Stranger: buttsex!

You: no

You: buttsecks!

Stranger: no! buttsects!

You: zomg

You: wut wut

You: itb

Stranger: let's meet up and do naughty stuff!

You: cool

You: what time

You: and what place

You: winder?

Stranger: your place

You: no

You: too many people here

You: too many mesicans

Stranger: oohh touch mine touch yours

You: ooo

You: your + mine

Stranger: = good times

You: www.kyjelly.com ?

You: awesome

You: lets get intense too

You: i get a walmart discount

Stranger: fuck yeah.

You: OH FUCK YEAH

Stranger: let's do it at a walmart

You: in the bathroom?

Stranger: with a greeter watching

You: ooo

You: no

You: its late

You: they gone home now

Stranger: lets go wake one up

You: i dont know where any live =\

You: i can hack the system and find out

Stranger: at the old folks home, silly!

You: ooo sorry!

Stranger: yeah..let's get an old man with hair in his ears to watch us.

You: no

Stranger: his name will be ernie

You: i want a woman and man

Stranger: ernie and ethle

You: so they can watch and then follow

Stranger: yeah

You: bertha and ernie

Stranger: i see what you did

You: kinda like bert and ernie

Stranger: and i like it

You: =)

Stranger: yeah big bertha

You: u will like a lot more

You: evan?

Stranger: if that's what you want to call me

You: catnip?

You: no, no big bertha. ernie can't support her

Stranger: chocolate coathanger?

You: awesome

Stranger: ernie is a stud

You: ooo

You: he takes enzite

You: and steroids

Stranger: he's got a 3 foot cack

You: ZOMG

You: enzite DOES work

Stranger: and bertha has many folds to fuck

Stranger: touch mine TOUCH YOURS

You: i can buy a dildo to help him out

Stranger: yeah a double headed scorpion

You: omg we think alike

Stranger: and one of those fist ones

You: yeahhhh

You: fisting her anal hole

Stranger: and a live oppossum

You: and video it

You: and place it on redtube

Stranger: no spankwire

You: ooo

You: never heard of it

You: must visit it now

Stranger: you go now.

You: i am

You: i'm already looking

You: i have cable internet

You: =)

Stranger: i have dialup but i taped 6 internets together

You: i already see a pretty pussy

You: ooo you're clever

Stranger: buttsex!

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