So I just "omegled"

[Arm&hammer]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey buddy
Stranger: heyyyy buddd
Stranger: how are you?
You: ayyy
Stranger: long time no talk
You: I'm good
You: you?
You: yes yes
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: cant complain
You: Das kewl
Stranger: hows the wife?
You: good
You: pregnant
Stranger: niceee
You: again
Stranger: and little billy?
You: i need to puch that bitch in the stomach
You: idk
Stranger: nahhhh
You: yeah
You: shes a stupid slut
Stranger: just wear a condom!
You: her babies don't need to live
You: I like punching in the stomach better
You: and sex feels better with no condom
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: yeah i hear ya there
Stranger: just protect little billy
Stranger: hes a sucker
You: yeah
You: he has foster parents now
Stranger: gonna get lots of girlies pregonant in the first grade
Stranger: oh shit foster parents?
You: police took him away after i beat the shit out of my wife
Stranger: damnnn hows that be?
Stranger: damnnnnnn
You: idk
You: i had to spend the night in jail
Stranger: yeppp been there
You: If she ever calls the cops again
Stranger: so looking for a new wife?
You: i'll slit her fucking throat
You: nope
You: mine is good
Stranger: just a slut?
You: she's ok.
You: but sometimes she doesn't have dinner ready
Stranger: bitchhhhh
You: so i have to kick her fucking ass
Stranger: tsk tskkkk
You: i know
You: But i like it when she doesnt have dinner waiting
Stranger: why?
You: I like to slap her
You: it's very satisfying
Stranger: hahahha
You: i rape her.
Stranger: i like slapping her nose when i fuck her
Stranger: makes her tear
You: i like it when she cups my balls and sucks my dick while i slap the shit out of her
Stranger: bet that feels nice
You: i dont fuck with her nose
You: too much blood
Stranger: one time
You: and i already broke it
You: when i punched it
Stranger: i stuck my dick up her nose
Stranger: then her ear
Stranger: it was fucking epic
You: i came on her eyes and she cried
Stranger: bitch yelled so loud
Stranger: i fucked her cousin too
You: my slut yells so loud when i stick my dick up her ass without lube
You: and if she yells i put her head in the covers and suffocate her
Stranger: i LOVE doing that
You: one time she refused to let me fuck
You: so i raped her
Stranger: one time i shit on her asscrack and made her lick it
You: then when she was sleeping i came all over her face and let that shit dry up
You: hahaha
You: have you ever given your slut a dirt sanchez?
Stranger: oh hell yeah!
Stranger: bitch loves that
You: gotta love it
Stranger: once
Stranger: i licked her ass then shoved a lamp in it
You: i banged my wifes mom and i wasn't satisfied
You: hahaha
You: i shoved a back skratcher up my bitches ass
Stranger: ahahahhaha
Stranger: one time i tickled her vag with a hamster
You: LOL
Stranger: it was soaked soon after
Stranger: then i made her lick it dry
Stranger: bitch coughed up a hairball
You: lol
Stranger: what else you do to her
You: lots of shit
You: if she doesnt mow the lawn
You: i make her eat grass
Stranger: ahahhaha
You: one time she didn't pick up her dogs shit
Stranger: one time i shoved rabbit turds up her nose then fucked her hard
You: so i shoved her fucking face in it
You: i gave her a black eye because she looked at me wrong
You: she once cheated on me so i carved slut into her chest with a carrot peeler
Stranger: i make her dial her brothers number with her ass
You: and she tried to leave me once so i handcuffed her to my bed for 2 days with out food.
Stranger: then she talks in yiddish
Stranger: damn
Stranger: harshhhhhh
You: she shouldn't get dumb women idea's
You: it happens everytime she watches life time
Stranger: last weekend i stratched her asshole with pliers
You: hahaha
Stranger: then i swam in it
You: lol
You: i forced her mouth open with sexual instrement and had me and my friends cum in her mouth
You: then she said she liked it and i literally beat her the fuck down
Stranger: i pinched her nipples off and stored them in a pickling jar
Stranger: now they stay in the freezer
You: nice man
You: i couldn't do that
You: i like the nipples
Stranger: it was sweet
You: i like the sweet taste of her blood
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AFSil80]

Stranger: hi
You: herro
Stranger: m or f
You: c
You: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: EAT MOR CHIKIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bus Driver J]

I am fuckin addicted to this site now. Its sooo fuckin funny. Non of my conversations have been as good as the ones Ive read here but good times non the less.

