll go to sleep.
him: WHATEVER P*SSY N*GGA!
then he his rev limiter a couple of times, does a little squeel, takes off and mis shifts second.
not really ricer........but everyone always asks if my car can spin the tires
"what's 'Tuscani'?"
A city in Arizona. lol
no, that would be Tuscon lol.
Well as we were leaving varsity. I was sitting in my car warming it up and this kid....looking 16 or 17 comes stands next to my car and starts admiring the subies (looking around) with his gf or w/e. Minute later he opened his mouth and said the exact words to the girl with him "you know these EVO are pretty fast and handle really good." My face....
. For a sec i felt like getting out and correct him, but the group started moving......poor soul.
Ricer-"like my front mount?"...*looks at the front of the civic*
Me-"thats a radiator"
So my friend owned a Evo 8 with a bunch of upgrades and wat not....
So anyways were hanging out intown one nite chattin the nite away
All the sudden this Redneck guy that was obsessed with muscle cars comes over and says this ...
"Dude did your radiator fall through" ....
.... We said this... " " and walked away....
2004 Audi A4
I've had my fair share of "why did you put a hoodscoop on that" questions but nothing too notable. I usually get pretty legit questions about my car actually.
i was at a gas station with M5 LITE after our mountain run and a integra with a JDM front end stop to get a drink. some young asain walks out of the gas station and someone asked...
"yo how often you change your VTEC fluid?"
and the kid replied " 3 times a month"
so i dont get mentioned that i was there when the asian kid said 3 times a month... and where the FAWK are my glasses.. i'm a walk into walls for the rest of my damn life lol
oo yeah. Dracc and Evan were there too.
oo ****. forgot about that. u gonna be at home tomorrow?
tomorrow evening sometime ... i gotta make a run to tennesse ... hit me on the hip.. the number is still the same.. well the 803 one
This girl at waffle house thought my friend RX8 was a Ferrari...
My Prelude Is Bumpin
coming from someone after i got my miata, "dude my friend had a stock miata and it pulled all the way to 140 mph." now keep in mind that A: ) they dont have enough power stock to pull all the way up to 140. might be able to reach that going down a realllllllyyyyy llllllloooooonnnnnnngggggg hill. B: )the car doesnt even go near 140 because of the rev limiter
fixed
lol but you could also say that if you had more rpms available it would be remotely possible
Just the other day I had someone tell me and I quote, "Come on dude, you know The Fast and the Furious IS a hard ass movie." Wow. I just sat there and laughed. He also bought 2 old co2 bottles to use as nitrous bottles. Damn.
guy pokes hand around evo 8 engine bay and like hmm that things fuel injected....AND he didnt realize it was turbo when he nearly touched it probing his hand around
Let's see, i've collected a few great lines over the years....
When i was in H.S. this dumb blonde was friends with a bunch of Honda guys. Now all their cars were respectable and fast. She , on the otherhand, has a LS integra with cut springs. But daddy bought her a Type-R so she could be cool like the guys. I remember she came into math class with a pink stick note and started reading off things like "it's 1 of 3 brought to the US, we had it shipped over" among other things.
Had some guy looking under the hood of my Miata and asked if i converted it to RWD. I told him that all Miatas were RWD from the factory. But this guy was absolutely convinced that i converted mine "because his buddy had one and it spins the front tires".
On my 99 Miata, some guy looked under the hood, straight at my supercharger and asked "is that a cold air intake?" (the s/c is VERY obvious)
While hanging out at WaHo in Buford one night, a black DA Integra pulls in with some whore driving and her hood bf in the pass seat. The car was making a whining noise, like a very small turbo spooling, but it did this everytime the throttle was touched. Well the proceed to walk over to me and my friends (a group of about 6-7 country boys...big ones) and start laying down all this smack talk about how fast their car is. They asked what i was running and i said a "airfilter and muffler"....the car was running 10psi of supercharged bliss. Homeboy looks right at my intercooler and says "nice radiator". Thinking that they knew what it was, i expected them to back down. They didn't. So we settle on racing for $100 at Mustangs Unlimited, no problem. Before we left, the hoe looks over at me and says "psssh, it's just a Miata so im going to drive" as she looked to her retard bf. We get there, line up and i proceed to SMOKE the DA. Suddenly the $100 she flashed seems to have disappeared. Well the good 'ole boys got pissed. She jumped in the car and started to drive off when out of nowhere one of the guys runs from like 20ft away and does a flying-double leg drop kick on her rear quarter panel and pushes the whole thing in! ***** still left. Oh, turns out someone installed the timing belt wrong and thats why it was making a "wooooshing" sound, which they thought would be intimidating.
