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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: heyyyy.

Stranger: Imperispuxently inanomagant graphicement eplosed.

You: ..English?

Stranger: Of course.

You: Hahaha, where you from?

Stranger: Why this should matter? It shouldn't.

You: Oh Okay.

You: I was wondering what language you were typing in.

Stranger: This is English, because it's created by word generator using an English dictionary.

Stranger: Now try to think what this possibly could mean.

You: Um, good to know.

You: Are you always a jerk, or does it come natural?

Stranger: Interesting observation: a jerk will always act like a jerk, and normal person can do both.

You: You're very smart.

Stranger: Very, or too? I hope for the former.

You: My name is Bri by the way, what's yours?

Stranger: Well, I'm George.

Stranger: Will turn 20 in 9 days!
You: Where do you live?

Stranger: Exactly? Should I give coordinates?

You: Lol, no.

You: I live in Atlanta, Georgia.

You: Do you live in the United States..?

Stranger: No, I live in Russia.

You: Oh.
Stranger: Are you fat?
Stranger: You live in Atlanta, so I thought i'd ask.
You: Excuse me?
You: What makes you say that?
Stranger: Atlanta people are always eating.
You: No I'm not fat.

Asshole.