Stranger: im searching an asian woman (better japanese)
You: Same here, no luck either huh??
Stranger: i ve known an hawaian
You: Come on man, I need some help finding them. You got any pointers...
Stranger: be patient
You: thats all you got for me??
Stranger: you like japanese girl?
You: of course I do. Who doesnt?
Stranger: i ve a site for pen friend! do u want?
You: Pen friend? Thats too much work.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and so what u want?
Stranger: they are smooth!!!
You: I know all the ink pens I have are smooth.
You: But I like the ones with rubber grips
Stranger: eh?pens?
You: Werent we talking about pen friends?
Stranger: lol
You: I name all mine.
You: I know its weird but it keeps a good connection with them
You: They wont usually run away if you do so
You: I had a pen called Bic but it ran out of ink.
Stranger: lol
You: So I threw it away
You: Thats not funny
You: Ink is a serious business
Stranger: why not is it a metaphore?
You: Theres no metaphores here bud
Stranger: okkey i've laughed for sure!!!bye funny dude! i must search!!!!
You: Good Luck!!
Stranger: bye lol!

[Chuckster]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi. Are you live in South Korea?
You: No North Korea, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[slostang]

I am fuckin addicted to this site now. Its sooo fuckin funny. Non of my conversations have been as good as the ones Ive read here but good times non the less.

Stranger: im searching an asian woman (better japanese)
You: Same here, no luck either huh??
Stranger: i ve known an hawaian
You: Come on man, I need some help finding them. You got any pointers...
Stranger: be patient
You: thats all you got for me??
Stranger: you like japanese girl?
You: of course I do. Who doesnt?
Stranger: i ve a site for pen friend! do u want?
You: Pen friend? Thats too much work.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and so what u want?
Stranger: they are smooth!!!
You: I know all the ink pens I have are smooth.
You: But I like the ones with rubber grips
Stranger: eh?pens?
You: Werent we talking about pen friends?
Stranger: lol
You: I name all mine.
You: I know its weird but it keeps a good connection with them
You: They wont usually run away if you do so
You: I had a pen called Bic but it ran out of ink.
Stranger: lol
You: So I threw it away
You: Thats not funny
You: Ink is a serious business
Stranger: why not is it a metaphore?
You: Theres no metaphores here bud
Stranger: okkey i've laughed for sure!!!bye funny dude! i must search!!!!
You: Good Luck!!
Stranger: bye lol!

check your pm's on the other site.

[Bus Driver J]

Stranger: GET OUT!!!
You: .....no?
Stranger: si?
You: I no wanna
Stranger: you speak bad yourself +
Stranger: no?
Stranger: 8====D penis
Stranger: ( + )( + ) boobies
You: LOL, your good at this stuff...
Stranger: V pussys
Stranger: oh you would know.mp2
You: Do you have one for anal prolapse?
Stranger: ¤ ?
You: FAIL
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: then show me you count faced fuck
You: Go ask your mom what it looks like
You: She can show you
Stranger: i just did
Stranger: and she flipped me off
You: Shes just upset
Stranger: then i raped the shit out of her
You: Thats fuckin good times there
Stranger: i make a fritzel
You: Is that a pastry?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AFSil80]

Stranger: hello stranger.
You: sometimes when im alone in my room i stare at the wall
You: hello other stranger
You: you seem normal
Stranger: me too.
Stranger: not at all.
You: well fuck me running
You: that;s my damn luck
You: i thought everyone on this site was normal
You: jeez
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: im not
You: well, what makes you abnormal?
You: do you scratch your butt and sniff your fingers afterwards?
Stranger: im "emo" from what people tell me.
Stranger: hmm no
You: oh fuck YOU emo kid
You: you goddamn kids are ruining punk music
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bus Driver J]

Holy fuck, I just had a conversation that lasted almost an hour!!! Weird? Id say so....

[UpSideDownDesi]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: tell me about your troubles
Stranger:
You: sure i can only open up if i know who you are, guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
You: oh let me tell u my troubles then
Stranger: but a feminine guy, at that.
You: FUCK YOU....i feel better



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up!?
You: eh bored out of my mind......reason here.
You: u?
Stranger: nothing!
Stranger: where r u from!?
You: Atlanta
You: u?
Stranger: iran!
You: hold up did u say iran?
Stranger: yeah
You have disconnected.

[TheGodfather]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i 23 m greece
Stranger: u
You: im 87 t canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Hello. Have you met my friend? His name is "Your conversational partner has disconnected."

You: good one

You: asswipe

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Perhaps I should introduce you?

Stranger: Oh look!

Stranger: There he is now!

You have disconnected.

^ owned.