02' Miata
i LOL'd for real... i can just see a big ol country boy kicking the **** of this bitches car haha oh man... reps
as far as a story...
i went to the honda dealership service dept in my sol right after i got it. it has a weird idle so i pulled it in the bay to see if they could just give me any ideas but the manager said he couldnt w/o charging me. i talked to him for a second and he told me to pop the hood. ( i had gathered a crowd now cause my car runs like ass when its cold, sounds like it has awful cam lope or something haha) well i pop it and the stupidity starts flying. one tech goes "oh man you swapped a b16?" (its vtec trim model and comes factory w/b16) then i started expaining to the manager to excuse the awful exhaust leak where the POS 2pc header bolts together (ebaydm header with a cheezy ass spoon plaque spot welded on top... obviously fake) , the gasket is all busted up...before he looks at the motor he starts talking about how he used to be into imports quite a bit and had a civic blablabla and then he leans down and checks out my header and looks back up and me and says "man thats no piece of ****... thats a spoon header bro" bwahaoi;shrelkahhahaha
i thought it was great... spoon 2pc header = non existent
and this was the freaking honda service dept!! ahhhhh... i need to work at honda.
hmm
I think the funniest instance for me was when a guy came up to me claiming he used to own a Starion back in the day and how fast it was. That the v8s they came with from the factory made a LOT of power. I was like "... v8? its a 4banger" "naw man, they were v8s!" -pops open hood and counts spark plug wires-
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best one for me is an old dumbass friend of mine decided one night to go with me to bp and ask quite a few people to check out his STOCK cobalt LS...automatic even. well dumb**** messed up the e brake and asked if it would make it easier for him to drift now, next big mistake was a few weeks later he swore the damn thing had a ****ing turbo and could hold a candle to my gsr.. all the time swearing the damn thing was making 190 hp (his only made 145 on a good day), also swore up and down he could shift his automatic p.o.s manually..the last conversation we had before i had enough was that he could make 30+ hp off a damn short ram intake (this is after i had proven his crapper made what it made) and had two mechanics confirm this load of bull****..
Next dumbass on my list is my girlfriends buddy who swears that at 17 he goes on road atlanta with some damn evo and owns.. Ok didnt know a **** about anything under the hood, and never heard of an scca license. to top it off swore he was going to germany and making 5 mil a year for a racing contract and they were tryin to take him asap (this was around thanksgiving). and swears by this with no proof. i want to buss his balls so bad but its not worth the effort
People (usually rednecks or unsuspecting, uncultured Genericans) usually ask if my GT-R was imported from Europe. I get tired of telling them, "no. Continental Europeans drive just like we do. England's the European country that drives like them thar Japs. Oh and this car was imported from Japan." LOL! Most people are marvelled by the RHD factor than the GT-R factor!
anything baggedaccord says
"yeah i was going to convert my civic to all wheel drive and all wheel steering, but my parents took it away when i got bad grades"
Lets see, im from dalton so there is nothing but ricers. One of the guys around here told me he bought his "JDM d15" motor for $1500 using his left over change he had been saving. He told me that it was from Japan because it had the no-touchie symbol on the heat shield. He then proceeded to tell me that he was going to have the block "cryo-froze" so he could run 40psi when he turbo'd it. Umm, one guy told he took his 89 accord to this shop and for $200 they made it have 210hp. I asked him what they did to it and he said he wasn't sure, something with the muffler and intake. He proceeded to ask me how to lower his 96 Cherokee so he could drag race it. Another guy told me he made his own short throw but cutting a 3 inch section out of his stock shifter and welding it back together. One guy told me that him and his buddy had a 2.0 rsx motor that could make 2000hp. I asked him what was down to it and he responded "Titanium sleeves, titaniuim pistons, titanium block, basically everything is titanium. Its twin-turbo and runs on race fuel."
A guy at a stereo shop told me his 91 corsica ran on jet fuel and put down 8sec quarters. The same guy who cut his shifter put 103 octane in his civic that had a SRI and a muffler. He also said the vtec on his civic would only kick in when he pushed the horn because he wired it like that.
Theres too many to post really. OH, my favorite. These kids that work at the Mcdonalds will take their riced out civics (GTR badged) and put food trays under the rear wheels and pull the e-brake, then proceed to "drift" in the parking lot.
ex gf is driving with me and keeps asking me what the noise she hears is..then determines that her cavalier's cylinders are spinning. lol
IG: seanvee87
One of my sisters friends was watching me replace my thermostat and pointed to my BOV and said damn thats a big turbo. i just didn't say anything.
I had a ricer tell me that he likes my accord even though I had a jdm front on an integra. what an idiot.
This ricer told me he had more tq than me.
Even though I don't have a car, I'm sure i have more tq in my 2 feet and 2liters of Mountain Dew, than he has in his 4 cylinders a 1.6liters.
come to gainesville and apprently every Honda has V-tec...
You know better; next time will be a ban.
walked a ferrari 430 on a highway and on the ramps numerous times, and he parks next to me by the next rest area.. and he walks out and asks me...
"this is my forth ferrari, but dude, what kinda of car is that?"
i told him....
"awesome, i m still working my way up there to get my first.wanna race for pinks?"
Them: "Sweet an rx7! I've never seen a rotary in real life!!"
Me: *pop hood* "Not quite..."
Them: "awww" *walks away with head hung low*
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