[NewGen33]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: woot convo!!
Stranger: 春哥
You: SIGH
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: r u gay?
You: well i did have a pretty good day today
You: so...
Stranger: r u gay?
You: i guess so im not sad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: alright, lets play a game
You: hi future friend
You: ok
Stranger: lets pretend you're a guy if you already arn't. and there's this asian chick that's trying to get with you.
You: uh huh
Stranger: she's about 6 on the hotness scale (ew muffin top) but fortunately you're not an overly shallow person...BUT you want to stay friends with her, even though she wants to be an item
You: i see
Stranger: and she'll get all weepy and self hating if you keep turning her down
Stranger: what do you do?
You: roofies so everyone else can have a go at her
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: thanks friend, my thoughts exactly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Buttons]

You: like eiffel tower paris?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: do u know another one?
Stranger: texas?
You: they do the eiffel tower in texas too?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: never been there
You: everything is bigger in texas, they say
Stranger: but i know there is a town called paris there
You: By eiffel tower, i mean the sex position.
Stranger: theres a position named after the eiffel tower?
You: LOL yes.
You: One guy at a girl's mouth and the other is behind and the two guys high five each other.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Buttons]

are all these people virgins? because i keep fucking with them and none of them are getting what i'm saying.

[creman]

or they just don't have sex with other guys. I didn't know what the crap that was either.

[Buttons]

Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: i'm disco
You: disco what?
Stranger: disconnected
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ranger250x]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ddduuuudddeeee
Stranger: heya
You: what is up!?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: u?
You: bout to go on a date
You: im super excited
Stranger: from where u are?
You: usa
You: u?
Stranger: Latvia
You: sweet
You: what do you do in Latvia
Stranger: play basketball
Stranger: u in usa?
You: profressionally?
You: i work in a wearhouse mixing paint
Stranger: yes
You: cool whats your number
Stranger: 8
You: how many points a game?
Stranger: 30-40
You: good job
You: is your name raimonds
Stranger: no
Stranger: Okey bay an go fuck your self you muther fucker
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: okay
You: just trying to find out who im talking to
Stranger: your not interesting so fuck your self
Stranger: "
You: bye

I think i actually found out exactly who i was talking to. the possiblity is there

[Turbd4DE]

lol good find qd

[AFSil80]

Stranger: Kenny?
You: yeah!
You: JUST KIDDING
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[hondachik]

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D O Y O U W A N T C A N D Y ?

You: no

You: pedobear!!!

Stranger: asl?

You: 3/f/ga

You: u?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hondachik]

Stranger: hey... today i had a bit of an embarrassing experience. My high school does this meeting for incoming freshmen where a few select seniors answer questions about high school life and such. I was one of them. I got there and there was a table and some fold-up chairs to sit in. There were about 100 little 13 year olds and some parents across from me, along with 5 other seniors sitting next to me. I happened to be sitting next to one of my long time crushes. It was pretty casual so I wore basketball shorts and a t-shirt.

I started to notice a lot of kids staring at me. Didnt think anything of it, as i was kind of the one answering most questions. Then one girl who looked like a real bitch raised her hand for a question. She got called on, and said that her question was for the boy in the blue t-shirt. That was me. Her question was "I can see your scrotum hanging out of your shorts. You should hide your balls better." God fucking damnit. I could see everyone in the crowd look from her to me, and then slightly below me. My face almost exploded with redness. Then she finished it off with "They're all sweaty. Are you hot?"

So I just sat there. Youd expect everyone else to be dead silent, but that was only the case for the parents in the crowd. All of the freshmen girls were snickering. Some were pointing it out to their friends who didn't see it yet. I shifted in my seat and realized that I was indeed hanging out a little, and pulled down my shorts to cover up. What the fuck.

Luckily there was a teacher there moderating it who quickly said to go onto the next question, and to keep it appropriate. But the damage was done. I looked through my peripherals at my crush. She was trying hard to hold back a smile, half embarrassed for me and half wanting to take part in the giggling.

Nobody said a word to me after that. So, what should I do about my crush?

You: shut the fuck up

Stranger: lo

Stranger: can i fuck you anally?

You: how much u pay?

Stranger: 80 pesos

You: speak english

Stranger: fuck you ******

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



LOL is it just me or do the freaks come out at night?

[AFSil80]

Stranger: hi
You: herro
Stranger: hero?
You: no, herro
You: i not a hero
You: i say herro
Stranger: whats herro?
You: i from china ^_^
You: i mak u raff out roud
You: and spy on us of a
Stranger: raffout roud?
You: you know, RAFF OUT ROUD
You: ROR
You: i say joke
You: you raff!
Stranger: u mean laugh out loud?
You: YES
You: RAFF OUT ROUD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hondachik]

Stranger: buttsex!

You: no

You: buttsecks!

Stranger: no! buttsects!

You: zomg

You: wut wut

You: itb

Stranger: let's meet up and do naughty stuff!

You: cool

You: what time

You: and what place

You: winder?

Stranger: your place

You: no

You: too many people here

You: too many mesicans

Stranger: oohh touch mine touch yours

You: ooo

You: your + mine

Stranger: = good times

You: www.kyjelly.com ?

You: awesome

You: lets get intense too

You: i get a walmart discount

Stranger: fuck yeah.

You: OH FUCK YEAH

Stranger: let's do it at a walmart

You: in the bathroom?

Stranger: with a greeter watching

You: ooo

You: no

You: its late

You: they gone home now

Stranger: lets go wake one up

You: i dont know where any live =\

You: i can hack the system and find out

Stranger: at the old folks home, silly!

You: ooo sorry!

Stranger: yeah..let's get an old man with hair in his ears to watch us.

You: no

Stranger: his name will be ernie

You: i want a woman and man

Stranger: ernie and ethle

You: so they can watch and then follow

Stranger: yeah

You: bertha and ernie

Stranger: i see what you did

You: kinda like bert and ernie

Stranger: and i like it

You: =)

Stranger: yeah big bertha

You: u will like a lot more

You: evan?

Stranger: if that's what you want to call me

You: catnip?

You: no, no big bertha. ernie can't support her

Stranger: chocolate coathanger?

You: awesome

Stranger: ernie is a stud

You: ooo

You: he takes enzite

You: and steroids

Stranger: he's got a 3 foot cack

You: ZOMG

You: enzite DOES work

Stranger: and bertha has many folds to fuck

Stranger: touch mine TOUCH YOURS

You: i can buy a dildo to help him out

Stranger: yeah a double headed scorpion

You: omg we think alike

Stranger: and one of those fist ones

You: yeahhhh

You: fisting her anal hole

Stranger: and a live oppossum

You: and video it

You: and place it on redtube

Stranger: no spankwire

You: ooo

You: never heard of it

You: must visit it now

Stranger: you go now.

You: i am

You: i'm already looking

You: i have cable internet

You: =)

Stranger: i have dialup but i taped 6 internets together

You: i already see a pretty pussy

You: ooo you're clever

Stranger: buttsex!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AFSil80]

Stranger: rawr
Stranger: m or f
You: AWESOME, a DINOSAUR
Stranger: male or female
You: 1 sec
You: fixin a drink
You: ok, here we go
You: you're a dinosaur
You: i'm a dinosaur
You: but you know what
You: you're gonna be my bitch
You: know why
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Stranger: thats accually pretty cool
You: yeah, i got it rom SFOT
Stranger: i'm talking to a dude arn't i
You: you fuckin know it
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: well hope u get drunk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Buttons]

i just got a bisexual 15 year old male in new zealand... i hit the jackpot!

so many /b/tards on here.

[quickdodge®]

so many /b/tards on here.

Self-ownage at it's best. Later, QD.

[teh bri]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: heyyyy.

Stranger: Imperispuxently inanomagant graphicement eplosed.

You: ..English?

Stranger: Of course.

You: Hahaha, where you from?

Stranger: Why this should matter? It shouldn't.

You: Oh Okay.

You: I was wondering what language you were typing in.

Stranger: This is English, because it's created by word generator using an English dictionary.

Stranger: Now try to think what this possibly could mean.

You: Um, good to know.

You: Are you always a jerk, or does it come natural?

Stranger: Interesting observation: a jerk will always act like a jerk, and normal person can do both.

You: You're very smart.

Stranger: Very, or too? I hope for the former.

You: My name is Bri by the way, what's yours?

Stranger: Well, I'm George.

Stranger: Will turn 20 in 9 days!
You: Where do you live?

Stranger: Exactly? Should I give coordinates?

You: Lol, no.

You: I live in Atlanta, Georgia.

You: Do you live in the United States..?

Stranger: No, I live in Russia.

You: Oh.
Stranger: Are you fat?
Stranger: You live in Atlanta, so I thought i'd ask.
You: Excuse me?
You: What makes you say that?
Stranger: Atlanta people are always eating.
You: No I'm not fat.

Asshole.

[Z0_o6]

super.

[Ed]

will read again

[Crazy Asian]

will never read again.

[Z0_o6]

sorry i read it the first time.

[teh bri]

Lol, oh hush it.

[FasTech]

.......Ok then.

[teh bri]

bwhahahaha.


Now, i found someone off ia on there.


weird.

[DeutscheBAG!]

Riveting Story Chap

[NewGen33]

I think there might possibly already be a thread for this...possibly.

[Catnip]

[teh bri]

bite me.

[Z0_o6]

where?

[Thighs]

great thread you dirty slut. ))<>((

[AnthonyF]

-Ant.